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Title: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 01:06:52 PM: Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 01:14:47 PM: Why on earth wouldn't it be ok? Just tell her that she'll have to book an appointment for hiding in a tree and spying on me through my window; that tree can only take 3 girls at a time.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 01:16:58 PM: I read somewhere about how this site was invite only or something like that...

Im going to take my oil now see if the fishy omega oil can tell my fortune

So yeah i'll invite the hoe over
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 01:27:00 PM: i am going to lock this thread so you cannot edit out the word hoe.

and this is not invite only.

any are welcome. we would like to have it remain (on the spectrum, types) but i won't stop anybody. recken it'll work itself out. :P
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 01:40:21 PM: Wouldn't it be more appropriate to copy it into posterity? I think it'd set a bad precident to lock it, regardless of the intention.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 01:57:26 PM: J/K

by the simple fact that you were able to reply after my threat, should have spoke volumes.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 01:58:51 PM: I was assuming you were a lazy slob who took his time about everything.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 02:00:26 PM: you assumed correct sir
lazy-somewhat, not convinced, though.
slob-without a doubt
takes time with everything-like fine wine.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:16:19 PM: Phil you cunt, im gonna set fire to your testicles with a blow torch, you werent calling me a hoe when you were grovelling on your knees like the bitch you are for those N00DZ, or that night you asked me to call you daddy or was it uncle phil i cant remember, i just remember you saying 'its not wrong we dont need to tell mommy, its our little secret'. ;)

Oh and lonely Scottish males..........theyre probably not as lonely as you think, there are a lot of cows and sheep up here. They aint looking for a girl who bites back, theyre looking for a girl who grazes. ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: duncvis on April 03, 2006, 02:18:21 PM: I like her. :P
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 02:24:08 PM: Quote from: duncvis
I like her.

Does she take a 36F? I think not.

Hey hypnotica; welcome to the club.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 02:28:28 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:16:19 PM
Phil you cunt, im gonna set fire to your testicles with a blow torch, you werent calling me a hoe when you were grovelling on your knees like the bitch you are for those N00DZ, or that night you asked me to call you daddy or was it uncle phil i cant remember, i just remember you saying 'its not wrong we dont need to tell mommy, its our little secret'. ;)

Oh and lonely Scottish males..........theyre probably not as lonely as you think, there are a lot of cows and sheep up here. They aint looking for a girl who bites back, theyre looking for a girl who grazes. ;D

damn my days of being the supreme PWNAGE deliverer have ended

RIP my glorious reign 3 decades of facist law enforcement
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:36:42 PM: Of course he likes me.........
Ive got that quality............you know the 'looks so innocent you cant feel the blade slicing across your throat from behind' thing ;D

Thank you Peter or shall i call you Snowflake ?;)

Phil I think theres something wrong with me today, i browsed a topic on this with the possible exciting title of 'I have it I have it' or something along those lines and i actually DIDNT post saying how disappointed i was they were'nt discussing AIDS.

I think im loosing it! by the end of the night i will be all pink and fluffy vomitting glitter..........delivering toys to sick kids, and incontinence pads to old age pensioner and i am soooooooo not a people person.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 02:39:30 PM: note to self:

do not, under any circumstances, piss this one off.

welcome hell vixen fire breather. looks like you'll do nicely.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 02:48:25 PM: Feel free to drool at McJagger btw. He's just so cumalicious, isn't he? I'd definately fuck him.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 02:50:36 PM: uh, dr phil.

you get your kharma back. niiiiice.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:55:49 PM: Yeah wise idea dont piss me off or youll end up pissing all over YOURSELF. ?;D

HELL vixen fire breather? oh so you noticed i was from Glasgow then.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 02:58:38 PM: so is my avatar.
from glasgow.

i promise to be nice. i am a social retard though. so, if i am ever out of line please give me a warning. so that i may be your bitch, and apologize.
thank you, for your understanding
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 03:01:00 PM: Quote
i am a social retard though

It's ok being Americain is tough as it is without this self depreciation act to impress the ladies
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 03:02:35 PM: You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians. An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too. Quite scary sometimes, so I hear. I think I'd be frightened if I met one.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 03:03:53 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 03, 2006, 03:02:35 PM
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians. An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too. Quite scary sometimes, so I hear. I think I'd be frightened if I met one.

