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Go on, you know you want to.
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Go on, you know you want to.
You first- you started it. :P
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Go on, you know you want to.
You first- you started it. :P
Youll probably regret asking this but....ahhh my hand is getting cramped from overtyping, il need to answer that another time. :(
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Go on, you know you want to.
You first- you started it. :P
Youll probably regret asking this but....ahhh my hand is getting cramped from overtyping, il need to answer that another time. :(
Is it really cramped from typing to much or would that toilet paper I offered you be useful in the clean up??
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Is it really cramped from typing to much or would that toilet paper I offered you be useful in the clean up??
LOL, mystic meg doesnt have a patch on you. :laugh:
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When I was in sixth grade, I ate a pork chop while watching Babe.
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does the offensive fact have to be true?
8)
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Well it's hardly a fact if it doesnt bear at least some resemblence to the truth, unless your happeh.
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heehee. good point.
i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants.
(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).
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heehee. good point.
i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants.
(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).
Deeeeeeeeesgusting!
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you could use your faeces too, if your into that sort of thing.
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i thought human faeces weren't brilliant as fertiliser? i know that there's something weird like men should piss on compost heaps, cos it's good for them, but women shouldn't, cos it ain't. well, i heard this from someone once - never actually verified it.
and eamonn - i thought the idea was to BE disgusting/offensive? wouldn't be much point in announcing that i have a thing about johnny depp, now, would there?
/hands eamonn the opportunity for a snappy comeback...
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heehee.? good point.
i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants.?
(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).
I'm not offended but in all honesty I might hesitate before eating something from your garden. :-X
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heehee. good point.
i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants.
(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).
When I told her about it, my ex thought this was a religious/spiritual blood ritual thing. Is it? Or is it just so the tomatoes taste better (my first guess; I scrape my tea leaves into a jar for spreading in the garden, and haven't had any complaints from the worms yet)?
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heehee. good point.
i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants.
(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).
When I told her about it, my ex thought this was a religious/spiritual blood ritual thing. Is it? Or is it just so the tomatoes taste better (my first guess; I scrape my tea leaves into a jar for spreading in the garden, and haven't had any complaints from the worms yet)?
Well I can't speak for Lucifer but I know women who do it for either or both reasons.
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not religious/spiritual - it just makes stuff grow well. i only use on my special rose, to be honest, or anything which needs a little oomph.
anyway, has no-one heard of blood and bonemeal for plants?
postperson, you're a gardener - you have, haven't you?
i do use it for other things, which you might call religious/spiritual. but only when it's called for.
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I once (or twice as it happens) went out with a Wiccan who used her menstrual blood for spells. Twenty years ago now though.
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ah. yes. well...
(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0136.gif)
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sometimes i get to lazy to lift the toilet seat, sooooo...
i pea in the bathroom sink.
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sometimes i get to lazy to lift the toilet seat, sooooo...
i pea in the bathroom sink.
Nothing at all wrong with that; perfectly hygenic if you give it a rinse afterwards. Saves water too. I don't like the idea of flushing away litres of perfectly good water everytime I take a piss.
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its the same sink we use to get the water from when we brush our teeth.
i do give it a rinse afterwards, but can it ever really be enough?
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its the same sink we use to get the water from when we brush our teeth.
i do give it a rinse afterwards, but can it ever really be enough?
Brush your teeth with pure urine if you want; it's sterile.
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what about all that redness?
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what about all that redness?
Ok, first get some antibiotics for your urinary tract infection. :P
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i thought youd post some pictures or something first.
you know, a compare and contrast visual aid.
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But mummy says I'm not to show you those sorts of pictures any more. :'(
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did you know that PMS Elle stored urine in a jar behind her couch for two years?
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I had gathered that that's where her colour-changing information may have come from.
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do you think she might have pictures?
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Of the jar, or of her filling the jar? I'd be interested in both.
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I pick my nose alot
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me too.
i have a hardened collection underneath my seat in the car, and behind the couch at home.
when i am elsewhere i just put it on the inside of my shirt. but then it also hardens and becomes itchy. then i remove it.
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I too pick my nose, but when you goto london its to get half the pollution/crap out of it from the air. Black bogeys are not a good sign!
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I think i'm out of offensive facts about me. But i will tell you that I have a private toilet in my room, that no one but be would have an opportunity to use. It hasn't been cleaned in over 3 years. The stuff growing in it will remove the reflective quality of the water, but not cloud it... unless you shake it, even if you are shining light into it, it will look empty.
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Ooooh good Nomaken is here. I used to steal. My mom sold snacks at the highschool. She was one of the cafeteria workers, and she told me to pocket tons of candy. She said she sells so much, it does not matter. Her boss said she liked my mom, and she wanted to know how she brought in some money. My mom sold things at bargin prices, that the boss did not allow or know about. She would give it to me half way through the day and I would have to keep it hidden to most eyes. I don;t know why I did it. I know there was trauma again, and I loose compassion during those times. Maybe I lost compassion for the company who sells the food there. The trauma is getting maid fun off. I must have been hyperaurosed. That is the only thing I actively stole. My dad stole power tools from his job, and tried to steal my pain meds from cancer surgury.I If I can;t find the owner of money, I keep it. I was young, when I kept the 50 dollars, and my dad let me. There is no curtiously desk outside either.
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I think i'm out of offensive facts about me.
<Faints>
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Wait, wait, i got one.? Might of mentioned this before, but i just had an.... accomplishment... that merits explaining it.
I get ingrown toenails.? I don't mean I have a ingrown toenail.? I don't have toenails that don't grow inward.? It doesn't cause infection(by itself), it just hurts and causes the sides of my toes to bulge outwards.? So occasionally, somewhat for fun, but mostly because of the pain it causes, i need to go in there with a pick, a miners hat, and some high explosives to dig it out.? And when i do this I regularly need to tear at nail and flesh, and use pliers and a?tool that looks like a very tiny ice pick.? And I regularly bleed liberally.? However I have done it so many times that I'm pretty sure i've severed many of the nerves at the "problem areas".? Occasionally after some excavation, i get an infection there, but I just pop the scab, drain the fluid, and drown the area in disinfectant, and it goes away by the next day.? Once I didnt even need to use disinfectant for the area to clear itself up.
However today, I was digging at the cuticle area (http://www.dark-sanity.com/Bigtoe2.GIF) doing some exploring(poking to see where there is flesh inside and where there is nail inside(there is a distinct feeling of resistence for nail and a stab of pain that feels like licking a nine volt where there is flesh)) and I found a bit of resistence.? And I pushed in for what seemed like way too long.? I suspected I would hit a limit way before.? The experiance was kind of like that trick where the magician keeps pulling out tissue and you don't know when it is gonna stop.? And I started prying up, and eventually a piece of toenail came out that was roughly the surface area of the visible part of the pinky nail, and the most forward part of it was attatched at the nail just before the cuticle.
(http://www.dark-sanity.com/BigToe3.GIF)
And there was no pain and no blood after I pulled it out.? So I feel a sense of accomplishment, partly because i produced such a big piece of ingrown nail(there is a bit of horror there too), and partly because I got the whole thing out.? I notice now that my toe feels really good, and i think that is because i just got used to the feeling of pain caused by the ingrown portion.
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are those your toes or your fingers?
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Just toes.
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but their thin, and long.
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My toenails are broad.
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your toenails are a woman?
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I will wear long pants on a hot day to avoid shaving my legs.
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I can be offensive.
There. Okay?
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What would be the negative consequence of wearing shorts when your legs aren't shaved?
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horrified looks, for one thing - i was actually stopped and quizzed about why my legs were hairy, in Turkey, once, by a random bloke who was too traumatised to remember to be polite and not say anything.
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He wasn't aware that bodyhair isn't limited to males? :-\
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He wasn't aware that bodyhair isn't limited to males? :-\
And they don't fart, pee or poo either, according to that asshat in question.
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in Turkey - especially when they're doing national service - the men shave their armpits, and often, chests (they shave their heads too, in the services, cos of hygiene, so they say). and the women are dipped in the turkish equivalent of Immac (it's green and foul, apparently) in the female hammams (turkish baths), from the eyebrows downwards.
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Having totally hairless legs and arms looks weird on women and men.
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Have not had sex with another person (IRL) all year. :-[
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I've got an errection right now. I often get one after meals if there's garlic in it.
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I've got an errection right now. I often get one after meals if there's garlic in it.
That's strange, but I find chillis make my nipples and over bits tingle ;)
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I've just wanked off!! I won't say who the fantasy was about!! :angel:
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I've got an errection right now. I often get one after meals if there's garlic in it.
That's strange, but I find chillis make my nipples and over bits tingle ;)
Chillis work for me too. Herbs and spices in general get me a bit stimulated down there, but since I don't get mentally aroused from it, it's more of a sensual thing than sexual; makes me want to be touched, but doesn't mean I'm particulalry interested in fucking and coming.
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I listen to the pipes that lead from my bathroom when someone is using it in order to make sure they wash their hands. There should be a loud rush of running water when the toilet is flushed and then starts to die down, but becomes a little louder and higher when someone turns on the faucet. When my brother uses the bathroom I rarely hear the second sound. Nasty bastard.
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I listen to the pipes that lead from my bathroom when someone is using it in order to make sure they wash their hands. There should be a loud rush of running water when the toilet is flushed and then starts to die down, but becomes a little louder and higher when someone turns on the faucet. When my brother uses the bathroom I rarely hear the second sound. Nasty bastard.
think yourself lucky >:D when my dad uses the bathroom i rarely hear the first sound.... >:( >:( >:( >:(
and i know it's him... because he leaves the door wide open, giving me the perfect view from my bedroom :o i could never dare to have visitors here >:(
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I listen to the pipes that lead from my bathroom when someone is using it in order to make sure they wash their hands. There should be a loud rush of running water when the toilet is flushed and then starts to die down, but becomes a little louder and higher when someone turns on the faucet. When my brother uses the bathroom I rarely hear the second sound. Nasty bastard.
think yourself lucky >:D when my dad uses the bathroom i rarely hear the first sound....? >:( >:( >:( >:(
and i know it's him... because he leaves the door wide open, giving me the perfect view from my bedroom :o i could never dare to have visitors here >:(
My brother used to do that until one day my dad was hogging the bathroom in the masterbedroom and my mom had to use mine. She was not happy with the stinky surprise my brother had left behind. Hell, I can still remember the way she screamed my brother's name that day. Though, as much pee that ended up on the toilet seat and around the bottom of the toilet I wondered why my brother even bothered flushing the toilet. I was so happy when my brother moved out and joined the army. Now I can use the bathroom and expect the toilet to be log free.
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Have not had sex with another person (IRL) all year. :-[
offensive indeed.
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I'm holding and squeezing my cock right now.
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Same here Peter, but I am not wanking right now. My room is crowed, I have things all over the floor, and I rarely ever make the bed. I really don't like being messy, but some messyness is tollerated.
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After finding that heating lube didn't really work for me, I tried rubbing copious quantities of deep-heat rub down there and masturbating. Surprisingly, I couldn't really feel that either. :-\
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is your peter likea slippery fish or does it get rock hard?
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when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.
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when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.
:'( :'(
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when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.
:'( :'(
oh, it's okay; i'm not suicidal anymore - it's too much fun annoying people just by existing! 8)
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when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.
