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Title: Family Sayings
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 02, 2017, 09:30:31 PM
What are some of the sayings in your family?  Here are some from my family and from the internet.

Tonight we have ifits for tea, if it's in the freezer we're eating it.

CORN - Clean Out Refrigerator Night

Well, that's that ass wiped. 

Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: renaeden on March 02, 2017, 11:50:16 PM
What's for tea?

Bread and duck under the table.

Shit with sugar on it.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 03, 2017, 06:06:29 AM
  My mother:  "Use your head for something besides a hat rack!"  :coolguy: :laugh:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 03, 2017, 06:17:19 AM
  My mother:  "The cat can look at the queen."    :kitten: :respect:


   I think it meant we're all equal despite rank, that nobody is better than anybody else.  :apondering:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 03, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
  My mother:  "Well, I'm off ... like a herd of turtles."  :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Fun With Matches on March 03, 2017, 10:52:03 AM
I've got nothing. My family obviously aren't very creative. Actually, they're quite artistic.

The only one I can think of is, "I'm cream crackered".
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 03, 2017, 11:11:44 AM
  My mother:  "Well, I'm off ... like a herd of turtles."  :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle:  :laugh:
:thumbup:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2017, 11:20:46 AM

My grandfather:

"That's so good it eats right where you hold it."

It was complementary without getting into specifics.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2017, 11:29:47 AM

My father:

"Well, bless his heart!"

My dad did not like to use swear words, but we all knew that saying was code for, "That SON OF A BITCH!!" 
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Fun With Matches on March 03, 2017, 11:43:43 AM
  My mother:  "Well, I'm off ... like a herd of turtles."  :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle:  :laugh:

I misread that at first as a herd of truffles.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: DirtDawg on March 03, 2017, 01:51:54 PM

My brilliant and artistic wife, concerned about my health:

"You've been burning your candle at both ends so long you're running out of wax."

 :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Jack on March 03, 2017, 07:08:15 PM
What's for tea?

Bread and duck under the table.

Shit with sugar on it.
Pot of stuff.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 03, 2017, 07:38:11 PM
We say a pound of hundreds.  :orly: It's the standard answer to what do you want, when the answer is nothing. What do you want for your birthday? What do you want for Christmas? I'm going to the store, do you want me to bring something back for you? A pound of hundreds.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Pyraxis on March 03, 2017, 10:45:51 PM

My brilliant and artistic wife, concerned about my health:

"You've been burning your candle at both ends so long you're running out of wax."

 :tinfoil:

 :rollingpin: :runaway:

 :LOL:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 04, 2017, 06:25:07 AM
I've got nothing. My family obviously aren't very creative. Actually, they're quite artistic.

The only one I can think of is, "I'm cream crackered".

  Is that a rhyming-slang version of  "I'm knackered"?  :orly:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Fun With Matches on March 04, 2017, 12:09:41 PM
I've got nothing. My family obviously aren't very creative. Actually, they're quite artistic.

The only one I can think of is, "I'm cream crackered".

  Is that a rhyming-slang version of  "I'm knackered"?  :orly:

It is!
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: 'andersom' on March 04, 2017, 12:49:46 PM

My brilliant and artistic wife, concerned about my health:

"You've been burning your candle at both ends so long you're running out of wax."

 :tinfoil:
Did your wife have Dutch ancesters?
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: 'andersom' on March 04, 2017, 12:55:48 PM
My Father: "Raise your arse and walk." (He used to say that as if it were a verse from the bible.)
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: renaeden on March 04, 2017, 10:07:03 PM
^I think I may end up saying that one to Kayleigh when she is in a lazy mood.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: odeon on March 05, 2017, 12:47:28 AM
"Secretly salted" is what my mum says about some food. The original saying is in Finnish ("salasuolainen").
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: 'andersom' on March 05, 2017, 04:33:08 AM
^I think I may end up saying that one to Kayleigh when she is in a lazy mood.
Do it in Dutch .  :autism:
"Verhef uw gat en wandel."
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: renaeden on March 05, 2017, 09:08:32 PM
^ That's cool!

We learnt how to say "I love you" in German and every now and then we shout it at each other because it sounds better that way. :D
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 06, 2017, 11:39:26 AM
I often say, "Olive juice" to The PR meaning "I love you."  She says "Pickle pie" back, no reasoning behind those words.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 06, 2017, 08:03:01 PM
I often say, "Olive juice" to The PR meaning "I love you."  She says "Pickle pie" back, no reasoning behind those words.

I like that.  :orly:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: odeon on March 07, 2017, 01:13:22 AM
I often say, "Olive juice" to The PR meaning "I love you."  She says "Pickle pie" back, no reasoning behind those words.

I like that.  :orly:

Me too. It's sweet.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 07, 2017, 04:24:57 AM
I often say, "Olive juice" to The PR meaning "I love you."  She says "Pickle pie" back, no reasoning behind those words.

I like that.  :orly:

Me too. It's sweet.

  The Royal ladies are adorable. :queenie: :heart: :queenie:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 07, 2017, 01:35:42 PM
Thank you all.
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Lestat on March 19, 2017, 07:58:54 PM
'we don't want a bunch of dead cats on the lawn'

 q

And QV that is SO cute,
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Icequeen on March 20, 2017, 05:49:03 AM
My mother's favorite: "What doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger."
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Parts on June 09, 2017, 09:18:51 PM
When you got sick or hurt  my mother would always tell you not to worry about it either you will get better (no need to worry)or you'll die (can't worry anymore).  She is a strange woman :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 09, 2017, 11:09:16 PM
"There's more than one way to fuck a cat"
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: 'andersom' on June 10, 2017, 07:23:49 AM
"There's more than one way to fuck a cat"

You come from a weird family.  :tard:
Title: Re: Family Sayings
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 10, 2017, 01:47:16 PM
"There's more than one way to fuck a cat"

You come from a weird family.  :tard:


You got that right. Dad was the only one that used it. It did not really catch on for some reason.