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Title: *brags*
Post by: Kaze no Kae on November 19, 2006, 06:03:42 PM
I can now play the first half of Metallica - Nothing Else Matters on the guitar :P :D

EDIT: on a side note, these smileys are awful and badly need to be changed >.<
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: McGiver on November 19, 2006, 06:11:01 PM
 :headbang: :upyours: :rant: :thanks: :titfuck: :naruto4:

and my favorite-  :poop:
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Kaze no Kae on November 19, 2006, 06:33:48 PM
rofl i meant the basic ones  ::)
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Litigious on November 19, 2006, 07:11:00 PM
I can read medieval German poems with the correct pronounciation.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Scrapheap on November 19, 2006, 07:56:24 PM
I can suck my own dick.  :P
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Litigious on November 19, 2006, 07:58:20 PM
Yay! You don't need no stinking girl, then!  ;)
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Kaze no Kae on November 20, 2006, 04:46:20 AM
I can suck my own dick.  :P
We sooooooooooooooooooo needed that information *goes off to puke*
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: McGiver on November 20, 2006, 06:12:09 AM
i certainly wish that i could suck my own dick.

i watch dogs do it and it looks like they are enjoying themselves.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:17:35 AM
I like to drink or lick my cum out of a pussy or off a woman's face, so why not drink it directly from my own cock? I can as most reach the tip of the foreskin with my lips, but that is a great feeling.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: McGiver on November 20, 2006, 06:22:03 AM
i am just afraid that once it started to feel to good that i would break my back or something.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:25:55 AM
That's why I don't do it so often nowaadays. When I was younger I used to lay in a position where I could jerk off and take the cumshot in my mouth. It's a great feeling to take your own cumshot in your mouth. But it did hurt my back a little.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Nomaken on November 20, 2006, 07:17:08 AM
I'm sure if i did it a few times, i'd get used to it, but i am certainly not compelled to suck my own cock.  Then again, i have a small cock, so reaching it is such a pain in the ass, that I am already disinclined to try.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: McGiver on November 20, 2006, 07:20:03 AM
I'm sure if i did it a few times, i'd get used to it, but i am certainly not compelled to suck my own cock.  Then again, i have a small cock, so reaching it is such a pain in the ass, that I am already disinclined to try.
plus your tummy rolls probably prevent you from being successful.  i know that is the case for me.  and i am not as limber as i was when i was 20 years old.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: El on November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: McGiver on November 20, 2006, 06:39:25 PM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

who is PMS Elle's bitch?

Pwned.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: DirtDawg on November 20, 2006, 07:19:19 PM

I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

 God she's fast! That one will echo for days in my head.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Scrapheap on November 20, 2006, 10:14:13 PM

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

As long as you wash it first, It's OK. Otherwise you'd be a dirty cocksucker!! :laugh:
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: DirtDawg on November 20, 2006, 10:18:59 PM
I like the way these threads go to the gutter so fast.

No brag, just fact.
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Nomaken on November 20, 2006, 11:42:40 PM
I can brag, want me to brag?
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Scrapheap on November 20, 2006, 11:53:20 PM
I can brag, want me to brag?

do your worst sick puupy!!
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Nomaken on November 21, 2006, 12:34:42 AM
I've got a kitty.

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Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Leto729 on November 21, 2006, 01:25:05 AM
I can suck on tootsie roll pops.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/jasmine93/606146324.jpg)
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Litigious on November 21, 2006, 07:05:28 AM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

Thanks.  8)
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 06:09:09 PM
I can suck on tootsie roll pops.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/jasmine93/606146324.jpg)

have you told us how many licks it takes to get to the center?
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Bazza on December 03, 2006, 09:06:10 PM
I can lick my nose
Title: Re: *brags*
Post by: Leto729 on December 03, 2006, 11:47:48 PM
I can suck on tootsie roll pops.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/jasmine93/606146324.jpg)

have you told us how many licks it takes to get to the center?
I usually suck not really lick it. So I would not really know how many licks it would take.