:'( :'(
oh, it's okay; i'm not suicidal anymore - it's too much fun annoying people just by existing!? 8)
Well, sweetie, as long as you annoy the right people, and just remember that your existance is a ray of light in the comrade's day! :-*
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Which is more offensive:
I sing along to Karen Carpenter
OR
I went to some strip clubs one night in Honolulu with my husband and had a really nice time ;)
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stripper ?
there is an offensive thought
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which is more offensive?
not having sex with anyone (IRL)
or
not wanting to gave sex with anyone (IRL)
???
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I have attempted suicide 2 times that landed me in the hospital.
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I have a family member that smokes crack.
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I have a member that is just as addictive
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That pic of Karen Carpenter is pretty offensive. Nicole Richie's starting to look like that.
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I like Ashlee Simpson.
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Speaking of Ashlee (OMG have you seen her new face post-surgery?) I read People magazine :o
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Unfortuantely I have not seen it. If that's in the current issue, I'll have to read it. ;D
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Here's a picture of her, QC: http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/10/16/Jessica%20i%20Ashlee%20Simpson.JPG
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My teenagers are driving me crazy. Loud music, disrespectful attitudes, etc. Typical teen behavior, but so offensive to my neurological system. To quote a friend "For about 10 years they're wastes of space and energy". That made me feel better. Only 5 years to go.
Rant: In order for daughter to get driver's license before she's 18, she has to practice driving for 50 hours, with me in the passenger seat. We can't even get to the end of our road before we're pissed at each other - how the fu*k are we going to make 50 hours??? And what stupid beaurocrat thought this one up - surely somebody who's never had teenagers. And most importantly, is she going to crash the car and kill us? >:D
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i collect ear wax.
i keep thinking that ear wax holds the key to the cure for deafness.
one day i'll be prepared and very rich.
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Yesterday I went to the korean grocery store and had to pee. I really did not want to know or ask about any public restroom that might be in that place, when I remembered the tupperware container in the car in which I'd put ice water during a previous trip to the beach.
So, once in the car, I slipped of my panties, positioned myself above the tupperware container and peed in it. I let things drip dry for a moment and then took advantage of the fact that it was raining torrentially and rinsed the tupperware container in a 4 inch puddle.
Then I slipped my panties back on and drove to the next destination (best buy).
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Ooh, you definitely deserve a bite for that one, you outrageous thing you.
I was driving in SF one day (please don't call it San Fran) about to get onto the Bay Bridge, huge traffic jam, no exits, and had to pee. I looked down and lo and behold, in my car was a very large 7-11 cup. Liter size. The traffic was going pretty slow, so I decided to go for it. I was able, while driving, to relieve myself and not spill a drop. I was very proud of myself but also it was kind of gross. Dumped it out the side and tried to forget the whole thing.
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i went to the doctors 2 days ago for bloodwork.
afterwards the nurse handed me a plastic container and said the doctor wants a urine sample also.
she left the examination roon and left the door open.
i said, "hey wait, don't you want to close the door."
she said, " uh, i thought you would do it in the bathroom, down the hall."
oblivious, i said, "but, i'm a guy."
she said, "yeah, and what are you going to do if you overflow it."
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LOL
As a nurse, I really appreciate that story.
I've had male patients take their urinals home, so they wouldn't have to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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I have not been to the voting booth in 12 years
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i derive pleasure from other peoples success stories.
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I am infected with staphylococcus aureus.
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I am aroused by womens faces more than any other part of their body. So if I can see your face, you are arousing me.
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I slept with my dog.
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I sleep with my dog and like it ;D
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truth: i saw a former Big Brother contestant whilst i was out yesterday.
the offensive part? the fact that i actually recognised him and even remembered his name. :-[ oh, the shame.....
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I buy regular dvds and cds, and only bootleg as a last resort if I can't find it anywhere. I'm a bad computer user, I know.
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:P I have recently had wonderful thoughts and dreams about some intense girls :P
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have you sent them pm's describing these details?
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:P
Not Yet :P
some scare easy :P
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:P
Not Yet :P
some scare easy :P
I'm sure eamonn would understand your lust for her if you told her.
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oh wonkers
how could I ever begin to explain
the ?other woman" would never forgive me :P
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I doubt they'd be that shocked that you dreamed of raping them in the ass with an eggbeater.
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I once had a dream that a very dominant female friend of mine asked me to do her ass(really odd because she neither in real life expresses an interest in anal sex, nor do i). Later I had a dream that she was instructing me how to do a different girl.
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i finally took down my xmas tree, this week. ::)
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i finally took down my xmas tree, this week. ::)
can i know?
when did it lose that pine fresh scent?
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it wasn't a real tree; it was made from purple tinsel.
here is the campest xmas tree in the world, in all its splendour:
(http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/4894/000021300028ou.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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i finally took down my xmas tree, this week. ::)
Nice tree.
My Christmas tree is still up, although it is unplugged.
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My Christmas tree is still up, although it is unplugged.
i'm jealous! :( i wouldn't have taken mine down if it hadn't been for the fact that i knocked it over and lots of the decorations fell off.
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thats why you should never clean, it only leads to more mess.
i love that tree.
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I wear glasses. Black 1.5inches wide and 1inch long. Kristen was giving me shit so I could not get the second picture, but I forgot to offer her money. There are a few reason for that, but otherwise I would have offered her money.She uses that phone alot so. The reasons are self conscienousness and lack of money.(Selective memory) I recognize there are certain things you can't change about myself and I have to accept that. Otherwise do the best with things you can and want to. I apparently got over that, because I took two pictures in hope that my scanner would post them. I also got one of my pictures up. I don't meet the scanner's system requirments so could not post both the originals. My mind changed too, I don't think I look bad.
Tough fuckn shit, this is not my big secret >:D
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Will you people STOP posting in my thread unless you have a genuinely offensive fact to disclose about yourselves! ::)
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Will you people STOP posting in my thread unless you have a genuinely offensive fact to disclose about yourselves! ::)
but i thought that you didn't want me to tell anyone about our secret love-octagon with QuirkyCarla, Ozymandias, Nomaken, McJagger, DivaD and Callaway. :-\
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Stop right there Omega! That is unless, of course, you have bucketloads of dough to offer me to stop me suing you for defemation. I GENUINELY thought it was QuirkyCarla's bum that i was spreading, not mcjagger's.
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didn't you notice the hair and nurdles.
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didn't you notice the hair and nurdles.
I forgot that American women are more particular about plucking/shaving themselves than their Euopean counterparts and thought your 'implements' was just piles.
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my offensive fact is that shit stays on my arse hairs.
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that's strange - i thought an awful lot of it got stuck between your teeth.
:P
oh, how i am laughing at my own (half) wit... ;)
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yeah, with all the shit coming out of my mouth and such. :laugh:
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I fucked McJagger without a condom
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i hate, when, after a good , satisfying shit, i go to wipe my arse and i ket some of the crap undermy fingernails.
i say, "dammit lucifer, get out from underneath my nails."
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I am inside your paranoid little mind, deny it, so i can own you, accept it, so i can disown you
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No, your starting to creep me out.
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Finally!!!
about Time
I feel so honored
I think I am going to blush
Oh, McJ, can I borrow your brush?
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NO, NO, NO. What part didn't you understand?
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Stop Stalking Me You TROLL
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I write poetry.
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I write poetry.
Oh how offensive. Take it to another thread, sister!
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I write poetry.
Oh how offensive. Take it to another thread, sister!
No, it's offensive as far as I2 is concerned, unless it's poetry about fucking a girl up the ass and having no remorse about leaving her with a fetus in her intestines because you're so virile and macho.
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BURP!!!!
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No, it's offensive as far as I2 is concerned, unless it's poetry about fucking a girl up the ass and having no remorse about leaving her with a fetus in her intestines because you're so virile and macho.
Good point. Scary how far you've reached into my psyche, though.
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PMS Elle,
i would like to read a few of your poems.
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McJ, you need a bidet!!!
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McJ, you need a bidet!!!
i know. my wife won't let me. apparently they are a little to euro for her tastes.
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I am an Orlando Bloom fan. :-[ :-\ :-X
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ok then.
6 feet tall.
womens pro basketball fan.
not from orlando.
let me guess, did you play for the orlando bloom?
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Will you people STOP posting in my thread unless you have a genuinely offensive fact to disclose about yourselves! ::)
but i thought that you didn't want me to tell anyone about our secret love-octagon with QuirkyCarla, Ozymandias, Nomaken, McJagger, DivaD and Callaway. :-\
Damn, it must have been a secret! :o Why am I always the last to know! :'(
err, uh, Oh yeah, when I'm stressed my colitis gives me the trots so bad, I practically live on Imodium!
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It would depend what he wanted to play.
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I fuckn ripped you guys! >:D
I have an NT friend helping me with all the obnoxious comments. That is right, none of them are mine! He does not help with words obviously, because it would be too suspicious. >:D
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Kidding! >:D :o
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known.
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I am offensive.
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I often shit three times a day. Big shits too.
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fuck you peter.l your just trying to make me jealous
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fuck you peter.l your just trying to make me jealous
Sadly, as with most stuff, it doesn't bring me the pleasure it seems to bring you.
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Are you suggesting he has a shit eating fetish?
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When my wife and i were first dating i would get all worked up and horny all day long because i would wear her thong underwear.
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I will lie for my own protection, and that does not include getting respect. I am fuckn good at it to. I know the tricks, and can do it under pressure. I rarely bother, because those circumstance rarely occur. I don't abuse negative power that I have.
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liar. :P
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Thankyou, but please don't tell Drucella this! >:D
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I had sex yesterday, first time!
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LIE! >:D
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liar.
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I had sex yesterday, first time!
I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie :laugh:)
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I had sex yesterday, first time!
I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie :laugh:)
Since the second statement only makes sense in the context of the first, even someone who knew absolutely nothing about you would be able to tell which one was untrue.
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I had sex yesterday, first time!
I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie :laugh:)
Since the second statement only makes sense in the context of the first, even someone who knew absolutely nothing about you would be able to tell which one was untrue.
Since when did logic have to play a part in what gets posted on here?? :P
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i'm a liar
i am lying now
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a conundrum. have karma
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I find the NT vs As thing more idiotic with each passing day.
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i have not changed my socks in two months.
they are still hanging over the chair where i put them when i started wearing sandals
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Just remember, Fluorescent can be a skilled lier, but chooses to tell the trutha. Under extreme circumstance he will lie.
I used to have binge eating disorder. I should have been hospitalized, but I continued to fight, and suceeded in conquering it. I told my therapist and he did not seem as concerned as he should have been. He goes normal teen behavior, well not as far as I was taking it. I should be fat, but for some reason I rarely gained any weight. My dad is fat, my mom, my sister, my uncle danny, my cousin karry, and I think my aunt Marji is a little chunky. I maid it, my brother, my lesbian aunt and her sister, my grandmothers and living grandfathers. Cancer or high metabolism I don't know, but I don't seem like the type for high metabolism. I act like a spaz for intenisty only. I have aten 1 gallon of icecream all at one time, and I think I binged about 250 times, on wheat and ice cream. One time I my weight went up to 165, and another time it went down to 135. Yes I lost weight for no reason. My physcian, Dr. Stokes was quite worried. I was supposed to be in remission from cancer. I have never had food allergy testing, or the condition of my intestine looked at. I really should. I am more worried about loosing tons of weight than gaining, given its so fuckn easy for me to loose it. How the fuck does someone survive cancer for 3 years on these habits? I was supposed to die in 6months to a year! I maintained some health habits, healthy food and exericse, but still that should not have been enough. That is a toast to one of the best immune systems in the world! It might be the best! If anyone of you have weight issues, I am the porn star to see! I learned and learned.
