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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Adam on October 20, 2010, 10:28:34 AM
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type in here when you have to pee
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type in here when you have to pee
If we do that, will we then no longer have to pee? :orly:
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:lol:
If I have to pee, I'm going to go pee, not spend a lot of time hunting for the pee thread first.
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:LOL:
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:pee:
i want a smilie, i want it now, but i have to wait for a million of the fuckers to load before i can peruse them all.
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I have to pee!
:pee: :zombiefuck:
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I really do gotta pee
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Fuck off and pee then! :laugh:
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No I need to post some more about it! :2thumbsup:
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shit i really need to peebut now my berother's in the bath
desperate!!!
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I have to pee...soon :green:
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:LOL:
i like this thread!
I need to pee now, but not so much. so i guess i'm gonna hold it in for a while :D
i thought you should know ;D
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omg its getting late and theres football on soon, shit! gotta go pee and shower guys, bye!
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I have to pee again
I'm going to post in this thread every single time I have to pee
right now I do
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Ooops, I went on impulse, without posting about it here, a couple of times today.
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Ooops, I went on impulse, without posting about it here, a couple of times today.
That's not the way this thread works! Please comply with the new policy! :police:
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i even had a dream about having to pee.
it was like a nightmare cause i couldn't :(
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i even had a dream about having to pee.
it was like a nightmare cause i couldn't :(
i have had dreams like that
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I;ve had dreams that I'm going to the toilet and then I've woke up half asleep thinking I'm at the toilet and nearly pissed myself
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i've had dreams where i was taking a shit and it almost happend in my bed, :LMAO:
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I;ve had dreams that I'm going to the toilet and then I've woke up half asleep thinking I'm at the toilet and nearly pissed myself
I remember that dream only too well.
I woke in a wet bed, with dry PJ's. I had taken them off before peeing. I was four, and so embarrassed. :lol:
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I really gotta pee again
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i don't :D i already went ;D
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me too now
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I gotta pee
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I gotta pee in my bathtub...oh wait, I just did :green:
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I need to pee :pee: :zombiefuck:
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I need a wee wee :bigcry:
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I need a wee wee :bigcry:
Well, raise your hand if you have to go and RINSE YOUR MOUTH with saltwater. (Sorry, I'm a mum.)
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Ok I've been now and will rinse my mouth when i go downstairs in a minute :laugh:
how much salt do I put in the water? :tinfoil:
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Ok I've been now and will rinse my mouth when i go downstairs in a minute :laugh:
how much salt do I put in the water? :tinfoil:
I don't measure, but enough make it slightly salty to the taste, depends on the amount of water.
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i have to pee and i dont want to get up to do it :M
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buy diapers? :D
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I need a wee wee :bigcry:
Well, raise your hand if you have to go and RINSE YOUR MOUTH with saltwater. (Sorry, I'm a mum.)
i REALLY need to rinse my mouth with salt water... just not for participation in this thread
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I need a wee wee :bigcry:
Well, raise your hand if you have to go and RINSE YOUR MOUTH with saltwater. (Sorry, I'm a mum.)
i REALLY need to rinse my mouth with salt water... just not for participation in this thread
Why, have you got a mouth ulcer?
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I had to pee, but my brother didn't wanna let me :( what an asshole...
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pee on him
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I need a wee wee :bigcry:
Well, raise your hand if you have to go and RINSE YOUR MOUTH with saltwater. (Sorry, I'm a mum.)
i REALLY need to rinse my mouth with salt water... just not for participation in this thread
Why, have you got a mouth ulcer?
no i just swear a lot
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I have to pee now but I will after "This Used to be my Playground" ends.
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I haven't been to the toilet for over 33 hours
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is no one impresssed?
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you guys just don't know talent when it's staring you in the face :M
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Sounds like a reason for alarm.
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Sound the alarm! Call Scotland Yard! :flasher:
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What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.
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i have to pee and i dont want to get up to do it :M
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What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.
