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Title: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 04, 2010, 01:31:56 PM
i got a strange morbid temptation to catch the show when its on. in the ad for the show, this blonde stupid chick talked about how she liked aerobics and lipstick and stuff, but what fascinated me is that she is born and raised in norway, but used an american syntax in her norwegian. in other words, she goes to live in hollywood for a couple of years, and becomes a TOTAL fucking retard.
one thing is to have lived in another country your whole life, and then get an accent from there. another is to live abroad for a few years, and totally forgetting the grammar of your own language.

extremely mindfucked people fascinate me, but in a painful way :I
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Scrapheap on January 04, 2010, 10:39:02 PM
Soleiu, is that you?? ?? ??  :zoinks:
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 04, 2010, 10:49:54 PM
^Tard.
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 04, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
i got a strange morbid temptation to catch the show when its on. in the ad for the show, this blonde stupid chick talked about how she liked aerobics and lipstick and stuff, but what fascinated me is that she is born and raised in norway, but used an american syntax in her norwegian. in other words, she goes to live in hollywood for a couple of years, and becomes a TOTAL fucking retard.
one thing is to have lived in another country your whole life, and then get an accent from there. another is to live abroad for a few years, and totally forgetting the grammar of your own language.

extremely mindfucked people fascinate me, but in a painful way :I

In Poland, when people try to be amusing they write English words they way they pronounce them in Polish which annoys me so much as it's lame.
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 04, 2010, 10:59:01 PM
i got a strange morbid temptation to catch the show when its on. in the ad for the show, this blonde stupid chick talked about how she liked aerobics and lipstick and stuff, but what fascinated me is that she is born and raised in norway, but used an american syntax in her norwegian. in other words, she goes to live in hollywood for a couple of years, and becomes a TOTAL fucking retard.
one thing is to have lived in another country your whole life, and then get an accent from there. another is to live abroad for a few years, and totally forgetting the grammar of your own language.

extremely mindfucked people fascinate me, but in a painful way :I

In Poland, when people try to be amusing they write English words they way they pronounce them in Polish which annoys me so much as it's lame.

oh oh oh i was about to mention, but i was so pissed off i forgot: you ever get those TV narrators, who forget their own language too? what assholes! they love using english words to replace more and more, the norwegian and english word for "shopping" is almost identical, yet they insist on using the english. we have words for make-up and fashion "sminke" and "mote" yet they insist on using the english, but it gets worse, and more mundane words are mentioned in english. its as if their agenda is to ruin their own language...

i also hate when they pronounce non-english foreign names, in an english sounding way, like if theyre talking about spanish places, and go all "barcelawna", i want them to just stop breathing... :I
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 04, 2010, 11:09:45 PM
Yeah I get like that too  :laugh:

Hence why I haven't watched Polish TV for ages now.  Some words like jeans = dżinsy for example, have always been there purely because there was no other word for them in the Polish language but lately everything is getting English-ised.  The news too.  Our word for it is "wiadomości" but people are starting to call it "newsy"  ::)

Going back to what I said before, writing English words the Polish way, to give an example: nice = najs.  It's so fucking annoying  :grrr:

(/rant  :laugh: )
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 04, 2010, 11:13:11 PM
"sminke"

That sounds a lot like the Polish word for lipstick, szminka :P

Same with:

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"mote"

Our word for it is moda  :laugh:

Languages ftw.
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 04, 2010, 11:27:37 PM
hahah people write "najs" here too. assholes :D

and yes, moda/mote comes from latin i think, so many languages share it. i bet we got it from french.
sminke we probably got from german. we took our "police" from german, politi :D sweden took it from french, polis. english took it from french too btw.

the polish got lots of german influence at some point, i suspect  :green:

"newsy" is totally lame tho, but we got similar trends yes... i envy the spanish cus they dont even know english yet :D all pop music in spain is in spanish. for some reason, to be norwegian, and sing in norwegian is "silly", its such a sad and idiotic notion. they dont even do it in english for the prospects of international recognition or anything, they simply consider their own language to be worse than english, sillyer or stupid-sounding or whatever.
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 04, 2010, 11:48:02 PM
Singing in Polish is considered shameful too and tbh, most Polish bands ARE shit  :lol:  It's either a bunch of old men, a single poncy guy or an overtly made-up whore.  Like this thing called Mandaryna:

(http://id.joe.pl/sub_images/pictures/eb7703f12994827349f08aef2e7fbdc2_th2.gif)

Everyone but stupid teenagers and horny guys despises her.