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offensive fact:
when i was 20 i was a hair model for sebastian: hair care products.
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Did you use you arm pit, ass, pubic, or noise hairs?
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head?
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Lol, nice and abstract! have some Karma. WHAT THE FUCK, STUPID KARMA RULE!
I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK LUCIFER OVER! I am sure she will run her big ass over here and say you wish. I would say in your dreams. Bitch probably won't understand my joke.
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I told my mom to fuck off a couple of days ago for telling me not to post semi's. She brought me to walmart the next day for the D drive. I manipulated her and got her to let me borrow money. Not sexually. I told her today, and she was all pissed off. She said" You are going to have something bad happen, something with authorities. You know what I SAY? RESPECT MY AUTHORITY(southpart, cartman)
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I am indeed a brillant manipulator. Fear my wrath! >:D
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I eat some condiments raw. As in, I will eat grated parmesan cheese raw, or maple syrup, or cream cheese. As a result I can't keep them in the house or I'll binge. I'll also eat peanut butter or frosting raw but that's not so bizarre (still can't keep them in the house though).
I was reminded that I actually have an offensive fact to share when I broke into a little gift bottle of maply syrup I have in the fridge. It's now missing a couple teaspoons.
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Heh heh me too. Garbage gut after all and that includes healthy things too.
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I am deathly allergic to penicillan, and I ate a little bit of moldy food. I am a garabage gut and will eat almost anything.
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I am deathly allergic to penicillan, and I ate a little bit of moldy food. I am a garabage gut and will eat almost anything.
Either that or you subconsciously want to die.
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I eat some condiments raw. As in, I will eat grated parmesan cheese raw, or maple syrup, or cream cheese. As a result I can't keep them in the house or I'll binge. I'll also eat peanut butter or frosting raw but that's not so bizarre (still can't keep them in the house though).
erm...
all of those things can be eaten raw, m'darlin'. i've never considered them condiments. it's not weird, PMS Elle, believe me - i'd eat any of them as they are, too, and so would loads of people i know. anyway, cooked parmesan is vile.
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I am deathly allergic to penicillan, and I ate a little bit of moldy food. I am a garabage gut and will eat almost anything.
Either that or you subconsciously want to die.
That amount is probably not enough to affect me. I have also attacked bee's nests with rocks and bats even though I am allergic to them too. With every sting the allergic reaction gets worse. Everysummer I would go by all the flowers, where the bees were, and throw a bunch of sand in there. Next I would take a squirt gun and shoot the fuck out of them. I do get fear, but in this case I don't give a fuck. I don't have a death wish, I am far from depression. Its fun to fuck with bees, and I will even go and slap yellow jackets.
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Here's a picture of her, QC: http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/10/16/Jessica%20i%20Ashlee%20Simpson.JPG
I forgot I posted about Ashlee Simpson until tonight when I saw her in concert. She did look different iirc. Hard to tell, since I have some face blindedness. :-\
My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of. :laugh:
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My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of. :laugh:
LOL. I had a thing for Amy Ray of the Indigo Girls for a while. She's so wonderfully androgynous.
Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.
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Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.
Bleeding from what? ???
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Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.
Bleeding from what? ???
It's her period time, I guess.
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Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.
Bleeding from what? ???
It's her period time, I guess.
Must be one hell of a period to last for 10 days. :P
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Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.
Bleeding from what? ???
It's her period time, I guess.
Must be one hell of a period to last for 10 days. :P
Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
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Here's a picture of her, QC: http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/10/16/Jessica%20i%20Ashlee%20Simpson.JPG
I forgot I posted about Ashlee Simpson until tonight when I saw her in concert. She did look different iirc. Hard to tell, since I have some face blindedness. :-\
I read right in between those lines! The deeper meaning than what appears on below the surface!
My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of. :laugh:
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one of my fondest childhood memories is about playing barbies with the girl who lived down the street fom me.
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Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
>:D
I wondered that at one point but he reassures me this has never happened to anybody else.
Eleven days and counting...
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Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
>:D
I wondered that at one point but he reassures me this has never happened to anybody else.
Eleven days and counting...
Have you seen a doctor about this?
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Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
>:D
I wondered that at one point but he reassures me this has never happened to anybody else.
Eleven days and counting...
Ah, to protect your loved one's ego. Ah, love.
Ego praises in bed is a major turn-on for men, kiddies. :p
"Feed me your giant cock!"
Oooooo...
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I find people more interesting when there's the possiblity of shagging them.
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Ego praises in bed is a major turn-on for men, kiddies. :p
"Feed me your giant cock!"
Oooooo...
Paedo!
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Here's a picture of her, QC: http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/10/16/Jessica%20i%20Ashlee%20Simpson.JPG
I forgot I posted about Ashlee Simpson until tonight when I saw her in concert. She did look different iirc. Hard to tell, since I have some face blindedness. :-\
I read right in between those lines! The deeper meaning than what appears on below the surface!
My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of. :laugh:
WTF are you talking about? What deeper meaning?
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Why is this thread lingering? Surely we haven't told all the offensive things there are to tell yet.
I can make 3 different meals from one chicken.
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I can't see why the ability to make three meals from one chicken is offensive.
I cleaned vomit out of the pool today.
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the last time i drank tequila i vomited in my friends parents pool.
and it was an amazing feat. i decided i had to vomit and there wasn'rt enough time. soooo, i swam down to the drain and puked under water. i was under the impression that the drain would take it all away. how wrong i was...
there was this film of stomach acid that floated on the top of the water. and , i had a chicken sandwich for lunch, one guy came out of the pool with a piece of chicken in his hair, and another had a piece of lettuce in his hair.
even though i swore off tequila, i have never gotten an invite to a pool party since. :'(
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The first time I was to get married, I found a wedding dress I liked in one of those bridal magazines. This was 1985. I had some Chinese silk from my grandmother that I was going to give to a seamstress to make the dress, but I wanted to make sure I liked it, first. I found out that they had the dress at Neiman Marcus in San Francisco. So off I went, my little excited bridely AS self, to Neiman Marcus to try it on. I had NO idea that NM was a fancy store. I went to the bridal department, asked to see the dress, and they put me in a huge room with 50 mirrors and a fucking pedestal. I was given the dress by the saleslady. I proceeded to take off my clothes, in front of everybody, and belatedly realized that I had no underwear on. I didn't realize till I saw her face that that was a huge faux-pas. She couldn't wait to get me out of her store.
The dress that got made was gorgeous, by the way, and I've learned to be more careful about when I wear underwear.
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kudos on the no underware bit.
that is why i love you so...
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I am a "pimp" I have two fuck buddies. I must choose though. Welll both want to have sex. I just used fuck buddies because both are mad in love, love at first site. One went to the beach with me as a friend and saw my sexy body, and wants me bad. That personality doesn't not help either. I am such a charmer!
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I am a "pimp" I have two fuck buddies. I must choose though. Welll both want to have sex. I just used fuck buddies because both are mad in love, love at first site. One went to the beach with me as a friend and saw my sexy body, and wants me bad. That personality doesn't not help either. I am such a charmer!
didn't you say that she was fat?
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So I am flexable. I could train her, I mean who would want a sexy body for their gender. I have ways of manipulating woman. I am damn good at it too. People in general.
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take the one that you live close enough to, to have intimate relations with.
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I agree with McJ. Proximity is very important when it come to F2F fucking.
About the overweightness: don't guys like a little extra, something to grab onto, some lascivious curves? Or is that just black guys?
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I agree with McJ. Proximity is very important when it come to F2F fucking.
About the overweightness: don't guys like a little extra, something to grab onto, some lascivious curves? Or is that just black guys?
have to say I do... ;D
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I agree with McJ. Proximity is very important when it come to F2F fucking.
About the overweightness: don't guys like a little extra, something to grab onto, some lascivious curves? Or is that just black guys?
have to say I do... ;D
You must really love yourself....
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sorry mate, wrong orientation. you must have me confused with McFagger. :laugh:
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sorry mate, wrong orientation. you must have me confused with McFagger. :laugh:
hey... :o
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OH no. If fanciying yourself is gay then i must be the most screaming person on the planet. Double :o :o
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No you're right, it just makes you a narcissist. Better go ask Dahnlow for some tips... :P
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Nah, Dahnlow secretly hates himself. He could learn a few tricks about loving thyself from me. Mind you, he's got a lot less to work with than my good self so i dont think even i could help him.
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Nah, Dahnlow secretly hates himself. He could learn a few tricks about loving thyself from me. Mind you, he's got a lot less to work with than my good self so i dont think even i could help him.
And heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreee's Dhanlow to come and pwn you.
EDIT: Awww, he's gone. :(
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I can sing along with the song Promiscuous Girl when it plays- and I do. It's one of the songs I won't skip over on the radio if it's playing. I know it's bad, awful and wrong, but I like it better than a lot of the other songs out there. At least it's in-your-face with its shitty sleaziness.
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Nah, Dahnlow secretly hates himself. He could learn a few tricks about loving thyself from me. Mind you, he's got a lot less to work with than my good self so i dont think even i could help him.
And heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreee's Dhanlow to come and pwn you.
EDIT: Awww, he's gone. :(
Why would I? He's not worth it. It's far easier to ignore Eamonn, than to bother replying to his ridiculous statements. I don't give a shit that his comments are about me. I honestly doubt any of you are any more impressed by his posts than I am. If he wants to look the fool, then I say let him.
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here is an offensive fact about me:
i really enjoy reading all that eamonn has to write. i always have.
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Nah, Dahnlow secretly hates himself. He could learn a few tricks about loving thyself from me. Mind you, he's got a lot less to work with than my good self so i dont think even i could help him.
And heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreee's Dhanlow to come and pwn you.
EDIT: Awww, he's gone. :(
Why would I? He's not worth it. It's far easier to ignore Eamonn, than to bother replying to his ridiculous statements. I don't give a shit that his comments are about me. I honestly doubt any of you are any more impressed by his posts than I am. If he wants to look the fool, then I say let him.
Dhanlow! :O
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oh, get a room, you tranny. :P
;)
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I have no offensive fact to give. ;D
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i have just snotted red wine all over the place.
it's odeon's fault. 8)
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Kevv, I do not believe you don't have a single offensive fact. 'Fess up.
Fact: I just wasted several hours of my life reading Tatum O'Neal's autobiography. If any "star" is in need of a ghostwriter, it is she.
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Kevv, I do not believe you don't have a single offensive fact. 'Fess up.
Fess up about what. ;D
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your secret offensive fact.
oh, i know...
you're a (not very) closet creationist, aren't you. ;D
>:D
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Hey... technical question: How can we post offensive facts about ourselves when there is like... no way to offend anybody?
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Here's one that might offend some people:
If abortion were illegal, I would have 6 kids right now. Shudder.
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Would this fact belong here or in the random truth about yourself thread:
My cock has a slight curvature to the left, we're talking like 10 to 15 degrees when erect.
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Random truth. Hardly offensive. In my experience (which is vast, as you all now know in light of my most recent post in this thread), a slightly bent penis can stimulate areas in very nice ways. Use it, Nomaken!
