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Title: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gluey on March 06, 2010, 11:30:46 PM
 :spitscreen:

HAHAGHAAGAGA! am I going to hell or what?

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=10922
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gluey on March 06, 2010, 11:39:09 PM
Retards.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798&paged=4
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gluey on March 07, 2010, 12:16:32 AM
Right next to the bananas! Hhahahhaha!

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1023.jpg)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Phlexor on March 07, 2010, 04:25:59 AM
Fuck, where have you been? But yeah, good place for a laugh or at least a WTF.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: TheoK on March 07, 2010, 04:54:16 AM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Callaway on March 07, 2010, 10:44:54 AM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:

I'm pretty sure that the Walmart here sells ammo.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: TheoK on March 07, 2010, 11:07:04 AM
BRAVE!

That coward Michael Moore made some mall stop selling ammo, though.

In Sweden we can only buy pellet gun ammo at the mall.  ::)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Osensitive1 on March 07, 2010, 01:03:12 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:
Price depends on location. In smaller towns without much competition, Wal-Mart offers much better deals which drive the other small local business owners into the ground. In heavily populated areas where you can also find near by other stores like Target, K-Mart, Costco, and smaller corporate brand stores which specifically sell shoes, clothes, office supplies, or housewares, etc... the prices aren't that different.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Parts on March 07, 2010, 02:10:23 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:

I'm pretty sure that the Walmart here sells ammo.

Some don't some do.  Hunting season they have shotgun rounds here and I think 22 cal
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: McGiver on March 07, 2010, 10:21:57 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.
at what price?

they don't give their employees livable wages so they feed off the government dole....which my tax dollars pay for.

they also teach their employees how to get free medical from the state....also, my tax dollars.


it cost more in the long run to shop at walmart than a place that gives their employees livable wages and copay medical benefits.


don't get me started on how they have forced manufacturers to take jobs to countries where slave labour is acceptable just to meettheir  demand to keep prices low.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: TheoK on March 08, 2010, 02:16:18 AM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.
at what price?

they don't give their employees livable wages so they feed off the government dole....which my tax dollars pay for.

they also teach their employees how to get free medical from the state....also, my tax dollars.


it cost more in the long run to shop at walmart than a place that gives their employees livable wages and copay medical benefits.


don't get me started on how they have forced manufacturers to take jobs to countries where slave labour is acceptable just to meettheir  demand to keep prices low.

We have the same system in Sweden - plus livable wages. Yet a coffee mill is 2½ times as expensive in the cheapest place here.

The state won't lower the taxes just because people have livable wages - the state doesn't function that way. The state just grows and grows and never retreats - because the majority never says "enough!".
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: SleepyDragon on March 08, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
Crikey, what a site. I kept looking at page after page in sheer voyeuristic fascination. I guess it serves its function pretty well, which is to make the rest of us feel like we're reasonably sane and normal by comparison. Most outrageous caption (with a photo of a heavily-pregnant woman): "No she isn't shopping; the cold section just has really fresh placenta."  :o
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Scrapheap on March 08, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:

I'm pretty sure that the Walmart here sells ammo.

Walmart used to sell guns too, and even here in California! There was some bullshit tha happened that made them stop selling guns though, I forgot what it was.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Parts on March 08, 2010, 05:13:29 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:

I'm pretty sure that the Walmart here sells ammo.

Walmart used to sell guns too, and even here in California! There was some bullshit tha happened that made them stop selling guns though, I forgot what it was.

Kmart near my house still has some
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: skyblue1 on March 08, 2010, 05:19:50 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.
at what price?

they don't give their employees livable wages so they feed off the government dole....which my tax dollars pay for.

they also teach their employees how to get free medical from the state....also, my tax dollars.


it cost more in the long run to shop at walmart than a place that gives their employees livable wages and copay medical benefits.


don't get me started on how they have forced manufacturers to take jobs to countries where slave labour is acceptable just to meettheir  demand to keep prices low.
electronic items and I guess other  items also , are made special for walmart. Something or things in that item are going to be not the best quality. Never buy a computer from walmart.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Eclair on March 08, 2010, 05:23:00 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:

I'm pretty sure that the Walmart here sells ammo.

