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Title: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Postperson on April 11, 2006, 03:39:05 AM
You know who I mean.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 04:01:24 AM
I never use soap, but I do wash regularly.  I don't get any complaints.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2006, 05:42:40 AM
still scratching my head.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: BIG EAMONN! on April 11, 2006, 05:44:57 AM
Peter's told you about our dirty little secret? ???
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 05:50:11 AM
Only the one with the cucumber.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: BIG EAMONN! on April 11, 2006, 05:59:28 AM
Yeah, you can never get enough veg in you, can you Peter? ;)
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 06:03:54 AM
Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Praetor on April 11, 2006, 06:08:08 AM
This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2006, 06:08:59 AM
Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.

what is the rule of thumb about fruits vs. vegetables.

is it that fruit has seeds?
is that why tomatoes are fruits?
what about banana's? ?they don't have seeds. ?or do they...
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: BIG EAMONN! on April 11, 2006, 06:17:39 AM
This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders

Just one more, boss. Peter is my forbidden fruit. ;D
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 06:29:12 AM
Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.

what is the rule of thumb about fruits vs. vegetables.

is it that fruit has seeds?
is that why tomatoes are fruits?
what about banana's?  they don't have seeds.  or do they...

A fruit is a sexual body of a plant (a ripened ovary, plus it's contents); usually the result of pollination during a flowering phase, but infertile fruiting bodies can be induced via hormonal treatments or by breeding the plant to do this itself.  Banannas have been bred to be seedless, and now must reproduce asexually via cuttings.  They do still have vestigial structures relating to their seed-bearing past though (the tiny black bits in the middle).  Vegetables are the non-sexual parts of a plant; the roots (carrots), leaves (spinach), stem (celery) and anything else that isn't an ovary or seed.  Technically, things like bread and pasta are processed fruit too.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2006, 06:32:20 AM
should i move this thread into the mature sex forum?
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 06:35:15 AM
should i move this thread into the mature sex forum?

Maybe dunc could write a script that'll automatically move threads to there if I post in them.  It would save a lot of time.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Praetor on April 11, 2006, 07:29:34 AM
http://picardriker.ytmnsfw.com/

This is so you guys
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Beowulf on April 11, 2006, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: Praetor
This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders

I see where you're coming from, Praetor.

I must say, though, that your Nazi avatar is quite homoerotic.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Beowulf on April 11, 2006, 09:51:30 AM
still scratching my head.

Try a new shampoo.  ;D
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Praetor on April 11, 2006, 10:24:09 AM
Quote from: Praetor
This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders

I see where you're coming from, Praetor.

I must say, though, that your Nazi avatar is quite homoerotic.

They wouldn't listen to me if i had a straight man for an avatar
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Postperson on April 11, 2006, 04:01:29 PM
PMac: "but I do wash regularly"

so when you say regularly, is that once a week, once a month, what?
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 04:08:28 PM
PMac: "but I do wash regularly"

so when you say regularly, is that once a week, once a month, what?

'Frequently' would have been a better choice of word, smartypants.  I'll shower every day if I'm going to be near people, twice a day if I get sweaty from working out after my morning shower, and I'll go at most 3-4 days if I'm not going to be leaving the house.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Postperson on April 11, 2006, 04:43:15 PM
Don't the pipes freeze?
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 11, 2006, 04:53:50 PM
No, not here.  We've had very mild winters for the past 5-10 years, and the building codes are good, so I imagine they'd be appropriately insulated.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Nomaken on April 11, 2006, 05:17:36 PM
I use soap.... when i bathe.

I've got nothing against soap, i've got everything against being wet.? Damn evil water.? How hot do i have to make it in the room so I don't feel cold when wet?

Better yet, someone fucking invent sonic showers from star trek.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 11, 2006, 08:50:18 PM
I use soap.... when i bathe.

I've got nothing against soap, i've got everything against being wet.  Damn evil water.  How hot do i have to make it in the room so I don't feel cold when wet?

Better yet, someone fucking invent sonic showers from star trek.

I've never seen star trek but I have wondered on more than one occasion how much fun it would be to have sex whilst floating around on one of the sonic showers they have in the sims (I wonder why the sims seem to come up so often just lately  ???)
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 12, 2006, 05:43:50 AM
I use soap.... when i bathe.

I've got nothing against soap, i've got everything against being wet.  Damn evil water.  How hot do i have to make it in the room so I don't feel cold when wet?

Better yet, someone fucking invent sonic showers from star trek.

I've never seen star trek but I have wondered on more than one occasion how much fun it would be to have sex whilst floating around on one of the sonic showers they have in the sims (I wonder why the sims seem to come up so often just lately  ???)

<Dies in disbelief>

How can you not have seen Star Trek?  :o

Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 12, 2006, 05:50:39 AM


I've never seen star trek but I have wondered on more than one occasion how much fun it would be to have sex whilst floating around on one of the sonic showers they have in the sims (I wonder why the sims seem to come up so often just lately  ???)

<Dies in disbelief>

How can you not have seen Star Trek?  :o


Quote

  Actually I did watch part of one of the films when I was a kid and I was so freaked out by them putting this bug type thing inside someone's ear I was almost scarred for life.  I've never really been into the whole space thing- could never be arsed with star trek or star wars.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: McGiver on April 12, 2006, 06:37:54 AM
was that the wrath of khan?

i never followed any of the star treks myself, except for the original.
spock and his logic was the best part.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 12, 2006, 06:49:10 AM
was that the wrath of khan?

i never followed any of the star treks myself, except for the original.
spock and his logic was the best part.

Yeah, they were surveying the moon they were going to use for the genesis test, found some lifesigns, investigated and ended up with mind-control pain-bugs in their ears, IIRC.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: BIG EAMONN! on April 12, 2006, 08:05:24 AM
I just thought id fly by on my spaceship to say "STAR TREK GEEK!".
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 12, 2006, 08:07:21 AM
I just thought id fly by on my spaceship to say "STAR TREK GEEK!".

Not really.  My dad was more of a Star Trek geek than me, and even he wasn't really that Star Trek geeky.  I just have a good memory for these things.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 12, 2006, 08:10:10 AM
You know who I mean.

Have you had bad experiences from stinky guys in your life?  One of my female friends got traumatised by her first boyfriend, who had something funky going on with his dick that made it stink and give her infections all the time.  She says when she lifted the covers up, it would stink out the whole room.  Now she refuses to give anyone a blowjob because of it.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 12, 2006, 08:13:48 AM
Btw- not really related but I find it strange that I keep misreading the title of this thread as Duck Dodgers. :laugh:
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Peter on April 12, 2006, 08:29:12 AM
Another girl seemed to think I was the best thing since chocolate since I actually washed.  Her ex of 2.5 years had had serious issues in that department.

Quote from: girl and stinky-ex
"Wash.  Now!"
"Awwwww, I'll do it tomorrow.  8)"
"No, you'll do it now.  That's an order!"
"Nah, I'll leave it a bit."
"...  >:("
"Oh, ok.  I'll go sleep on the couch.   :("
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Merry Widow on April 12, 2006, 03:09:58 PM
?Actually I did watch part of one of the films when I was a kid and I was so freaked out by them putting this bug type thing inside someone's ear I was almost scarred for life.?

that's strange because that's the one memory that i have about any of the star trek films, too. i can't say that it traumatised me, though. although, i did treat a silverfish thing with suspicion when i came across one, a few days later.

as for my lack of interest in anything to do with star trek, i blame my dad because he is a big fan of it. obviously, it is my mission in life to rebel against anything and everything that my father stands for, so that's my excuse.
Title: Re: SOAP DODGERS
Post by: Postperson on April 12, 2006, 05:04:01 PM
No, Pete, it's something that's strongly associated with people from the UK.