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i must agree that bent penii can probably be very nice! :laugh:
i have a gut like a bowling ball. it offends me if noone else.
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your secret offensive fact.
oh, i know...
you're a (not very) closet creationist, aren't you. ;D
>:D
Okay besides that one above. My penis tilts to the right a few degrees mot likely because of My Cerebral Palsy.
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I don't mind having it, and I don't really think it is offensive, but it is kind of personal and might rate under the "too much information" flag.
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Okay besides that one above. My penis tilts to the right a few degrees mot likely because of My Cerebral Palsy.
You don't think it might also be because you're right-handed (um, need I elaborate?)
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1) I've had it my entire life. And 2) I don't masturbate with only my right hand.
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That was Kevv I was asking, because his tilts as opposed to yours, which curves. Big difference and I have a theory about tilting penii.
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i think it might do with masturbation.
but...
when i was younger i would masturbate 5 or 6 times a day. my arms got tired before my pecker did, so i used both hands.
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Oops, looks like I need new glasses.
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wanking too much, nomaken? don't let happeh know, eh? ;)
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Oh yeah. During Happeh's reign and Happeh returns, i was always thinking about whether to tell him, how fun it could be.
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Okay besides that one above. My penis tilts to the right a few degrees mot likely because of My Cerebral Palsy.
You don't think it might also be because you're right-handed (um, need I elaborate?)
I am left handed. I have veins on the left side that show but none on the right side that must be because the Cerebral Palsy. You see the right side is affected not the left side.
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I am left handed. I have veins on the left side that show but none on the right side that must be because the Cerebral Palsy. You see the right side is affected not the left side.
Now that is interesting. I have another untested theory, and that is that veins are related to muscles. In other words, the stronger the muscles, the bigger the veins that feed the muscles. So you must have bigger muscles on the left side.
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I wanted to make pineapple juice (from all my fresh pineapples, you know) with my juicemaster. I hadn't used the juicer for a while, and when I pulled it out of the cupboard, there were dead cockroaches and cockroach feces in all the parts. Apparently it didn't quite get cleaned well enough before it got put away last time. >:(
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I am left handed. I have veins on the left side that show but none on the right side that must be because the Cerebral Palsy. You see the right side is affected not the left side.
Now that is interesting. I have another untested theory, and that is that veins are related to muscles. In other words, the stronger the muscles, the bigger the veins that feed the muscles. So you must have bigger muscles on the left side.
Yes. Does that answer Your question Oh God help Me :laugh:
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Yes. Does that answer Your question Oh God help Me :laugh:
No. I need more data. But Kevv, you're doing fine on your own. :laugh:
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I am doing fine Triste its just points a different directions a Little to the the right. :P
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I wanted to make pineapple juice (from all my fresh pineapples, you know) with my juicemaster. I hadn't used the juicer for a while, and when I pulled it out of the cupboard, there were dead cockroaches and cockroach feces in all the parts. Apparently it didn't quite get cleaned well enough before it got put away last time. >:(
I hope you threw it out! :o
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Throw away a $300 juicer? No way. Soap and water worked just fine. Juice was damn good too.
Today was day one of school. Fell asleep while reading very first reading assignment. Doesn't bode well.
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and the little added kick of two year old cockroach feces proved to be a nice hallucegenic... :D
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now that's offensive. :D
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what, my spelling of the word: haluxc3entsfgneic?
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Did you know that cockroach feces are responsible for causing asthma in some people?
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i might have heard that and instantly filed it away. :laugh:
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lol whats really offensive is that you fools cant even spell faeces...
fe‧ces /ˈfisiz/ Pronunciation Key -
Show Spelled Pronunciation[fee-seez] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun (used with a plural verb)
1. waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus; excrement.
2. dregs; sediment.
Also, especially British, faeces.
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i feel the approaching need to poop.
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cool can u also book me an appointment with the loo fairy for 7pm please...
muchos appreciatos senioritta 8)
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cool can u also book me an appointment with the loo fairy for 7pm please...
muchos appreciatos senioritta 8)
"senorita". which'll learn YOU Not to try and come the old acid and be pedantic about spelling.
but i do appreciate your attempt to teach proper (i.e. english spelling) to the masses. jolly good show, old bean. ;D
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lol believe it or not that spellign error was intentional...
FFS i thought u lot would be more fun than that arsehole i used to abuse on AV...
tsk tsk, i am dissapointed, but am still waiting for a witty(er) retort...
8)
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i feel the approaching need to poop.
don't you just hate it when your poop does an impression of a peeking lawn gopher?
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really, crap aint it
mine's more like a jellyfish on laxatives
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I like to watch romantic comedies.
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i'm offended by my feelings of sadness and confusion. >:(
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I like to watch romantic comedies.
I do too.
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My dick tilts to the right. ;D
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how amazing, kevv: my cunt, like the rest of me, is a raving socialist. (i have my dounts about my labia, though: they're a bit too Liberal for my liking. mind you, i s'pose there could always be a Lib-Lab Pact... Boom, boom, Mr. Basil! :laugh:)
and there was me wondering about whether my concept of a whole research project on "The Political Affiliations of Genitalia" was a waste of time - obviously not, eh?
;D
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how amazing, kevv: my cunt, like the rest of me, is a raving socialist. (i have my dounts about my labia, though: they're a bit too Liberal for my liking. mind you, i s'pose there could always be a Lib-Lab Pact... Boom, boom, Mr. Basil!  :laugh:)
and there was me wondering about whether my concept of a whole research project on "The Political Affiliations of Genitalia" was a waste of time - obviously not, eh?
;D
Does that mean it tilts to left. ;D :laugh: ;)
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i guess her cavern curves to the left. :P
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i deliberately didn't write that, to prevent you Getting Any Ideas, kevv. ::)
besides, if my vagina tilted to the left, i'd have to be suspended by the pelvis, or something - it ain't an independent movable feast like your dangly bits, you know.
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i guess her cavern curves to the left. :P
oh, yes, millapill - thanks, that's very very helpful... ::)
(now there's going to be all sorts of comments about fit, etc. sigh...)
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i deliberately didn't write that, to prevent you Getting Any Ideas, kevv. ::)
besides, if my vagina tilted to the left, i'd have to be suspended by the pelvis, or something - it ain't an independent movable feast like your dangly bits, you know.
I see. ;D :laugh: :P
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but if Kevv tilts to the right and Luci curves to the left then you two are a perfect match! :o
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but if Kevv tilts to the right and Luci curves to the left then you two are a perfect match! :o
Yes You are right it should be a perfect fit. ;) ;D :laugh:
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in your dreams, kevv.
/me wonders whether there will come a time when people don't make the predictable/pedestrian response.. sigh... ???
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in your dreams, kevv.
/me wonders whether there will come a time when people don't make the predictable/pedestrian response.. sigh...  ???
I guess I can only hope then. :(
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whaddya mean predictable!?!?!? that was totally an original thougthj!!! :o
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whaddya mean predictable!?!?!? that was totally an original thougthj!!! :o
Yeah I am original. :)
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I'm ghey.
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i'm grey.
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i dont care if you just go ahead and go FUCK FFS... its obvious the sexual chemistry with you two is BLATANT... go make like BUNNIES AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like to watch romantic comedies.
your so very emo.
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I like to watch romantic comedies.
your so very emo.
I'm a lot of things, but I don't think emo is one of them.
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oh come on Peter, we all know you're a sobwob when you watch those Romantic Comedies. especially You've Got Mail because it reminds you of Sleepless In Seattle... :P
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I like to watch romantic comedies.
your so very emo.
I'm a lot of things, but I don't think emo is one of them.
can you cry on demand (for the camara)?
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I like to watch romantic comedies.
your so very emo.
I'm a lot of things, but I don't think emo is one of them.
can you cry on demand (for the camara)?
Nope
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then the world tour is cancelled. you have no thesbian abilities.
unless you could cry with your nipples being pinched by pliers.
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but maybe he has lesbian abilities :laugh:
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i am still sober. :-\
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but maybe he has lesbian abilities :laugh:
good point.
peter, can we get a picture of you sticking out your tongue?
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but maybe he has lesbian abilities :laugh:
good point.
peter, can we get a picture of you sticking out your tongue?
Maybe later. I'm eating at the moment. I have an extremely short tongue though.
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how about a profile shot.
i am thinking if your nose is large enough you can use that to stuff the vagina and then do some jabbing motions with your tongue against the anus.
target practice, will be the name of that particular video.
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how about a profile shot.
i am thinking if your nose is large enough you can use that to stuff the vagina and then do some jabbing motions with your tongue against the anus.
target practice, will be the name of that particular video.
Usually I penetrate a girl with my fingers and use my tongue for flicking accross her clitoris.
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after you get them feeling oh so good. try the target practice.
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so Mr Mcjagged
i guess your accuracy isnt 100% as you mentioned target practice in the first place...
i guess some people weren't born with great abilities eh... shame i bet your folks had high hopes for ya....
8)
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practice makes perfect. :laugh:
what good is it if we're all perfect from the start? would be bloody boring.
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yes, so Mr Jagger are you a:
GENIUS OF HARD WORK
8)
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I insult my cat every day. It's like his second name. He really is stupid and clumsy (loveable, sweet, nice, adorable, but a clumsy idiot) and he shouldn't know that I'm insulting him when I say it in a nice voice like I generally do, but I still wonder if he somehow knows what I'm saying, or that it's not nice. :(
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you need to respect your cat man!!!
ARE EE ES PEE EE CEE TEE!!!
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you need to respect your cat man!!!
ARE EE ES PEE EE CEE TEE!!!
I just asked him if he felt respected. He said something that sounded a lot like "no." Maybe you're right. :laugh:
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i'm usually. :laugh:
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so Mr Mcjagged
i guess your accuracy isnt 100% as you mentioned target practice in the first place...
i guess some people weren't born with great abilities eh... shame i bet your folks had high hopes for ya....
8)
then:
practice makes perfect.
what good is it if we're all perfect from the start? would be bloody boring.
then:
yes, so Mr Jagger are you a:
GENIUS OF HARD WORK
yes!
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PHWOOAR
GAI SENSEI :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
(http://www.naruto-kun.com/gallery/gifs/Gai/gai27.gif)
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i like the prior one of rock lee. it would make a great avatar.
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I am here at Intensity2 ;D
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oh come on Peter, we all know you're a sobwob when you watch those Romantic Comedies. especially You've Got Mail because it reminds you of Sleepless In Seattle... :P
Sleepless in Seattle is so much better than You've got Mail...lol...
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I am here at Intensity2 ;D
:laugh: I'm here at Intensity² and I'm enjoying it >:D
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I am here at Intensity2 ;D
:laugh:  I'm here at Intensity² and I'm enjoying it >:D
We all must be here at Intensity2enjoying it ;D >:D :laugh:
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I am here at Intensity2 ;D
:laugh: I'm here at Intensity² and I'm enjoying it >:D
We all must be here at Intensity2enjoying it ;D >:D :laugh:
Damn we are so evil >:D
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I am here at Intensity2 ;D
:laugh:  I'm here at Intensity² and I'm enjoying it >:D
We all must be here at Intensity2enjoying it ;D >:D :laugh:
Damn we are so evil >:D
I try to be >:D >:D >:D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: >:D >:D >:D
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Don't you find life is a lot more fun that way? ;)
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i like the prior one of rock lee. it would make a great avatar.
just google image "rock lee gates" then save it lol
either that or go to http://www.naruto-kun.com/46/animated+gifs/
8)
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zabuza...
i really miss that kid that was with him.
he had wisdom beyond his years. and made a cute little girl.
