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A priest, a rabbi and a whale walk into a bar.
The priest walks up to the bartender and says, "since I believe that our lord and savior has appeared on this Earth as Jesus Christ, I shall drink sacramental wine."
The rabbi walks up to the bartender and says, "since I do not believe our lord and savior has appeared on this earth and am still waiting for him, I shall drink manischewitz wine."
The whale walks up to the bartender and says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
My lemon tree is full of buds.
I planted Meyer lemon seeds about 2 years after mom died so 2013ish...three grew. I was told they would probably never bloom since they were grown from seed. It's around 4 ft tall now...it sprouted one blossom last year during our move, but that died off...this year it has buds everywhere. I know not whether it will get fruit, but I'm happy for the buds. I gave away the other two online before the move...do not know where they went...they were the same size.
Funny thing is...I saw my neighbor here across the street set hers out last week...same size...I wonder.
^I've not heard of a self serve kiosk to pay bills before. We don't have them here.
I pay online through my bank. They give me a security number via my phone to plug in, finalising the payment. I have until 23rd June to pay it.