It probably sounds like a waterfall.
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I kinda have to pee, but I'll wait a bit.
Only someone on this forum would think to post a thread like this. :LOL:
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i had to pee once... turns out i was dreaming... still peed though...
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i had to pee once... turns out i was dreaming... still peed though...
Those dreams used to fool me too.
:laugh:
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This thread is like running water...
it makes you WANT to go to the bathroom!
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i had to pee once... turns out i was dreaming... still peed though...
Those dreams used to fool me too.
:laugh:
yea really sucks when your three years old though because your older brother laughs at you and then you stab him and you gotta deal with the horrible actors of CSI Miami
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This thread is like running water...
it makes you WANT to go to the bathroom!
ill take your word on that one
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What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.
It probably sounds like a waterfall.
Or maybe a quiet tinkle.
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I've been reading this thread for a while and have to insert a "Mom" moment.
Chronically holding urine has been known to sometimes cause a bladder infection. Also, since urine contains wastes from the body it may not be healthy to keep them in the body too long.
As I said, a "Mom" moment.
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the pee alarm sounds like "peepeepeepeepeepee"
i need to pee now..:/
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Not me. I feel fine.
What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.
It probably sounds like a waterfall.
Or maybe a quiet tinkle.
:lol:
I was thinking of those little waterfalls people sometmes get and keep inside for a constant calming background noise.
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just woke up... gotta pee
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I have to go....
brb.
Edit: Been.
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I've been reading this thread for a while and have to insert a "Mom" moment.
Chronically holding urine has been known to sometimes cause a bladder infection. Also, since urine contains wastes from the body it may not be healthy to keep them in the body too long.
As I said, a "Mom" moment.
:plus: I'm not a mom, but I am a nurse's daughter, and I endorse this message! :thumbup:
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I've been reading this thread for a while and have to insert a "Mom" moment.
Chronically holding urine has been known to sometimes cause a bladder infection. Also, since urine contains wastes from the body it may not be healthy to keep them in the body too long.
As I said, a "Mom" moment.
:plus: I'm not a mom, but I am a nurse's daughter, and I endorse this message! :thumbup:
This has been an unpaid medical endorsement. Consult your doctor before trying any information in this message. Results may vary and are not typical. Side effects include: smelly clothes, furniture, weird stares from people on the street, dogs following you around.
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Went on impulse again, when I woke up, without turning on computer first to notify you all.
I'm deeply sorry if I caused inconveniences that way. But, doing it otherwise would have been inconvenient for me.
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Went on impulse again, when I woke up, without turning on computer first to notify you all.
I'm deeply sorry if I caused inconveniences that way. But, doing it otherwise would have been inconvenient for me.
You need to get internet browsing on your cell phone. Then we can all enjoy the moment with you. :laugh:
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Went on impulse again, when I woke up, without turning on computer first to notify you all.
I'm deeply sorry if I caused inconveniences that way. But, doing it otherwise would have been inconvenient for me.
You need to get internet browsing on your cell phone. Then we can all enjoy the moment with you. :laugh:
Last few days, going to pee was my only sense of privacy, not going to share that bit too. I'm sorry, just protecting myself. :orly:
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I must admit, I've been peeing without telling all along! :P
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I forgot to say before when I needed to pee. I was too desperate and didn't have time :P
I think I told hyke in the chat though lol
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I forgot to say before when I needed to pee. I was too desperate and didn't have time :P
I think I told hyke in the chat though lol
As long as you tell someone first. :thumbup:
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I forgot to say before when I needed to pee. I was too desperate and didn't have time :P
I think I told hyke in the chat though lol
Yeah, you're safe, you did notify a member. :zoinks:
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I didn't have time to post it here :-[
i had to run cause i'd pee myself
:D
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*Unzips, whips out dick, pees in the middle of the floor. Laughs throatily, shakes cock, puts away, and walks out of the room.*
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*Unzips, whips out dick, pees in the middle of the floor. Laughs throatily, shakes cock, puts away, and walks out of the room.*
You didn't wash your hands! :police:
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*pats squid on the cheek*
:LOL:
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*pats squid on the cheek*
:LOL:
:sick:
Oh thats naaaaaaasty.