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Haku... yes, but surely no-one is as good as young Uzumaki...
i've been reading the Manga's and well... pwoar, his new training is ace, windy but ace 8)
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is uzamaki the genius that made chunin?
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no u tool its Naruto's first name (well at least i think its his first name cud be surname its confusing)...
the chuunin guy was Nara Shikamaru... the Kage Mane No Jutsu guy who likes Shougi...
gosh man and you said u seen em all, must forget em as soon as u've watched em...
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wait until pot effects your short term memory.
now, what were we talking about afain?
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you know what i actually CAN remember as i am at home now and i aint had a reefer in 6 days OMFG...
Who's your Best Naruto Villain ?
mine's Itachi cos of TsyuGomi and Amertseru (god of the moon and sun)... and the Mangekyou Sharingan...
that and he paints his nails and killed all his clan bar his little brother...
and His fishy friend's cool too
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i will go with gaara, but, since he switched sides i will select itachi also. orochimaru pissssessss me off. i hate the way he hissssesss when he talksss.
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or the fact he's immortal and has an obsession with small boys :p
he's the snakier version of Gary Glitter (if thats possible).
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But, IRL, that tongue of his would come in handy. i can think of several situations right off hand.
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Is orochimaru the guy who lost control of his arms? Â I like him, he is evil. Â He isn't doing it as well as I think I would, but I believe his heart is in the right place. Â It always makes me sad when scientists let ethics get in their way. Â A competant evil scientist could make so much progress if they were unfettered by ethical problems and guilt.
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zabuza also lost control of his arms. and orochimarus sidekick lost control of all his limbs.
orochimaru had a scientist that was developing ninja's with gills, to control the seas. but they took care of his sorry arse, or the nine tailed fox within did.
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actually it was GamaBunta and Naruto avec exploding Tagged Kunai that kicked his ass
gosh i aint seen that in aaages either....
i rock
i'm gonna setup an ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT NARUTO thread 8)
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Offensive Fact About Me, No. 374:
i know for a fact that anime is fucking shite, and should be called CARTOONS, cos that's what they are, you delusional fools, with pretensions to making it sound cool.
yep. it's Lucifer Loathes Everyone and Everything Day again...
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i know for a fact that anime is fucking shite, and should be called CARTOONS, cos that's what they are, you delusional fools, with pretensions to making it sound cool.
/me thinks cartoons are cool. At least anything by Chuck Jones... :P
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~* Millapill thinks manga is cool but feels overwhelmed by the magnificent magnitude of it, just like electronica...sigh *~
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Offensive Fact About Me, No. 374:
i know for a fact that anime is fucking shite, and should be called CARTOONS, cos that's what they are, you delusional fools, with pretensions to making it sound cool.
yep. it's Lucifer Loathes Everyone and Everything Day again...
I'd hardly call that offensive Lucifer- more like a painful truth :laugh:
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I need to get out more.
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I am not a true anime fan. Because I am willing to call them cartoons, and I only like some animes, based on the story and genre type rather than just mindlessly liking anything with big eyes, a tiny mouth, and 30 panty shots per second.
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Anime is though fun. ;D
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i'd say that makes you a true animefan Nomakey
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Offensive Fact About Me, No. 374:
i know for a fact that anime is fucking shite, and should be called CARTOONS, cos that's what they are, you delusional fools, with pretensions to making it sound cool.
yep. it's Lucifer Loathes Everyone and Everything Day again...
I'd hardly call that offensive Lucifer- more like a painful truth :laugh:
shame - i was rather hoping it would offend someone.
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Anime is kool but can be offensive. ;D
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I am not a true anime fan. Because I am willing to call them cartoons, and I only like some animes, based on the story and genre type rather than just mindlessly liking anything with big eyes, a tiny mouth, and 30 panty shots per second.
and the 12 year old sex vixens?
right nomakwen?
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Offensive Fact About Me, No. 374:
i know for a fact that anime is fucking shite, and should be called CARTOONS, cos that's what they are, you delusional fools, with pretensions to making it sound cool.
yep. it's Lucifer Loathes Everyone and Everything Day again...
I'd hardly call that offensive Lucifer- more like a painful truth :laugh:
that's the point of this thread isn't it ;D
shame - i was rather hoping it would offend someone.
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Trouble with a thread like this on Intensity is that its members seem very hard to offend :laugh:
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but some are easily offended.
this should offend several people:
last week i spent a total of 16 hours at work, and was paid $1,785.00 for the week.
this week i will spend 20 hours at work and get paid for 55 hours, i will get paid $2,225.00 plus $240.00 for the labor day holiday.
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i'm not offended, just saddened at the inequality: teachers here are paid for 1265 hours, and the average a teacher works is 1900. to save you doing the maths, that means they work roughly 33% of their time for nothing.
the figures are from the biggest teaching union, so there may well be some bias in there, but i doubt they could massage the figures too much, without some OSTED/government whingebag slamming into them.
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the inequality?
ask yourself why there is not nore equality and dignity in your workplace. god only knows we pay enough taxes. and it seems like every new tax has an education attatchment to it. but i doubt the money is really going where it was promised.
i have said this before, teachers should make a hell of alot more. i wonder why there is so much competition on the field of teaching, when they are not compensated according to their worth.
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inequality viz who decides who gets paid what, what any job is worth, as far as paying the workers, etc.
teachers have been slagged off for so long, and blamed for all sorts of shite, that any respect they used to have is long gone. and, on appearance, a lot of them don't do themselvs any favours, being tetchy, unhelpful, etc., etc - look at the experiences of parents on here. of course, i see it from the other side - no respect; plenty of blame; governments intitiatives which are not only fucking stupid, but are add-ons, rather than replacements (i.e. they just increase workload, and not with any discernable benefit to the actual children); majorly low morale; etc., etc.
and there's little competition here, mcj - teachers are imported from wherever they can get them, cos there is in fact a shortage. personally, i'm not surprised. to be honest, i'm only a teacher still because it's the most i can earn at a job i can do without re-training, and i do feel as though i'm doing something useful in my job, a lot of the time. lucky i have a professional head to put on, so i do the fucking job properly when i get there, ain't it, so the kids don't get a shit deal. i actually burned out years ago.
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So what is offensive? :laugh:
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So what is offensive? :laugh:
that stupid fucking question!
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So what is offensive? :laugh:
that stupid fucking question!
It was meant as a joke Mcjagger. Smile Mcjagger laugh a little Okay.
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So what is offensive? :laugh:
that stupid fucking question!
It was meant as a joke Mcjagger. Smile Mcjagger laugh a little Okay.
I think he's not in the mood.
Neither am I. I wonder if it's contagious.
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So what is offensive? :laugh:
that stupid fucking question!
It was meant as a joke Mcjagger. Smile Mcjagger laugh a little Okay.
I think he's not in the mood.
Neither am I. I wonder if it's contagious.
OMG ::) that is all We need it to get for this to become contagious in the end.
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Aren't you feeling at least a little moody today, Kevv? *cough* ;D
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Aren't you feeling at least a little moody today, Kevv? *cough*Â ;D
I about to get there Myself too. *cough* ;D
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told you - it's eclipse season. :(
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told you - it's eclipse season. :(
What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask. ::) :-[
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I'm in a good mood! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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So what is offensive? :laugh:
that stupid fucking question!
It was meant as a joke Mcjagger. Smile Mcjagger laugh a little Okay.
:laugh:
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told you - it's eclipse season. :(
What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask. ::) :-[
lunar and solar eclipses all over the place. can play havoc with energies and shit, it's said. i'm not actually very clued up on this sort of thing, so you'd have to look it up. but the equinox is coming up, and i know THAT does really weird things to events and your head - equinoctal storms, etc. it's balance, but it's dynamic balance, with a fuck of a lot of movement. i.e. mayhem.
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told you - it's eclipse season. :(
What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask. ::) :-[
lunar and solar eclipses all over the place. can play havoc with energies and shit, it's said. i'm not actually very clued up on this sort of thing, so you'd have to look it up.  but the equinox is coming up, and i know THAT does really weird things to events and your head - equinoctal storms, etc. it's balance, but it's dynamic balance, with a fuck of a lot of movement. i.e. mayhem.
I see.
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am i bothered ?
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Sigh. When will I EVER learn. I offered a 19 yo friend of my daughter to stay at our place if she ever needed a place to go.
Well guess what. She FUCKING took me up on the offer. I can't pay the bills let alone pay to feed her, pay to wash an entire roomful of clothes (I'm NOT kidding - guess she's been saving it up for a year or so) - we had to tape the dryer shut because she was using it instead of the two clotheslines we told her to use - hello - it's summer in Hawaii. She doesn't do shit around the house like she promised to do.
Why is this offensive?
Because I don't have the balls to tell her to get out.
Sob.
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Sigh. When will I EVER learn. I offered a 19 yo friend of my daughter to stay at our place if she ever needed a place to go.
Well guess what. She FUCKING took me up on the offer. I can't pay the bills let alone pay to feed her, pay to wash an entire roomful of clothes (I'm NOT kidding - guess she's been saving it up for a year or so) - we had to tape the dryer shut because she was using it instead of the two clotheslines we told her to use - hello - it's summer in Hawaii. She doesn't do shit around the house like she promised to do.
Why is this offensive?
Because I don't have the balls to tell her to get out.
Sob.
Why not?
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Because I have a disorder of social skills.
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hey triste, can i stay at your place? :laugh:
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Because I have a disorder of social skills.Â
try this:
amy, can i talk to you for a moment?
hey, how about you start pulling your weight or get the fuck out.
your an adult, now start acting like one.
perhaps your mama never taught you that, there is no such thing as free rent.
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hey triste, can i stay at your place? :laugh:
I don't need a place to stay, but can I use your drier?
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If I'm alone and I'm eating a pudding cup, I lick the lid.
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I will eat a steak with my hands in public.
Maybe we should change the name of this thread to Post an embarassing fact about yourself because it seems virtually impossible on intensity to have an offensive fact about you. There are only a couple offensive facts about anyone I can think of: They're racist, or sexist, or a repulican. ;)
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If I'm alone and I'm eating a pudding cup, I lick the lid.
i will do this anywhere.
it's a waste, not to.
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If I'm alone and I'm eating a pudding cup, I lick the lid.
i will do this anywhere.
it's a waste, not to.
And herin lies the fundamental difference between males and females...
(not really)
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Hell, I am not going to waste the inside of a pudding cup lid. I want every particle of that pudding!
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some people don't? ???
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i would do it even if i was having tea at buckingham palace.
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I often grin maniacally when watching hentai.
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And that's more offensive than licking the lid?
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Hentai is really fucking funny when dubbed. American voice actors always sounds like they are reading paddington bear no matter what the animation is about. And as you can imagine... porn and paddington bear is kind of incongrueous.... except on /b/.
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what's a pudding cup lid? ???
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Do you know what pudding is, dear? ;D :-*
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of course, darling, but i dare say this is some shop-bought affair, in which case, i have no experience of it. hence the need for clarification.
