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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Adam on October 05, 2010, 03:29:41 PM
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I can't swim :(
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I can't dance. I can bob my head, I can "chair-dance," I can tap my feet, but from my hips to my knees I am pathetically clueless! :duh:
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I can't dance either
I can't ride a unicycle
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drive, and make game topics. i suck at both
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Only one something. I have lots of somethings.
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im also bad at making friends or sticking my penis in a girl.
*imagine moses crying*
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Auto fellatio
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srlsy. i'd have the best time in the world giving myself a blowjob! goddamn. :blonde:
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Only one something. I have lots of somethings.
Post one at a time, Postwhore-style! :2thumbsup:
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im also bad at making friends or sticking my penis in a girl.
*imagine moses crying*
Who's Moses, and why is he crying? Is he the sensitive type? :O_o:
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I can't tell a lie!
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Reverse or park a car.
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sleep regular hours
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Fly :zoinks:
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Quit cursing a lot.
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I can't whistle a tune. I do a funny whistle that I've trained the cat to come to, but that's it.
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I can't whistle a tune. I do a funny whistle that I've trained the cat to come to, but that's it.
:plus: Never mind whistling, if you can train a cat, your powers are far beyond those of most mortals! :captainobvious:
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Snap my fingers. :zombiefuck:
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Respect General Razortwat, but then again, who can?
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I can't bring myself to like lima/butter beans.
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I can't bring myself to like lima/butter beans.
I like them only in my friend's homemade barley soup. She soaks them overnight and cooks them so they are tender. :drool:
I can't eat oatmeal though. It doesn't matter what is added to flavor it; the texture gags me. :sick:
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I can't sit idly by when people ask you to move to get somewhere when a clear and more convenient path is available that wouldn't negatively impact other people.
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I can't abide people who condone whining little bitches.
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i cant get a credit card
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i cant get a credit card
Why not? Even I get applications and pre-approved cards in the mail, and my credit history is not great. :orly:
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i dont know. but then again i hardly get mail, i guess im not on the radar because im not a consumer?
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i dont know. but then again i hardly get mail, i guess im not on the radar because im not a consumer?
Maybe it's just as well. I never apply for credit cards, as they would be (for me, at least) financially ruinous! :thumbdn:
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I can't get up in the morning!
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I can't get up in the morning!
And yet, you have! And you are here posting! :headbang2:
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Technically no! I am awake, but NOT up. Okay, well, other than MW I am NOT up!
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Technically no! I am awake, but NOT up. Okay, well, other than MW I am NOT up!
It took me a few readings to figure out "who" MW is! :laugh:
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Can't go to sleep. Still adjusting to Daylight Savings.
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I can't sing. I can't talk to my parents about personal things. I can't put on eye makeup (too clumsy).
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haha dancing suck at it..
which is odd, cus i got rythm. i guess its just a practice matter tho, ive danced w a partner maybe 3 times in my life..
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Can't go to sleep. Still adjusting to Daylight Savings.
Need a fuck, then?
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Can't go to sleep. Still adjusting to Daylight Savings.
Need a fuck, then?
I think that works for dudes, not chicks! Also, must you have ALL the women on here, you stud?
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Can't go to sleep. Still adjusting to Daylight Savings.
Need a fuck, then?
I think that works for dudes, not chicks! Also, must you have ALL the women on here, you stud?
Is a breeding cock a cock?
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Can't go to sleep. Still adjusting to Daylight Savings.
Need a fuck, then?
I think that works for dudes, not chicks! Also, must you have ALL the women on here, you stud?
hahaha
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I cant ever finish a long book
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Can't go to sleep. Still adjusting to Daylight Savings.
Need a fuck, then?
I think that works for dudes, not chicks! Also, must you have ALL the women on here, you stud?
Works for this woman.
And when it doesn't work, it is still a better way to spend the time awake than fretting about not sleeping.
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I can't concentrate on things i have to do
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Nothing I am Master of the World :zoinks:
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Can't watch soaps.
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I can't do customer service anymore. Knowing I'm *supposed to* be friendly to people just makes me tense up. >:(
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I've never been able to do customer service. People are stupid.
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Eat mushrooms :zombiefuck:
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I can't get it up in the morning!
Over a month later, she sneaks in and strikes. Sorry, it just screamed to be modified.
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I've never been able to do customer service. People are stupid.
:indeed: And that includes me. I was a pain-in-the-ass patient when I broke my finger.
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I've never been able to do customer service. People are stupid.
:indeed: And that includes me. I was a pain-in-the-ass patient when I broke my finger.
I hope you didn't put you finger in someone's ass.