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:lol:
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:lol:
Sadist. :P
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i need wee wee
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I gotta pee
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I gotta pee
Then go! You'll feel better! :thumbup:
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Gotta go.
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Couldn't wait. :zoinks:
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Wanted to do the right thing. And post here before I go.
Damn. I deserve a medal for keeping it dry that long.
Did all of you Intensians cheat, or can you abstain for urinating that long indeed?
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I forgot, and peed without posting. :-[
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I have been loads of times and not posted anything about it.
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I have to jizz. :zoinks:
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This thread is like porn to me.
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I have been loads of times and not posted anything about it.
Me too! We're the Bad Girls' Club! >:D
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This thread is like porn to me.
Watersports?
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(http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/WW-Warbirds_1.jpg)
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This thread is like porn to me.
Watersports?
yes :eyebrows:
Oh, and I got to go pee.
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I just came back, I couldn't hold it any longer :D
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I was desperate for hours so I ended up getting up early (about 5pm)
Now I have to wait ages for the football. watching the simpsons
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I have to pee, but i dont want to :laugh:
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Damn, this one took long to find.
My bladder is about to burst.
:santa:
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I don't need to pee at all right now
Which is good, as my mum isn't here
(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)
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this thread is sexy
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I don't need to pee at all right now
Which is good, as my mum isn't here
(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)
You make a thread about peeing, then complain that people post in a thread about th weather?? :zombiefuck:
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I don't need to pee at all right now
Which is good, as my mum isn't here
(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)
Does your mum need to supervise you having a pee? :-\
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I don't need to pee at all right now
Which is good, as my mum isn't here
(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)
Why does it matter whether or not your mum is there when you need to pee?
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I don't need to pee at all right now
Which is good, as my mum isn't here
(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)
Why does it matter whether or not your mum is there when you need to pee?
Soph always showers after peeing. I assume that his mother would be critical of this behavior pattern.
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That specific day I didn't know if there were towels in the bathroom or not, so had to wait for my mum to come back
If I'd gone in there and found out there weren't any towels then it'd have been too late :P
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And yeah my mum definitely doesn't approve of my OCD, she'll be happy when I get rid of it lol
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That specific day I didn't know if there were towels in the bathroom or not, so had to wait for my mum to come back
If I'd gone in there and found out there weren't any towels then it'd have been too late :P
Only thing I can think of if it happens again is if you get some clean towels and take them into the bathroom with you so you won't get stuck having a shower without towels.
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Yedah I would have done that but I wasn't sure where the towels were. They're somewhere in my brother's bedroom but if I go over there I have to go over near the bathroom so woulda felt like I needed to get a shower and if I then couldn't find the towels I'd be fucked
This (well similar) actually happened last night lol
I dealt with it well though as I was lucky - I wasn't desperate to pee so I managed to walk out of the bathroom, go downstairs and ring my mum :o
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You walked out of the bathroom without getting a shower. :thumbup:
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You walked out of the bathroom without getting a shower. :thumbup:
If you can resist following a ritual, you might weaken its hold on you a little. :viking:
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Yeah I did and I didn't even feel stressed out, just that I couldn't sit down or relax or anything until I got the towels so could go back in
If I'd been desperate though then I'd have been fucked as I'd have had no choice but to pee even with no towels there for a shower, then I woul;da just had to wait in there till my mum got back , which was quite a while as she was in a meeting
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(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/18dddec7-8b6c-471f-9dd3-888e18511ecf.jpg)
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(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/18dddec7-8b6c-471f-9dd3-888e18511ecf.jpg)
Just washing hands really is not enough for him.