Yeah I live with one back home, he's a right miserable sod but thats probably because he moved to Corby AHHHH HAHAHHAAHA!! sucker
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 03, 2006, 03:05:27 PM: its not an act.

i am terribly afraid

also on my terribly afraid of list
duncs wife
pms elle
pyraxis
vivi

and of course
danlo
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 03:09:27 PM: LOL i was gonna say something similar Praetor ?:P

Listen the likelyhood is, im gonna offend almost every person on here in some way or another and without realising it at times too, so it really doesnt matter.

Oh and im good with warnings, so dont worry, the last guy was pissing blood for ages but thats trivial. ?;D

I dont feel Glaswegian except when im kicking guys in the nuts etc............but they usually deserve it.

I want a modified taser or stun gun so when i go to the local shops i can stick a few thousand volts into the neds (scummy little bastards) that sit on the wall there all the fucking time. Im sure the volts would get them off it, probably theyd bounce off and fly into the road infront of oncoming traffic but hey, who cares, needs must and all that ?;D

Theyre already kinda scared of me but i dont know why. ?:-\
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 03, 2006, 03:16:07 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 03, 2006, 03:02:35 PM
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians.? An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too.? Quite scary sometimes, so I hear.? I think I'd be frightened if I met one.

i know of one man from Glasgow that likes to imagine Eamonn licking his anus. Long haired fella that wears a skirt.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 03:18:31 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Oh and im good with warnings, so dont worry, the last guy was pissing blood for ages but thats trivial.

Don't worry. The only warnings you'll get here are if you're boring or seeking sympathy.

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I want a modified taser or stun gun so when i go to the local shops i can stick a few thousand volts into the neds (scummy little bastards) that sit on the wall there all the fucking time. Im sure the volts would get them off it, probably theyd bounce off and fly into the road infront of oncoming traffic but hey, who cares, needs must and all that

Wow! She's one of those classy Glaswegians! And you know what? I heard there's guys from there that have these special 'abilities'. You know, in the bedroom? They can last forever or something, but I've no idea how they do it. Hypnotica, have you ever heard of guys like that?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 03:19:32 PM: Quote
I dont feel Glaswegian except when im kicking guys in the nuts

Kicking a packet of noddies nuts out of their hand, oh you nasty girl. Wouldn't like it if we did that to you munching on your mint flavour ice cream
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 03, 2006, 03:23:03 PM: Quote from: SorceressPol
i know of one man from Glasgow that likes to imagine Eamonn licking his anus. Long haired fella that wears a skirt.

Really? Fancy that!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 03, 2006, 05:35:06 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:55:49 PM
oh so you noticed i was from Glasgow then.

I noticed right away.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Lucifer on April 03, 2006, 05:40:51 PM: Corby?

christ - what a fucking shite hole. what did he do to derserve that level of hell? :o
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 07:39:22 PM: Peter when you say special abilities.............do you mean learning disabilities or guys that use viagra ;) Oh and when i said i was good with warnings...........i meant dealing them out. :P

Seriously in Glasgow you know youve met a special guy when you find one thats actually sober. ;D

Plus Praetor.............you know what im like with my knee...........i cant help it, its like giving Gary Glitter a job in a Thai orphanage and telling him not to tuck the kids in or something.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: shima on April 03, 2006, 08:07:19 PM: OMG I have never seen such an entrance to a message board :o. Preserve it, screenshot, archive, something, this one can't get lost.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 04, 2006, 03:34:07 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter when you say special abilities.............do you mean learning disabilities or guys that use viagra

Well, I heard of a guy there that could just keep going, without needing viagra. I think he did have some mental issues though; ass-burgers or something silly like that.

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Seriously in Glasgow you know youve met a special guy when you find one thats actually sober.

