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Title: Personality Defect
Post by: Danlo on March 13, 2007, 07:51:01 AM
I thought you guys might like to know that you are 100% right about me! This is the result of a personality defect test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506).

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You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: El on March 13, 2007, 09:04:53 AM
I came out as the sociopath.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Callaway on March 13, 2007, 09:15:41 AM
I'm a Robot.   :laugh:

Robot

You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant. 

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on March 13, 2007, 11:22:40 AM
Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Litigious on March 13, 2007, 11:29:58 AM
What "innocent people"? There are no innocent people! I certainly don't even have to do that test to know what answer I'd get.  :angel:
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Callaway on March 13, 2007, 12:01:57 PM
What "innocent people"? There are no innocent people! I certainly don't even have to do that test to know what answer I'd get.  :angel:

 :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Silk on March 13, 2007, 12:07:08 PM
Heh.

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Emo Kid
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.  
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.
 
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: DirtDawg on March 13, 2007, 12:15:33 PM
Sociopath

You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

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Finally I got a result. The other OKCupid things wouldn't work for me.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Leto729 on March 13, 2007, 12:48:57 PM
My score on The Personality Defect Test:

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    Emo Kid
    (You are 28% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.)

"You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy!  You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts.  Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble.  You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid.  You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke.  (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.)  If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.  Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I?  Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:
1.  You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2.  You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3.  You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4.  You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the &&&&Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the &&&&Hippie, the &&&&Televangelist, and the &&&&Starving Artist.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way.  For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.  Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
&&&&The Emo Kid:  Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Starving Artist:  Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Bitch-Slap:  Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Brute:  Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Hippie:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Televangelist:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Schoolyard Bully:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Class Clown:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Robot:  Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Haughty Intellectual:  Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Spiteful Loner:  Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Sociopath:  Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
&&&&The Hand-Raiser:  Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
&&&&The Braggart:  Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
&&&&The Capitalist Pig:  Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
&&&&The Smartass:  Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes.  I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order.  I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer.  If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com."

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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: El on March 13, 2007, 12:51:38 PM
Sociopath

Sociopaths rock!!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: The_P on March 13, 2007, 01:21:38 PM
I thought you guys might like to know that you are 100% right about me! This is the result of a personality defect test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506).

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You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!

Danlo is a narcissist extraordinaire in order to compensate from...

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/baudouin/small_penis_girl.jpg)

BINGO.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Litigious on March 13, 2007, 01:22:00 PM
OK, Callousway, I made the test, and, surprise, surprise:

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Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant. 
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

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*

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

 

 ;D 8) All hail the Autistic Sociopath! :woohoo:
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Pyraxis on March 13, 2007, 01:34:56 PM
Haughty Intellectual
You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

Hum. I seem to be quite average.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: renaeden on March 14, 2007, 07:59:01 AM
I am a Spiteful Loner.
 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: McGiver on March 14, 2007, 08:08:05 AM
Smartass
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant. 
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
 
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Litigious on March 14, 2007, 08:10:26 AM
Nice, McJ!  ;)
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Diesel on March 14, 2007, 08:11:29 AM
Robot
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant. 
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: McGiver on March 15, 2007, 07:20:32 AM
Nice, McJ!  ;)
was it any kind of surprise that i would be a smart ass?


see eamonn, i am smart.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Litigious on March 15, 2007, 07:32:22 AM
Nice, McJ!  ;)
was it any kind of surprise that i would be a smart ass?

Actually, no. And neither was it that I'd be a sociopath, I guess.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: DirtDawg on March 15, 2007, 07:49:45 AM
Nice, McJ!  ;)
was it any kind of surprise that i would be a smart ass?

Actually, no. And neither was it that I'd be a sociopath, I guess.

Ditto and ditto.

 Honestly, I think this is one of the best quizzes, yet.


+ for Danlo.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: McGiver on March 15, 2007, 12:16:17 PM
smart arse with a decent heart....though misguided at times.

yes, i did in fact think this was one of the better quizes.

plus danlo.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:02:15 AM
Sociopath
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Scrapheap on May 19, 2007, 01:47:40 PM
danlo
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: The_P on May 19, 2007, 01:56:59 PM
danlo

What's with the bold tags?
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Scrapheap on May 19, 2007, 01:58:43 PM
danlo

What's with the bold tags?