Walmart used to sell guns too, and even here in California! There was some bullshit tha happened that made them stop selling guns though, I forgot what it was.

Michael Moore had a go at them in Raising Columbine about the fact you could just go in and buy bullets there.

I love the clip in that movie where he opens a bank account and gets a complimentary gun.

Your country is gun crazy!

Come to Australia....we make love, not war!

Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Callaway on March 08, 2010, 09:57:04 PM
But they have nice prices. I read that you can buy an electrical coffee mill for $8 there. Here it would cost at least $20.

And they used to sell ammo. Food stores in Europe haven't sold ammo for about 100 years. Not that it would make a difference with the gun laws we have now but anyway. :arrr:

I'm pretty sure that the Walmart here sells ammo.

Walmart used to sell guns too, and even here in California! There was some bullshit tha happened that made them stop selling guns though, I forgot what it was.

I am pretty sure my local Walmart sells guns, too.  You have to pass a background check, of course.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: DukeNukem on March 08, 2010, 11:06:55 PM
The only thing worth going to Wal-Mart for is a big bag of shit Malt-O-Meal Chocolate Marshmallow Mateys cereal.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Bastet on July 16, 2015, 09:28:54 PM
I was at walmart the other day and saw a candidate for people of walmart almost snapped a pic but was worried I'd get caught snapping a pic of her wearing the unflattering shirt that hat a see through back and flat ass the woman had a gross shape older redneck fat skinny legs wide middle.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on July 16, 2015, 10:40:47 PM
 :apondering:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 17, 2015, 12:40:16 AM
Summer brings out the best in horrific clothing for some people, even without a Walmart.
Especially when people are on a holiday and think no one will recognise them.

Too tight too pink leggings, "covering" the wrong panties, combined with a too short white tank-top on a body that could have done with a bit of flattering clothes, standing before me in line of the till yesterday.

She had fun, celebrating holidays, I think. I got a post out of it.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Icequeen on July 17, 2015, 08:54:05 AM
One day I shall achieve people of walmart fame. :thumbup:

Until then, this thread needs more pictures.

(http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/731.jpg)


Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: MLA on July 17, 2015, 09:45:57 AM
Eris?
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 17, 2015, 12:01:08 PM
Eris?
Thought the kid was attached to the leash. Good for father child bonding?
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on July 17, 2015, 04:32:46 PM
Eris?

  :soapbox:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on July 17, 2015, 04:44:35 PM
Eris?
Thought the kid was attached to the leash. Good for father child bonding?
They both appear to have collars; maybe chained to each other.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on July 17, 2015, 08:32:25 PM
One day I shall achieve people of walmart fame. :thumbup:

Until then, this thread needs more pictures.

(http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/731.jpg)

Is going to Wal-Mart a fetish for these types?
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 18, 2015, 03:46:48 AM
Eris?
Thought the kid was attached to the leash. Good for father child bonding?
They both appear to have collars; maybe chained to each other.

Comfort reasons. See, mommy/daddy will not run away again.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on July 18, 2015, 09:56:51 AM
Eris?
Thought the kid was attached to the leash. Good for father child bonding?
They both appear to have collars; maybe chained to each other.

Comfort reasons. See, mommy/daddy will not run away again.
Still thinking the child is holding the end of the leash?
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 18, 2015, 10:16:37 AM
Eris?
Thought the kid was attached to the leash. Good for father child bonding?
They both appear to have collars; maybe chained to each other.

Comfort reasons. See, mommy/daddy will not run away again.
Still thinking the child is holding the end of the leash?

No, just daddy and mommy explaining that that is the reason for their kink. Because other reasons may be harder to explain to a toddler. Maybe kid is on a leash too, one of those with a harness, to keep it from running away.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 19, 2015, 08:41:24 PM
One day I shall achieve people of walmart fame. :thumbup:

Until then, this thread needs more pictures.

