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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: willow on June 13, 2007, 08:36:05 AM
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calandale held me down and beat me with a stick to make me come here.
even though it says this is a safe place to start, people seem shotgun for blood...
anyway. hi.
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With an email addy like yours I wouldn't have thought you'd have minded a bit of blood lust. :laugh:
Welcome to Intensity.
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calandale held me down and beat me with a stick to make me come here.
even though it says this is a safe place to start, people seem shotgun for blood...
anyway. hi.
does this mean that you are the sensitive type?
also, after you make 10 posts, several other boards open up for your viewing and posting displeasure.
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calandale held me down and beat me with a stick to make me come here.
even though it says this is a safe place to start, people seem shotgun for blood...
anyway. hi.
does this mean that you are the sensitive type?
also, after you make 10 posts, several other boards open up for your viewing and posting displeasure.
I feel safe in saying I doubt calandale would have sent me here if he didn't think I could fuck you up. >:D
I was just pointing it out, is all.
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With an email addy like yours I wouldn't have thought you'd have minded a bit of blood lust. :laugh:
Welcome to Intensity.
thanks.
and I don't. bring it on. lust, blood, whatever. :P
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With an email addy like yours I wouldn't have thought you'd have minded a bit of blood lust. :laugh:
Welcome to Intensity.
thanks.
and I don't. bring it on. lust, blood, whatever. :P
:plus: I can see why Calandale directed you over here. :laugh:
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fuck away, then.
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you post a lot. what's up with that?
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you post a lot. what's up with that?
you don't post enough. what's up with that?
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
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you post a lot. what's up with that?
you don't post enough. what's up with that?
I was masturbating..sorry. I'll get right on that posting thing.
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
don't call me n00b.
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
Why would being like calandale be an insult? He's a valued member of this community, but we already have one. I didn't realise the idea of that would be so repellent to you. :laugh:
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
Why would being like calandale be an insult? He's a valued member of this community, but we already have one. I didn't realise the idea of that would be so repellent to you. :laugh:
the yawn is what tossed me. typically being yawned at isn't a compliment. not to mention being called a clone.
besides, assuming insult and saying "fuck you" is more entertaining than saying "umm..thanks?"
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But the 'fuck you' response is so obvious and cliche, the vague WTF ones are more entertaining (but that's just my opinion).
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
Why would being like calandale be an insult? He's a valued member of this community, but we already have one. I didn't realise the idea of that would be so repellent to you. :laugh:
the yawn is what tossed me. typically being yawned at isn't a compliment. not to mention being called a clone.
besides, assuming insult and saying "fuck you" is more entertaining than saying "umm..thanks?"
or the yawn could be a subtle hint: it's time for bed, would you like to join me? :eyebrows:
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Hi willow, welcome to this place :woohoo:
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Hi willow, welcome to this place :woohoo:
thanks. >:D
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But the 'fuck you' response is so obvious and cliche, the vague WTF ones are more entertaining (but that's just my opinion).
speaking of cliche and adding boring to the mix....(your responses.)
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willow, where do you live....what country?
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willow, where do you live....what country?
none of your business.
(god bless america.)
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
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But the 'fuck you' response is so obvious and cliche, the vague WTF ones are more entertaining (but that's just my opinion).
speaking of cliche and adding boring to the mix....(your responses.)
Perhaps that's cos that's all you've inspired so far. Besides we don't want to bite the fresh meat just yet it might be rancid.
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But the 'fuck you' response is so obvious and cliche, the vague WTF ones are more entertaining (but that's just my opinion).
speaking of cliche and adding boring to the mix....(your responses.)
Perhaps that's cos that's all you've inspired so far. Besides we don't want to bite the fresh meat just yet it might be rancid.
isn't that sort of like an oxymoron? fresh meat can't be rancid. then it wouldn't be fresh.
<yawn>
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willow, where do you live....what country?
none of your business.
(god bless america.)
what state?
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:popcorn:
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willow, where do you live....what country?
none of your business.
(god bless america.)
what state?
florida.
are you going to bring me cookies?
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
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don't call me n00b.
how about pissflap? cupcake? boo boo kitty fuck? :eyebrows:
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
oh dear. self owned by utterly pretentious geekspeak. Return to the start. :shitfan:
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But the 'fuck you' response is so obvious and cliche, the vague WTF ones are more entertaining (but that's just my opinion).
speaking of cliche and adding boring to the mix....(your responses.)
Perhaps that's cos that's all you've inspired so far. Besides we don't want to bite the fresh meat just yet it might be rancid.
isn't that sort of like an oxymoron? fresh meat can't be rancid. then it wouldn't be fresh.
<yawn>
Only if you have just one definition of the word fresh.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
shit. am I that transparent?
no. I'ma chick, dude. :asthing:
apparently a stupid chick...because I tried to use my avatar from WP here...and it just stretched really tall and I looked scary.
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upload it. if you link it the script resizes some avatars and makes em out of shape.
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don't call me n00b.
how about pissflap? cupcake? boo boo kitty fuck? :eyebrows:
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
oh dear. self owned by utterly pretentious geekspeak. Return to the start. :shitfan:
I kind of like the sound of "boo boo kitty fuck". :eyebrows:
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
shit. am I that transparent?
no. I'ma chick, dude. :asthing:
apparently a stupid chick...because I tried to use my avatar from WP here...and it just stretched really tall and I looked scary.
is it true that stupid chicks are easy?
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
shit. am I that transparent?
no. I'ma chick, dude. :asthing:
apparently a stupid chick...because I tried to use my avatar from WP here...and it just stretched really tall and I looked scary.
is it true that stupid chicks are easy?
hold on while I ask my mom.....
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upload it. if you link it the script resizes some avatars and makes em out of shape.
meep! thank you :)
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
shit. am I that transparent?
no. I'ma chick, dude. :asthing:
apparently a stupid chick...because I tried to use my avatar from WP here...and it just stretched really tall and I looked scary.
is it true that stupid chicks are easy?
hold on while I ask my mom.....
she said yes. :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
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Welcome to Intensity, Willow!
Most of us have an "ask me" thread where people ask them questions to find out more about them - in case you're interested. :)
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Welcome to Intensity, Willow!
Most of us have an "ask me" thread where people ask them questions to find out more about them - in case you're interested. :)
thank you for the welcome. :)
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have you ever got that lip loop caught on a man's cockring?
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have you ever got that lip loop caught on a man's cockring?
no...for a variety of reasons.
1) it is a full circle closed with a bead.
2) if by "cockring", you are talking piercings...I don't dick pierced cocks, and as such, have never sucked one.
3) if by "cockring" you are talking the sex toy...there really isn't anything to get caught on.
I did once get tangled with a girl at a party...her lipring was a corckscrew and it got all wrapped through mine...
we had to shuffle around and find someone to untangle us.
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
I know...scary, huh?
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
I know...scary, huh?
But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to do some... stuff to me during my sleep.
Most of it was pleasant. Honest.
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
I know...scary, huh?
But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to some... stuff to me during my sleep.
Mostly it was pleasant.
...the fuck.....can't you kill him?
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
I know...scary, huh?
