I like her.
Phil you cunt, im gonna set fire to your testicles with a blow torch, you werent calling me a hoe when you were grovelling on your knees like the bitch you are for those N00DZ, or that night you asked me to call you daddy or was it uncle phil i cant remember, i just remember you saying 'its not wrong we dont need to tell mommy, its our little secret'. ;)
Oh and lonely Scottish males..........theyre probably not as lonely as you think, there are a lot of cows and sheep up here. They aint looking for a girl who bites back, theyre looking for a girl who grazes. ;D
i am a social retard though
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians. An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too. Quite scary sometimes, so I hear. I think I'd be frightened if I met one.
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians.? An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too.? Quite scary sometimes, so I hear.? I think I'd be frightened if I met one.
Oh and im good with warnings, so dont worry, the last guy was pissing blood for ages but thats trivial.
I want a modified taser or stun gun so when i go to the local shops i can stick a few thousand volts into the neds (scummy little bastards) that sit on the wall there all the fucking time. Im sure the volts would get them off it, probably theyd bounce off and fly into the road infront of oncoming traffic but hey, who cares, needs must and all that
I dont feel Glaswegian except when im kicking guys in the nuts
i know of one man from Glasgow that likes to imagine Eamonn licking his anus. Long haired fella that wears a skirt.
oh so you noticed i was from Glasgow then.
Peter when you say special abilities.............do you mean learning disabilities or guys that use viagra
Seriously in Glasgow you know youve met a special guy when you find one thats actually sober.
Corby?
christ - what a fucking shite hole. what did he do to derserve that level of hell? :o
Phil you cunt, im gonna set fire to your testicles with a blow torch, you werent calling me a hoe when you were grovelling on your knees like the bitch you are for those N00DZ, or that night you asked me to call you daddy or was it uncle phil i cant remember, i just remember you saying 'its not wrong we dont need to tell mommy, its our little secret'.? ;)
Someones been paying attention.
Gold star for you.
Gold star for you.
Nah Omega i stick on my German military uniform and hand out gold stars to almost everyone..........i dont discriminate :D
Its ok Peter i already know your from Glasgow, i know youve been dying for me to read your profile and find out Wink it still doesnt change what i said about guys from Glasgow lol
You arent a reformed alcoholic are you? Wink
I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.
Quote from: hypnoticaIts ok Peter i already know your from Glasgow, i know youve been dying for me to read your profile and find out Wink it still doesnt change what i said about guys from Glasgow lol
You arent a reformed alcoholic are you? Wink
How long have you known for? I was getting worried there that I hadn't dropped enough clues, or that you were kind of dim. :-\
And no, I'm not a reformed alcoholic. Are you drooling at my eligibility now?QuoteI was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.
He's my bestest bum buddy, but shhhhh! Don't tell anyone.
(We're not usually this evil to newbies, but you're special. I don't even usually post in intro threads, but I was here anyway and you're local. I'm really quite nice when you get to know me.)
You're such a man whore.
Not really. This virgin fears the Glaswegians' never-ending stamina.
I was gonna ask who is Eamonn, but well, i shall take a pass.
Yes Peter i could tell you were pissing down your leg like a little excited puppy waiting for me to notice you were in the same town as me, and nah i aint blonde.
ok one last question then........are you a smack addict and if not are you using methadone?
if you say you are on a drug rehabilitation programme afterall then i shall presume Cranhill or somewhere lol
I dont think your boyfriend would like me drooling
Im only playing with you as well, Hypnotica. The guys will tell you, im outright mean usually but since your a newbie and alledgedly a girl i will continue being very nice to you, treacle. Wink
Quote from: eamonnIm only playing with you as well, Hypnotica. The guys will tell you, im outright mean usually but since your a newbie and alledgedly a girl i will continue being very nice to you, treacle. Wink
Don't be fooled; he just wants to drink from your fairy cup, don't you, eamonn?
Treacle, binge and fairy cup im sensing a theme here have i stepped in to an over-eaters eating disorders forum instead?
Can we fuck now? nah im very hard work therefore maybe we should just end it now Snowflake before it gets too painful for you. Grin
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(Quote from: HypnoticaPeter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here! Do you mind? >:(Quote from: HypnoticaPeter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
It depends how and where your fucking. Tongue
Im the kind of person if someone left crumbs on my bed id be finding it difficult to hide the fact i want stab the bastard 50times, blame OCD type issues with tidyness, cleanliness etc.
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(Quote from: HypnoticaPeter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?>:(
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here! Do you mind? >:(Quote from: HypnoticaPeter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
See? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan! >:(
What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(Quote from: HypnoticaPeter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?>:(
What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.
You don't think that would turn her on?? ?:-\ Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?
That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. :angel:
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. ;D
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks ;)
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
:-\ ::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?>:(Quote from: HypnoticaPeter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?>:(
What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.
You don't think that would turn her on?? ?:-\ Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?
Too good for Mcdonalds are we? Talking of whic, Supersized me is on the telly tonight at ten if anyone is interested. Talking of which, these quote boxes are getting as big as mcjaggers american arse and with as many words as Hypnotica's blog thingy. Let's try to keep the quotes to a sensible size kids.
Eamonn, as admin.
Apparently i come across like a bit of a dominatrix, and its kinda true but only because ive never met a guy even remotely worth submitting to or passing the reigns over to for a while, when i say a while i mean until i decide to smack them with my whip, stick the shackles back on and cover their mouth with duct tape again. Grin
I must admit even tho the people here seem really great, im getting kinda bored , i dont normally do the forum thing neways but i had specific reasons for coming here and well its not been so productive for me. So if i disappear, its nothing personal
Surely you checked my darkstarlings profile
, im not exactly a people person, and when people do try and talk to me im apparently very cold, insensitive and well intimidating lol
Erm my profile......ok feel free to look and go WHAT A FUCKING BITCH MAN!!!! AND SHES A POTENTIAL PSYCHOPATH.i am utterly and totally smitten with you.
http://www.darkstarlings.com/display_profile.php?name=pandoradreanna
Well Peter its not that i cant be nice, its just id rather be honest and upfront which the majority of people cant seem to handle, and well when you want to do your own thing and cant be arsed with people suffocating you or random strangers touching you, you seem to be labelled "anti social" in this society.
Personally i dont give a fuck, id rather be anti social than sit in a club with a bunch of morons who id rather torture with a blow torch than make fake polite conversation with and pretend we have anything remotely in common.? ;D
Nah Shima im not a party girl............im a self admitted geek, id rather walk around the Necropolis (graveyards) admiring the stones and messages on them, go to galleries, museums, or shopping & well my other interests are considered freaky. lol
Is that good or bad? lol
Dare i ask.
Free gift?
Dont tell me your planning on pimping out poor Peter.
Look what youve caused Laz!!! :P
Hello guys
I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.
Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D
So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?
intensity is a cancer.Hello guys
I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.
Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D
So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?
From good friends to now bitter enemies...
intensity is a cancer.Hello guys
I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.
Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D
So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?
From good friends to now bitter enemies...
or is it anti-heather.
or is it peter.
or was it an even mix of the three?
intensity is a cancer.Hello guys
I wanna invite a buddy of mine from Scotland (eamon n peter your in there) who I reckon's aspie but hasn't got a diagnosis.
Her names Andreanna I reckon she'd fit in well with our kind of humour and perspective on things and well I feel for our lonely scottish aspie males on here so I thought I'd go and get them a play mate who bites back ;D
So that ok for me to direct her here n have her sign up?
From good friends to now bitter enemies...
or is it anti-heather.
or is it peter.
or was it an even mix of the three?
Well, it was amusing bullshit from the last couple of months while it lasted.
And I made a good friend from it too!
The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.
Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?
The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.
Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?
i know, i was being amusing.
friends are to be used, pea. they have to have some quality that you find value in. otherwise what good are they.The feeling is mutual, but I was talking about HG.
Yo, Peter Pan, welcome to the Nerverland Party. What's new?
i know, i was being amusing.
Are we friends, really? :(
are you still blue over the HG incident?
if you were an administrator you could do some sneaky stuff-ola.are you still blue over the HG incident?
Kinda angry, yes. I don't like it when my honour and integrity are trivialised by worms, to whom I regarded as close friends at one point.
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!
if you were an administrator you could do some sneaky stuff-ola.are you still blue over the HG incident?
Kinda angry, yes. I don't like it when my honour and integrity are trivialised by worms, to whom I regarded as close friends at one point.
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!
Did you get burned by HG ??
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!
Did you get burned by HG ??
Undeservingly, I did get burned, after being loyal to her, like Robert was with Omega.
Hit the road, guest, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!
Did you get burned by HG ??
Undeservingly, I did get burned, after being loyal to her, like Robert was with Omega.
At least you weren't a stupid drooling sap like wobert. :-\
Not without restricting access.
They provide free publicity,
so overall they're a good thing.