(http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/731.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6drUakS.jpg)

I'm just going to tell myself that the reason that  man is wearing a collar is because that woman's husband swapped bodies with their dog using a mind-swapping device or something.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on July 19, 2015, 08:50:25 PM
I'm just going to tell myself that the reason that  man is wearing a collar is...
What do you tell yourself the reason the woman is wearing a collar?
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 19, 2015, 08:53:15 PM
I'm just going to tell myself that the reason that  man is wearing a collar is...
What do you tell yourself the reason the woman is wearing a collar?

I didn't see that at first, her hair covered the damn thing.  :GA:

I'm just going to say that em...The couple had two dogs that they swapped bodies with...But for some reason the experiment went wrong and like the dog that's in the woman's body has retained some human intelligence and so is able to go to Walmart without to do shopping without pissing on everything.  :tinfoil:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on July 19, 2015, 08:54:29 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 19, 2015, 08:57:21 PM
I want that mind-swapping device so I can swap my body with that of Scarlett Johansson.  :asthing:  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on July 19, 2015, 09:17:49 PM
I want that mind-swapping device so I can swap my body with that of Scarlett Johansson.  :asthing:  :eyebrows:
Now thinking of the movie, Being John Malkovich. :laugh:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Bastet on March 02, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
So sad. Last time I was at Walmart I saw an older white guy who looked like he left his hippie compound to go shopping there. He was colorfully dressed, had dreadlocks with a huge bald spot which looked ridiculous. My phone was completely full, so I have nothing to post here.

 (emo)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 02, 2016, 03:49:11 PM
  I have been a person of Walmart :cbc: and I will be again at some future point.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Icequeen on March 02, 2016, 05:21:10 PM
We need more pics.

(http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1310.jpg)

Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Icequeen on March 02, 2016, 05:46:08 PM
I hate that site. I lose over an hour of my life everytime I visit it.  :LOL:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 02, 2016, 08:21:17 PM
 :zoinks:

(http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/6745.jpg)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 02, 2016, 09:15:10 PM
Awwwwwww.  He looks like Mr. Kaufman, my pet squirrel.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on January 26, 2020, 05:27:01 AM
On a road trip today, we stopped to buy a beach umbrella. At Bunnings. They are a bit like Home Depot but with more stuff.

Saw a girl at the checkout wearing a bikini. No complaints, she was attractive and in good shape. But I'm assuming that it was a new bikini. From behind it was simply a piece of string, no material whatsoever, and her butt was as white as a sheet. Having presumably not seen a lot of sun.

I could have fumbled with my handphone and got a photo to share, but that would be way too creepy.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on January 26, 2020, 06:50:46 PM
I work at Walmart... so I see some weird stuff all the time...

especially if it's Black Women wearing Lepperd Spotted Pants
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 26, 2020, 06:56:29 PM
My favorite ones are the butt cracks of Wal-Mart.  :zoinks:

(http://lmao.co/wp-content/uploads/onlyatwalmart.jpg)

(https://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/YOBc2Dsm4k.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/29/53/a92953d9cbf3b2d6fea53205b1916aa2.jpg)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on January 27, 2020, 06:04:48 AM
I work at Walmart... so I see some weird stuff all the time...

especially if it's Black Women wearing Lepperd Spotted Pants

That doesn't seem weird. Middle aged black women and animal prints might be similar to middle aged white women with hounds tooth and polka dots. It's some unwritten rule of wardrobe requirement.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: odeon on January 27, 2020, 03:15:19 PM
Bloody gopher. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 27, 2020, 05:47:10 PM
Bloody gopher. :zombiefuck:

They each have their own unique personality :zoinks:

(https://i.imgflip.com/211jxg.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/71/43/a2714382ecb5829aeca6211e4dafc597.jpg)

(https://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/XelI2tcSrJ.jpg)

Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on January 27, 2020, 06:57:41 PM
I work at Walmart... so I see some weird stuff all the time...

especially if it's Black Women wearing Lepperd Spotted Pants

That doesn't seem weird. Middle aged black women and animal prints might be similar to middle aged white women with hounds tooth and polka dots. It's some unwritten rule of wardrobe requirement.

