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Title: "because he's FUCKING sexy", is why.
Post by: Lucifer on April 03, 2006, 04:19:15 PM
Vivi here.

and the thread title is the answer to the question "why Lucifer?"  well, he's sexy when i wrote him.  and in "The Vintner's Luck" (elizabeth knox).

so, i'm here; never know what to say in intro's; you know me anyway; looking forward to,etc., etc.

oh, and i have a controversial thread to start with, but might need to post it tomorrow, as it's nearly bed (i.e. sleep - more's the pity) time for me.
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Post by: eamonn on April 03, 2006, 05:11:45 PM
Lucifer was my username in Ante's forum and a couple of other forums. You obviously have a crush on me. ;)
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Post by: Lucifer on April 03, 2006, 05:13:43 PM
does this crush involve rocks?   8)
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Post by: eamonn on April 03, 2006, 05:16:12 PM
It just smite.
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Post by: Lucifer on April 03, 2006, 05:17:13 PM
lol.  predictable, but still amusing.

 :-*
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Post by: shima on April 03, 2006, 06:01:49 PM
Hi lucifer! :D Just yesterday I was asking that someone register as Satan.  Cool 8).
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Post by: Lucifer on April 03, 2006, 06:06:13 PM
ooooooooooooh!  psychic powers...  ;)
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Post by: McGiver on April 04, 2006, 04:33:50 AM
as promised: women.
are you interrested?

i am having trouble with mel.

controversial thread to start.  revenge is best served cold.  shouldn't it wait?
yes, feeling insecure.  looooooong night at work.  whats up wit dat?
tired. you can tell.
rambling.
not much left.
welcome.  are we a guilty pleasure of yours?
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 05:15:32 AM
ta, mcj.   8)

nah, not revenge (which would be pointless, anyway), but something which - i think - stands up for blokes.

have to go out, soon, but will try and get my act together to post it later today.  and i'll have a look at the "as promised" thread you mention.  as for trouble with mel - i should fucking well hope so, lol.

and not a guilty pleasure, either.  not sure i have any of them - never quite got out of the teenage habit of shocking people... ;)
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Post by: McGiver on April 04, 2006, 05:17:38 AM
me niether
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 09:08:23 AM
PMSL!!!

just noticed my new (unsolicited) title.

eamonn, that's hilarious - and i don't care what they say about you.   ;D
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Post by: eamonn on April 04, 2006, 09:12:28 AM
What do they say about me?  ??? :( :-\
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Post by: McGiver on April 04, 2006, 09:12:54 AM
me.

i thought that...

didn't you read the originating post in that thread.

look at diva, a two bit whore.

not sure if thats what they wanted but...

you may change your mind and it will be done.
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 09:14:34 AM
oh, noooooooooooo!

does that mean i have to think of a title?

shit - that requires thinking, and i haven't eaten yet today.  pah.
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Post by: eamonn on April 04, 2006, 09:20:25 AM
I thought it as well but cant be arsed looking through an oversized board to go through with it. I never realised it was a genuine question. I dont wear pants, i wear boxer shorts (not out of k-mart) but i do look hot in them.
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Post by: McGiver on April 04, 2006, 09:22:39 AM
Quote
does that mean i have to think of a title?

shit - that requires thinking, and i haven't eaten yet today.  pah.

how 'bout;
eat shit.  pah.
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 09:24:42 AM
erm... i can think of better things to eat.  my own eyeballs would do it.

eamonn - the pants reference is from Blackadder III - it's Flashheart.

as for the "what they're saying about you" thing, it's a (very) old joke.

i think i'll shut up and go and eat my eyeballs.
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Post by: eamonn on April 04, 2006, 09:28:51 AM
I recognised the things they say about you joke, i was joking too.

I havent seen blackadder for years so i wouldnt remember most shows never mind quotes. Il need to get the dvd's, ace show.
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 09:31:17 AM
oh gods - i can recite the whole thing from memory, more or less - how sad is that?

(well, i did used to be an actor, so i'm good at remembering lines).

i can do that with "the day today" (chris morris) as well - get that out while you're in the dvd shop, and we can quote bits from it, and form a clique and really fuck everyone else off.

sound like a plan?

lol.
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Post by: eamonn on April 04, 2006, 09:38:31 AM
Oooh, you maughty girl you, raaarl. Do i make you horny baby? Shit that's right everyone has seen and quotes Austin Powers. Maybe il keep an eye out for the day today then, is that the news comedy? I think i seen them when they were showing.
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 12:10:38 PM
can't even bear the idea of watching austin powers, so never seen it.  i'm afraid your bon mots (the austin powers ones, anyway) will, therefore, be lost on me.

yeah, that's "the day today" - fucking hilarious.  was what chris morris did before he did "brass eye", and the infamous paedophilia skit.  the man is a genius.  who can forget a drug called "joss askland's spunky backpack"?
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Post by: duncvis on April 04, 2006, 03:40:16 PM
I did until now... still can't remember much of the sketch though.
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Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 03:47:32 PM
is the brass eye programme about Cake - the new drug.

all those famous people and MPs being duped magnificently.  stupendous...
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Post by: El on April 04, 2006, 04:38:09 PM
PMSL!!!