But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to some... stuff to me during my sleep.
Mostly it was pleasant.
...the fuck.....can't you kill him?
No, because... he's my uncle.
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
I know...scary, huh?
But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to some... stuff to me during my sleep.
Mostly it was pleasant.
...the fuck.....can't you kill him?
No, because... he's my uncle.
so you'l just be an uncle fucker, come morn....
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Pretty much, carrot pubes.
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Pretty much, carrot pubes.
umm..no.
1) I don't dye pubic hair.
2) hardwood floors unless it is the dead of winter.
try again.
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Pretty much, carrot pubes.
umm..no.
1) I don't dye pubic hair.
2) hardwood floors unless it is the dead of winter.
try again.
I'm all out of quarters for this game, bitch. Maybe when I get my next disability allowance, I might play with you some more.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
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Pretty much, carrot pubes.
umm..no.
1) I don't dye pubic hair.
2) hardwood floors unless it is the dead of winter.
try again.
I'm all out of quarters for this game, bitch. Maybe when I get my next disability allowance, I might play with you some more.
damn. just when my slot was getting warmed up, too.
bring more quarters.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
oooh!! MY BITCH!! bend over...I missed you.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
you did not, in fact, guess right. pompous ass. :P
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
you did not, in fact, guess right. pompous ass. :P
Okay, okay -- fuck buddy.
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hey n00b, introduce yourself!
If I wanted you to know who I was, I'd give your mother a note to take home with her.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
my guess is that she has a collection of young males that she likes to torture.
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hey n00b, introduce yourself!
If I wanted you to know who I was, I'd give your mother a note to take home with her.
good one, chubby chaser,
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
my guess is that she has a collection of young males that she likes to torture.
And wouldn't you just love to be added to the collection? :laugh:
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good one, chubby chaser,
It's so cute that you think that's insulting... like your opinion matters or something.
*pats your head*
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good one, chubby chaser,
It's so cute that you think that's insulting... like your opinion matters or something.
*pats your head*
Oh, how very random.
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good one, chubby chaser,
It's so cute that you think that's insulting... like your opinion matters or something.
*pats your head*
it was a compliment. and my mom is morbidly obese.
*draws a diagram for the dense*
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it was a compliment. and my mom is morbidly obese.
*draws a diagram for the dense*
Be sure to include the part where 'chubby chaser' is a compliment, that's a study in paradox I'd LOVE to see drawn out.
But also, thanks.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
my guess is that she has a collection of young males that she likes to torture.
nah. that is what my WoW guild is for.
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it was a compliment. and my mom is morbidly obese.
*draws a diagram for the dense*
Be sure to include the part where 'chubby chaser' is a compliment, that's a study in paradox I'd LOVE to see drawn out.
But also, thanks.
you see you got the note from my mom....
never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
my guess is that she has a collection of young males that she likes to torture.
nah. that is what my WoW guild is for.
women on women?
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
my guess is that she has a collection of young males that she likes to torture.
nah. that is what my WoW guild is for.
women on women?
World of Warcraft.
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Probably her boyfriend.
EDIT: Guessed right.
my guess is that she has a collection of young males that she likes to torture.
nah. that is what my WoW guild is for.
women on women?
.....
World of Warcraft.
that is where I keep my collection of young men to fawn over me and do my bidding.
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i like my idea better.
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
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i like my idea better.
I'm shocked.
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
Cannabis user. Go figure.
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
simple is easy and it aint hard.
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
awwww...you're so cute.
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i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.
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i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.
Willow shags her dad? Does she also wear diapers?
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
awwww...you're so cute.
But you're more adorable!
I win against your patronising with my wonderful retort.
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Does she also wear diapers?
Not since the surgery, they chafe.
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Does she also wear diapers?
Not since the surgery, they chafe.
You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?
<sigh>
it was a j-o-k-e.
yes, I have a guild. but those fucks won't do one damned thing I tell them to. bastards.
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Does she also wear diapers?
Not since the surgery, they chafe.
You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?
we're not fuck buddies. he refused to wear the dress.
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Does she also wear diapers?
Not since the surgery, they chafe.
You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?
fuck yeah! the pea's 'feeling it.'
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?
<sigh>
it was a j-o-k-e.
yes, I have a guild. but those fucks won't do one damned thing I tell them to. bastards.
But I was j-o-k-i-n-g around too because you're a newcomer, and I always pick on the newcomers because I'm the resident flamer who is occasionally funny.
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?
<sigh>
it was a j-o-k-e.
yes, I have a guild. but those fucks won't do one damned thing I tell them to. bastards.
But I was j-o-k-i-n-g around too because you're a newcomer, and I always pick on the newcomers because I'm the resident flamer who is occasionally funny.
that's got to be a lie someone told you to make you feel better. the "occasional" part.
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That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.
I made a j-o-k-e too. Can't you t-e-l-l?
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right.
he is usually always on form.
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That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.
I j-o-k-e too.
this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.
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huh?
did someone say sex?
where?
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That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.
I j-o-k-e too.
this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.
If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. :moon:
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where?
From the sound of it? Not within 400 feet of you...
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where?
From the sound of it? Not within 400 feet of you...
How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.
Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.
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That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.
I j-o-k-e too.
this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.
If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. :moon:
I only have half dollars...will that work?
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where?
From the sound of it? Not within 400 feet of you...
How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.
nah. he's an elf-hater.
but I *am* the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All. I appreciate you recognize it.
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That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.
I j-o-k-e too.
this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.
If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. :moon:
I only have half dollars...will that work?
I don't fucking know; I don't even use your fucking currency. Read my profile recently, you dozy bint?
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That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.
I j-o-k-e too.
this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.
If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. :moon:
I only have half dollars...will that work?
I don't fucking know; I don't use your fucking currency. Read my profile recently, you dozy bint?
nah..I wasn't interested enough in you to click it.
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How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.
Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.
Hrm, well I'm not sure I can describe how to get there for you, but when I get to the bottom I'll find out if they've got your clever personality all locked up.
Seems to me, you could use it back.
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How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.
Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.
Hrm, well I'm not sure I can describe how to get there for you, but when I get to the bottom I'll find out if they've got your clever personality all locked up.
Seems to me, you could use it back.
speaking of our nasty little habit...are you going to be on tonight?
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speaking of our nasty little habit...are you going to be on tonight?
Quite possibly late, yes. Tonight is the night when I hit softballs with a bat for fun and beer.
I understand there's some running involved too, but that's less fun and certainly doesn't contribute to the beer.
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speaking of our nasty little habit...are you going to be on tonight?
Quite possibly late, yes. Tonight is the night when I hit softballs with a bat for fun and beer.
I understand there's some running involved too, but that's less fun and certainly doesn't contribute to the beer.
you are such a fuck. can't you just be drunk and lazy like me?
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you are such a fuck. can't you just be drunk and lazy like me?
We both know I can only be half as good as you, so I chose drunk.
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you are such a fuck. can't you just be drunk and lazy like me?
We both know I can only be half as good as you, so I chose drunk.
fair enough.
I lost two points of awesome, and I'm pretty sure it is your fuck fault.
