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Ask away I have the answers the Catholic church needs and I look damn good it the hat
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Pope Parts, may I eat meat on Ash Wednesday? :angel:
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Pope Parts, what will you have done to those pedophile priests?
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Pope Parts, may I eat meat on Ash Wednesday? :angel:
Only bacon because god made it too good to ignore
Pope Parts, what will you have done to those pedophile priests?
Send them as missionaries to Antarctica
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Would be Pope Parts I won't be voting for you because you don't fly and you are too fucking laissez faire. What promotion can you offer me to get god to change my mind? :angel:
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Hows this
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And it never misses
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I will pray for the appropriate guidance your Popeness. :thumbup:
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7056145664/hDD0972CB/)
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I am easily evangelized by the promise of :bacon: on holy days. :angel:
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Pope Parts, will I go to hell for drinking the communion wine?
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Pope Parts, can I have beer instead of the communion wine?
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned ......... :viking:
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned ......... :viking:
...alot. :LOL:
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Pope Parts, will I go to hell for drinking the communion wine?
Pope Parts, can I have beer instead of the communion wine?
In order to boost attendance I will decree that all churches have a full open bar for the communion drink of your choice and be open 24 hours
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Pope Parts, will I go to hell for drinking the communion wine?
Pope Parts, can I have beer instead of the communion wine?
In order to boost attendance I will decree that all churches have a full open bar for the communion drink of your choice and be open 24 hours
And for those members who wish to go to Heaven and enjoy the pleasures of 40 well-trained virgins, the Church of England will be serving tea and crumpets every afternoon at four o'clock. (Drunken Catholics, disgusting)
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned ......... :viking:
No need to worry I am bringing back the sale of Indulgences with a special deal buy 9 and get your 10th free
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned ......... :viking:
No need to worry I am bringing back the sale of Indulgences with a special deal buy 9 and get your 10th free
I don't need indulgences. I have the Holy Handgun of Helsinki. Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has greater power. :mischief: :hyke: :2thumbsup:
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The Holy Handgun of Helsinki sounds very powerful. :o
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You can't shoot it. :hahaha: But you can shoot my 460 Magnum if you ever visit California. :viking:
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You can't shoot it. :hahaha: But you can shoot my 460 Magnum if you ever visit California. :viking:
Yay. :thumbup:
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Pope parts, why does your religion's charismatic leader bleed alcohol, anyway? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's an awesome superpower...
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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.
It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.
I will make my own campaigning thread.
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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.
It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.
I will make my own campaigning thread.
This is so exciting! :green: What will your papal name be?
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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.
It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.
I will make my own campaigning thread.
This is so exciting! :green: What will your papal name be?
I've not decided on that yet. Thinking on what I could be doing for the church, and the world were more on my mind. I'm open to suggestions.
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It's going to be difficult to choose.
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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.
It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.
I will make my own campaigning thread.
This is so exciting! :green: What will your papal name be?
Pause Jezebel I
But won't that mean the Catholics will be worshipping the Golden Calf?
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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.
It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.
I will make my own campaigning thread.
This is so exciting! :green: What will your papal name be?
Pause Jezebel I
But won't that mean the Catholics will be worshipping the Golden Calf?
Even better than that! Our bovine Pope is made of pure chocolate! :green:
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If parts is the new pope, you will probably find him on saturdays, repairing things around the Vatican
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If parts is the new pope, you will probably find him on saturdays, repairing things around the Vatican
No more leaky cathedrals :fixin: with Pope Parts on the job!
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:indeed:
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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.
It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.
I will make my own campaigning thread.
You are the coolest Dutch bovine that I know but I cannot support you because Parts has bought my vo established that he is the man for the job. I prayed and received a vision that it must be Parts. :viking:
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Just the other way around here. They are coming to get our (tele-)vision.
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Will you choose to be known as Pope John Paul Georgeandringo?
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If the pope was a female do you think there would be a problem (still) with the priests diddling the young boys?
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They should have voted for me, and you would have found out. :M
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Do you have any experience with polebarn constructed buildings??
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Some, mostly fixing other peoples fuck ups that caused frozen pipes or insulating areas they wanted to keep heated like offices or bathrooms
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Some, mostly fixing other peoples fuck ups that caused frozen pipes or insulating areas they wanted to keep heated like offices or bathrooms
That's actually what I'm interested in.
I'm zeroing in on a couple of acres to buy and the first thing I'd like to put up is a shop building. After a conversation with a buddy of mine who is a general contractor, I've decided it would be best to put a full apartment inside it as opposed to a minimalist living quarters because this would make the building more valuable if I decided to sell it. Also, If I decide against building a separate house, I still have a comfortable place to live.
Right now, my plan is to build a 32x40x16 polebarn building. 32x32 will be shop space with a 12x32 2 story apartment.
I want full insulation in the apartment and just enough in the shop area so it's not too cold or too hot to work in year round.
Initially, water will come from a cistern because drilling a well will be about $30k.
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There are a lot of ways to do it the most popular right now is foam but there are issues, like if the foam guy screws up, and that happens more than you think, it can be really bad, its kinda expensive and then there are fire issues . Some companies that sell the buildings have insulation packages that use fiberglass metal building insulation which does the shell which would be good enough for the work areas then you could insulate the apartment like it was a stand alone house.
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My cousin did something similar. But instead of pole barn he used salvage drill pipe to do a similar style of construction. His dad buys that stuff for the salvage weight of the iron.
He went a little bigger though and his entire apartment was a second story. I think those pipes were twenty four feet long, which can make a modest two story edifice.
He lived there for fifteen years while he (went to school, got married, raised a snotty teen) and the others in the family helped him to build his home.
He now rents the upper floor to two of his workers.