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Aren't you using lids on the home-made puddings?
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And that's more offensive than licking the lid?
I have made no such claim. The for my amusement deliberately twisted thought patterns my mind is focused on that make me grin (and once in a while giggle) maniacally in the first place, I am sure would be found more than a little offensive, though.
Hentai is really fucking funny when dubbed. American voice actors always sounds like they are reading paddington bear no matter what the animation is about. And as you can imagine... porn and paddington bear is kind of incongrueous.... except on /b/.
I never watch it, or any other anime, dubbed; the dubbing amounts to nothing less than sacrilege.
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Aren't you using lids on the home-made puddings?
well, sometimes. but i still don't know what the bought ones are like - help! :(
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Neither do I... I don't like pudding. :laugh:
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Your Loss Odeon. Store bought is for when you don't have time to make the real deal!
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I AM DRUNK NOW! help me maintain!
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I said naughty things on chat room today! :D
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If I'm alone and I'm eating a pudding cup, I lick the lid.
i will do this anywhere.
it's a waste, not to.
agreed. + :P the lid is to be licked.
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i would do it even if i was having tea at buckingham palace.
me too. if i was there i'd burp loudly, too.
but they prolly burp too. they eat cereal out of tupperware.
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Neither do I... I don't like pudding. :laugh:
now that's offensive. :laugh:
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I am eating healthy foods.
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Neither do I... I don't like pudding. :laugh:
now that's offensive. :laugh:
It's messy. :P
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i can eat pudding until i am actually being sick, and then carry on eating. disgusting, i think.
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i like feeling hungry right now but mom's making noodles and how can one resist noodles... meehshahhehhdhhsskks
oh must get wine
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I said naughty things on chat room today! :D
And I had to go to bed when you were just getting warmed up :'(
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Aren't you using lids on the home-made puddings?
well, sometimes. but i still don't know what the bought ones are like - help! :(
Haven't you ever bought yogurt? I suppose its the same principle- would you lick the yogurt off the lid?
Personally I scrap it off the lid with a spoon :laugh:
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there was lots of naughtiness in the chatroom. :laugh:
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I said naughty things on chat room today! :D
And I had to go to bed when you were just getting warmed up :'(
I went to bed soon after...........<sigh> it's rough getting old! :-*
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is it offensive that i thought chat was fairly tame?
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no i thought it was hella tame too
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but the noodles i am eating are hella offensive slimebuckets
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then you should go to Ichiraku Ramen, they got the Best stuff anywahere 8)
(http://www.saiyanisland.com/naruto/media/gifs/naruto122.gif)
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theyw ere ok before but then i went shopping and came back and they were slimy :P
but i'm drinking sherry now with malterers
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I dont remember anything from the chat except that I tried to be as polite and tame as possible.
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I'd have to concede it was a bit tame! But, who's to judge! :police:
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Aren't you using lids on the home-made puddings?
well, sometimes. but i still don't know what the bought ones are like - help! :(
They're yummy.
Which leads me to my next offensive fact: I find 60 calorie sugar free jello pudding cups to be delicious.
And another: I not only have eaten dry Ramen, but I like it. It's yummy. I've eaten it in public, too. MMMMMMMmmmm.
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MMMMMMMMMMM RAMEN
(http://www.naruto-kun.com/gallery/gifs/Others/others07.gif)
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I bought pudding today because of you people.
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I bought pudding today because of you people.
That's not directly offensive; it's more a contribution to the offensiveness of my original post and yet at the same time a tiny boost to my already overinflated ego.
Wow. I must be tired. I'm getting polysyllabic.
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what did i tell you about saying words that are more than six charac.... long
your confus.... my craniu..... grrrrrr
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i'm sleepy
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I am currently writing code in nothing less than the sheer abomination that is the Java language, as a school project so requires.
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i'm sleepy
That *is* offensive. :D
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i'm sleepy
That *is* offensive. :D
no i think u'll find that this is more offensive...
the sheer abomination that is the Java language,
8)
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I don't care enough about Java to consider it offensive. :P
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i eat gophers 8)
watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya :P
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i eat gophers 8)
watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya :P
Good, come up to Maine, I have a whole family of them eating my tomato's! They're plump and ready for the barbecue!
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fuck that i aint moving outta Wales not for anyone.... not even for all the gophers in uhhh......... oh yea maine....
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I love singing out loud to music playing on my headphones or in my car, i'm singing right now as a matter of fact.
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i eat gophers 8)
watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya :P
Good, come up to Maine, I have a whole family of them eating my tomato's! They're plump and ready for the barbecue!
tomatos or gophers? or both?
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fuck that i aint moving outta Wales not for anyone.... not even for all the gophers in uhhh......... oh yea maine....
Oh well, If you change your mind, It'll fill your freezer for life! Who said anything about moving, a week long trip will do the job!
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i eat gophers 8)
watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya :P
Good, come up to Maine, I have a whole family of them eating my tomato's! They're plump and ready for the barbecue!
tomatos or gophers? or both?
Both, flavored with tomato and basil.....the little bastards have been eating them, as well as the parsley. I'd expect the meat would be quite flavorful!
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I'm hungry. ;D
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I'm tired
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I love singing out loud to music playing on my headphones or in my car, i'm singing right now as a matter of fact.
So do I. It drowns out the horrible and mysterious screeching noise my car has been making lately.
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well i play my music loud on the bus so that those dear old ladies dont talk to me or sit near me (unless they're deaf, still trying to come up with an effective strategy 8) )
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I have love handles. :(
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I have love handles. :(
i have a spare tire. :-[
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well i play my music loud on the bus so that those dear old ladies dont talk to me or sit near me (unless they're deaf, still trying to come up with an effective strategy 8) )
Grin maniacally while rubbing your hands, as if you were an RPG-villain plotting for world domination.
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oooooooh or just say random things like:
may an alien shit on your cornflakes
SCHNELL HUND !!!!
what was that Hilda, scones you say?
you look good, but then again i never had any taste...
and...
HEUT IST MEIN TAG!!
(http://www.botproductions.com/blumchen/images/s_heut_ist_mein_tag_big.jpg)
8)
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my anus looks like this *
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my anus looks like this *
Do I want to know how you know that? :orly:
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it's on film
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it's on film
Er ... BRAVE! :arrr:
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my anus looks like this *
I've never seen my anus, but I doubt it's that attractive. :LOL:
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my anus looks like this *
doesnt everybodys? :headbang2:
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I want to slice myself open and paint the walls red with my blood.
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I snore like a piggy. :o
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I snore like a roaring dragon. Or a rhinocerous.
I rubbed my anus raw today. I need to let it heal by using baby wipes on my ass.
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I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Anxiety triggers it and since I have GAD too, it means my bowel gets really irritable. It is not pleasant.
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I have a small bladder. i have to pee what seems like 100 times a day
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Coffee makes me regular. :coffee:
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coffee makes me poop too. :headbang2:
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22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
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Tends to have naughty fantasies involving a blonde and a brunette
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22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
Pea?
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I have a small bladder. i have to pee what seems like 100 times a day
Mine is good for 10-12 hours, especially in summer when I sweat out my liquids. :tard:
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For the past few months I have been thinking about getting some underpads for me to use because I get too lazy to want to use the bathroom and I don't want to get pee on the furniture so I end up holding it and then I have to force myself to go to the bathroom. So if I get underpads, I can just go where I am sitting and not worry about peeing on the couch. I wonder if this a new fetish I am developing?
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For the past few months I have been thinking about getting some underpads for me to use because I get too lazy to want to use the bathroom and I don't want to get pee on the furniture so I end up holding it and then I have to force myself to go to the bathroom. So if I get underpads, I can just go where I am sitting and not worry about peeing on the couch. I wonder if this a new fetish I am developing?
No, you are just incredibly lazy and lack the self awareness to realize that you are nasty as a result.
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For the past few months I have been thinking about getting some underpads for me to use because I get too lazy to want to use the bathroom and I don't want to get pee on the furniture so I end up holding it and then I have to force myself to go to the bathroom. So if I get underpads, I can just go where I am sitting and not worry about peeing on the couch. I wonder if this a new fetish I am developing?
No, you are just incredibly lazy and lack the self awareness to realize that you are nasty as a result.
I am aware some people find that nasty.
I even admitted in my post I am lazy to use the bathroom. As a child I used to just hold it because I was too lazy to go and I had a good bladder fortunately so I never had accidents. I used to masturbate in a full bladder too because it felt good. I even would go to school in a full bladder because I was too lazy to even go in the morning. I can remember kids and teachers asking me "Do you have to go to the bathroom?" and then tell me I should go to the bathroom.
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22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
Pea?
Pea is older.
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22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
Pea?
Pea is older.
Mentally?
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22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
Pea?
Pea is older.
Mentally?
No, just physically.
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22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
Pea?
Who the fuck is Pea?
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Have I done anything to offend you at all? If so, please do tell...
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Who the hell is Pea!?!
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Who the hell is Pea!?!
:lol1:
He was one of the "originals."
... and quite the ROCK STAR, mind you.
OH! He was the one who invited ME here. :yawn:
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pea was a member here.
I pee in the shower
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Do I sound like this person to you?
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Do I sound like this person to you?
I think Pea has red hair, that's all. Another ginger.
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Do I sound like this person to you?
Nah, not really.
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Thank god!!!!
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At a family get together Easter of last year I had to fart. So I went in the kitchen leaving two brothers, a sister in law and 2 nephews and 2 nieces in the dining room. I figured the worst that could happen would be my annoying brother Keith follow me in the kitchen and get nailed and I would blame it on him. That did not happen.
Instead after I farted in the kitchen, and stood there for a minute so I would not transport it into the living room and get blamed for it, I walked into the living room thereby having made a 3/4 circle from my original position. About 10 seconds after I sat down again the fart came out of the kitchen from the direction opposite from where I was sitting. It was most vile indeed. :thumbup:
The first person who noticed it was my cool brother Richard. He immediately blamed my annoying brother Keith. At about that point it nailed my nieces and nephews and my sister in law - all of whom proceeded to blame my brother Richard on the "He Who Named It Is He Who Claimed It" theory and all of whom pulled their shirts up over their noses while exiting the house. At that point I was having great difficulty keeping a straight face and pretending to be in as much olfactory distress as everyone else. :evillaugh:
What made it better was about 4 minutes later when they initially tried to go back to the dining room with the fart lingering like a malevolent entity. >:D :zombiefuck: :viking:
Because I am a nice guy I called my brother a couple of nights later to inform him that I had inadvertently framed him. :angel:
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I wonder why you can generally tolerate the smell of your own farts (save for exceptional circumstances) but anyone else's are a horror.
I know of another saying, "Whoever smelt it dealt it."
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I wonder why you can generally tolerate the smell of your own farts (save for exceptional circumstances) but anyone else's are a horror.
I know of another saying, "Whoever smelt it dealt it."
I'm not sure why. We use that saying to ren.
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I wonder why you can generally tolerate the smell of your own farts (save for exceptional circumstances) but anyone else's are a horror.
I know of another saying, "Whoever smelt it dealt it."
Also: "Whoever denied it supplied it."
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I probably should not reveal this ultimately defensive personal secret, but, you have seen how people find their hands and fingers too dry to flip through papers, pages and such, right?
What do they do?