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I lost two points of awesome, and I'm pretty sure it is your fuck fault.
Just call me SomeRandomAnchor, constantly dragging you down.
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I lost two points of awesome, and I'm pretty sure it is your fuck fault.
Just call me SomeRandomAnchor, constantly dragging you down.
I'd rather just call you a flaming douche.
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I'd rather just call you a flaming douche.
I thought that was our PRIVATE petname.
Is nothing sacred?
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How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.
Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.
Hrm, well I'm not sure I can describe how to get there for you, but when I get to the bottom I'll find out if they've got your clever personality all locked up.
Seems to me, you could use it back.
I give credit where it is due, so...
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i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.
Willow shags her dad? Does she also wear diapers?
no numnuz. she felt her twin up. that's the most incestuous thing you can do, to hit on yourself!
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I'd rather just call you a flaming douche.
I thought that was our PRIVATE petname.
Is nothing sacred?
remember that time I told you about the plum sized clot I dropped in the shower, then had to pick up later?
(no. nothing.)
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remember that time I told you about the plum sized clot I dropped in the shower, then had to pick up later?
(no. nothing.)
Yes. Remember how I told you you make the baby jesus cry?
Well that whiny bitch is SOBBING.
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i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.
Willow shags her dad? Does she also wear diapers?
no numnuz. she felt her twin up. that's the most incestuous thing you can do, to hit on yourself!
It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
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she didn't realize she was HOT.
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remember that time I told you about the plum sized clot I dropped in the shower, then had to pick up later?
(no. nothing.)
Yes. Remember how I told you you make the baby jesus cry?
Well that whiny bitch is SOBBING.
I don't think baby jesus likes it when you call him whiny.
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I don't think baby jesus likes it when you call him whiny.
I don't like it when he gets all up in my grille about not believing in him, so we're even.
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I don't think baby jesus likes it when you call him whiny.
I don't like it when he gets all up in my grille about not believing in him, so we're even.
you're going to go to hell for that.
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you're going to go to hell for that.
Save me a seat next to the air conditioner?
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you're going to go to hell for that.
Save me a seat next to the air conditioner?
somehow you think I'ma get there first? I've already told you I am going to kill you.
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somehow you think I'ma get there first? I've already told you I am going to kill you.
Wait... you don't live there already?
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somehow you think I'ma get there first? I've already told you I am going to kill you.
Wait... you don't live there already?
creating it wasn't enough? now I have to sleep there, as well?
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creating it wasn't enough? now I have to sleep there, as well?
When did you start sleeping?
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creating it wasn't enough? now I have to sleep there, as well?
When did you start sleeping?
shhh. don't blow my cover.
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here is another one that pushes me dangerously close to getting a no-no bad dog....
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=36385 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=36385)
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
don't call me n00b.
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
I hate to point out the obvious but you are a n00b. Welcome, anyway. Fresh meat is always appreciated around here.
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
Don't quit just yet. :P
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
don't call me n00b.
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
I hate to point out the obvious but you are a n00b. Welcome, anyway. Fresh meat is always appreciated around here.
listen. we've already established that "n00b" has been replaced with "boo boo kitty fuck".
get with it.
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
don't call me n00b.
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
I hate to point out the obvious but you are a n00b. Welcome, anyway. Fresh meat is always appreciated around here.
listen. we've already established that "n00b" has been replaced with "boo boo kitty fuck".
get with it.
and..my freshness is in question. :emb:
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are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?
(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
Talented at what, who are you, and why should I care?
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Talented at what,
Keep reading, if it's not obvious, I'll sell you the videotape.
who are you,
Stick around, I'm sure you'll become very aware
and why should I care?
Who said you should?
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Talented at what,
Keep reading, if it's not obvious, I'll sell you the videotape.
who are you,
Stick around, I'm sure you'll become very aware
and why should I care?
Who said you should?
do you have to keep doing this in MY thread???
I kind of like the focus to be on, you know, ME.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
don't call me n00b.
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
I hate to point out the obvious but you are a n00b. Welcome, anyway. Fresh meat is always appreciated around here.
listen. we've already established that "n00b" has been replaced with "boo boo kitty fuck".
get with it.
I like n00b better since it's more descriptive, widely accepted and shorter. You're also target practice and fresh meat. Have some fancy names for those too?
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.
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welcome n00b - if calandale coaxed you over here with promises of lust and blood we'd better not disappoint you. :bat:
you think he posts a lot? calandale is the current queen of spam. frig me he can babble on about fuck all. :evillaugh:
don't call me n00b.
/spam moonfire
/crit for 1,000,000
/you die
/laugh
I hate to point out the obvious but you are a n00b. Welcome, anyway. Fresh meat is always appreciated around here.
listen. we've already established that "n00b" has been replaced with "boo boo kitty fuck".
get with it.
I like n00b better since it's more descriptive, widely accepted and shorter. You're also target practice and fresh meat. Have some fancy names for those too?
I suppose I could try to come up with something. I didn't come UP with boo boo kitty fuck. I was presented with a few options to replace n00b..and it had a nice ring to it.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
heya.
don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.
what does that mean, to be arsed?
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I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I hope she posts her meat too, then.
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Talented at what,
Keep reading, if it's not obvious, I'll sell you the videotape.
It's not obvious. Sorry.
who are you,
Stick around, I'm sure you'll become very aware
Someone sent you here to bore us to tears?
and why should I care?
Who said you should?
No-one. Narcissists like you and your fuck-buddy usually need that kind of confirmation, is all.
:yawn:
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.
did you just call me fat???
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upload it. if you link it the script resizes some avatars and makes em out of shape.
meep! thank you :)
Meep? Are you a ghoul?
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No-one. Narcissists like you and your fuck-buddy usually need that kind of confirmation, is all.
:yawn:
alright...that is fucking out of line.
a narcissist I may be...
but random's fuck buddy.....umm..no. he has cooties.
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upload it. if you link it the script resizes some avatars and makes em out of shape.
meep! thank you :)
Meep? Are you a ghoul?
do ghouls meep?
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do schools break up for summer earlier in the states, then?
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do schools break up for summer earlier in the states, then?
I don't know...would you like me to find out for you? are you interested in transferring over?
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It's not obvious. Sorry.
Oh well, guess that means you don't get to know.
Someone sent you here to bore us to tears?
You cry pretty easily, then?
No-one. Narcissists like you and your fuck-buddy usually need that kind of confirmation, is all.
How nice of you to have my interests in mind then. You're a real giver, aren't you?
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never mind. i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.
And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.
geez. another compliment taken badly. are you always this defensive. are you a sensitive type of guy?
You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?
you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.
So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.
Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?
Fans are great though.
But, I'd suggest getting them
in reality. Much more fun.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
heya.
don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.
what does that mean, to be arsed?
It's a Britishism that, in this instance, means that I'm feeling bleh and can't be bothered to say much.
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i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.
Seems like the sister I never had, in a number of ways.
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Does she also wear diapers?
Not since the surgery, they chafe.
You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?
we're not fuck buddies. he refused to wear the dress.
But, he'd look cute in one.
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Does she also wear diapers?
Not since the surgery, they chafe.