Yes?

By the way I know your ttle is accidental but it's still actually a good title.
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Post by: RobertN on April 13, 2006, 11:47:10 AM
Hiya Vivi - its Robert here!!? ;)

I've got some news you may like. I'm moving down to your area in 18 months time, so I'll be able to pop in for a few sessions!!!? ;D
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Post by: BIG EAMONN! on April 13, 2006, 11:49:54 AM
This is just a general reminder to let everyone here know that stalking and harrassment are now illegal offences in most western countries.
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 13, 2006, 12:10:43 PM
This is just a general reminder to let everyone here know that stalking and harrassment are now illegal offences in most western countries.

PMSL- have some karma for that one
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Post by: Lucifer on April 14, 2006, 12:47:16 AM
Hiya Vivi - its Robert here!!  ;)

I've got some news you may like. I'm moving down to your area in 18 months time, so I'll be able to pop in for a few sessions!!!  ;D

oh, that's nice, robert.  i presume you're talking about a few sessions on politics?  that would be useful - i'll se what i can dredge up in the way of references for the background to basic political issues for you.

hate to say it, but i was planning on moving next year.  and no, this isn't a recent thought - i started planning it about 3 years ago...

eamonn - i grinned.  well, showed my teeth, anyway.
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Post by: peegai on April 17, 2006, 01:15:20 PM
Hiya Vivi - its Robert here!!  ;)

I've got some news you may like. I'm moving down to your area in 18 months time, so I'll be able to pop in for a few sessions!!!  ;D

Why would you wanna move into a shithole like Bristhole? As for Bath, it's filled with pompous wankers.
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Post by: duncvis on April 17, 2006, 02:28:10 PM
As for Bath, it's filled with pompous wankers.

Sounds like Harrogate. Stuck up twats capital of the North.  :P
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Post by: Lucifer on April 17, 2006, 02:35:44 PM
true, to a degree.  but they're easily avoidable.

i probably know more people (well, ones i actually would want to spend any time with) in bath than where i live.  there's thriving and shit hot "alternative"/counter culture/muso "scene" there, of which i am a part, if i can ever be arsed dragging myself over there.  (unfortunately, this involves going Beyond The Front Door, shudder).  and one of my best friends (another adopted brother - muso, natch) organises the fringe festival, which is handy.

i'd move there like a shot, if i could afford to.
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Post by: peegai on April 18, 2006, 11:02:02 AM
true, to a degree.  but they're easily avoidable.

i probably know more people (well, ones i actually would want to spend any time with) in bath than where i live.  there's thriving and shit hot "alternative"/counter culture/muso "scene" there, of which i am a part, if i can ever be arsed dragging myself over there.  (unfortunately, this involves going Beyond The Front Door, shudder).  and one of my best friends (another adopted brother - muso, natch) organises the fringe festival, which is handy.

i'd move there like a shot, if i could afford to.

A "muso" is someone who's obsessed with listening to and creating music, right? Like Beethoven, The Beatles, etc?
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Post by: Lucifer on April 18, 2006, 12:02:29 PM
well, i wouldn't compare myself to either of those examples, exactly.  but someone who is very, very "into" music, yes - generally including performance and having quite an extensive knowledge of and interest in same.
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Post by: peegai on April 18, 2006, 12:06:19 PM
well, i wouldn't compare myself to either of those examples, exactly.  but someone who is very, very "into" music, yes - generally including performance and having quite an extensive knowledge of and interest in same.

Well, I don't mind getting into music, as long as it's not pop, hip-hop or rap.
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Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2006, 01:07:55 PM
1500th post.  do i get a lolly, or something?

 :angel:   >:D
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Post by: peegai on July 25, 2006, 01:13:27 PM
1500th post.  do i get a lolly, or something?

 :angel:   >:D

No, but you get to go on an imaginary date with God (1666 for Lucifer).
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Post by: Lucifer on July 25, 2006, 01:33:04 PM
oh.  does god dish out lollies, then?
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Post by: peegai on July 25, 2006, 02:15:14 PM
oh.  does god dish out lollies, then?

I hear that he/he/it dishes out the godliest orgasms ever.
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Post by: Callaway on July 25, 2006, 02:52:10 PM
1500th post.  do i get a lolly, or something?