And here goes the 25th letter of the alphabet:

Why?

Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on January 27, 2020, 07:17:49 PM
I work at Walmart... so I see some weird stuff all the time...

especially if it's Black Women wearing Lepperd Spotted Pants

That doesn't seem weird. Middle aged black women and animal prints might be similar to middle aged white women with hounds tooth and polka dots. It's some unwritten rule of wardrobe requirement.

And here goes the 25th letter of the alphabet:

Why?
Not sure; never thought too much about it. It could be because women's fashion borrows heavily from men's fashion when it comes to power dressing, and such patterns are power statements which negate masculine standards, even if the tailoring might be masculine. Don't personally wear animal prints, but do feel quite confident in a good black and white polka dot.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: odeon on January 28, 2020, 02:26:42 PM
Power dressing? Not the gopher's, right?
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on January 28, 2020, 05:17:05 PM
Power dressing? Not the gopher's, right?
The butt crack guy? Probably not.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Bastet on January 28, 2020, 06:51:05 PM
 I saw a person like that at Walmart and thought twice about taking their picture. It’s bad karma to humiliate someone like that.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 29, 2020, 05:21:04 PM
Power dressing? Not the gopher's, right?

I'm usually wearing whatever Jack wore that day, or still wearing whatever Jack wore a couple day ago.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: odeon on January 30, 2020, 12:04:32 PM
Power dressing? Not the gopher's, right?

I'm usually wearing whatever Jack wore that day, or still wearing whatever Jack wore a couple day ago.  :zoinks:

Keep the butt crack to yourself.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 30, 2020, 06:58:25 PM
The butt crack is beautiful in all of its forms.  :zoinks:

(https://slumberland.org/road_trip_2003/index-Images/114.jpg)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Eclair on February 25, 2020, 08:38:28 PM
I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on February 25, 2020, 10:22:08 PM
I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.

That's the shit I see every time I work... stupid shit, same routines every single shift!
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jack on March 03, 2020, 05:27:40 PM
I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.
Welcome back.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: rock hound on March 04, 2020, 11:38:13 AM
I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.

That's the shit I see every time I work... stupid shit, same routines every single shift!

This weekend as my shift was winding down, two "ladies" walked into the laundry detergent/etc. aisle.  And something seemed off......as it turned out the maybe younger of two, was wearing the tightest bustier in electric pink, that I had ever seen.  She looked like she was in her 30's and was not exactly "svelte".  I noted her and looked away, my co-worker and I looked at each other with bemused looks and I said to him...."What has been seen, cannot be unseen."  It was a "pass the brain bleach moment."  It had been very cold out and this was about 10-10:30 PM.  And she was wide open and headed for wardrobe malfunction.  We finished up and got the hell out of there.   Now the walmart that I work in has a lot of "pajama' pants moments, I haven't noticed butt crack moments.  But, this was the first imminent boob explosion that I had seen in my 2 1/2 years. 
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Genesis on March 06, 2020, 11:20:21 PM
I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.

That's the shit I see every time I work... stupid shit, same routines every single shift!

This weekend as my shift was winding down, two "ladies" walked into the laundry detergent/etc. aisle.  And something seemed off......as it turned out the maybe younger of two, was wearing the tightest bustier in electric pink, that I had ever seen.  She looked like she was in her 30's and was not exactly "svelte".  I noted her and looked away, my co-worker and I looked at each other with bemused looks and I said to him...."What has been seen, cannot be unseen."  It was a "pass the brain bleach moment."  It had been very cold out and this was about 10-10:30 PM.  And she was wide open and headed for wardrobe malfunction.  We finished up and got the hell out of there.   Now the walmart that I work in has a lot of "pajama' pants moments, I haven't noticed butt crack moments.  But, this was the first imminent boob explosion that I had seen in my 2 1/2 years.