You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?
fuck yeah! the pea's 'feeling it.'
Yeah. He needs resistance. He couldn't
handle me, because I am mighty like a
rose.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
heya.
don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.
what does that mean, to be arsed?
It's a Britishism that, in this instance, means that I'm feeling bleh and can't be bothered to say much.
I kinda like that.
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But, he'd look cute in one.
*nod* It's the legs.
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But, he'd look cute in one.
*nod* It's the legs.
what time is your game?
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
Great to see you here.
You can find more of Peter,
about the site. LOTS more.
Probably worth the look.
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It's not obvious. Sorry.
Oh well, guess that means you don't get to know.
Your talents are well hidden, is that it?
Someone sent you here to bore us to tears?
You cry pretty easily, then?
The kind of boredom you invite us to pretty much warrants the tears.
No-one. Narcissists like you and your fuck-buddy usually need that kind of confirmation, is all.
How nice of you to have my interests in mind then. You're a real giver, aren't you?
Nope, but you're not the first one to arrive here with Adolescent Syndrome. Unfortunately, you probably won't be the last either.
Anyway, you didn't quote this: :yawn:
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
heya.
don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.
what does that mean, to be arsed?
It's a Britishism that, in this instance, means that I'm feeling bleh and can't be bothered to say much.
get used to it if you choose to stick around.
we can't be arsed very often around here.
I kinda like that.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
heya.
don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.
what does that mean, to be arsed?
Brits mean bothered, but I think it's just anally penetrated.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.
did you just call me fat???
I'm sorry, did parsing my sentence cause you difficulty?
But, if it turns you on, sure.
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upload it. if you link it the script resizes some avatars and makes em out of shape.
meep! thank you :)
Meep? Are you a ghoul?
do ghouls meep?
Read some Lovecraft and bring me a report on
ghouls.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.
did you just call me fat???
I'm sorry, did parsing my sentence cause you difficulty?
But, if it turns you on, sure.
it was all of the big words. I was blinded.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.
did you just call me fat???
I'm sorry, did parsing my sentence cause you difficulty?
But, if it turns you on, sure.
it was all of the big words. I was blinded.
Perhaps a cuddle would help?
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
Great to see you here.
You can find more of Peter,
about the site. LOTS more.
Probably worth the look.
should I post stalk him, then?
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". :eyelash:
No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.
did you just call me fat???
I'm sorry, did parsing my sentence cause you difficulty?
But, if it turns you on, sure.
it was all of the big words. I was blinded.
Perhaps a cuddle would help?
I think it would.
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I have to go kill shit in WoW, now, before I break out in a rash....
I'm just sayin'.
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Anyway, you didn't quote this: :yawn:
Considering the boredom you portend, you've wasted an awful lot of energy responding to me.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
Great to see you here.
You can find more of Peter,
about the site. LOTS more.
Probably worth the look.
should I post stalk him, then?
Just search for pictures
with him as the author.
Pretty boy, not shy.
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what time is your game?
Few hours yet. 7:00, my time.
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what time is your game?
Few hours yet. 7:00, my time.
well...when you get there...hurry up back. I wanna show you my new spec. :P
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
Great to see you here.
You can find more of Peter,
about the site. LOTS more.
Probably worth the look.
should I post stalk him, then?
Only if you're very bored.
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Perhaps a cuddle would help?
I think it would.
Prepare for assimilation then.
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I have to go kill shit in WoW, now, before I break out in a rash....
I'm just sayin'.
You need your nappies changed?
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Anyway, you didn't quote this: :yawn:
Considering the boredom you portend, you've wasted an awful lot of energy responding to me.
Don't flatter yourself. I like toying with n00bs.
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Don't flatter yourself. I like toying with n00bs.
Ahh, You're one of _those_ people.
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Don't flatter yourself. I like toying with n00bs.
Ahh, You're one of _those_ people.
you may like to know that he moderates on at least three fora>
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How do you feel about puppies?
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you may like to know that he moderates on at least three fora>
*shrug* I respect that, I do, but if he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. If he wants to use that against me in forums, more teh suxxor for me, but I'm not the sort of person who plays nice-nice to get ahead.
Probably explains what I'm doing way back here at the ass-end.
Really, not knowing him at all? I'd guess he's ambivelent towards me, and only noteworthy because I'm new.
Also, I have this really natty hat.
And that's the last post I'm making on Willows introduction. She really will kill me, and that hurts.
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I have to go kill shit in WoW, now, before I break out in a rash....
I'm just sayin'.
You need your nappies changed?
please use the sensitive wipes...
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you may like to know that he moderates on at least three fora>
*shrug* I respect that, I do, but if he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. If he wants to use that against me in forums, more teh suxxor for me, but I'm not the sort of person who plays nice-nice to get ahead.
Probably explains what I'm doing way back here at the ass-end.
Really, not knowing him at all? I'd guess he's ambivelent towards me, and only noteworthy because I'm new.
Also, I have this really natty hat.
And that's the last post I'm making on Willows introduction. She really will kill me, and that hurts.
I was already going to kill you...so stop making it seem like you're making a grand sacrifice in my name. :P
it's already too late...I am tainted with your hate.
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you may like to know that he moderates on at least three fora>
*shrug* I respect that, I do, but if he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. If he wants to use that against me in forums, more teh suxxor for me, but I'm not the sort of person who plays nice-nice to get ahead.
It's an in-joke, he isn't serious. And neither am I. Seriously, I would never use that against you on any other forum. I don't believe in moderators that hold grudges.
This is Intensity, however. It's not moderated, it's not regulated, and people say what they want, when they want. If you're new (and you are, and it's just a fact, not an insult) and say something stupid or something that someone thinks is stupid, you'll be called on it. That's just the way things work. Usually when you're a newbie, people will wait and see what kind of person you are before they really get on your case. You get a chance to define yourself.
Sometimes this goes wrong, sometimes not. In your case, you managed to annoy me for some reason. No big deal, it'll pass (in fact, it has all but passed already, and now I'm simply passing the time and engaging in some light banter) and I don't get to decide anything beyond my own opinions anyway.
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you may like to know that he moderates on at least three fora>
*shrug* I respect that, I do, but if he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. If he wants to use that against me in forums, more teh suxxor for me, but I'm not the sort of person who plays nice-nice to get ahead.
It's an in-joke, he isn't serious. And neither am I. Seriously, I would never use that against you on any other forum. I don't believe in moderators that hold grudges.
This is Intensity, however. It's not moderated, it's not regulated, and people say what they want, when they want. If you're new (and you are, and it's just a fact, not an insult) and say something stupid or something that someone thinks is stupid, you'll be called on it. That's just the way things work. Usually when you're a newbie, people will wait and see what kind of person you are before they really get on your case. You get a chance to define yourself.
Sometimes this goes wrong, sometimes not. In your case, you managed to annoy me for some reason. No big deal, it'll pass (in fact, it has all but passed already, and now I'm simply passing the time and engaging in some light banter) and I don't get to decide anything beyond my own opinions anyway.