Here's her first "single", in English obviously:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTnvyvU3cc4

There's also this band called Virgin and it has another slutty looking blonde but that one is kinda hot and the song isn't as bad  :P  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7TtBGE9MiE

The only recent actually good band that sings in Polish that I can think of, is this band Happysad.


Haha sorry, you probably didn't want to know all this  :laugh:  I do like my country really but I've noticed a lot of European countries look up to UK and the US too much  ::)
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 05, 2010, 12:02:18 AM
nono, im fascinated by obscurity, and poland is definitely... osbcure :D
other than the german occupation, and smoldering people not much is known about poland. nowadays we got polish carpenters, who build for shit, but at least you barely have to pay them. a bottle of vodka and theyre happy, but dont expect your balcony to support your weight :D

obviously, norwegians have a love hate relationship to polish laborers "it was SO cheap! but unfortunately grandfather died when the house collapsed."

i got a whole bunch of poles next door here, all guys, all old, all carpenters, all alkies AND, most hilariously, theyre anti-immigration :D

i usually avoid them, cus im aspie, and they love to chat, but another aspie friend of mine insisted on stopping to greet and chat (to mess w me), while we chatted there was a sudden series of sharp bangs nearby "Bang! Bang bang bang! Bang!"
now, in norway this is ANYTHING but a shootout :D
so as a joke i went "dont worry, its just the local mob."

they didnt laugh :D
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 05, 2010, 07:59:58 AM
i got a strange morbid temptation to catch the show when its on. in the ad for the show, this blonde stupid chick talked about how she liked aerobics and lipstick and stuff, but what fascinated me is that she is born and raised in norway, but used an american syntax in her norwegian. in other words, she goes to live in hollywood for a couple of years, and becomes a TOTAL fucking retard.
one thing is to have lived in another country your whole life, and then get an accent from there. another is to live abroad for a few years, and totally forgetting the grammar of your own language.

extremely mindfucked people fascinate me, but in a painful way :I

In Poland, when people try to be amusing they write English words they way they pronounce them in Polish which annoys me so much as it's lame.

oh oh oh i was about to mention, but i was so pissed off i forgot: you ever get those TV narrators, who forget their own language too? what assholes! they love using english words to replace more and more, the norwegian and english word for "shopping" is almost identical, yet they insist on using the english. we have words for make-up and fashion "sminke" and "mote" yet they insist on using the english, but it gets worse, and more mundane words are mentioned in english. its as if their agenda is to ruin their own language...

i also hate when they pronounce non-english foreign names, in an english sounding way, like if theyre talking about spanish places, and go all "barcelawna", i want them to just stop breathing... :I

I hate how Bint keeps breathing
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 05, 2010, 10:09:11 AM
nono, im fascinated by obscurity, and poland is definitely... osbcure :D
other than the german occupation, and smoldering people not much is known about poland. nowadays we got polish carpenters, who build for shit, but at least you barely have to pay them. a bottle of vodka and theyre happy, but dont expect your balcony to support your weight :D

obviously, norwegians have a love hate relationship to polish laborers "it was SO cheap! but unfortunately grandfather died when the house collapsed."

i got a whole bunch of poles next door here, all guys, all old, all carpenters, all alkies AND, most hilariously, theyre anti-immigration :D

i usually avoid them, cus im aspie, and they love to chat, but another aspie friend of mine insisted on stopping to greet and chat (to mess w me), while we chatted there was a sudden series of sharp bangs nearby "Bang! Bang bang bang! Bang!"
now, in norway this is ANYTHING but a shootout :D
so as a joke i went "dont worry, its just the local mob."

they didnt laugh :D

 :lol:

Poor Polskis.
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2010, 12:07:50 PM
I hate how Bint keeps breathing

So is that why the wind in America always blows towards the British Isles?? Bintytard is sucking all the air towards herself??
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 05, 2010, 08:21:44 PM
Oh look what the cat dragged in.

Sir Les' uglier mate  :zoinks:
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2010, 08:34:15 PM
^ Sad pathetic slut.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Blasted on January 05, 2010, 08:34:49 PM
You know you want me :moon:
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2010, 08:35:35 PM
A sphinctersayswhat?
Title: Re: "norwegian hollywood ladies"
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 06, 2010, 02:09:19 AM
awww :D