O_O  :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on April 20, 2020, 12:31:49 AM
(https://images.boredomfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/people-of-walmart-2.jpg)

Here kid, play with this plastic bag!
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: odeon on April 20, 2020, 12:35:38 AM
 :zombiefuck:

Maybe mum got used to the same treatment as a child.
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Walkie on April 20, 2020, 06:13:38 AM
(https://images.boredomfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/people-of-walmart-2.jpg)

Here kid, play with this plastic bag!
my first thought was "WTF that looks like a plastic bag"'
my second thought was "Nah, it can't be"and so i -uselessly- tried to look more closely.
I'm not sure, and loathe to judge by appearanes, but, somehow, that mother looks like the dumb sort.

On a more cheerful note, my neighbour spotted two women walking down the street using sanitary pads as masks. Now that is  :viking:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: renaeden on April 21, 2020, 12:48:34 AM
On a more cheerful note, my neighbour spotted two women walking down the street using sanitary pads as masks. Now that is  :viking:
:fp: :hahaha:
I have seen some people wearing homemade masks of different materials, but that is hilarious!
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 21, 2020, 06:57:00 PM
On a more cheerful note, my neighbour spotted two women walking down the street using sanitary pads as masks. Now that is  :viking:

 :2thumbsup:

(https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/91221570_4330334513659276_5541317670873333760_n.jpg)

Oh, and here's the buttwipe who bought all the toilet paper.  :zoinks:

(https://i.redd.it/tm2vrf079nl41.jpg)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: odeon on April 22, 2020, 12:59:59 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Walkie on April 22, 2020, 07:54:12 AM
I wouldn't be so sure Gopher. I reckon that woman marching behind him is the buttwipe's Commander-in-Chief. She just looks the sort who would make your life even more of a misery than it already is, if you don;t jump at the chance to be her patsy.

(dislaimer: this is pure speculation, not rumourmongering  I don't know those people from Adam. Also, it isnt misogynist . I'm a woman myself,  and I've know plenty of men who look just like that woman...  :apondering:...or rather act in the way that i speculate she acts...err am i just digging a deeper hole for myself?)
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jesse on April 22, 2020, 08:37:07 AM
I refuse to go into WAL-MART. they are scanning your reciepts now when you leave, and it's like hello. You have Cameras everywhere you can literally see me on camera in line and just bought all this shit! lol :laugh:

Never again. I will order online from them though,  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 22, 2020, 05:50:10 PM
I wouldn't be so sure Gopher. I reckon that woman marching behind him is the buttwipe's Commander-in-Chief. She just looks the sort who would make your life even more of a misery than it already is, if you don;t jump at the chance to be her patsy.

(dislaimer: this is pure speculation, not rumourmongering  I don't know those people from Adam. Also, it isnt misogynist . I'm a woman myself,  and I've know plenty of men who look just like that woman...  :apondering:...or rather act in the way that i speculate she acts...err am i just digging a deeper hole for myself?)

Nope, he's clearly the man in charge and she's following a few steps behind just like all good women should.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 22, 2020, 05:54:23 PM
I refuse to go into WAL-MART. they are scanning your reciepts now when you leave, and it's like hello. You have Cameras everywhere you can literally see me on camera in line and just bought all this shit! lol :laugh:

Never again. I will order online from them though,  :laugh: :laugh:

They don't bother people here unless there's something in the cart that isn't bagged and the unbagged stuff is all they scan, so if I have something that can't fit in a bag I just have my receipt ready. Although that does mean I don't bother using my reusable shopping bags when I go to walmart.  :dunno:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jesse on April 23, 2020, 03:42:31 PM
I'd definitely give a gopher a once over at wal-mart. what are you doing there besides shoplifting?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 23, 2020, 09:20:24 PM
I'd definitely give a gopher a once over at wal-mart. what are you doing there besides shoplifting?  :zoinks:

I'm mainly there for the butt cracks.  :zoinks:

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Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Jesse on April 24, 2020, 10:01:19 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
Post by: Trigger 11 on July 01, 2020, 02:42:54 AM
I was in America last week and I swear to god this guy had like a 12 year old kid as his girlfriend and they were high as kites and all over each other in Walmart. That place is an alternative universe where the animals run wild.

Where were you?