Well, I did miss the inside joke, but I was fairly certain you weren't the type to use it against me. Yeah, I'm a jerk sometimes... adolescent, you put it? The fact of the matter is that there are few venues where people enjoy the banter, light or otherwise, as much as I do. So, in that I am glad to have found you all. I don't take insult, my feeling never gets hurt, and as long as you know I don't actually want to hurt your feelings (or anyone elses) I think we'll all play nicely in the same sandbox.
That being said, people frequently hate me. I hope you're not one, but I have gotten rather used to it.
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Excellent reply. :plus:
And in case I didn't say it earlier, welcome to Intensity! We aren't all bad but most of us like to try. ;D
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you may like to know that he moderates on at least three fora>
*shrug* I respect that, I do, but if he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. If he wants to use that against me in forums, more teh suxxor for me, but I'm not the sort of person who plays nice-nice to get ahead.
It's an in-joke, he isn't serious. And neither am I. Seriously, I would never use that against you on any other forum. I don't believe in moderators that hold grudges.
This is Intensity, however. It's not moderated, it's not regulated, and people say what they want, when they want. If you're new (and you are, and it's just a fact, not an insult) and say something stupid or something that someone thinks is stupid, you'll be called on it. That's just the way things work. Usually when you're a newbie, people will wait and see what kind of person you are before they really get on your case. You get a chance to define yourself.
Sometimes this goes wrong, sometimes not. In your case, you managed to annoy me for some reason. No big deal, it'll pass (in fact, it has all but passed already, and now I'm simply passing the time and engaging in some light banter) and I don't get to decide anything beyond my own opinions anyway.
Well, I did miss the inside joke, but I was fairly certain you weren't the type to use it against me. Yeah, I'm a jerk sometimes... adolescent, you put it? The fact of the matter is that there are few venues where people enjoy the banter, light or otherwise, as much as I do. So, in that I am glad to have found you all. I don't take insult, my feeling never gets hurt, and as long as you know I don't actually want to hurt your feelings (or anyone elses) I think we'll all play nicely in the same sandbox.
That being said, people frequently hate me. I hope you're not one, but I have gotten rather used to it.
I hate you.
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
what gives it away? the green scales under my skirt?
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
what gives it away? the green scales under my skirt?
the smell of fish certainly didn't give it away.
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somerandomguy:
Well, I did miss the inside joke, but I was fairly certain you weren't the type to use it against me. Yeah, I'm a jerk sometimes... adolescent, you put it? The fact of the matter is that there are few venues where people enjoy the banter, light or otherwise, as much as I do. So, in that I am glad to have found you all. I don't take insult, my feeling never gets hurt, and as long as you know I don't actually want to hurt your feelings (or anyone elses) I think we'll all play nicely in the same sandbox.
That being said, people frequently hate me. I hope you're not one, but I have gotten rather used to it.
now that we have had a chance to introduce ourselves, welcome!
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
what gives it away? the green scales under my skirt?
the smell of fish certainly didn't give it away.
that's not me, sweets...that is your upper lip.
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Hey Willow and RandomGuy. I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.
heya.
don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.
what does that mean, to be arsed?
He's too otiose to say any more, you silly P Gurl.
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
what gives it away? the green scales under my skirt?
the smell of fish certainly didn't give it away.
that's not me, sweets...that is your upper lip.
why would you tell people what i was recently doing to you?
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
what gives it away? the green scales under my skirt?
the smell of fish certainly didn't give it away.
that's not me, sweets...that is your upper lip.
why would you tell people what i was recently doing to you?
aww...lover...you don't have to be ashamed about sexing up your mom.
a *lot* of people don't find that repulsive, at all.
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I hate you.
Yes, but you're not people.
what gives it away? the green scales under my skirt?
the smell of fish certainly didn't give it away.
that's not me, sweets...that is your upper lip.
why would you tell people what i was recently doing to you?
aww...lover...you don't have to be ashamed about sexing up your mom.
a *lot* of people don't find that repulsive, at all.
YOU'RE McJ's overweight mother?
It all becomes clear. Bet he killed your
husband too, and the eye is one of
the ones he gouged out.
Crap. Fucked up quoting again.
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hallo and welcome! >:D
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hallo and welcome! >:D
shut up.
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hallo and welcome! >:D
shut up.
Why you so mean to Richard?
He's cute and cuddly.
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hallo and welcome! >:D
shut up.
Why you so mean to Richard?
He's cute and cuddly.
who is to say I am mean?
I said it with love.
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hallo and welcome! >:D
shut up.
Why you so mean to Richard?
He's cute and cuddly.
who is to say I am mean?
I said it with love.
But he's too stupid to see that.
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hallo and welcome! >:D
shut up.
Why you so mean to Richard?
He's cute and cuddly.
who is to say I am mean?
I said it with love.
But he's too stupid to see that.
what am I, his dry cleaner? that isn't MY fault.
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But he's too stupid to see that.
what am I, his dry cleaner? that isn't MY fault.
True, but the pain will be lacking, if
he can't be led on a bit first. Which
is, of course, what you are doing to
this old fool.
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But he's too stupid to see that.
what am I, his dry cleaner? that isn't MY fault.
True, but the pain will be lacking, if
he can't be led on a bit first. Which
is, of course, what you are doing to
this old fool.
richard likes a good fisting.
plain and simple.
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richard likes a good fisting.
plain and simple.
But only from another black man.
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I...don't know what to think.
I like people here.
I...
meh.
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richard likes a good fisting.
plain and simple.
But only from another black man.
true. i forgot about that little tidbit.
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I...don't know what to think.
I like people here.
I...
meh.
Don't be so enthusiastic.
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I...don't know what to think.
I like people here.
I...
meh.
we liken ourselves to a pub-like atmosphere. with much light banter. freedom to be oneself. and an occasional (if not often) pisstaking.
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I...am glad to be here.
I Like that people will call me on bullshit.
I value honesty above all else.
it gets weird for me when I like someone...I have a small interest in letting them see more of me than I
flash all over...blargh.
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I...am glad to be here.
I Like that people will call me on bullshit.
I value honesty above all else.
it gets weird for me when I like someone...I have a small interest in letting them see more of me than I
flash all over...blargh.
flash away.
you won't be edited out.
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Though you will be drooled over.
Won't stop us from calling you
on shit...least not too much.
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Though you will be drooled over.
Won't stop us from calling you
on shit...least not too much.
but there is the female exemption.
women get treated easier, wherever, just because of the vagina.
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<chews wood>
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Though you will be drooled over.
Won't stop us from calling you
on shit...least not too much.
but there is the female exemption.
women get treated easier, wherever, just because of the vagina.
Maybe by you. Not everyone.
<chews wood>
Bite harder!
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Though you will be drooled over.
Won't stop us from calling you
on shit...least not too much.
but there is the female exemption.
women get treated easier, wherever, just because of the vagina.
well.. that is just faggy.
I could fuck you up.
<fists>
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Though you will be drooled over.
Won't stop us from calling you
on shit...least not too much.
but there is the female exemption.
women get treated easier, wherever, just because of the vagina.
well.. that is just faggy.
I could fuck you up.
<fists>
Unlikely with all those piercings.
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Though you will be drooled over.