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
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I need to pee, but this is a good thing as it means I will get out of bed and go out, instead of going to sleep and waking up at night :P
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Sorry, was in haste, yet, in time, did not warn in advance.
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This song was originally recorded by Johnny Mathis for a 1956 movie by the same name. Bowie did it for his 1976 album Station To Station.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSAKlu0OlU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSAKlu0OlU)
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...
:notes: :dance: Shake your John-Thomas! :dance: :notes:
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But not more than three times, or it's public indecency. :wanker: :zoinks:
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But not more than three times, or it's public indecency. :wanker: :zoinks:
Obviously the dance would be a bit different, while retaining the original spirit of shaking one's John-Thomas. :zoinks:
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...
:notes: :dance: Shake your John-Thomas! :dance: :notes:
If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...
:notes: :dance: Shake your John-Thomas! :dance: :notes:
If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is? ???
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...
:notes: :dance: Shake your John-Thomas! :dance: :notes:
If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is? ???
Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...
:notes: :dance: Shake your John-Thomas! :dance: :notes:
If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is? ???
Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
Or you could put the twister mat on the floor. :zoinks:
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I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:
There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...
:notes: :dance: Shake your John-Thomas! :dance: :notes:
If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is? ???
Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
Or you could put the twister mat on the floor. :zoinks:
Time you have a date with Eris me thinks. :zoinks:
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I don't like it when she puts her pointy heel in my ass. :'(
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I don't like it when she puts her pointy heel in my ass. :'(
You need to negotiate better then. And take the lead.
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I don't like it when she puts her pointy heel in my ass. :'(
You need to negotiate better then. And take the lead.
Last time I tried to grab the leash she kicked me in the nads and made me listen to Richard Marx and Morrissey. :zombiefuck:
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Richard Marx ? Wow you must have been a REALLY bad slave to deserve that garbage :'(
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I don't like it when she puts her pointy heel in my ass. :'(
You need to negotiate better then. And take the lead.
Last time I tried to grab the leash she kicked me in the nads and made me listen to Richard Marx and Morrissey. :zombiefuck:
Punch her in the tits. :dunno:
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ok everyone. more stories. Tell eris all about it.
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ok everyone. more stories. Tell eris all about it.
I already went a little while ago. Not much to tell. :zoinks:
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I have to Q
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You have to Q? What is that?
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Considering the amount of liquids I drink a day, it's a bit odd that I don't have to pee more than I do.
(well, that's my contribution to this thread) :orly:
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You have to Q? What is that?
It's what comes after P :nerdy:
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You have to Q? What is that?
It's what comes after P :nerdy:
Oh I get it. :D Haven't heard that one before. Have heard people number them though. Number 1 is pee and Number 2 is... well you know.
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I'm going to go pee then go to bed.
Goodnight I2. Tell me all your HOT pee stories so I can read them tomorrow after work.
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Got no HOT pee stories.
Just pee'd.
Only warm.
sorry.
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Got no HOT pee stories.
Just pee'd.
Only warm.
sorry.
HOT !!11!!!111!!!!!11
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Peeing thread sounds painful.
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I dont needthis thread anymore coz now when I gotta pee, I go pee!!
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I will be peeing shortly, then showering. But I don't pee in the shower. :P
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I always pee right before bed. That way I don't have to get out of bed an hour or so after I get comfortable.
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Peeing thread sounds painful.
It's right up there with shitting bricks! :trollface:
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Peeing thread sounds painful.
It's right up there with shitting bricks! :trollface:
Thank you.
Shitting bricks is fun.
:brick: :sheep:
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I have to pee. I've been putting it off for hours. :tard:
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I have to pee. I've been putting it off for hours. :tard:
That's bad for the bladder. :GA:
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I have to pee. I've been putting it off for hours. :tard:
That's bad for the bladder. :GA:
Your bladder is only as big as a lentil. You can't hold it for even five minutes. :gopher: :lol2: :trollface:
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Damn. Now I have to pee.