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Title: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Phallacy on June 02, 2017, 02:26:38 AM
Well, it has happened. DSP has finally lost his 6 year relationship with his full-time girlfriend PandaLee, and he has been in denial and lashing out at people about it ever since. DSP is swearing up and down that he will never make a video about this subject, but give him time. He'll spit out all of the juicy details eventually. If not, PandaLee might. Who knows?

Why did PandaLee break up with DSP? Probably because he treated her like garbage when she had to goto a hospital for a panic attack, then proceeded to make her medical ordeal public with a clickbait "EMERGENCY" vlog. They were "engaged", meaning that DSP bought Pandalee a 100-dollar-something ring and proposed to her with ZERO intention to marry. On the rare occurrence that you see her in Phil's stream, they didn't seem like a couple at all. Just two people who happened to live together. On one occasion, they were sitting on a couch, playing a video game together for a stream, but they sat far apart enough from one another that you could drive a garbage truck through that gap!

How is DSP spinning this? Oh, this is apparently a "positive" thing and that his now-ex girlfriend was just a "constraint" on his "business" (of streaming video games).

Now I'm just waiting for a video of him where he, in a fit of salt and anger, completely throws his ex under the bus, just like he did with Machinima (his former YouTube partner company), and his old friends in Connecticut. You cannot deal with DSP and come out clean, at all.

 :popcorn:

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sptqv6

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870105420613943297

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870101220605800448

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870090345312387076

EDIT: YouTube comment from Clamfaced on this video about Phil and Panda's relationship:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT4tFwx2VJM&lc


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Lets all remember some of our fave Phil and Leanna moments:
"Pandalee is not Asian, that is all"
The time he took her to an Arcade for her birthday and played all the games, then took her to the same arcade for their anniversary but this time they went a seafood place too! DSP then uploaded the videos to youtube and she looks visibly SUPER pissed off
Any time she said "AWWWW SWEEEENNNIIIEEE"
The gaming tournament where DSP said she was interrupting his focus
That time there was a hurricane and her forced her into all his playthroughs and she didn't even seem to wanna do them especially the wrestling one
That time he said he was one of the best overall gamers in the country and she visibly rolled her eyes at him.
The Kingdom Hearts incident.
Possibly being behind him leaving Twitch.
When they ate pizza together and she scratched her crotch on camera
That DSP tries it, the cup one, where she came in out of nowhere and ruined it and he was visibly annoyed.
The coffee DSP tries it where Pandalee goes "Eugh those sounds..." in disgust as DSP makes his lip smacking sounds, then he proceeds to ignore her the whole video
That time he was doing a black currant plug and she stormed in, said he's doing it wrong and did it for him and he got annoyed and told her to leave
The Rockathon where she came into the room and was all "Watcha doin" and sat and watching him play and he just uncomfortably ignored her and it was obvious she really wanted to play with him and do stuff with him and he just ignored her and she quietly left
That other time she interrupted a stream and he asked her to leave and she burned him hard on it
Any time they made the "100% AUTHENTIC ITALIAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GENERIC" "SPECIAL" Sauce where the only thing she was allowed to do was stir the sauce and nothing more.
The time he forced her to get a job
When DSP got sick so he blamed her
The staycation where DSP blew all his money he got on his viral homefront video on it rather than on bills and shit and then they sat in the hotel room playing Pokemon GO all day
All their great movie times where they sit on opposite couches to watch movies DSP picked.
When Pandalee was sick and he went to wake her up so she'd make dinner
The time Leanna brought friends around to her house so DSP ran and hid upstairs and said he stream was cancelled as there'd be "Interruptions"
The fake engagement ring fiasco
The actual engagement where they sat on a couch and he said "Lets just get it over with and get married" then  had her pick a ring from etsy that was 200 dollars
Announcing said engagement on The Week In Preview where he was like "So I asked, she accepted. Great? Right. Alright." and moved on.
And of course, the anxiety attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlVw3myzpI
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Phallacy on June 03, 2017, 11:49:36 PM
Since Phil had the breakup, he has noticeably been angrier during his fighting game streams. :zoinks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNvZEPAuOA
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 04, 2017, 04:09:28 AM
Since Phil had the breakup, he has noticeably been angrier during his fighting game streams. :zoinks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNvZEPAuOA

Anyone who watches this regularly is clearly an idiot. They enjoy a guy whining whilst playing a game they are not playing.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Bastet on June 04, 2017, 08:12:01 PM
This guy sounds like a cannibal troll.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 04, 2017, 08:26:23 PM
This guy sounds like a cannibal troll.