REALLY? You don't say... 8)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/petermackenzie2/Linked%20to/hypnotica_happeh_large.jpg)

Btw, do you have anything you'd like to tell us (http://www.happeh.com/) about yourself? :o
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 04, 2006, 08:50:56 AM: Quote from: Lucifer on April 03, 2006, 05:40:51 PM
Corby?

christ - what a fucking shite hole. what did he do to derserve that level of hell? :o

He's old enough to have gone there when the actual steel mill was open and there was actually this thing called a job that existed in the town. Man that place is such a dive you'd of thought they'd of just given up on the town and let it rot by now but no people still living there
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 08:53:52 AM: yep, AND there's a fuck off big black hole round there - no matter how hard you try driving past, you get sucked into the fucking place.

oh, hang on ... or is that kidderminster?

who cares - both as bad as each other, from what i've seen, and people have told me.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 04, 2006, 09:26:05 AM: hehe who named a place kiddiefiddlerminister
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Merry Widow on April 04, 2006, 01:41:35 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:16:19 PM
Phil you cunt, im gonna set fire to your testicles with a blow torch, you werent calling me a hoe when you were grovelling on your knees like the bitch you are for those N00DZ, or that night you asked me to call you daddy or was it uncle phil i cant remember, i just remember you saying 'its not wrong we dont need to tell mommy, its our little secret'.? ;)

you bastard, praetor!!!!! you told me that i was your only "special little girl." :'( that's the last time you talk me in to touching you in the bad place. >:(
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Lucifer on April 04, 2006, 02:08:19 PM: there's a bad place?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 04, 2006, 06:36:03 PM: Actually Peter there is something id like to "tell you all" about myself.

I was actually a man named Andrew i went under gender reassignment a year or two a go, and the bad place omega was discussing that prateor wanted her to touch well.........she meant his anus...........when i was a man he loved me doing him up the ass, he actually didnt want me to undergo my operations to become a woman, he loved me doing him that much. ;D

Its ok to be gay boys and girls.............unless your unfashionable..........with bad interior design skills because if thats the case then your a dissapointment to the gay community!!!!

Oh and Peter you heard of a guy from Glasgow who kept going without need viagra........name, number, and address please. ;D he probably just kept going hoping that any minute his partner might actually have an orgasm, the poor bitch probably passed out with the smell of alcohol.

Who need Rohypnol when youve got a Glaswegian on top of you.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Postperson on April 04, 2006, 06:55:11 PM: Praetor: "Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?"
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 04, 2006, 07:43:01 PM: Someones been paying attention.
Gold star for you.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 05, 2006, 02:26:26 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Someones been paying attention.
Gold star for you.

WHOOOOOSHHHHHH!!

Don't worry; we're just fucking with you. Carefully re-read what post-person posted and see if anything stands out. Maybe check out some people's profiles too; there's no telling what you might find.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Merry Widow on April 05, 2006, 07:53:05 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 04, 2006, 07:43:01 PM
Gold star for you.

i didn't know that Postperson was jewish.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 05, 2006, 09:41:00 AM: re read what post person said...........nah thanks i nearly fell asleep the first time.

Its ok Peter i already know your from Glasgow, i know youve been dying for me to read your profile and find out ;) it still doesnt change what i said about guys from Glasgow lol

You arent a reformed alcoholic are you? ;)
Oh and if youve ever been around the town centre and been kicked in the nuts by a rather demented Redhead................then i apologise for not remembering you ;D

Nah Omega i stick on my German military uniform and hand out gold stars to almost everyone..........i dont discriminate :D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Merry Widow on April 05, 2006, 11:19:16 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 05, 2006, 09:41:00 AM
Nah Omega i stick on my German military uniform and hand out gold stars to almost everyone..........i dont discriminate :D

hahaha. in that case, i think you should give eamonn a pink triangle.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 05, 2006, 01:24:58 PM: I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.

Awwww Omega! ive not got any pink triangles..........he will just have to stick with a dairylee cheese triangle instead ;)

I could get all artistic (not to be confused with autistic) and paint it pink but well...........quite frankly it would bore me and id rather slit my wrists and paint my walls a lovely red color.

Yes praetor i actually do bleed REAL blood. Im not really a cylone or whatever you call those humanoid robot cunts from Battlestar Galactica. :P
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 05, 2006, 02:49:36 PM: Quote from: hypnotica
Its ok Peter i already know your from Glasgow, i know youve been dying for me to read your profile and find out Wink it still doesnt change what i said about guys from Glasgow lol

You arent a reformed alcoholic are you? Wink

How long have you known for? I was getting worried there that I hadn't dropped enough clues, or that you were kind of dim. :-\

And no, I'm not a reformed alcoholic. Are you drooling at my eligibility now?