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Ride ferris wheels or roller coasters.
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I've never been able to do customer service. People are stupid.
:indeed: And that includes me. I was a pain-in-the-ass patient when I broke my finger.
I hope you didn't put you finger in someone's ass.
Oh, heavens, no! So unsanitary! :laugh:
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I've never been able to do customer service. People are stupid.
:indeed: And that includes me. I was a pain-in-the-ass patient when I broke my finger.
I hope you didn't put you finger in someone's ass.
Oh, heavens, no! So unsanitary! :laugh:
Not too mention painful if you have long nails :zombiefuck:
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I can't get rid of this headache!
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Eat mushrooms :zombiefuck:
Neither can I and I used to work at a mushroom farm.
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Eat mushrooms :zombiefuck:
Neither can I and I used to work at a mushroom farm.
I think people either love mushrooms or hate them! I love them. I think they're delicious. :drool:
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Sleep in tomorrow! Early train! :zombiefuck:
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Sleep in tomorrow! Early train! :zombiefuck:
I can't sleep in tomorrow either! I have to go to work! :zombiefuck:
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I cant sing, and currently cant stop spamming
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I cant sing, and currently cant stop spamming
...or find scissors! :thumbup:
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no i cant find my scissors !!!! I used muh teeth :-*
I also cant see the TV properly without my contacts in, and I cant cook. Anything.
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Can't sleep in tomorrow. And have to wake a kid before 6 too. :zombiefuck:
Poor tyke.
Can't find scissors either. They always get lost here, to turn up in one of the girls rooms after a while.
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MY scissors are missing too! WTF is going on?! :tinfoil:
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. :zombiefuck:
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. :zombiefuck:
If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly? :bigcry:
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Too many cats can't do anything without them bugging me:zombiefuck:
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Too many cats :zombiefuck:
My former landlady had 7 permanent cats, plus one time we also had a foster cat and her 5 babies! :zoinks:
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. :zombiefuck:
If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly? :bigcry:
Have dental composites.
(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. :zombiefuck:
If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly? :bigcry:
Have dental composites.
(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)
Oh, I do hope that's what I have in my teeth! :orly:
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. :zombiefuck:
If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly? :bigcry:
Have dental composites.
(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)
Oh, I do hope that's what I have in my teeth! :orly:
Dental composites have about the same colour as your teeth. Amalgam ones look like metal. And then there is gold of course..... You don't need extra-terrestrials for robbery then.... :P
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Take this train to my destination. Gotta switch to the Metro next stop. Then a half-mile walk!
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Stay up late tonight. Have to be downtown for 9am tomorrow.
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:tinfoil:
All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.
:tinfoil: squared.
Actually, it's an interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next! :tinfoil:
:spacecraft:
They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. :zombiefuck:
If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly? :bigcry:
:rofl:
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My scissors are missing too. Definitely interplanetary.
It's a good thing I have lots of swords handy.
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I am not capable of leaving my posts alone when I see grammar mistakes, usually caused by fat-thumbing on my iPhone, which results in me editing them to correct mistakes. If I was an administrator I would edit posts by others who quote my mistakes before I fix them. I would likely fix the grammar of other members too!
:asthing:
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I'm NOT going to do that. :P
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I cant get this horrible image out of my head . uuuhhhhhhh
and i cant get motivated
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I can't rollerskate.
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I am not capable of leaving my posts alone when I see grammar mistakes, usually caused by fat-thumbing on my iPhone, which results in me editing them to correct mistakes. If I was an administrator I would edit posts by others who quote my mistakes before I fix them. I would likely fix the grammar of other members too!
:asthing:
Fat-thumbing! I love it! I'm totally stealing that expression! :heart:
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I am not capable of leaving my posts alone when I see grammar mistakes, usually caused by fat-thumbing on my iPhone, which results in me editing them to correct mistakes. If I was an administrator I would edit posts by others who quote my mistakes before I fix them. I would likely fix the grammar of other members too!
:asthing:
Fat-thumbing! I love it! I'm totally stealing that expression! :heart:
In my business we deal with Human Factors Engineering aka Human Systems Integration aka Human Machine Interface to ensure a safe design that reduces risks of operator errors. There is an actual technical thng known as fat-fingering. I can't make this shit up! Basically, if the design allows for an operator to hit a space in between touchbuttons, we need to account for the wrong possible input. We don't put safety-critical functionality, in my world that would be the launching of ordnance, to be next to each other and they all require two independent operator actions...namely a second pop-up confirmation button that pops up elsewhere on the screen.
