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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: bazza on February 04, 2007, 09:40:46 PM
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check your WP private messages.
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I can't be bothered going back there.
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Good pup......girl. 8) ;)
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bazza, why don't you send her the pm here.
we don't read pm's. not like other places have admitted to.
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bazza, why don't you send her the pm here.
we don't read pm's. not like other places have admitted to.
I wish Bazza would come back here.... he's "one of us"
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bazza, why don't you send her the pm here.
we don't read pm's. not like other places have admitted to.
I wish Bazza would come back here.... he's "one of us"
I know. I miss him.
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having two mackenzies was pretty confusing.
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one of the mckenzies wears a skirt, how could you mix them up?
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one of the mckenzies wears a skirt, how could you mix them up?
There can be only one! :vader:
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Peter is an adonis, what does the other mackenzie look like?
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Peter is an adonis, what does the other mackenzie look like?
... a regular bloke.
Besides, one's a Mac and the other is a Mc. How could you confuse the two?
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how can there be another mackenzie! :P
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how can there be another mackenzie! :P
I can only cope with one pretty boy here, so I dread the thought of it.
Oh, and I felt like wanking over Mrs. Chubby Blonde last night. Hurrah for my cock.
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i'm a mac, but a lot of people spell my last name with a mc
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i'm a mac, but a lot of people spell my last name with a mc
Same here.
how can there be another mackenzie! :P
I can only cope with one pretty boy here, so I dread the thought of it.
Oh, and I felt like wanking over Mrs. Chubby Blonde last night. Hurrah for my cock.
Has anyone else here had that honour?
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i'm a mac, but a lot of people spell my last name with a mc
Same here.
Has anyone else here had that honour?
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should i change my user name to mac jagger.
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i'm a mac, but a lot of people spell my last name with a mc
Same here.
Has anyone else here had that honour?
should i change my user name to mac jagger.
I meant apart from me, obviously...
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:laugh:
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so should i?
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up to you
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down on you.
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Change it to "BigMac-Jagger".
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Change it to "BigMac-Jagger".
big mick jagger?
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Change it to "BigMac-Jagger".
big mick jagger?
BigMac, as in the McDonalds burger.
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Change it to "BigMac-Jagger".
big mick jagger?
BigMac, as in the McDonalds burger.
i don't get it.
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fool
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you mean where randy works?
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fatty mc Bag fagger
What about Mc-er-less?
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Fatty McFaghag. Found any gay man to marry yet? 8)
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No, the gay i'm infatuated with is probably riddled with STD's.
And thats what it is anyway, infatuation. A gay man won't be able to deliver.
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Too bad. 8)
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Wow. I'm flattered I am remembered.
Litigious, check this out :eyebrows: (it wasn't me)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/shooters-target-melbourne-speed-cameras/2007/02/08/1170524197961.html
Shooters target Melbourne speed cameras
February 8, 2007 - 8:31AM
Police are hunting for two men after a shooting spree in Melbourne's east last night with a couple of speed cameras the victims.
A witness heard shots fired near Middleborough Road, south of the Eastern Freeway about 11.45pm.
The witness saw two young men fleeing the scene on foot along a bike track. When police arrived they discovered two shattered speed cameras.
The police Air Wing and Dog Squad units were called, however their search was unsuccessful.
Police are calling on motorists or locals who may have heard or seen anything to contact Nunawading police or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
theage.com.au
In my experience, you can fire 1 shot and people may think, "what was that?". Fire 2 shots and they think/say, "there it is again". Fire 3 or more shots and they call the police. These guys must have fired more than twice. :evillaugh:
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Hi Fatty
Sorry if I upset/embarrassed you. It was done with good intentions. :-[
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Wow. I'm flattered I am remembered.
Litigious, check this out :eyebrows: (it wasn't me)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/shooters-target-melbourne-speed-cameras/2007/02/08/1170524197961.html
Shooters target Melbourne speed cameras
February 8, 2007 - 8:31AM
Police are hunting for two men after a shooting spree in Melbourne's east last night with a couple of speed cameras the victims.
A witness heard shots fired near Middleborough Road, south of the Eastern Freeway about 11.45pm.
The witness saw two young men fleeing the scene on foot along a bike track. When police arrived they discovered two shattered speed cameras.
The police Air Wing and Dog Squad units were called, however their search was unsuccessful.
Police are calling on motorists or locals who may have heard or seen anything to contact Nunawading police or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
theage.com.au
In my experience, you can fire 1 shot and people may think, "what was that?". Fire 2 shots and they think/say, "there it is again". Fire 3 or more shots and they call the police. These guys must have fired more than twice. :evillaugh:
this is exactly the reason for hand guns.
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Wow. I'm flattered I am remembered.
Litigious, check this out :eyebrows: (it wasn't me)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/shooters-target-melbourne-speed-cameras/2007/02/08/1170524197961.html
Shooters target Melbourne speed cameras
February 8, 2007 - 8:31AM
Police are hunting for two men after a shooting spree in Melbourne's east last night with a couple of speed cameras the victims.
A witness heard shots fired near Middleborough Road, south of the Eastern Freeway about 11.45pm.
The witness saw two young men fleeing the scene on foot along a bike track. When police arrived they discovered two shattered speed cameras.
The police Air Wing and Dog Squad units were called, however their search was unsuccessful.
Police are calling on motorists or locals who may have heard or seen anything to contact Nunawading police or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
theage.com.au
In my experience, you can fire 1 shot and people may think, "what was that?". Fire 2 shots and they think/say, "there it is again". Fire 3 or more shots and they call the police. These guys must have fired more than twice. :evillaugh:
this is exactly the reason for hand guns.
;D It's extra manly by whoever did it, since the Aussies have the same kind of cowardly gun laws as we have. If they get caught, they will never ever get a gun legally in their lives. But they maybe didn't have one legally in the first place. That's even manlier. 8) I really hope they'll get away with it.
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In my experience, you can fire 1 shot and people may think, "what was that?". Fire 2 shots and they think/say, "there it is again". Fire 3 or more shots and they call the police. These guys must have fired more than twice. :evillaugh:
I thought 1 shot made people think "OMG, I've been shot!". ;)
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i'm a mac, but a lot of people spell my last name with a mc
Same here.
how can there be another mackenzie! :P
I can only cope with one pretty boy here, so I dread the thought of it.
Oh, and I felt like wanking over Mrs. Chubby Blonde last night. Hurrah for my cock.
Has anyone else here had that honour?
Well, it's definitely not you, Petra.
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No, the gay i'm infatuated with is probably riddled with STD's.
And thats what it is anyway, infatuation. A gay man won't be able to deliver.
For fuck's sake, just be celebate and be done with the fucking. If some guy gets some pleasure out of you (which you should take as a compliment), you then immediately go into sympathy mode: "Boo, hoo! All guys ever want is my booodyy..."
At least Peter takes pride in being a whore -- a man one at that.
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No, the gay i'm infatuated with is probably riddled with STD's.
And thats what it is anyway, infatuation. A gay man won't be able to deliver.
For fuck's sake, just be celebate and be done with the fucking. If some guy gets some pleasure out of you (which you should take as a compliment), you then immediately go into sympathy mode: "Boo, hoo! All guys ever want is my booodyy..."
typical sausage party line.
but i agree completely.
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No, the gay i'm infatuated with is probably riddled with STD's.
And thats what it is anyway, infatuation. A gay man won't be able to deliver.
For fuck's sake, just be celebate and be done with the fucking. If some guy gets some pleasure out of you (which you should take as a compliment), you then immediately go into sympathy mode: "Boo, hoo! All guys ever want is my booodyy..."
At least Peter takes pride in being a whore -- a man one at that.
That was just unprovoked and lame.
Plus you're putting words in my mouth. Pull the rod out of your arse.
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No, the gay i'm infatuated with is probably riddled with STD's.
And thats what it is anyway, infatuation. A gay man won't be able to deliver.
For fuck's sake, just be celebate and be done with the fucking. If some guy gets some pleasure out of you (which you should take as a compliment), you then immediately go into sympathy mode: "Boo, hoo! All guys ever want is my booodyy..."
At least Peter takes pride in being a whore -- a man one at that.
That was just unprovoked and lame.
Plus you're putting words in my mouth. Pull the rod out of your arse.
I'm calling you out, bitch! :finger:
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i find this to be funny.
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Ginger Flamer+blobby= :popcorn:
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i find this to be funny.
That's the idea.
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We'll see- I have a strong feeling it will end up being a non-event.
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We'll see- I have a strong feeling it will end up being a non-event.
Probably because she thinks she's too good (read: coward).
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We'll see- I have a strong feeling it will end up being a non-event.
Probably because she thinks she's too good (read: coward).
Well I don't know the reasons why but I just can't see her getting involved in a call out.
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We'll see- I have a strong feeling it will end up being a non-event.
Probably because she thinks she's too good (read: coward).
Well I don't know the reasons why but I just can't see her getting involved in a call out.
Seeing as you're blonde, Mel, wanna fight me in her place? :eyebrows:
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What do you want to fight me about though?
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i think that she will hand you your arse.
the premise is all wrong. she is a woman and therefore cannot be a sexist.
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Like a black person cannot be a racist...
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i think that she will hand you your arse.
the premise is all wrong. she is a woman and therefore cannot be a sexist.
She thinks guys (mostly hetrosexual ones) are evil, you sycophantic moron to womenhood.
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What do you want to fight me about though?
You'll probably fall head over heels over me, though. Are you... prepared?
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i think that she will hand you your arse.
the premise is all wrong. she is a woman and therefore cannot be a sexist.
I disagree women can be sexist- however I haven't really seen sexist comments worthy of a call out from male or female members in a long long time.
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What do you want to fight me about though?
You'll probably fall head over heels over me, though. Are you... prepared?
Want me to say this slowly? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT? ;)
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What do you want to fight me about though?
You'll probably fall head over heels over me, though. Are you... prepared?
Want me to say this slowly? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT? ;)
I'm stalling you because I DON'T KNOW!!! :(
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i think that she will hand you your arse.
the premise is all wrong. she is a woman and therefore cannot be a sexist.
I disagree women can be sexist- however I haven't really seen sexist comments worthy of a call out from male or female members in a long long time.
quiet down woman. women should be seen and not heard.
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What do you want to fight me about though?
You'll probably fall head over heels over me, though. Are you... prepared?
Want me to say this slowly? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT? ;)
I'm stalling you because I DON'T KNOW!!! :(
That's ok I have to go watch move with the kids in a minute anyway.
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I just think you're pathetic using any excuse you can find to try and provoke a fight.
I won't be attending any stupid callout, because I haven't done anything to deserve one. Sure, some of my comments at WP might, but here? Don't make me laugh.
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I just think you're pathetic using any excuse you can find to try and provoke a fight.
I won't be attending any stupid callout, because I haven't done anything to deserve one. Sure, some of my comments at WP might, but here? Don't make me laugh.
Thanks for making me laugh, though! ^_^
Marry me, pussy cat?
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Oh, how sweet. If it isn't Elvira's lapdog.
*points to jman*
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If you mean who I think you do, It's Elmira.
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If you mean who I think you do, It's Elmira.
I'm talking about the wife from Scarface, you Hancock.
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If you mean who I think you do, It's Elmira.
I'm talking about the wife from Scarface, you Hancock.
a very young michelle pfeiffer
(http://www2.kwcinema.kataweb.it/scarface/images/cast_2.jpg)
edit: sorry the original pic did not link.
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If you mean who I think you do, It's Elmira.
I'm talking about the wife from Scarface, you Hancock.
a very young michelle pfeiffer
(http://www.iespana.es/pfwall/Sitemov/1983_PP_02.jpg)
Miserable and hawt, like Hale_Bopp.
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If you mean who I think you do, It's Elmira.
I'm talking about the wife from Scarface, you Hancock.
a very young michelle pfeiffer
(http://www2.kwcinema.kataweb.it/scarface/images/cast_2.jpg)
edit: sorry the original pic did not link.
there ya go pea. i fixed the pic.
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If you mean who I think you do, It's Elmira.
I'm talking about the wife from Scarface, you Hancock.
a very young michelle pfeiffer
(http://www2.kwcinema.kataweb.it/scarface/images/cast_2.jpg)
edit: sorry the original pic did not link.
there ya go pea. i fixed the pic.
Ah, my Scarface video cassette. Good times.
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What the fuck you looking at, Unicorn Giggles? Go back to watch your My Little Pony collection, you faggot.
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What the fuck you looking at, Unicorn Giggles? Go back to watch your My Little Pony collection.
:LMAO: I see you're on top form today peaguy
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What the fuck you looking at, Unicorn Giggles? Go back to watch your My Little Pony collection.
:LMAO: I see you're on top form today peaguy
I am The Kurgan, after all.
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/me wonders if unicorn tastes the same as horse meat
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/me wonders if unicorn tastes the same as horse meat
Since it's made out of pixie materal, it probably tastes like Starbursts.
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Do you think they're covered in magical star dust too??
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Do you think they're covered in magical star dust too??
Like the black masculine bloke said on the telly: "Suck 'em and see!"
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
Horse cock + your anus = fairy heaven.
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
Horse cock + your anus = fairy heaven.
probably a lot quicker than I was expecting too if this (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html) is anything to go by.
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
Horse cock + your anus = fairy heaven.
probably a lot quicker than I was expecting too if this (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html) is anything to go by.
Okay, you win.
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Can my prize be that I don't have to get sodomised by a horse?
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You've been viewing this topic a long time Mcjagger- don't tell me the idea of being sodomised by a horse has got your scurrying for the kleenex >:D
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You've been viewing this topic a long time Mcjagger- don't tell me the idea of being sodomised by a horse has got your scurrying for the kleenex >:D
Nah, KY gel and the Louieville slugger.
:laugh:
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nah, i just stopped here and went to a different page to do some banking stuff.
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You've been viewing this topic a long time Mcjagger- don't tell me the idea of being sodomised by a horse has got your scurrying for the kleenex >:D
Nah, KY gel and the Louievile slugger.
Now there's an interesting thought >:D
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nah, i just stopped here and went to a different page to do some wanking stuff.
Better ;)
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nah, i just stopped here and went to a different page to do some wanking stuff.
Better ;)
am i that soluable?
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nah, i just stopped here and went to a different page to do some wanking stuff.
Better ;)
am i that soluable?
Not sure what you meant there, but since you haven't posted that you have a weird condition that means you can never take a shower I'm presuming you didn't mean 'soluble'
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sol·u·ble (sŏl'yə-bəl) Pronunciation Key
adj.
That can be dissolved, especially easily dissolved: soluble fats.
Possible to solve or explain: soluble mysteries.
i realyy thought it meant to see through.
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I think transparent was the word you were looking for...
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I think transparent was the word you were looking for...
sold. transparent it is.
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
Not in Sweden. Sex with animals is legal here, if you don't make the animal suffer...
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So does that mean you can go to jail for giving a horse blue balls, and if so, can they extend that law to humans.
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So does that mean you can go to jail for giving a horse blue balls, and if so, can they extend that law to humans.
I guess so. :laugh:
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I almost hate to do it, But if you want to know the consequenses of unicorn violation, here they are:
http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/unicorn&partner=aff10
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What the fuck you looking at, Unicorn Giggles? Go back to watch your My Little Pony collection, you faggot.
As much as I don't like you that's the funniest thing i've read today.
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What the fuck you looking at, Unicorn Giggles? Go back to watch your My Little Pony collection, you faggot.
As much as I don't like you that's the funniest thing i've read today.
It's okay; I dislike this fabricated online persona of mine too. I'm too much of a good guy in real-life.
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So does that mean you can go to jail for giving a horse blue balls, and if so, can they extend that law to humans.
one can only dream.
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
Not in Sweden. Sex with animals is legal here, if you don't make the animal suffer...
"the dog raped me and *I* am going to jail?" :laugh:
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wouldn't I get sent to fairy hell for perverting a unicorn though?
Not in Sweden. Sex with animals is legal here, if you don't make the animal suffer...
"the dog raped me and *I* am going to jail?" :laugh:
Yeah, that would be typical Swedish "justice", wouldn't it? ::)
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Just took a nude photo of Fiona recently:
(http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/bayraider/images/blobby.jpg)
Ooo, get you. ;o
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I know you're wanking, Petey...
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I know you're wanking, Petey...
Just gently stroking myself. I have to save my man juices for tonight in case they're needed.
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I know you're wanking, Petey...
Just gently stroking myself. I have to save my man juices for tonight in case they're needed.
Good luck with the new pussy, yo.
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Do swedish people have sex with animals on a regular basis?
Not what I know of. I just said that it's legal, as long as you don't hurt the animal. That's not the case in most countries.
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does a torn rectum or vagina count?
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does a torn rectum or vagina count?
I'm afraid it does. There are some sick bastards harming horses by sticking stakes up their vaginas and rectums. They rarely get caught, though, since they do it in the nights. :grrr:
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Ever see those videos of chicks fucking horses ??
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Of course I have. I have seen Cicciolina's friend fuck a horse. Cicciolina didn't fuck the horse herself, unfortunately. :(
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Wouldn't a horse be too big to fit a human?
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The lenght is far too big, but the width is OK. The horse can put its cock in enough to fuck her, but someone has to hold it, so that he won't penetrate her too deeply.
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Marry me. We'd make a cute couple.
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Marry me. We'd make a cute couple.
Are you trying to get this back on topic??
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Marry me. We'd make a cute couple.
Are you trying to get this back on topic??
In my own special way.
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short bus special?