Won't stop us from calling you
on shit...least not too much.
but there is the female exemption.
women get treated easier, wherever, just because of the vagina.
Maybe by you. Not everyone.
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kid yourself.
or maybe because of mothers milk.
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well.. that is just faggy.
I could fuck you up.
<fists>
you say this like fags are bad things.
or getting fucked up is a bad thing.
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I think it is kind of bullshit that you say chicks are treated differently.
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I think it is kind of bullshit that you say chicks are treated differently.
i thought you just finished saying that you respect honesty.
which is it?
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I think it is kind of bullshit that you say chicks are treated differently.
i thought you just finished saying that you respect honesty.
which is it?
both.
I respect all honesty, even if I think is total bullshit.
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but aren't you the fairer sex and prone to PMS.
i think that it may just very well be a survival tactic.
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He's being honest as hell.
Seen it, even here.
Hell, I treat them differently,
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Chicks do get treated differently than guys by most men. That can be negative treatment or positive, depending on the guy's feelings towards women. That should be obvious though. Some people can treat women like "just one of the guys" and some girls basically force themselves into that role. Saying that people can either be receiving preferential treatment or discriminated against someone is really easy, if the person doing the treating is of the opposite sex. Preferential treatment is reserved for women deemed most attractive. They get all the doors held open for them, guys buy them drinks, let them into the lane during heavy traffic, and other things they wouldn't do for a guy.
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but aren't you the fairer sex and prone to PMS.
i think that it may just very well be a survival tactic.
prone to PMS, yes. it isn't MY fault that biologically I am the babybus.
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Preferential treatment is reserved for women deemed most attractive.
reserved for she that is most likely to flash her boobs.
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but aren't you the fairer sex and prone to PMS.
i think that it may just very well be a survival tactic.
prone to PMS, yes. it isn't MY fault that biologically I am the babybus.
i have an opinion on this, but alas i am not going to share it. i made a promise.
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He's being honest as hell.
Seen it, even here.
Hell, I treat them differently,
i thought i was going easy on eclair....especially for how much she was dishing it out.
and now, she won't even talk to me.
i guess she loves me. schoolyard crush.
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Preferential treatment is reserved for women deemed most attractive.
reserved for she that is most likely to flash her boobs.
Like beads (the ones that go around the neck, not the anal kind)? Ah memories of Guavaween and Mardi Gras. That is not really that preferential. I do know you mean something else though.
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Preferential treatment is reserved for women deemed most attractive.
reserved for she that is most likely to flash her boobs.
Like beads (the ones that go around the neck, not the anal kind)? Ah memories of Guavaween and Mardi Gras. That is not really that preferential. I do know you mean something else though.
what i mean is that coming from a womans point of view, men are easy.
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He's being honest as hell.
Seen it, even here.
Hell, I treat them differently,
i thought i was going easy on eclair....especially for how much she was dishing it out.
and now, she won't even talk to me.
i guess she loves me. schoolyard crush.
Yeah, I thought so too.
I also realized that the apology
that I gave to PI, there's no way
in hell you would get from me.
But, I'm not sure that it's a male
vs. female thing. May be more a
realization that it was more wrong
than my words seemed to me.
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have you all lost your brains???
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have you all lost your brains???
I'm a bird. There ain't much there. :finger:
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Yeah, I thought so too.
I also realized that the apology
that I gave to PI, there's no way
in hell you would get from me.
But, I'm not sure that it's a male
vs. female thing. May be more a
realization that it was more wrong
than my words seemed to me.
i can't remember myself being deserving of an apology.
maybe it is a machismo thing. but for guys, it's all about it being nothing, i guess.
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have you all lost your brains???
how so?
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have you all lost your brains???
how so?
monkey food.
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Of course Men are easy, they want the pussy more than women want dick right? Doesn't seem right since the women are the ones who can have multiple orgasms, twitching involuntarily and all. Yet they can hold out longer than a man for sex in order to gain a further advantage. All they have to do is show the opportunity for sex and some guys will be buying women shit and tripping all over themselves.
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i can't remember myself being deserving of an apology.
maybe it is a machismo thing. but for guys, it's all about it being nothing, i guess.
There were a couple of times when I regretted some things.
But yeah, making the sappy apology to some guys might be
the opposite of what they want. I'm too feminine to really
know.
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Of course Men are easy, they want the pussy more than women want dick right? Doesn't seem right since the women are the ones who can have multiple orgasms, twitching involuntarily and all. Yet they can hold out longer than a man for sex in order to gain a further advantage. All they have to do is show the opportunity for sex and some guys will be buying women shit and tripping all over themselves.
Bullshit. Almost across the board. Total bull.
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have you all lost your brains???
how so?
monkey food.
i don't understand. ???
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
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The monkeys are eating into your brains?
:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
I LIKE her.
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Can we keep her?
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
I have something for you....here...in my pocket....
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Already posted topless.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
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Already posted topless.
why do you have to out me, like that?
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
First class spammers rock. Doesn't matter the parts.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
First class spammers rock. Doesn't matter the parts.
BZZZZ! wrong answer. would you like to play again?
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
you know what I think is funny? I bet y'all would rag the shit out of a fringe poster, as well.
you just want to rag on someone. god forbid you are pleased that someone thinks y'all are
neat enough to make them stick around.
fucking assholes.
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
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Ah, looks like 'tis time for a trial
by fire.
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
only if you buy me fries first.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
you know what I think is funny? I bet y'all would rag the shit out of a fringe poster, as well.
you just want to rag on someone. god forbid you are pleased that someone thinks y'all are
neat enough to make them stick around.
fucking assholes.
you didn't say, "like, i am totally being serious."
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
you know what I think is funny? I bet y'all would rag the shit out of a fringe poster, as well.
you just want to rag on someone. god forbid you are pleased that someone thinks y'all are
neat enough to make them stick around.
fucking assholes.
But we're cool asshole here. 8)
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
only if you buy me fries first.
Cool !!! you're a cheaper date than most women I go out with.
Do you need a plane ticket to John Wayne airport, or do you have leftover frequent flier miles??
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
only if you buy me fries first.
Why the hell is it women always want expensive gifts?
It's all a plot of the Frankenstein Computer God, and it's
Parroting Lackeys in the Homosexually aroused Justice
System. :hide:
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
only if you buy me fries first.
Cool !!! you're a cheaper date than most women I go out with.
Do you need a plane ticket to John Wayne airport, or do you have leftover frequent flier miles??
plane ticket.
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
only if you buy me fries first.
Funny, when buying a value meal I usually eat the burger and throw away the fries. Yes that is very wasteful and makes starving kids in Africa cry.
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Funny, when buying a value meal I usually eat the burger and throw away the fries. Yes that is very wasteful and makes starving kids in Africa cry.
The starving kids in Africa don't give a fuck for your fries.
I, on the other hand....
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Hey willow, Is your avie a pic of you??
If so, will you post any nude pics of yourself??
yes, that is me.
while I have no problems with nudity....talk to me a bit first. ass. :P
So you don't put out on the first date either??
only if you buy me fries first.