I want to make sure his beady little eyes see it.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: The_P on May 19, 2007, 01:59:08 PM
danlo

What's with the bold tags?

I want to make sure his beady little eyes see it.

Then what?
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 09:19:16 AM
danlo

What's with the bold tags?

I want to make sure his beady little eyes see it.

Then what?
something.
obviously!

durr.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 09:17:19 AM
 You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...

I really need to stop thinking so literally...

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.


sweet. I need to find a schoolyard bully of my very own...
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: jman on June 13, 2007, 09:58:16 AM
 You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Alex179 on June 13, 2007, 10:32:52 PM
Your Score: Robot
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

I was a couple of different answers away from The Emo Kid when I retook the test lol.   That is embarassing.   Robot doesn't sound too good to me either.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:34:19 PM
Your Score: Robot
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.





we shall fight, to The Death.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 10:36:00 PM
And what a pathetic fight that is
bound to be. A clown and a 'bot.

Let's get someone with some weaponry
to play. Bring me a hippie!
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Alex179 on June 13, 2007, 11:02:16 PM
Hey Bender is a robot, so is the Terminator.    I am not a klepto like Bender though, replace alcohol with weed and you might have me.   That test is bunk imo.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:08:27 PM
And what a pathetic fight that is
bound to be. A clown and a 'bot.

Let's get someone with some weaponry
to play. Bring me a hippie!


I hate clowns.

they....ack. scare me.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
So, you're afraid of yourself?
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:49:33 PM
And what a pathetic fight that is
bound to be. A clown and a 'bot.

Let's get someone with some weaponry
to play. Bring me a hippie!

I hate clowns.


I am a HIPPIE to the DEATH!
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 11:51:39 PM
And what a pathetic fight that is
bound to be. A clown and a 'bot.

Let's get someone with some weaponry
to play. Bring me a hippie!

I hate clowns.


I am a HIPPIE to the DEATH!

No you're not. Hippies are about
love and peace, and all that shit,
not just fucking.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:52:23 PM
So, you're afraid of yourself?


:(
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:53:46 PM
And what a pathetic fight that is
bound to be. A clown and a 'bot.

Let's get someone with some weaponry
to play. Bring me a hippie!

I hate clowns.


I am a HIPPIE to the DEATH!

No you're not. Hippies are about
love and peace, and all that shit,
not just fucking.


oh..I'm sorry. did you take a course on me?
just fucking...how sad. you missed the best parts of me.
it seems, you lose.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 11:55:02 PM

oh..I'm sorry. did you take a course on me?
just fucking...how sad. you missed the best parts of me.
it seems, you lose.

Did I? Sure seems to be the side that you show.
I'm used to taking people at face value. Just preparing
for worse, in case I need to.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:57:54 PM

oh..I'm sorry. did you take a course on me?
just fucking...how sad. you missed the best parts of me.
it seems, you lose.

Did I? Sure seems to be the side that you show.
I'm used to taking people at face value. Just preparing
for worse, in case I need to.

sad for you...that you don't scratch the surface.

even fucking CARS have protective coating...yet you assume people don't?
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 11:59:09 PM

sad for you...that you don't scratch the surface.

even fucking CARS have protective coating...yet you assume people don't?

Not those with sufficient power.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: willow on June 14, 2007, 12:07:21 AM

sad for you...that you don't scratch the surface.

even fucking CARS have protective coating...yet you assume people don't?

Not those with sufficient power.


then I guess you lose. (arrogance must feel warm, yes?)
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 12:08:16 AM

sad for you...that you don't scratch the surface.

even fucking CARS have protective coating...yet you assume people don't?

Not those with sufficient power.


then I guess you lose. (arrogance must feel warm, yes?)

No. But warmth isn't always what one seeks any longer.
Title: Re: Personality Defect
Post by: Jack on August 22, 2014, 04:34:03 PM
Robot

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.