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Title: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Desperate Girl on June 08, 2007, 02:33:00 PM
First guy to ring me gets guaranteed sex

the number is (uk) *insert cock here to dial*
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 02:33:35 PM
a wing wong.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Natalia Evans on June 08, 2007, 02:34:33 PM
Uh oh looks like a slut is here.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 02:35:52 PM
Uh oh looks like a slut is here.
don't call me that!
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 02:38:07 PM
can this really be happening...?
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 02:41:02 PM
i dunno.

i won't calll the number, out of my cell phone plan area.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Buzzard on June 08, 2007, 02:49:14 PM
The number appears to be in the Coventry area.  Any guys based around there to assist this lady in need???
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 02:50:06 PM
i am sooooo tempted to ring it.  that's if i can get through, of course, lol.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Buzzard on June 08, 2007, 02:53:02 PM
I must admit that I am tempted to ring too, just to see who it is.  I think the line will be busy though from all the gentlemen assisting the distressed lady in her time of need!
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: DirtDawg on June 08, 2007, 02:58:37 PM
I must admit that I am tempted to ring too, just to see who it is.  I think the line will be busy though from all the gentlemen assisting the distressed lady in her time of need!
Nah.
If she wants guys and she is unwilling to invest much intellectual foreplay effort, she should just post a pic.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Buzzard on June 08, 2007, 03:01:54 PM
Looks like (s)he wont be posting a pic anytime soon!
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:04:13 PM
oh what a surprise  - it's a numpty attempt at revenge.  fucking stupid idea.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=4048.0;topicseen
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 03:05:42 PM
ah, and no administrators online
quick, write down the number.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:06:29 PM
odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 08, 2007, 03:07:12 PM
Uh oh looks like a slut is here.

I'm proud to be a slut so there :P
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 03:07:43 PM
odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)
too bad they are only techies.


maybe we should hold a vote to see if we should delete the thread.
plonker.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: SovaNu on June 08, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
plonker :green:
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: duncvis on June 08, 2007, 03:08:19 PM
odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)

don't look at us. we're far too busy being important hi-tech webwizards/scratching our bollocks to moderate the board.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 08, 2007, 03:09:29 PM
How about someone just edits out the phone number?  Can't guests edit their own posts?? (I'm pretty sure I've seen some edited guest posts before now).
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)
too bad they are only techies.


maybe we should hold a vote to see if we should delete the thread.
plonker.

well, she said sweetly, too bad someone (mentioning no McNames) didn't explain the admin/techie/WC set up properly when i asked on a thread, isn't it?  wazzock.   :-*

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: duncvis on June 08, 2007, 03:12:23 PM
Done. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2007, 03:13:40 PM
odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)

don't look at us. we're far too busy being important hi-tech webwizards/scratching our bollocks to moderate the board.

I'll just have to back up this thread^H^H the forum first. :eyebrows: And I'm a mere megalomaniac sidekick, and it's beyond my feeble capabilities anyway.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2007, 03:15:02 PM
Done. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.  :evillaugh:

:LMAO: at the edit. +
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: DirtDawg on June 08, 2007, 03:15:49 PM
Clever, Dunc!
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 03:16:29 PM
odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)
too bad they are only techies.


maybe we should hold a vote to see if we should delete the thread.
plonker.

well, she said sweetly, too bad someone (mentioning no McNames) didn't explain the admin/techie/WC set up properly when i asked on a thread, isn't it?  wazzock.   :-*

 :laugh:


i was just taking the piss

     -McPlonker
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:18:13 PM
Done. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.  :evillaugh:

hahahahaha!

odeon and dunc are both online, you plonker.  ::)
too bad they are only techies.


maybe we should hold a vote to see if we should delete the thread.
plonker.

well, she said sweetly, too bad someone (mentioning no McNames) didn't explain the admin/techie/WC set up properly when i asked on a thread, isn't it?  wazzock.   :-*

 :laugh:


i was just taking the piss

     -McPlonker

you carry on taking the piss, McP.  i like it.  my claws haven't been sharpened yet today.   :-*
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 03:19:05 PM
would you be requiring a stone to sharpen them, or will my eyes do?
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:20:02 PM
i was thinking more of your bollocks, to be honest.  i mean, they're more or less permanently hard enough, the way you go on.   >:D
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: RobertN on June 08, 2007, 03:21:38 PM
Things like this always turn out to be nasty pranks. I feel sorry for the poor chap who's number it is. >:(
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 03:25:17 PM
i was thinking more of your bollocks, to be honest.  i mean, they're more or less permanently hard enough, the way you go on.   >:D
um sure.  as dunc can recently attest, i am quite used to sharp things near my nutters.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:27:41 PM
i was thinking more of your bollocks, to be honest.  i mean, they're more or less permanently hard enough, the way you go on.   >:D
um sure.  as dunc can recently attest, i am quite used to sharp things near my nutters.

ah, but can they be used to sharpen things?

ooooh, McP, you can have a new name - Whetstone Bollocks.  now that's what i call a fucking good name.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 04:09:30 PM
Things like this always turn out to be nasty pranks. I feel sorry for the poor chap who's number it is. >:(

I feel sorrier for the number itself.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Natalia Evans on June 08, 2007, 07:27:04 PM
Uh oh looks like a slut is here.
don't call me that!



I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to whom started this thread.
Title: Re: Aspie female here desperate for sex
Post by: Calandale on June 08, 2007, 07:37:17 PM
First guy to ring me gets guaranteed sex

the number is (uk) *insert cock here to dial*




Can you change my diaper instead? Oh yeah I think I might poop too soon. I feel the urge.

You don't have the requisite equipment to dial.