Funny, when buying a value meal I usually eat the burger and throw away the fries. Yes that is very wasteful and makes starving kids in Africa cry.
yeah. you tossing your fries feeds them.
idiot.
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No but that is wasting food, and wasting food is bad when there are starving people in the world blah blah blah. It is a joke har har. Obviously not a very good one.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
you know what I think is funny? I bet y'all would rag the shit out of a fringe poster, as well.
you just want to rag on someone. god forbid you are pleased that someone thinks y'all are
neat enough to make them stick around.
fucking assholes.
you didn't say, "like, i am totally being serious."
I kinda love you for remebering that :P
I am being fuckall serious....
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No but that is wasting food, and wasting food is bad when there are starving people in the world blah blah blah. It is a joke har har. Obviously not a very good one.
yes..not a very good one.
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Hi willow, thanks for hogging all the attention :P
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Hi willow, thanks for hogging all the attention :P
Narcissists do that. :laugh:
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Hi willow, thanks for hogging all the attention :P
Narcissists do that. :laugh:
There's no way I have enough posts in me to keep up anyway, no matter the magnification of the microscope needed to see my ego.
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Hi willow, thanks for hogging all the attention :P
Narcissists do that. :laugh:
There's no way I have enough posts in me to keep up anyway, no matter the magnification of the microscope needed to see my ego.
I'm actually realizing that she's no threat to
THIS spammer. Probably this is her big day.
I can hit 500+ anytime I go into full spam mode.
Even alone.
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admit it. you are a common street whore.
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Hi willow, thanks for hogging all the attention :P
Narcissists do that. :laugh:
There's no way I have enough posts in me to keep up anyway, no matter the magnification of the microscope needed to see my ego.
I'm actually realizing that she's no threat to
THIS spammer. Probably this is her big day.
I can hit 500+ anytime I go into full spam mode.
Even alone.
<sniffs the air>
can y'all smell that?
it smells like...rose..no.....dandelio...no.
oh yeah. fear.
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<sniffs the air>
can y'all smell that?
it smells like...rose..no.....dandelio...no.
oh yeah. fear.
If I had fear, I would consider taking you on.
But no, there's not the mildest sense of
skill in what you are doing. Maybe you'll
improve, by watching the artist.
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<sniffs the air>
can y'all smell that?
it smells like...rose..no.....dandelio...no.
oh yeah. fear.
If I had fear, I would consider taking you on.
But no, there's not the mildest sense of
skill in what you are doing. Maybe you'll
improve, by watching the artist.
<bites your bottom lip>
maybe.
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stop arousing me.
That just confuses things.
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stop arousing me.
That just confuses things.
sorry. you piss me off..but you are very bitable.
I shall try to refrain.
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Just admit, neither of you post content 99.95% of the time.
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Just admit, neither of you post content 99.95% of the time.
I'm surprisingly close.
My posts are works of
artful spam.
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Just admit, neither of you post content 99.95% of the time.
I guess I'm trying to see who that makes them different than...
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Just admit, neither of you post content 99.95% of the time.
what the christ is wrong with your nose??
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what the christ is wrong with your nose??
You can be pretty fucking insensitive, you know that?
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what the christ is wrong with your nose??
You can be pretty fucking insensitive, you know that?
I have The Patch....
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what the christ is wrong with your nose??
You can be pretty fucking insensitive, you know that?
Yeah!
It makes up for my tiny dick.
Just admit, neither of you post content 99.95% of the time.
I guess I'm trying to see who that makes them different than...
(I have a fair idea what you're trying to splutter.)
...me? Did I allude to being a prolific resource?
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I have The Patch....
Would that be the 'Soul Patch'? Yeah, I've got one of those too.
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I have The Patch....
Would that be the 'Soul Patch'? Yeah, I've got one of those too.
your mom. or something.
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your mom. or something.
No, she's got the Sole Patch. Entirely different.
She's hard on her shoes.
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your mom. or something.
No, she's got the Sole Patch. Entirely different.
She's hard on her shoes.
what? she makes out with her shoes?
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what? she makes out with her shoes?
Yeah, Mom's a bit on the nutty side.
But, I was actually referring a patch for the sole of your shoes, you know to cover the holes.
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what? she makes out with her shoes?
Yeah, Mom's a bit on the nutty side.
But, I was actually referring a patch for the sole of your shoes, you know to cover the holes.
oooooh. THOSE.
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oooooh. THOSE.
Yeah...
*eyes you up and down*
What are you doing with the pack I sent you, if not putting them on your shoes?
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oooooh. THOSE.
Yeah...
*eyes you up and down*
What are you doing with the pack I sent you, if not putting them on your shoes?
I ate them. <blush>
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I ate them. <blush>
Some people do that. It's a little known fact, though, that triscuits are not intended for consumption, but instead are for patching leather.
True story.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
So you like her already? :P
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Everyone LOVES spam.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
you know what I think is funny? I bet y'all would rag the shit out of a fringe poster, as well.
you just want to rag on someone. god forbid you are pleased that someone thinks y'all are
neat enough to make them stick around.
fucking assholes.
I think you got off lightly, no-one seems to really flame the n00bs anymore, but a little ribbing is to be expected. So many times we've had people come play with us only to break our hearts when they run off sobbing cos someone was mean to them, we have to test out the n00bs a little to see what they're made of before we give them our hearts now.
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I think you got off lightly, no-one seems to really flame the n00bs anymore, but a little ribbing is to be expected. So many times we've had people come play with us only to break our hearts when they run off sobbing cos someone was mean to them, we have to test out the n00bs a little to see what they're made of before we give them our hearts now.
QFT and :plus:
EDIT: That plus is figurative only, considering your perfect karma.
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:yawn: Are you really a clone of Calandale?
Damnit!! I missed all the fun.
Yes, this willow chic seems like callandale alright. A first class lifeless spammer.
but she has a vagina. so lets make allowances.
you know what I think is funny? I bet y'all would rag the shit out of a fringe poster, as well.
you just want to rag on someone. god forbid you are pleased that someone thinks y'all are
neat enough to make them stick around.
fucking assholes.
I think you got off lightly, no-one seems to really flame the n00bs anymore, but a little ribbing is to be expected. So many times we've had people come play with us only to break our hearts when they run off sobbing cos someone was mean to them, we have to test out the n00bs a little to see what they're made of before we give them our hearts now.
*runs away crying*
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I think you got off lightly, no-one seems to really flame the n00bs anymore, but a little ribbing is to be expected. So many times we've had people come play with us only to break our hearts when they run off sobbing cos someone was mean to them, we have to test out the n00bs a little to see what they're made of before we give them our hearts now.
QFT and :plus:
EDIT: That plus is figurative only, considering your perfect karma.
lightly or no...it sucks dirt that my vagina had anything to do with it.
it isn't even a clean vagina, for fuck's sakes.
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
I like to revel in filth. :P
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
clean of body.
dirty of mind.
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
I like to revel in filth. :P
You should love it here then ;)
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
I like to revel in filth. :P
You should love it here then ;)
:green:
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
I like to revel in filth. :P
You should love it here then ;)
:green:
You changed your screenname, and me and my posh hamster friends are rather vexed about it.
