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Title: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: El on September 23, 2006, 10:02:33 AM
This game may or may not pan out.  What you do is if you try something for the first time, sexual or not, you say "I lost my ___ virginity," referring to the new experience.  I'll start with a couple fo examples:

I lost my Twinkie virginity (had my first Twinkie) and my sushi virginity (had my first sushi) this month.  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 11:49:18 AM
  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
I notice you did not specify whether this one was sexual or not.... >:D
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: El on September 23, 2006, 11:50:35 AM
  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
I notice you did not specify whether this one was sexual or not.... >:D

Woah, that's slang?  It was literally ravioli stuffed with mushrooms.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: McGiver on September 23, 2006, 11:58:52 AM
i am no longer a virgin referee.  i just reffed my first game.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Nomaken on September 23, 2006, 01:19:54 PM
I lost my "Betrayal at the house on the hill." Virginity yesterday.  Incase nobody knows what it is, it is this absurd(but fun(especially when a bit under the influence)) game where you gradually build a mansion that will at some point during the game become haunted and try to kill you, and one of the players become traitor and help it.  And due to the mechanics it is a different experience every game.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 02:42:11 PM
  And last night, I lost my mushroom ravioli virginity.
I notice you did not specify whether this one was sexual or not.... >:D

Woah, that's slang?  It was literally ravioli stuffed with mushrooms.
No, not really, I just have a very random mind
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Nomaken on September 23, 2006, 03:01:56 PM
When i saw his post I considered that he was suggesting that you had lost your raviloi virginity meaning you ... used it.  Like cucumbers.  And I might have a random mind, but it is far more perverted first.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 03:14:13 PM
When i saw his post I considered that he was suggesting that you had lost your raviloi virginity meaning you ... used it.  Like cucumbers.  And I might have a random mind, but it is far more perverted first.
Well that was one of my ideas, the other one was.....  *entire forum shouts "NO!!" to stop Draggon from spilling the rest of his mind*
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Nomaken on September 23, 2006, 03:31:24 PM
When i saw his post I considered that he was suggesting that you had lost your raviloi virginity meaning you ... used it.  Like cucumbers.  And I might have a random mind, but it is far more perverted first.
Well that was one of my ideas, the other one was.....  *entire forum shouts "NO!!" to stop Draggon from spilling the rest of his mind*

I didn't shout no, i shout "Ooo Ooo!  I wanna know!"
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 03:33:29 PM
The other one would be to rub ravioli all over her body and have Thag lick it off... I'm really trying but I can't seem to think of any more
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: El on September 23, 2006, 07:49:12 PM
The other one would be to rub ravioli all over her body and have Thag lick it off... I'm really trying but I can't seem to think of any more

EEEWWWWWW!!!!  You're only supposed to do that with sweet stuff like hot chocolate and whipped cream!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 09:26:33 PM
The other one would be to rub ravioli all over her body and have Thag lick it off... I'm really trying but I can't seem to think of any more

EEEWWWWWW!!!!  You're only supposed to do that with sweet stuff like hot chocolate and whipped cream!!!!!!!
:laugh: +1
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 23, 2006, 09:27:50 PM
I lost my "Betrayal at the house on the hill." Virginity yesterday.  Incase nobody knows what it is, it is this absurd(but fun(especially when a bit under the influence)) game where you gradually build a mansion that will at some point during the game become haunted and try to kill you, and one of the players become traitor and help it.  And due to the mechanics it is a different experience every game.
more info on this game?
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Merry Widow on September 24, 2006, 12:47:28 AM
i lost my IM virginity to Praetor in the Aspie Village Chat Room.  :o

he was very gentle with me.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: McGiver on September 24, 2006, 06:13:50 AM
dammit omega, i keep giving you karma, but i can't make any headway.  you must have alot of people pissed off. whats the deal?
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Draggon on September 24, 2006, 08:59:02 AM
i lost my IM virginity to Praetor in the Aspie Village Chat Room.  :o

he was very gentle with me.
but what about the time we IMed on MSN... did that mean nothing to you?? :'( :P
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: El on September 24, 2006, 10:38:09 AM
i lost my IM virginity to Praetor in the Aspie Village Chat Room.  :o

he was very gentle with me.
but what about the time we IMed on MSN... did that mean nothing to you?? :'( :P

If she was only IMing first and that was a chat room, that's like comparing the missionary to an orgy.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Merry Widow on September 24, 2006, 10:39:53 AM
i feel so cheap.  :'(
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: El on September 25, 2006, 02:10:30 PM
I lost my make-grilled-cheese virginity.  NO, THAT IS NOT A METAPHOR.  I had actually never cooked the food grilled cheese before today.  It was OK but I think I needed to cook it more; I got impatient because I was so damn hungry.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Nomaken on September 25, 2006, 02:20:50 PM
I dont know, that sounds pretty good to me.  Sex + ravioli.  What i'd like is some sex + grilled chicken.  Or some sex + some medium rare steak in a bernaise sauce.

Betrayal at the house on the hill is basically a catalogue of various haunted house thriller horror movies.  It has a few dozen rooms covering anything you'd find in a mansion, with about 5 level specific floors.  You explore, get items, see omens, and as time goes on the place becomes haunted, one of you gets picked to go insane(you fail a sanity roll basically, and it gets harder to succede as the turns go on), and you help the house kill everyone else.  And each type of haunting determines how the traitor wins and how the others win.  It is moreso a game designed to be fun rather than fair.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: El on September 25, 2006, 02:28:24 PM
That game sounds awesome.  Is it an online thing or does it require an actual financial investment?
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Nomaken on September 25, 2006, 02:32:13 PM
Well i think you have to buy it, but it seems it could very easily be transfered to work online, i dont know if they made a PC game out of it.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 26, 2009, 08:12:30 PM
I lost my Mad Season virginity tonight. Good band. I'm a new fan.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Adam on October 26, 2009, 08:15:16 PM
i lost my "talk to someone that's not my family on the phone" virginity about 2 months ago
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Adam on October 26, 2009, 08:16:56 PM
oh shit wait no i didn't, i talked to tonnes of people on the phone before i got social anxiety  :lol:

fuck, i'm so retarded lol

let me think of something

i don't do new things very often
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 26, 2009, 08:40:19 PM
:laugh:

You lost your regular spaz meetup virginity recently.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Scrapheap on October 26, 2009, 09:06:28 PM
I lost my opiate virginity...














and I want it back!!!  >:(
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Peter on October 28, 2009, 03:08:12 AM
I lost my bricklaying virginity.
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: SleepyDragon on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
I lost my "giving son a driving lesson on the freeway at night" virginity. Aaaand we're back on terra firma now. :worship:
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 29, 2009, 06:04:06 AM
I lost my "giving son a driving lesson on the freeway at night" virginity. Aaaand we're back on terra firma now. :worship:

:lol: Hilarious.  :plus:
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 06:13:21 AM


I lost my Mad Season virginity tonight. Good band. I'm a new fan.  :thumbup:


They were one of those bands from the Seattle/grunge era, with members from Pearl Jam, Screaming Trees, and the lead singer from Alice in Chains (Layne Staley).
Title: Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 29, 2009, 06:15:01 AM


I lost my Mad Season virginity tonight. Good band. I'm a new fan.  :thumbup:


They were one of those bands from the Seattle/grunge era, with members from Pearl Jam, Screaming Trees, and the lead singer from Alice in Chains (Layne Staley).

I don't recall ever hearing of them before. I'm shocked now that you tell me who made up the band. Huh. Now I know why I love their sound.