What's a cannibal troll?  :orly:
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Bastet on June 04, 2017, 10:17:32 PM
This guy sounds like a cannibal troll.

What's a cannibal troll?  :orly:


A troll that baits other trolls into trolling them preventing them from trolling innocent targets.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 05, 2017, 07:03:05 PM
This guy sounds like a cannibal troll.

What's a cannibal troll?  :orly:


A troll that baits other trolls into trolling them preventing them from trolling innocent targets.

So then he's like a hero?  :viking:
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Bastet on June 06, 2017, 06:03:34 PM
This guy sounds like a cannibal troll.

What's a cannibal troll?  :orly:


A troll that baits other trolls into trolling them preventing them from trolling innocent targets.




So then he's like a hero?  :viking:

A noble endeavor to be sure. :M
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Jack on June 08, 2017, 06:59:04 PM
This is a popular thread for the guests. Currently 3 viewing, and over 700 views already.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Phallacy on June 08, 2017, 08:20:42 PM
Since Phil had the breakup, he has noticeably been angrier during his fighting game streams. :zoinks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNvZEPAuOA

Anyone who watches this regularly is clearly an idiot. They enjoy a guy whining whilst playing a game they are not playing.

I'm an idiot, then. I am not ashamed to admit this: I LOVE it when that arrogant piece of shit gets his ass kicked in a video game and he whines and rages about it and slams his controller like a child. DSP's salt is the nectar of the gods!

The idiots are the ones who believes DSP's lies and deception, support him financially, and defend his every action. Hell, they find it entertaining when DSP tries too hard to be funny and witty, kissing his own ass, or is just mostly silent (aka not mad).

This is a popular thread for the guests. Currently 3 viewing, and over 700 views already.

Probably due to DSP being relatively popular with the lolcow-following crowd.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 23, 2018, 05:01:00 PM
I had no idea who this guy was until I stumbled across this video.

It appears that after DSP was dumped by Panda Lee, he hired a high end escort to play the part of his new girlfriend, only he didn't pay her the full amount and now she's going to out him and divulge private details.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm3RifNLfZo
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Calandale on January 23, 2018, 06:45:45 PM
Why did I watch this?
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2018, 06:51:46 PM
Why did I watch this?

I liked the masturbatory scene.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Calandale on January 23, 2018, 08:42:24 PM
I didn't ask why YOU watched it, you tailless furball.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2018, 10:21:25 PM
Just saying.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2018, 02:51:57 AM
Close your mouth. Nothin's landing in it but flies.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 24, 2018, 04:02:48 AM
I had no idea who this guy was until I stumbled across this video.

It appears that after DSP was dumped by Panda Lee, he hired a high end escort to play the part of his new girlfriend, only he didn't pay her the full amount and now she's going to out him and divulge private details.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm3RifNLfZo

Mr Metokur is a funny bastard. I still say that Otherkin vid was his best.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 24, 2018, 10:40:47 AM
Mr Metokur is a funny bastard. I still say that Otherkin vid was his best.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Of course, he was previously known as Internet Aristocrat.
Title: Re: PandaLee broke up with Darksydephil
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 25, 2018, 05:12:56 AM
Mr Metokur is a funny bastard. I still say that Otherkin vid was his best.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Of course, he was previously known as Internet Aristocrat.

Yup that is where I first saw him in his accurate dissemination of Gamergate. Gamergate was a month in. I had seen the SJW's wreck my online Atheist spaces and when I heard Gamers were taking a hard stance and scoring points when they invaded their space I was so onboard. I know nothing about Gaming but I was all in. Fuck Sjw's (Cultural Marxists)