They lick their fingers, right? Yeah, you have probably seen people do this type of thing in the past. Then when their fingers become too dry once again, completely disregarding what ever kind of filth they may have been flipping through, they LICK THEIR FUCKING FINGERS AGAIN, RIGHT!!!
AND THEN THEY LICK THEIR FINGERS AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!
Continuing to flip through whatever trash infested crap they are trying to flip through, these
unsanitary people, continue licking their fingers and continue flipping, right?
Well, as disgusting as it may seem, I do NOT use my tongue as a neverending moisture source; I use my nose.
Yup, instead of continually licking my fingers, re-ingesting all manner of mysterious poison when I am flipping through some unknown crapshite, I use my nose as a moisture source.
:asthing:
I just do not want to lick my thumbs after touching mounds of unknown crapshite. I may be outside natural law, but I feel that my nose is more closely relateed to an exit, while I feel that my tongue resembles more an entrance.
You will not find me licking my fingers while flipping pages, but rather wiping at the moisture from my nose to keep my fingers working as flippers.
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I am prone to bouts of incessant pendantry mixed and arrogance.
But we all know that :P
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I'm still coughing up nasty mucus from my cold but at least I can smell again.
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I am an obeast. :( AWROOOOOOOOOOO!
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I get so angry when i get out bid by someone on ebay i really want to kill them. It has just happened and i spent about ten mins trying to find out who they were from their username - just so i could do something horrible to them. I have conjoured up using my metal highlighter tool (the one you pull your hair through the cap with) with the little hook on the end and shoving it right up their snotter and pulling bits of brain out their nose. Then jabbing each eyeball before moving down to the neck.
Shouting at them "you won't fucking need it now will you? bastard? don't ever ever ever out bid me again"
:loup:
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I get so angry when i get out bid by someone on ebay i really want to kill them. It has just happened and i spent about ten mins trying to find out who they were from their username - just so i could do something horrible to them. I have conjoured up using my metal highlighter tool (the one you pull your hair through the cap with) with the little hook on the end and shoving it right up their snotter and pulling bits of brain out their nose. Then jabbing each eyeball before moving down to the neck.
Shouting at them "you won't fucking need it now will you? bastard? don't ever ever ever out bid me again"
:loup:
that would be a good one for the Ways to kill someone thread
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I get so angry when i get out bid by someone on ebay i really want to kill them. It has just happened and i spent about ten mins trying to find out who they were from their username - just so i could do something horrible to them. I have conjoured up using my metal highlighter tool (the one you pull your hair through the cap with) with the little hook on the end and shoving it right up their snotter and pulling bits of brain out their nose. Then jabbing each eyeball before moving down to the neck.
Shouting at them "you won't fucking need it now will you? bastard? don't ever ever ever out bid me again"
:loup:
What were you bidding on?
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an electric quad bike
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170846260737?ssPageName=STRK:MEDWX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1435.l2649 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170846260737?ssPageName=STRK:MEDWX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1435.l2649)
:'(
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an electric quad bike
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170846260737?ssPageName=STRK:MEDWX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1435.l2649 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170846260737?ssPageName=STRK:MEDWX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1435.l2649)
:'(
Sorry you didn't get it. It looks like there was a lot of bidding right at the very end of the auction.
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yeah it was on £25 for ages, my highest bid was £49 :'(
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I think I just posted a sob story on Facebook and now it's being interpreted as me asking for help. It was supposed to be a rant.
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My heel is embedded in my anus.
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I'm trying to visualise that, but... :-\
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Maybe I should take a picture.
:zoinks:
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Indeed.
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I just took a shit. :poop:
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I'm a horrible human being :2thumbsup:
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I'm a horrible human being :2thumbsup:
We know; you're a spastic. :zoinks:
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I'm a horrible human being :2thumbsup:
We know; you're a spastic. :zoinks:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wtw69VG8jVw/TiyaA87uwVI/AAAAAAAAAXY/hMXJo6fSZN4/s1600/judgemental+man.jpg)
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It would be offensive if you didn't. :P
:scrap:
Well...then this is the right place not to.
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I'm a horrible human being :2thumbsup:
We know; you're a spastic. :zoinks:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wtw69VG8jVw/TiyaA87uwVI/AAAAAAAAAXY/hMXJo6fSZN4/s1600/judgemental+man.jpg)
Is it because you're Irish? :zoinks:
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I'm a horrible human being :2thumbsup:
We know; you're a spastic. :zoinks:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wtw69VG8jVw/TiyaA87uwVI/AAAAAAAAAXY/hMXJo6fSZN4/s1600/judgemental+man.jpg)
Is it because you're Irish? :zoinks:
I'm not even sure what Nationality I am anymore :GA:
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
:2thumbsup:
You can be Canadian. :orly:
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I've deflowered a lot of naive hot virgins lol
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
Become an Orangeman?
Fuck that. :M
I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
Become an Orangeman?
Fuck that. :M
I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni
Then become a Republican. :zoinks: Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. :GA:
If that's a nationality, what's your territory? :orly:
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
(http://robertgraham.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/anarchist-flag.png)
:headbang2: :viking: :arrr: :headbang2:
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
(http://robertgraham.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/anarchist-flag.png)
:headbang2: :viking: :arrr: :headbang2:
It's a national holiday in Northern Ireland though. It happens every year.
It's not meant to be a national holiday, but all the shops close and no public transport is running so that automatically makes the 12th of July (and days leading up to it as well as after it) all bank holidays
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I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib
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^The sort that make even you exit the room? :D
I looked at the cat's (Liam) butthole yesterday. Just as well I did because I saw a worm. He will be getting wormed in the coming week, that's for sure.
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
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I like my women just like my Scotch...
... 12 years old and mixed up with Coke!!! :trollface:
Warm wet and great tasting?
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
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I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib
Too much garlic in the preparation, maybe? :orly:
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
Become an Orangeman?
Fuck that. :M
I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni
Then become a Republican. :zoinks: Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. :GA:
If that's a nationality, what's your territory? :orly:
:facepalm2:
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
There are condoms everywhere :GA:
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
There are condoms everywhere :GA:
Are they all broken? :GA:
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
There are condoms everywhere :GA:
As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:
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the OP is a coward for not posting a fact there for neither shall I :2thumbsup:
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
There are condoms everywhere :GA:
As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:
Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. :P
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I wore a Mickey Mouse shirt as a child. I still have nightmares about it. :M
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I wore a Mickey Mouse shirt as a child. I still have nightmares about it. :M
That is hard man.
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
There are condoms everywhere :GA:
As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:
Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. :P
American sex education at its finest. :tard:
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I'm only alive because a condom broke :zoinks:
There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
There are condoms everywhere :GA:
As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:
Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. :P
American sex education at its finest. :tard:
Contraceptives by Levi Strauss. :orly:
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I have a phlegm problem, especially during the winter. :-[
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I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.
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I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.
Just wait until the Zombie Apocolypse. You'll find out then.
(Damn Spell Check won't work and I know Apocolypse is spelled wrong. Adam.)
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I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal,_Ready-to-Eat
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I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.
Just wait until the Zombie Apocolypse. You'll find out then.
(Damn Spell Check won't work and I know Apocolypse is spelled wrong. Adam.)
Apocalypse.
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Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
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I find a lot of the stuff faye kane posts on her blog pretty hawt. And I'd SO do her rotten.
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Sometimes picking my nose is very satisfying. There. I said it.
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I will wear long pants on a hot day to avoid shaving my legs.
Yep. I do this too.
Also: Sometimes my poos won't flush down. I don't know if it's because I do really big shits, or it's because the toilet is weak. :zoinks:
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(sh)it happens, ren. Some concentrated sulfuric acid down the bog, carefully, generally does the trick however. Because am I hell sticking my hand down there to shove a turd down the sewer. Sorry. Not going to happen.
Does it count as an offensive fact if when drinking beer, one bottle equals one long, satisfying gulp, almost always culminating in a ridiculously loud, resounding, and immensely satisfying belch at the end? my beer burps, especially when its a pint in one go followed by one or more seconds, tend to be real window-rattlers:P
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What I do is dump a whole lot of toilet paper on top then mash it with the toilet brush. Worked every time so far. I don't have concentrated sulfuric acid!
I wonder what you would be like in a competitive with my sister. She has totally stunned me with her burps. :D
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Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
i would say they'd all go moldy but that would not be true. i have tested some long term storage items and the real issue is taste. though with hunger seasoning it should be alright.
have you assembled your bug out kit? we tested ours with mixed results. the most fun was learning how to use the fire making things.
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i collect discarded medical equipment.
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You should be able to get conc. H2SO4 in shitty (pun intended) grade as drain unblocker for those really stubborn clogs)
Wear gloves and goggles, add acid slowly as concentrated sulfuric (that stuff is usually 96-98%) HEATS UP BIG TIME when it contacts water. Always add the acid to water, not the other way round and slowly or it will hiss, spit and spatter acid droplets everywhere, which you really don't want on you, or breathing in. Just pour in a steady stream down the side of the bog bowl, and then leave it for some time. Problem solved, almost certainly)
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Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
i would say they'd all go moldy but that would not be true. i have tested some long term storage items and the real issue is taste. though with hunger seasoning it should be alright.
have you assembled your bug out kit? we tested ours with mixed results. the most fun was learning how to use the fire making things.
A lot of freeze dried foods packed sealed in mylar with oxygen absorbers are touted to have a shelf life of 25-30 years. Some manufacturers claim they're good for longer, but at the expense of color and flavor so they wont extend beyond that. Would assume taste wouldn't be much of an issue with staple foods. If ever being interested enough to begin buying, it would be those sorts of things, staples quickly prepared, freeze dried rice, quick oats, instant beans, plain fruits and vegetables, sugar, salt, honey, those sorts of things. Some of the freeze dried prepared meal foods have good reviews but it seems the best reviewed ones are also the most expensive. Haven't tried any though. Also haven't made bug out kits. Live in an area where some level of disaster preparedness is a given, so hasn't seemed important to prepare in advance for something that could quickly be done in a few minutes if needed; throw stuff in a bag that's already here. Still a good idea though. Probably should do it. Food and water for three days doesn't really require fire, so probably wouldn't go that route.
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Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
i would say they'd all go moldy but that would not be true. i have tested some long term storage items and the real issue is taste. though with hunger seasoning it should be alright.
have you assembled your bug out kit? we tested ours with mixed results. the most fun was learning how to use the fire making things.
A lot of freeze dried foods packed sealed in mylar with oxygen absorbers are touted to have a shelf life of 25-30 years. Some manufacturers claim they're good for longer, but at the expense of color and flavor so they wont extend beyond that. Would assume taste wouldn't be much of an issue with staple foods. If ever being interested enough to begin buying, it would be those sorts of things, staples quickly prepared, freeze dried rice, quick oats, instant beans, plain fruits and vegetables, sugar, salt, honey, those sorts of things. Some of the freeze dried prepared meal foods have good reviews but it seems the best reviewed ones are also the most expensive. Haven't tried any though. Also haven't made bug out kits. Live in an area where some level of disaster preparedness is a given, so hasn't seemed important to prepare in advance for something that could quickly be done in a few minutes if needed; throw stuff in a bag that's already here. Still a good idea though. Probably should do it. Food and water for three days doesn't really require fire, so probably wouldn't go that route.
do you know how much water for 3 days weighs?
we were missing inhalers but have since solved that issue. we still might bug in if things happened while i was sick. wouldn't be looking forward to a cold weather bug out anyway; that's when i seem to get sick.