I think they're gonna chop you rather finely or summat.
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So go wash yourself. If you are to whore around here, you need to be clean. :P
I like to revel in filth. :P
You should love it here then ;)
:green:
You changed your screenname, and me and my posh hamster friends are rather vexed about it.
I think they're gonna chop you rather finely or summat.
yeah....I liked being boo boo kitty fuck...but I was rather stressed the whole time that
someone would join and deem themselves "willow"..and I would never be able to get my name back.
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How do you feel about puppies?
i think they are cute
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How do you feel about puppies?
i think they are cute
I guess SOMEONE had to answer.
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How do YOU feel about puppies?
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I like milk.
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i like soy milk better.
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i like soy milk better.
I don't really like milk. in fact, I hate milk. which is why it cracks me up to say "I like milk".
I like soy milk, too.
though not the chocolate kind.
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i love the chocolate kind.
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
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funny that's my middle name :P
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
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i like soy milk better.
I don't really like milk. in fact, I hate milk. which is why it cracks me up to say "I like milk".
I like soy milk, too.
That's perverse.
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
That too.
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
nah.
I like cherry chocolate chip sex.
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
nah.
I like cherry chocolate chip sex.
care to share?
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
nah.
I like cherry chocolate chip sex.
care to share?
no. me = selfish and greedy.
*wolfing down all the sex before anyone else can grab any*
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*wolfing down all the sex before anyone else can grab any*
They'll make more.
At least until my plans are
completed.
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*wolfing down all the sex before anyone else can grab any*
They'll make more.
At least until my plans are
completed.
mad scientist plan to rid the world of cherry chocolate chip sex?
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*wolfing down all the sex before anyone else can grab any*
They'll make more.
At least until my plans are
completed.
mad scientist plan to rid the world of cherry chocolate chip sex?
Not that limited.
Not mad.
Not science.
Not plan.
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
nah.
I like cherry chocolate chip sex.
care to share?
no. me = selfish and greedy.
*wolfing down all the sex before anyone else can grab any*
share a story?
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i love the chocolate kind.
I like vanilla. :P
vanilla sex?
nah.
I like cherry chocolate chip sex.
care to share?
no. me = selfish and greedy.
*wolfing down all the sex before anyone else can grab any*
share a story?
once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
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once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
I KNEW you were into the darker, bestial side of things.
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once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
I KNEW you were into the darker, bestial side of things.
only occasionally!! not every day. and I can stop whenever I want to...
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once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
I KNEW you were into the darker, bestial side of things.
only occasionally!! not every day. and I can stop whenever I want to...
Ah. For me, 'tis only a matter of no other options.
Problem is, the sheep are too easy to kill.
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I confess...that..I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHQVPLOI94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHQVPLOI94)
they took the video down...fuck copywright shit.
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once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
I KNEW you were into the darker, bestial side of things.
only occasionally!! not every day. and I can stop whenever I want to...
ever seen a grown man fuck a chicken??
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Did my video get out?
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I confess...that..I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHQVPLOI94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHQVPLOI94)
they took the video down...fuck copywright shit.
The video was much cooler.
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once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
I KNEW you were into the darker, bestial side of things.
only occasionally!! not every day. and I can stop whenever I want to...
ever seen a grown man fuck a chicken??
I can honestly say that is one thing I hope I *never* see.
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I confess...that..I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHQVPLOI94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHQVPLOI94)
they took the video down...fuck copywright shit.
The video was much cooler.
the video was way cooler. I had it in my blog..and now my blog is borked. grrrr. I hate that.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
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once upon a time, there were three little bears. or were they pigs? some damned kind of animal....
I KNEW you were into the darker, bestial side of things.
only occasionally!! not every day. and I can stop whenever I want to...
ever seen a grown man fuck a chicken??
I can honestly say that is one thing I hope I *never* see.
:-[
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I think some of the communities on Livejournal can be useful sometimes.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
what is the deadline?
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He needs less than 100 posts.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
What was that unfair advantage?
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He needs less than 100 posts.
I can sit on him so he can't get to the keyboard.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
What was that unfair advantage?
The new members, when I couldn't post much.
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What was that unfair advantage?
The new members, when I couldn't post much.
Was it my fault that you couldn't post much? You brought them here, not me. :razz:
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What was that unfair advantage?
The new members, when I couldn't post much.
Was it my fault that you couldn't post much? You brought them here, not me. :razz:
True. Plus, it gives you a shot. Something like 5:1 WITH interesting things to play with.
Actually, I'm only responsible for bringing lit back.
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What was that unfair advantage?
The new members, when I couldn't post much.
Was it my fault that you couldn't post much? You brought them here, not me. :razz:
True. Plus, it gives you a shot. Something like 5:1 WITH interesting things to play with.
Actually, I'm only responsible for bringing lit back.
He's back?
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He needs less than 100 posts.
I can sit on him so he can't get to the keyboard.
Worth a try. ;D
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He needs less than 100 posts.
I can sit on him so he can't get to the keyboard.
Worth a try. ;D
Sounds like a hell of a plan to me.
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He needs less than 100 posts.
I can sit on him so he can't get to the keyboard.
Worth a try. ;D
<flying leap tackle something move>
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What was that unfair advantage?
The new members, when I couldn't post much.
Was it my fault that you couldn't post much? You brought them here, not me. :razz:
True. Plus, it gives you a shot. Something like 5:1 WITH interesting things to play with.
Actually, I'm only responsible for bringing lit back.
He's back?
who's that?
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You dearie. I've decided that you're lit.
Which only arouses me more. :eyebrows:
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You dearie. I've decided that you're lit.
Which only arouses me more. :eyebrows:
but WHO is that??
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:litigious:
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:litigious:
:boxers:
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You dearie. I've decided that you're lit.
Which only arouses me more. :eyebrows:
but WHO is that??
Litigious. Have a look at some older posts (like a week or two) and you'll find a countryman of mine.
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I was answering your question.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=150;sa=showPosts
might give you some more. Just go back a few pages.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
What was that unfair advantage?
the unfair advantage of posting the word NO, at least a page's worth of times in a thread.
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
What was that unfair advantage?
the unfair advantage of posting the word NO, at least a page's worth of times in a thread.
Those were the ONLY on topic posts. :laugh:
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I hate blogs. I had a Livejournal account back in 2005. Waste of bloody time that was.
I like it. because if I didn't have it...I would have to come to some place like this..and
have verbal diarrhea all over the place.
You mean you could be WORSE?
scary, ain't it?
If we put our minds to it,
and you kept me up,
I might just pull ahead
of Odeon on time. Make
up for the unfair advantage
that he's had recently.
What was that unfair advantage?
the unfair advantage of posting the word NO, at least a page's worth of times in a thread.
Those were the ONLY on topic posts. :laugh:
hahaha! I was going to say that...:P
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Just say no? Maybe you should get a proper dx, after all?
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just say no to the war on drugs.
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just say no to the war for oil.
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just say no to the war for oil.
I'll drive my RV to that particular protest.
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just say no to the war for oil.
I'll drive my RV to that particular protest.
:LMAO:
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9991 :o