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I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.

He's my bestest bum buddy, but shhhhh! Don't tell anyone.

(We're not usually this evil to newbies, but you're special. I don't even usually post in intro threads, but I was here anyway and you're local. I'm really quite nice when you get to know me.)
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 05, 2006, 02:59:50 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 05, 2006, 02:49:36 PM
Quote from: hypnotica
Its ok Peter i already know your from Glasgow, i know youve been dying for me to read your profile and find out Wink it still doesnt change what i said about guys from Glasgow lol

You arent a reformed alcoholic are you? Wink

How long have you known for? I was getting worried there that I hadn't dropped enough clues, or that you were kind of dim. :-\

And no, I'm not a reformed alcoholic. Are you drooling at my eligibility now?

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I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.

He's my bestest bum buddy, but shhhhh! Don't tell anyone.

(We're not usually this evil to newbies, but you're special. I don't even usually post in intro threads, but I was here anyway and you're local. I'm really quite nice when you get to know me.)

You're such a man whore.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 05, 2006, 03:03:15 PM: Quote from: SorceressPol
You're such a man whore.

You're just sad that I'm so far away.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 05, 2006, 03:38:24 PM: Not really. This virgin fears the Glaswegians' never-ending stamina.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 05, 2006, 03:52:03 PM: Quote from: SorceressPol
Not really. This virgin fears the Glaswegians' never-ending stamina.

SHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S A SECRET!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 05, 2006, 04:22:48 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 05, 2006, 01:24:58 PM
I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.

It wont be the first time iv had to knock back a Glaswegian burd with a big mouth who has taken a pass at me.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 05, 2006, 09:41:38 PM: Yes Peter i could tell you were pissing down your leg like a little excited puppy waiting for me to notice you were in the same town as me, and nah i aint blonde.
Your not a reformed alcoholic.........ok one last question then........are you a smack addict and if not are you using methadone? ;D

I dont think your boyfriend would like me drooling, personally im just surprised i havent encountered you in Glasgow i usually notice when theres someone else who isnt a smack addict, on methadone, a ned, a big issue seller or an alcoholic. :P

btw im fine with evil ;D where in Glasgow you from? if you say you are on a drug rehabilitation programme afterall then i shall presume Cranhill or somewhere lol

Eamonn, the girls in Glasgow are usually very eager beavers, i am not included in that category i think i was genetically modified somehow, and to knock a girl back she usually has to be interested in the first place, big mouth or otherwise, i know your crushed arent you i took a pass. ;D

By the way is it true your really part of the Graham Norton crew, because we could maybe exchange fashion tips, talk about lipglosses and stuff ;)

*Im only playing with ya so dont take it personally or anything* :)
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 12:45:05 AM: Im only playing with you as well, Hypnotica. The guys will tell you, im outright mean usually but since your a newbie and alledgedly a girl i will continue being very nice to you, treacle. ;)
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Lucifer on April 06, 2006, 02:22:32 AM: "treacle"! *laughs uncontrollably*
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 03:09:00 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Yes Peter i could tell you were pissing down your leg like a little excited puppy waiting for me to notice you were in the same town as me, and nah i aint blonde.

Oh dear. You found me out. :-[ Yes, I've been terribly excited about you, and I've been wanking off to your avatar every waking hour since I first saw you. It's ok if you're not blonde; nobody's perfect. Btw, are you ugly? Your pic looks like the "One in a million that looked half-decent and completely different from what you actually look like" sort. It's not like a fat, smelly old drug-using ned like myself could hope for much though. Can we fuck now?

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ok one last question then........are you a smack addict and if not are you using methadone?

Damn! You had to ask, didn't you?

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if you say you are on a drug rehabilitation programme afterall then i shall presume Cranhill or somewhere lol

Presume away.

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I dont think your boyfriend would like me drooling

No, and I wouldn't like that either; it's very 'mental patient'. Not sexy at all.

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Im only playing with you as well, Hypnotica. The guys will tell you, im outright mean usually but since your a newbie and alledgedly a girl i will continue being very nice to you, treacle. Wink

Don't be fooled; he just wants to drink from your fairy cup, don't you, eamonn?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 03:23:32 AM: Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 03:09:00 AM

Quote from: eamonn
Im only playing with you as well, Hypnotica. The guys will tell you, im outright mean usually but since your a newbie and alledgedly a girl i will continue being very nice to you, treacle. Wink

Don't be fooled; he just wants to drink from your fairy cup, don't you, eamonn?

That boys good. I want to binge on her ginger minge. :-*
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 09:28:23 AM: Treacle, binge and fairy cup im sensing a theme here have i stepped in to an over-eaters eating disorders forum instead? :P

Im allegedly a girl? well if i aint i better develop a cock soon. I must admit its hard to tell from my darkstarlings profile if im a chick or not.........i must get myself some hardcore money shots up there or something just to ease the confusion. I know what game you guys are playing, COUPLE OF PERVERTS! ;D

Yeah i thank the gods for small mercys that im not blonde, i mean ive suffered enough in this life without having to be a vegetable too. ;)

Can we fuck now? nah im very hard work therefore maybe we should just end it now Snowflake before it gets too painful for you. ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 10:32:09 AM: So does that mean i get to lick your pussy or not? I want a ginger 'tache.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 10:59:14 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Treacle, binge and fairy cup im sensing a theme here have i stepped in to an over-eaters eating disorders forum instead?

Eamonn:

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/petermackenzie2/Linked%20to/Fatguy2.jpg)

And myself:

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/petermackenzie2/Linked%20to/fatguy1.jpg)

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Can we fuck now? nah im very hard work therefore maybe we should just end it now Snowflake before it gets too painful for you. Grin

What's hard work about you? All I've got to do is bend you over and spread your butt-cheeks, right? :-\
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM: That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM: Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM: Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM: Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM: Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM: Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here! Do you mind? >:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:49:53 AM: ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 06, 2006, 11:51:28 AM: Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:58:16 AM: It depends how and where your fucking. :P

Im the kind of person if someone left crumbs on my bed id be finding it difficult to hide the fact i want stab the bastard 50times, blame OCD type issues with tidyness, cleanliness etc. ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 12:12:25 PM: Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here! Do you mind? >:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan! >:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
It depends how and where your fucking. Tongue

Yeah, fine for the kitchen counter, but it's not so great to get whipped cream and strawberries all over the sheets. I don't have anything particularly against involving food with sex, but it doesn't appeal to me and I prefer to keep them seperate.

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Im the kind of person if someone left crumbs on my bed id be finding it difficult to hide the fact i want stab the bastard 50times, blame OCD type issues with tidyness, cleanliness etc.

I'm rather more forgiving. Sleeping with someone is rarely an exercise in comfort at the best of times, so a few crumbs would be a minor concern compared to them lying on my arm or something, and even then I tend to just put up with it or at least try not to wake them when I shift around.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Silk on April 06, 2006, 12:25:10 PM: Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?>:(

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 12:34:14 PM: Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here! Do you mind? >:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan! >:(

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

You don't think that would turn her on? :-\ Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 01:23:24 PM: Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 12:34:14 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?>:(

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

You don't think that would turn her on?? ?:-\ Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?

Too good for Mcdonalds are we? Talking of whic, Supersized me is on the telly tonight at ten if anyone is interested. Talking of which, these quote boxes are getting as big as mcjaggers american arse and with as many words as Hypnotica's blog thingy. Let's try to keep the quotes to a sensible size kids.

Eamonn, as admin.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 01:24:47 PM: Quote from: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 01:23:24 PM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 12:34:14 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Petra on April 06, 2006, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Praetor on April 06, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on April 06, 2006, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 11:23:11 AM
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

:-\ ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(

Quote from: Hypnotica
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?>:(

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

You don't think that would turn her on?? ?:-\ Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?

Too good for Mcdonalds are we? Talking of whic, Supersized me is on the telly tonight at ten if anyone is interested. Talking of which, these quote boxes are getting as big as mcjaggers american arse and with as many words as Hypnotica's blog thingy. Let's try to keep the quotes to a sensible size kids.

Eamonn, as admin.

God im sexy when i come over all authoritive.

Eamonn, as site owner.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 01:30:00 PM: Spoilsport! >:(
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 01:33:04 PM: I was only joking petra. (quoting them myself and again is a giveaway) Have fun with the quotes little kiddies but dont forget who your favourite uncle is.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 01:38:21 PM: Nah, it was getting boring and annoying. We can do it again in another thread sometime, but I've had enough for now.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: eamonn on April 06, 2006, 01:45:20 PM: Dont "Nah" me petra. Im your favourite uncle and if i tell you to sit on my middle knee you bloody well will. >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 01:55:35 PM: But it hurts! :'( :-[

I'll tell mummy!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 05:18:22 PM: I feel like ive interupted a special moment ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 06, 2006, 05:58:16 PM: Can I sit on your middle knee too? :)
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 06, 2006, 06:24:20 PM: Ive got a better idea, how about you get on your knees ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 07, 2006, 03:28:50 AM: You want me to give you a blowjob? :-*
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 07, 2006, 07:03:33 PM: lol nah i just like my men to know who the boss is ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 07, 2006, 07:29:15 PM: Yes, many women like my dominance in the bedroom. :police:
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 07, 2006, 07:47:02 PM: What are you a woman beater aswell as a filthy slut ;)

Apparently i come across like a bit of a dominatrix, and its kinda true but only because ive never met a guy even remotely worth submitting to or passing the reigns over to for a while, when i say a while i mean until i decide to smack them with my whip, stick the shackles back on and cover their mouth with duct tape again. ;D

Take that police hat off, its so gay!!!!! and hand over the cuffs ohhhhh the new policemen have tazers, i want one of those :D Is Eamonn still making you play naughty cops and robbers? ;)

I must admit even tho the people here seem really great, im getting kinda bored , i dont normally do the forum thing neways but i had specific reasons for coming here and well its not been so productive for me. So if i disappear, its nothing personal :P
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 07, 2006, 07:56:30 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Apparently i come across like a bit of a dominatrix, and its kinda true but only because ive never met a guy even remotely worth submitting to or passing the reigns over to for a while, when i say a while i mean until i decide to smack them with my whip, stick the shackles back on and cover their mouth with duct tape again. Grin

I've always been a domineer too, but then the women were all pretty happy to be tied up and molested, so I don't know what would happen if I found one that wanted to take a more active stance.

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I must admit even tho the people here seem really great, im getting kinda bored , i dont normally do the forum thing neways but i had specific reasons for coming here and well its not been so productive for me. So if i disappear, its nothing personal

You don't love us? :'(

Forums work better when you don't have a life. Do you have one of those thingies? You could always get rid of it. You're sitting here at 02:50, so you can't have that much of one.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 07, 2006, 08:07:19 PM: Youd wet your pants and run if a woman wanted to take a more active stance ;D

I know its 2:55am on a party night and im on MSN messenger and the internet............rather sad lol

I dont really like mixing with people much, im very specific and way to picky about the type of people i dont mind being around me and even then i can get suffocated easily and just want them to fuck off lol :angel:

Surely you checked my darkstarlings profile, im not exactly a people person, and when people do try and talk to me im apparently very cold, insensitive and well intimidating lol

So im not really a pub, club, party type of gal. Theres to many arseholes id want to smack, i get too many pervs trying it on and my knee wanders from time to time towards their groin but well i cant get away with that forever. ;D

Dont worry Peter i dont think my knee can hit you from here.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: shima on April 07, 2006, 10:06:00 PM: Message boards are perfect solution for those of us with neither life nor social skills. And here I was thinking hypnotica_gaze was a pub, club, party type of gal. :angel:
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 08, 2006, 04:12:43 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica
Surely you checked my darkstarlings profile

Hmmmm, sorry. I wasn't pissing my pants in excitement enough to bother stalking you. Want to give me a link?

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, im not exactly a people person, and when people do try and talk to me im apparently very cold, insensitive and well intimidating lol

Yes, I had gathered that impression; the sort of person I'd dismiss as an insufferable bitch and avoid in favour of nicer people. That's ok though; we're looking for people like you to add a bit of spice to the site. You could tell us all how sad we are for being here and post random pictures of parrots.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 08, 2006, 08:15:25 PM: Erm my profile......ok feel free to look and go WHAT A FUCKING BITCH MAN!!!! AND SHES A POTENTIAL PSYCHOPATH.

http://www.darkstarlings.com/display_profile.php?name=pandoradreanna

Well Peter its not that i cant be nice, its just id rather be honest and upfront which the majority of people cant seem to handle, and well when you want to do your own thing and cant be arsed with people suffocating you or random strangers touching you, you seem to be labelled "anti social" in this society.

Personally i dont give a fuck, id rather be anti social than sit in a club with a bunch of morons who id rather torture with a blow torch than make fake polite conversation with and pretend we have anything remotely in common. ;D

Nah Shima im not a party girl............im a self admitted geek, id rather walk around the Necropolis (graveyards) admiring the stones and messages on them, go to galleries, museums, or shopping & well my other interests are considered freaky. lol
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: DivaD on April 08, 2006, 09:20:16 PM: you look just like my cousin!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 08, 2006, 09:23:51 PM: Is that good or bad? lol
Dare i ask.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 08, 2006, 10:33:23 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 08, 2006, 08:15:25 PM
Erm my profile......ok feel free to look and go WHAT A FUCKING BITCH MAN!!!! AND SHES A POTENTIAL PSYCHOPATH.

http://www.darkstarlings.com/display_profile.php?name=pandoradreanna

Well Peter its not that i cant be nice, its just id rather be honest and upfront which the majority of people cant seem to handle, and well when you want to do your own thing and cant be arsed with people suffocating you or random strangers touching you, you seem to be labelled "anti social" in this society.

Personally i dont give a fuck, id rather be anti social than sit in a club with a bunch of morons who id rather torture with a blow torch than make fake polite conversation with and pretend we have anything remotely in common.? ;D

Nah Shima im not a party girl............im a self admitted geek, id rather walk around the Necropolis (graveyards) admiring the stones and messages on them, go to galleries, museums, or shopping & well my other interests are considered freaky. lol

i am utterly and totally smitten with you.
someone else please smite me.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 09, 2006, 10:22:40 AM: 'Utterly smitten' is that another way of saying 'scared shitless'. ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Praetor on April 09, 2006, 10:45:45 AM: Ive made the biggest thread ever so far \M/
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: DivaD on April 09, 2006, 10:47:34 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 08, 2006, 09:23:51 PM
Is that good or bad? lol
Dare i ask.

well my cousin is a total bimbo, whether that's good or bad i'll let you decide ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 09, 2006, 11:38:20 AM: Ok well i may look like her, but i certainly wont share her personality traits then. lol
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2006, 02:46:24 PM: i have noticed laz.
it has taken on a life of its own.

maybe we could think of a gift for the people who originate 100 post threads.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 09, 2006, 05:17:56 PM: Free gift?
Dont tell me your planning on pimping out poor Peter.
Look what youve caused Laz!!! :P
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on April 10, 2006, 02:56:04 AM: i was thinking more of a cheap pleather hand bag as a free gift with purchase.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Peter on April 10, 2006, 03:31:54 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 09, 2006, 05:17:56 PM
Free gift?
Dont tell me your planning on pimping out poor Peter.
Look what youve caused Laz!!! :P

Peter's all pimped out already, and I need time for my knee to heal before I do any more.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 10, 2006, 09:41:51 AM: Dont you mean Knees? ;D
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: thepeaguy on January 04, 2007, 12:49:20 PM: Quote from: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?

From good friends to now bitter enemies...
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on January 04, 2007, 12:50:44 PM: Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:49:20 PM
Quote from: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?

From good friends to now bitter enemies...
intensity is a cancer.
or is it anti-heather.
or is it peter.

or was it an even mix of the three?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: thepeaguy on January 04, 2007, 12:53:00 PM: Quote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 12:50:44 PM
Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:49:20 PM
Quote from: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?

From good friends to now bitter enemies...
intensity is a cancer.
or is it anti-heather.
or is it peter.

or was it an even mix of the three?

Well, it was amusing bullshit from the last couple of months while it lasted.

And I made a good friend from it too!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on January 04, 2007, 12:53:51 PM: Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:53:00 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 12:50:44 PM
Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:49:20 PM
Quote from: Praetor on April 03, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
Hello guys

I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.

Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D

So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?

From good friends to now bitter enemies...
intensity is a cancer.
or is it anti-heather.
or is it peter.

or was it an even mix of the three?