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Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
i would say they'd all go moldy but that would not be true. i have tested some long term storage items and the real issue is taste. though with hunger seasoning it should be alright.
have you assembled your bug out kit? we tested ours with mixed results. the most fun was learning how to use the fire making things.
A lot of freeze dried foods packed sealed in mylar with oxygen absorbers are touted to have a shelf life of 25-30 years. Some manufacturers claim they're good for longer, but at the expense of color and flavor so they wont extend beyond that. Would assume taste wouldn't be much of an issue with staple foods. If ever being interested enough to begin buying, it would be those sorts of things, staples quickly prepared, freeze dried rice, quick oats, instant beans, plain fruits and vegetables, sugar, salt, honey, those sorts of things. Some of the freeze dried prepared meal foods have good reviews but it seems the best reviewed ones are also the most expensive. Haven't tried any though. Also haven't made bug out kits. Live in an area where some level of disaster preparedness is a given, so hasn't seemed important to prepare in advance for something that could quickly be done in a few minutes if needed; throw stuff in a bag that's already here. Still a good idea though. Probably should do it. Food and water for three days doesn't really require fire, so probably wouldn't go that route.
do you know how much water for 3 days weighs?
we were missing inhalers but have since solved that issue. we still might bug in if things happened while i was sick. wouldn't be looking forward to a cold weather bug out anyway; that's when i seem to get sick.
Yes on the water. Though do think the recommended gallon per day is overkill, three gallons of water wouldn't leave room for much else in a backpack, and a three day bug out bag is intended for leaving on foot. 6-8 water bottles and a filter bottle would be acceptable and less than 10lbs. Bugging in for a couple months is always a viable option here, except for water. Definitely should get more water.
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Definitely should get more water.
I could start buying a pack of bottled water every time I buy a jumbo pack of toilet paper. :zoinks:
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Not a bad idea.
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Yes on the water. Though do think the recommended gallon per day is overkill, three gallons of water wouldn't leave room for much else in a backpack, and a three day bug out bag is intended for leaving on foot.
Depends on the climate and the amount of physical activity though... when we put the bags together we were in a subtropical climate, and I used to go through a ton of water when I was working out in the heat outdoors.
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Yes on the water. Though do think the recommended gallon per day is overkill, three gallons of water wouldn't leave room for much else in a backpack, and a three day bug out bag is intended for leaving on foot.
Depends on the climate and the amount of physical activity though... when we put the bags together we were in a subtropical climate, and I used to go through a ton of water when I was working out in the heat outdoors.
How much water did you pack?
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Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
i would say they'd all go moldy but that would not be true. i have tested some long term storage items and the real issue is taste. though with hunger seasoning it should be alright.
have you assembled your bug out kit? we tested ours with mixed results. the most fun was learning how to use the fire making things.
A lot of freeze dried foods packed sealed in mylar with oxygen absorbers are touted to have a shelf life of 25-30 years. Some manufacturers claim they're good for longer, but at the expense of color and flavor so they wont extend beyond that. Would assume taste wouldn't be much of an issue with staple foods. If ever being interested enough to begin buying, it would be those sorts of things, staples quickly prepared, freeze dried rice, quick oats, instant beans, plain fruits and vegetables, sugar, salt, honey, those sorts of things. Some of the freeze dried prepared meal foods have good reviews but it seems the best reviewed ones are also the most expensive. Haven't tried any though. Also haven't made bug out kits. Live in an area where some level of disaster preparedness is a given, so hasn't seemed important to prepare in advance for something that could quickly be done in a few minutes if needed; throw stuff in a bag that's already here. Still a good idea though. Probably should do it. Food and water for three days doesn't really require fire, so probably wouldn't go that route.
Pasta is another staple food that lasts for decades if stored correctly, but it takes a long time to cook. Did you know pasta can be pre-soaked in cold water for a couple of hours to bring it back to a fresh pasta state, and then it only takes a minute or two in boiling water to cook? Never heard of that; going to have to try it.
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Definitely should get more water.
I could start buying a pack of bottled water every time I buy a jumbo pack of toilet paper. :zoinks:
I'm going to work on a dehydrated water pill. Just add water... Oh, wait. Darn.
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I clean up after other people at a retail store... the worst thing I had to dispose of was a giant food baby in the women's bathroom toilet stall.
I used to confess over the internet that I had crushes on girls I went to school with... yet after awhile, I realized how creepy it was. -_- (Believe me I learned my lesson).
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot. :viking:
(http://robertgraham.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/anarchist-flag.png)
:headbang2: :viking: :arrr: :headbang2:
I was still naïve about how the SJW's had taken over this movement.
The SJW's had even taken over an Anarcho-Capitalist page on FB.
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I look at my own poo after I have a dump, German-style.
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I look at my own poo after I have a dump, German-style.
It's disturbing to walk up to a toilet that isn't thoroughly flushed. Don't want to be that person, so habitually watch to make sure everything goes away, which means looking at whatever I've done. :laugh:
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Speaking of checking out poop:
My youngest brother has been known to produce huge logs that are simply too big and too hard to flush.
One that he left at our house was legendary, our daughter had a great time telling people how it was as big as a wine bottle.
Our son seems to have picked up this unfortunate talent. He produced one when we were staying in a cabin beside the Snowy River in the middle of winter once, and it refused to be flushed for about 2 days. We even named it and told stories about its adventures (there was no TV or internet, we were bored okay).
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You could have a solid metal casing pill QV, filled with highly pressurized oxygen and H2. An insulated lead through a small hole, with a wire passed through.The metal casing serves as one electrode, the wire as the other, connected to a car battery and starter coil, or even just car battery and a one-pole switch. The electrode running through the center connected to one terminal, the casing to the other, acting as a sparkgap.
This would explode, creating water. So technically, one COULD have a dehydrated water pill. It'd be explosive,and not hugely stable, but that design would work It wouldn't have any water in it, but a ratio of 1O2/2H2 would form the stoichiometric quantity of H2O upon initiation of the detonation via the inbuilt sparkgap.
There, dehydrated water pill.
Ever filled a balloon with a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen? with enough of a proportion of H2 to allow it to float upwards in air like a balloon full of helium or pure hydrogen (pure H2 can also be used, but a mixture of pure O2 and pure H2 will give a better result)
Tie on a string, soaked in a slowish-burning fuel, a very very long string to allow it to float up into the air a good way, with the end lit on fire, allowing the flame to climb upwards towards the balloon, and it'll go off with a quite surprisingly loud bang, as the detonation velocity of a H2/O2 mixture is pretty high, and the speed of sound propagating through hydrogen gas is remarkably rapid (to safely, totally safely demonstrate just how fast sound propagates in ignited hydrogen, make a solution of caustic soda, and add some tightly scrunched balls of aluminium foil, or a chunk of aluminium metal. Al, being amphoteric, reacts with both acid and base, to release hydrogen (although in the case of acids, it has to be depassivated, aluminium metal is actually very reactive, but it doesn't corrode in air, because on exposure to oxygen, it oxidizes so rapidly, that if one scratches a block of aluminium with a sharp implement, breaking through the Al2O3 layer, it reforms so fast that it reforms the Al2O3 layer as fast as it is disrupted.
And depassivation is required for reaction with most acids, once it has been deprived of the layer of oxide on the surface (which is incredibly thin, nanometers to a few micrometers at most) even dilute (say, 25%) acetic acid or dilute hydrochloric will react rapidly, with hydrogen evolution.
Base on the other hand, needs no such treatment of the Al. caustic soda solution with a piece of aluminium in it will rapidly attack the metal and form sodium aluminate and hydrogen gas. This can be captured to fill balloons to light, either with a long fuse, or lit with a flaming bit of paper on a stick, giving a loud bang.
To see for yourself the great speed of sound propagating through hydrogen, use the caustic/aluminium reaction to make some H2, hold a test tube upside down over the reaction until it is full of hydrogen gas (H2 is the lightest element of all, and is far, FAR less dense than air, so the test tube must be held upside down or the hydrogen would simply float away and out of our planet's atmosphere)
Once full, hold a lit wooden splint to the end of the upside down test tube and listen. It's a classic test for hydrogen, perfectly safe, it's only a small amount in an open-ended inverted test tube. It'll explode, with enough force to put out the flame on the wooden splint, with a characteristic, high-pitched squeaky whooshing pop.
Offensive fact-I REALLY needed a slash, and didn't want to wait to get to the bog, so I turned the tap on to wash it away and pissed in the bathroom sink.
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Our son seems to have picked up this unfortunate talent. He produced one when we were staying in a cabin beside the Snowy River in the middle of winter once, and it refused to be flushed for about 2 days. We even named it and told stories about its adventures (there was no TV or internet, we were bored okay).
There seem so many better options to just leaving it as a centerpiece.
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Our son seems to have picked up this unfortunate talent. He produced one when we were staying in a cabin beside the Snowy River in the middle of winter once, and it refused to be flushed for about 2 days. We even named it and told stories about its adventures (there was no TV or internet, we were bored okay).
There seem so many better options to just leaving it as a centerpiece.
Well seeing as nobody volunteered to reach in there and fish that monster out, or beat it to death with a long stick, we just had to wait for gradual erosion to make it small enough to flush.
The scary part was that after I told adventure stories about it and gave it a name, my son started talking to it. I worry about that boy sometimes. Then again, I'm the one who gave it a name and a backstory in the first place.
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A couple of months ago I did an unflushable poo and like you said, MOSW, it took a couple of days to flush down without trying to get rid of it.
The thing is, Kayleigh was at a friend's place during those days so it was fine. But when I do an unflushable poo when she's at home, she gets all offended and refuses to use the toilet until I make my poo go away. So I have to flush multiple times and try to break up the poo with the brush. I hate doing this. I'd much rather wait until it goes away in its own time.
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The cub is the size of a two year old and still manages to produce the occasional unflushable poo.
I think I need a new toilet.
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Sometimes dumping a big bucket of water straight on top of the unflushable poo, all in one go, has the desired effect of moving it along.
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I didn't know that, sounds worth a try.
Pyraxis, if your cub's poos float they could be harder to flush down.
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A couple of months ago I did an unflushable poo and like you said, MOSW, it took a couple of days to flush down without trying to get rid of it.
The thing is, Kayleigh was at a friend's place during those days so it was fine. But when I do an unflushable poo when she's at home, she gets all offended and refuses to use the toilet until I make my poo go away. So I have to flush multiple times and try to break up the poo with the brush. I hate doing this. I'd much rather wait until it goes away in its own time.
If I lived with someone who throws trash on the floor, I'd leave them all my unflushed poos. :zoinks:
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^This I shall do, good point. She can go to the public toilets down the road.
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:lol1:
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I've been doing fairly sloppy poos as of late, so cleaning up afterwards is fairly straightforward. Also have been quite gassy as of late, doing really loud and forceful farts all the time. My bad diet isn't helping here.
Me and Emma were cuddling in bed recently, felt a pain in my stomach and I had to let one rip. Sounded like a chainsaw in thick porridge, bellowing through a sewage drain pipe. Horrific smell too, absolutely chemical - enough to make Lestat proud, as there was probably a couple of brand new gases in there that were never discovered before and need to be put on the periodic table.
She kicked me out of the room, but all is fine now. :lol1: