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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Postperson on April 11, 2006, 03:39:05 AM
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You know who I mean.
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I never use soap, but I do wash regularly. I don't get any complaints.
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still scratching my head.
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Peter's told you about our dirty little secret? ???
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Only the one with the cucumber.
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Yeah, you can never get enough veg in you, can you Peter? ;)
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Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.
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This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke
You have your orders
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Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.
what is the rule of thumb about fruits vs. vegetables.
is it that fruit has seeds?
is that why tomatoes are fruits?
what about banana's? ?they don't have seeds. ?or do they...
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This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke
You have your orders
Just one more, boss. Peter is my forbidden fruit. ;D
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Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.
what is the rule of thumb about fruits vs. vegetables.
is it that fruit has seeds?
is that why tomatoes are fruits?
what about banana's? they don't have seeds. or do they...
A fruit is a sexual body of a plant (a ripened ovary, plus it's contents); usually the result of pollination during a flowering phase, but infertile fruiting bodies can be induced via hormonal treatments or by breeding the plant to do this itself. Banannas have been bred to be seedless, and now must reproduce asexually via cuttings. They do still have vestigial structures relating to their seed-bearing past though (the tiny black bits in the middle). Vegetables are the non-sexual parts of a plant; the roots (carrots), leaves (spinach), stem (celery) and anything else that isn't an ovary or seed. Technically, things like bread and pasta are processed fruit too.
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should i move this thread into the mature sex forum?
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should i move this thread into the mature sex forum?
Maybe dunc could write a script that'll automatically move threads to there if I post in them. It would save a lot of time.
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This is so you guys
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This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke
You have your orders
I see where you're coming from, Praetor.
I must say, though, that your Nazi avatar is quite homoerotic.
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still scratching my head.
Try a new shampoo. ;D
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This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke
You have your orders
I see where you're coming from, Praetor.
I must say, though, that your Nazi avatar is quite homoerotic.
They wouldn't listen to me if i had a straight man for an avatar
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PMac: "but I do wash regularly"
so when you say regularly, is that once a week, once a month, what?
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PMac: "but I do wash regularly"
so when you say regularly, is that once a week, once a month, what?
'Frequently' would have been a better choice of word, smartypants. I'll shower every day if I'm going to be near people, twice a day if I get sweaty from working out after my morning shower, and I'll go at most 3-4 days if I'm not going to be leaving the house.
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Don't the pipes freeze?
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No, not here. We've had very mild winters for the past 5-10 years, and the building codes are good, so I imagine they'd be appropriately insulated.
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I use soap.... when i bathe.
I've got nothing against soap, i've got everything against being wet.? Damn evil water.? How hot do i have to make it in the room so I don't feel cold when wet?
Better yet, someone fucking invent sonic showers from star trek.
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I use soap.... when i bathe.
I've got nothing against soap, i've got everything against being wet. Damn evil water. How hot do i have to make it in the room so I don't feel cold when wet?
Better yet, someone fucking invent sonic showers from star trek.
I've never seen star trek but I have wondered on more than one occasion how much fun it would be to have sex whilst floating around on one of the sonic showers they have in the sims (I wonder why the sims seem to come up so often just lately ???)
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I use soap.... when i bathe.
I've got nothing against soap, i've got everything against being wet. Damn evil water. How hot do i have to make it in the room so I don't feel cold when wet?
Better yet, someone fucking invent sonic showers from star trek.
I've never seen star trek but I have wondered on more than one occasion how much fun it would be to have sex whilst floating around on one of the sonic showers they have in the sims (I wonder why the sims seem to come up so often just lately ???)
<Dies in disbelief>
How can you not have seen Star Trek? :o
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I've never seen star trek but I have wondered on more than one occasion how much fun it would be to have sex whilst floating around on one of the sonic showers they have in the sims (I wonder why the sims seem to come up so often just lately ???)
<Dies in disbelief>
How can you not have seen Star Trek? :o
Actually I did watch part of one of the films when I was a kid and I was so freaked out by them putting this bug type thing inside someone's ear I was almost scarred for life. I've never really been into the whole space thing- could never be arsed with star trek or star wars.
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was that the wrath of khan?
i never followed any of the star treks myself, except for the original.
spock and his logic was the best part.
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was that the wrath of khan?
i never followed any of the star treks myself, except for the original.
spock and his logic was the best part.
Yeah, they were surveying the moon they were going to use for the genesis test, found some lifesigns, investigated and ended up with mind-control pain-bugs in their ears, IIRC.
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I just thought id fly by on my spaceship to say "STAR TREK GEEK!".
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I just thought id fly by on my spaceship to say "STAR TREK GEEK!".
Not really. My dad was more of a Star Trek geek than me, and even he wasn't really that Star Trek geeky. I just have a good memory for these things.
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You know who I mean.
Have you had bad experiences from stinky guys in your life? One of my female friends got traumatised by her first boyfriend, who had something funky going on with his dick that made it stink and give her infections all the time. She says when she lifted the covers up, it would stink out the whole room. Now she refuses to give anyone a blowjob because of it.
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Btw- not really related but I find it strange that I keep misreading the title of this thread as Duck Dodgers. :laugh:
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Another girl seemed to think I was the best thing since chocolate since I actually washed. Her ex of 2.5 years had had serious issues in that department.
"Wash. Now!"
"Awwwww, I'll do it tomorrow. 8)"
"No, you'll do it now. That's an order!"
"Nah, I'll leave it a bit."
"... >:("
"Oh, ok. I'll go sleep on the couch. :("
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?Actually I did watch part of one of the films when I was a kid and I was so freaked out by them putting this bug type thing inside someone's ear I was almost scarred for life.?
that's strange because that's the one memory that i have about any of the star trek films, too. i can't say that it traumatised me, though. although, i did treat a silverfish thing with suspicion when i came across one, a few days later.
as for my lack of interest in anything to do with star trek, i blame my dad because he is a big fan of it. obviously, it is my mission in life to rebel against anything and everything that my father stands for, so that's my excuse.
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No, Pete, it's something that's strongly associated with people from the UK.