Well, it was amusing bullshit from the last couple of months while it lasted.

And I made a good friend from it too!

yes, i think of you as a friend as well.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: thepeaguy on January 04, 2007, 12:56:30 PM: The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.

Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on January 04, 2007, 02:16:20 PM: Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:56:30 PM
The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.

Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?

i know, i was being amusing.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: thepeaguy on January 04, 2007, 02:24:41 PM: Quote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:56:30 PM
The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.

Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?

i know, i was being amusing.

Are we friends, really? :(
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on January 04, 2007, 06:29:32 PM: Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 02:24:41 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: Queen Drahma on January 04, 2007, 12:56:30 PM
The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.

Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?

i know, i was being amusing.

Are we friends, really? :(
friends are to be used, pea. they have to have some quality that you find value in. otherwise what good are they.

yes pea, you are my friend. i find you to be highly amusing. yes, you amuse me. i only fear that i don't have any qualities that you hold value in.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 09:33:04 AM: Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2007, 09:35:13 AM: are you still blue over the HG incident?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 09:38:39 AM: Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 09:35:13 AM
are you still blue over the HG incident?

Kinda angry, yes. I don't like it when my honour and integrity are trivialised by worms, to whom I regarded as close friends at one point.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2007, 09:44:04 AM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:38:39 AM
Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 09:35:13 AM
are you still blue over the HG incident?

Kinda angry, yes. I don't like it when my honour and integrity are trivialised by worms, to whom I regarded as close friends at one point.
if you were an administrator you could do some sneaky stuff-ola.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Scrapheap on May 12, 2007, 09:45:46 AM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:33:04 AM
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!

Did you get burned by HG ??
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 09:46:18 AM: Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:38:39 AM
Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 09:35:13 AM
are you still blue over the HG incident?

Kinda angry, yes. I don't like it when my honour and integrity are trivialised by worms, to whom I regarded as close friends at one point.
if you were an administrator you could do some sneaky stuff-ola.

It invoked some of my past memories where friends from school used to dump me in favour of the precious people on top of that almighty heirarchy that is still apparent in most of the school sectors.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 09:49:30 AM: Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:33:04 AM
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!

Did you get burned by HG ??

Undeservingly, I did get burned, after being loyal to her, like Robert was with Omega.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Scrapheap on May 12, 2007, 09:56:32 AM: Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:49:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:33:04 AM
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!

Did you get burned by HG ??

Undeservingly, I did get burned, after being loyal to her, like Robert was with Omega.

At least you weren't a stupid drooling sap like wobert. :-\
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 12, 2007, 10:04:14 AM: Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 09:56:32 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:49:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 12, 2007, 09:33:04 AM
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!

Did you get burned by HG ??

Undeservingly, I did get burned, after being loyal to her, like Robert was with Omega.

At least you weren't a stupid drooling sap like wobert. :-\

Here's what I don't understand: If you're the type of person who doesn't want to associate with a lot of people, then why get all emotive with me and regard me as a friend, even though I'm not a proper friend because we communicate online? Why have a MySpace page with over a dozen contacts? Hermit, my ass.

Oh yeah, to the guest: I might be a whiny bastard, but at least I have the decency to keep my ranting in close quarters rather than having to send death threats either to her social mobile phone number or to her home address, which I have both deleted mind you because I'm a decent kind of a touchy phag.

Fuck off, whoever you are!
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 13, 2007, 12:18:51 PM: Feck off, I-Spy!

(http://www.networkingtheinternet.com/images/spy-vs-spy.jpg)
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:36:55 PM: Why do we keep having a guest who views this page? ???
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:37:59 PM: A confused bot?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:41:39 PM: These bots do my head in. Can't we get rid of 'em?
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:43:22 PM: Not without restricting access.
They provide free publicity,
so overall they're a good thing.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: The_P on May 18, 2007, 02:44:17 PM: Quote from: calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:43:22 PM
Not without restricting access.
They provide free publicity,
so overall they're a good thing.

The opposite of you, then.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 02:45:16 PM: Pretty similar actually,
other than being good.
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 15, 2018, 07:30:23 PM: Aaah, so this is how HG got here. :apondering:
Title: Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
Post by: rock hound on October 15, 2018, 08:13:46 PM: She's been gone a long time.