INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Trigger 11 on December 10, 2008, 03:43:24 PM
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Try to write a random collection of words, preferably that make some type of coherent statement, that you can know with som ecertainty have never been written/said before...ever, which makes you the first to do so!!! You get to go down in history with this game.
I was inspired by George Carlin. His example was "As soon as I stick this hot poker up my ass, I'm gonna slice my dick off!", or something like that.
Okay! I'll start...
Licking a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is like licking a cat's ass, but tastes better.
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Licking a dogs ass blows away a cats any day better than beer
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Flo needs to post in this thread. :P
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i desperately need lit to show me how a real man fucks
ghey ponies.
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odeon's fired a gun and lucifer was witty.
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odeon's fired a gun and lucifer was witty.
you lose - i've been called witty before, ner, ner, ner! :hahaha:
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Lit finally saw the light.
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The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie.
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Mike = James Joyce. :lol:
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??? James Joyce is considered a great author in Sweden.
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you don't recognise a certain similarity in style there, then? :orly:
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:agreed:
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Trigger11 is the coolest, most awesome, radical dude on the interwebs.
i desperately need lit to show me how a real man fucks
ghey ponies.
???
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The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie & cactus sandwich ears and a mouth the shape of Darwin’s mother’s custom made brass brassiere that constantly blew out triangular uranium tainted bubbles, wore a cling film & mango skin jumpsuit that screeched as he sklid down a launching rocket bound for Jupiter, landing on a plate of jellied politician’s fingers and Brontosaurus’ egg soufflé, all the while he was playing doubles table tennis with the Tsar of Prussia against the ghost of a tutu wearing Yasir Arafat and the decomposing but animated remains of Herman Goering who had a chimpanzee on his head muttering ‘Like A Virgin’ banging on a Rhino hide djembe with one hand and typing a Haiku on a purple Blackberry with the other.
TAKE YOUR MEDS!
:laugh: ;)
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Mike = James Joyce. :lol:
oooooh, i love literary wit. :thumbup:
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What the fuck :laugh:
Nice thread to bump into with my mood :finger:
Fuckn royal jelly. :laugh:
Maybe I can pretend its something else
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Flipping off the creator of this thread will not win you the jelly you seek.
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This doesn't really qualify cause its been said now, but I watched 'Hancock' yesterday. Starring Will Smith.
One of the lines in it is: "Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"
The answer was yes.
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The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie & cactus sandwich ears and a mouth the shape of Darwin’s mother’s custom made brass brassiere that constantly blew out triangular uranium tainted bubbles, wore a cling film & mango skin jumpsuit that screeched as he sklid down a launching rocket bound for Jupiter, landing on a plate of jellied politician’s fingers and Brontosaurus’ egg soufflé, all the while he was playing doubles table tennis with the Tsar of Prussia against the ghost of a tutu wearing Yasir Arafat and the decomposing but animated remains of Herman Goering who had a chimpanzee on his head muttering ‘Like A Virgin’ banging on a Rhino hide djembe with one hand and typing a Haiku on a purple Blackberry with the other.
TAKE YOUR MEDS!
:laugh: ;)
Please refer to thread title :smarty:
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Britney Spears is the greatest Pop Star of this generation and should be revered for her talent.
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Popcorn enema belt-sander.
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Cleaning the cat box with my hands is so relaxing especially when I have a snack when I am doing it
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gods, i'm so thin!!
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After thinking about it a long time in an intelligent and rational manner, I've decided Catholicism is the way to go.
Britney Spears is the greatest Pop Star of this generation and should be revered for her talent.
I say that all the time.
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PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
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Vaginal tuberculosis excreted lymphatically.
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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
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After the man fell off the roof, his dog dragged him to the car and drove him to the hospital, where he donated a kidney to him.
I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
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Even though his violin was fashioned from dried giraffe shit the audience sat still to hear the sweetest sound in the universe.
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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no. Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.
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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no. Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.
:LMAO:
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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no. Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.
:plus: :LMAO:
Holy fucking shit, that is hilarious! Will you marry me?
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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.
PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no. Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.
:plus: :LMAO:
Holy fucking shit, that is hilarious! Will you marry me?
I want a white church wedding, followed by a reception with bondage gear, costumes, and yiffing.
(Actually the awful thing is that probably HAS been said before.)