 :angel:   >:D

(http://www3.gettysburg.edu/~dborock/courses/graphics/CLIPART/FOOD/MISC/LOLLYPOP.GIF)
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Post by: Lucifer on July 26, 2006, 12:46:44 AM
wahey!  ta, callaway - this is getting to be a habit.  ;)

now then, where's the little cow with the bow, this time, eh?  i'm huuuuuuuungryyyyyyyyy...   >:D
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Post by: Callaway on July 26, 2006, 12:52:33 AM
I thought I would find a different one for you this time, but if you are having strange cravings already, here's the little lollypop girl:

(http://www.designaspen.com/secret/disney2/images/6_lollypop.jpg)
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Post by: McGiver on July 26, 2006, 12:55:50 AM
i would like to see a picture of her teeth once she is done with that thing
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Post by: Lucifer on July 26, 2006, 12:57:47 AM
what teeth?  :D

callaway, i love you.  and now...

"liiiiiiiiittle girrrrrrrrrrl...  come here, liiiiiiittle girrrrrrl.  have you seen my lovely gingerbread house?"

(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0136.gif)
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Post by: Callaway on July 26, 2006, 12:58:34 AM
The little girl's teeth or Lucifer's?  >:D
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Post by: Lucifer on July 26, 2006, 01:00:54 AM
it'd have to be her teeth - i wouldn't eat that bloody monstrosity unless you paid me an awful lot of money.
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Post by: McGiver on July 26, 2006, 11:32:59 AM
the little girls.

i bet after she's done with that thing, she's only good for eating gummy bears.
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Post by: Lucifer on July 26, 2006, 12:42:00 PM
there is a comment to be made, there, but i'm laughing too much to make it...   >:D
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 02:06:46 PM
Spambots love this thread  :orly:  This is like the fifth time I've seen one browse it.

I miss Lucifer.
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Post by: Adam on October 17, 2009, 02:09:28 PM
yeah i've seen guests viewing this thread twice today

i assumed it was pmselle talking about why she loves my posts so much
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Post by: Adam on October 17, 2009, 02:39:53 PM
they're viewing it again :tinfoil:
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
And again  :zombiefuck:
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
And again again :aff:
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Post by: Adam on October 17, 2009, 04:10:33 PM
and again
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Post by: odeon on October 17, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
???

Couldn't see a spambot trying to read this thread, so it's a bit weird.
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Post by: Callaway on October 17, 2009, 04:15:13 PM
I just checked and it's Google reading this thread.
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Post by: Adam on October 17, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
weird. it's there again
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Post by: odeon on October 17, 2009, 04:24:56 PM
Something's gone wrong with the bot. They do get stuck from time to time while indexing a site.
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 04:51:17 PM
Spazzy bot is here again
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Post by: Adam on October 17, 2009, 05:09:13 PM
yeah i think this bot is an asspie

let's call it derek
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
Okay!

Although personally I think Gustav suits him more
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 05:36:09 PM
 :zombiefuck:
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Post by: Adam on October 17, 2009, 07:12:45 PM
hahaha still here  :laugh:

also theres a guest viewing the caught snooping thread lol
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Post by: Blasted on October 17, 2009, 07:48:53 PM
He hasn't disappeared yet  :ninja:
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Post by: odeon on October 18, 2009, 04:45:31 AM
Maybe Google thinks it's a thread that should be reactivated.
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Post by: Blasted on October 18, 2009, 06:28:28 AM
Maybe the bot thinks the thread is about him  :-\
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Post by: Adam on October 18, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
still there
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Post by: Adam on October 18, 2009, 07:03:25 AM
lol nevermind thats sir les
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Post by: El on October 18, 2009, 07:29:02 AM
Did derek-gustav go away yet?
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Post by: Blasted on October 18, 2009, 07:30:57 AM
He did :(  Just when we were becoming friendly and all  :thumbdn:
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Post by: odeon on October 18, 2009, 10:35:58 AM
I think he's got intimacy issues.
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Post by: El on October 19, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
I think he's got intimacy issues.
Let's oficially invite him.  He'll fit in.
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Post by: odeon on October 20, 2009, 12:40:27 AM
I think he's got intimacy issues.
Let's oficially invite him.  He'll fit in.

He invited himself in. Well, unless you aren't telling us everything.
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Post by: Adam on October 20, 2009, 11:11:48 AM
i'm starving and i need to pee
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Post by: 'andersom' on October 20, 2009, 01:32:51 PM
My advice is to address the latter thing first.  :P
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Post by: Adam on October 20, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
addressed and addressed :P
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Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 04, 2016, 10:35:08 AM
Did derek-gustav go away yet?

Was that Buttcoffee??