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Trigger, not anywhere near as critical as your work, but years ago when they had teletype machines an sporadic "u" would pop up in the news sent out world wide by the news agency. They called in repair men, but couldn't find anything wrong with the teletype. As I said it was sporadic. After several trips they had the repair man sit down in the office to basically watch the teletype machine and the news reports to see when the "u" showed up. Found out the teletype operator was large-busted and when she would occasionally reach over the machine to get whatever, she would accidentally hit the "u" key. Not exactly World War III material, but annoying in news releases.
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Trigger, not anywhere near as critical as your work, but years ago when they had teletype machines an sporadic "u" would pop up in the news sent out world wide by the news agency. They called in repair men, but couldn't find anything wrong with the teletype. As I said it was sporadic. After several trips they had the repair man sit down in the office to basically watch the teletype machine and the news reports to see when the "u" showed up. Found out the teletype operator was large-busted and when she would occasionally reach over the machine to get whatever, she would accidentally hit the "u" key. Not exactly World War III material, but annoying in news releases.
I am sharing that at work! We should call it fat-boobing! :laugh:
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I apparently can't work with knife without cutting myself.. ::)
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I can't drive a manual car. Only got my licence for an automatic.
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I cant drive full stop. No need to though really. Also not allowed to right now anyway, but I think I'd probably get bad anxiety if I did
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I can't drive a manual car. Only got my licence for an automatic.
Me too!
I can't put on eye makeup properly.
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I can't fuck my lecturer! :bigcry:
OR helena bonham carter! :evenbiggercry:
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I can't put on eye makeup properly.
Neither can I. I can't see properly out of my left eye so that makes it really hard.
I cant drive full stop. No need to though really. Also not allowed to right now anyway, but I think I'd probably get bad anxiety if I did
Only get your licence if you really want it, not because someone else wants you to. My niece is in this predicament, everyone gives her heaps about it except me. Anyway driving lessons are really expensive and cars are financial black holes imo.
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I cant drive full stop. No need to though really. Also not allowed to right now anyway, but I think I'd probably get bad anxiety if I did
I can't drive either. I took lessons at age 18 and, with practice, got pretty good at handling the car on quiet streets. It's traffic that defeats me.
Driving is higly interactive and there are too many signals, lights, and other variables for me to process all at once without panicking.
It's probably better for everyone if I don't put my scattered brain behind the wheel of a massive metal machine! :zombiefuck:
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I cant drive full stop. No need to though really. Also not allowed to right now anyway, but I think I'd probably get bad anxiety if I did
I can't drive either. I took lessons at age 18 and, with practice, got pretty good at handling the car on quiet streets. It's traffic that defeats me.
Driving is higly interactive and there are too many signals, lights, and other variables for me to process all at once without panicking.
It's probably better for everyone if I don't put my scattered brain behind the wheel of a massive metal machine! :zombiefuck:
I love driving. I want a career doing it :)
I can't leave messages on answering machines. I just hang up if nobody picks up.
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I can't stop laughing at inappropriate moments.
I can't sing.
I can't eat out in a restaurant.
I can't manage money very well.
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Play an instrument. Give birth to a child. :orly:
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Reach items in a store that are not in the front of the top shelf. I get to flatter more men by asking them to reach it for me. On the other hand I do really well on the lower shelves.
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Reach items in a store that are not in the front of the top shelf. I get to flatter more men by asking them to reach it for me. On the other hand I do really well on the lower shelves.
I bet her majesty is no good at painting the ceiling either lol :zoinks:
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Reach items in a store that are not in the front of the top shelf. I get to flatter more men by asking them to reach it for me. On the other hand I do really well on the lower shelves.
I bet her majesty is no good at painting the ceiling either lol :zoinks:
True. And you should hear the discussions in the Palace about hanging pictures at eye level (4'11'' vs 6'0'').
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I can't make a Chinese dish myself that tastes as good as you could get at a okay Chinese restaurant.
I cannot eat peanuts either. I feel quite lousy for hours after.
(um, can't do lots of other things but didn't want to posts all 1642 in one post) :M
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8&feature=related
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I can't go to the swimming baths
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I can't go see EBM
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
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I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper :(
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I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper :(
:laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:
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I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper :(
:laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:
Makes a terrible mess too , trust me from experience. :P
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I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper :(
:laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:
Makes a terrible mess too , trust me from experience. :P
*makes a mental note*
Do NOT piss off Squiddy. :GA: :o :runaway:
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I can't believe it's not butter.
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I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper :(
:laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:
Makes a terrible mess too , trust me from experience. :P
*makes a mental note*
Do NOT piss off Squiddy. :GA: :o :runaway:
:lol: :plus:
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well, I cant pee standing up
it just runs down my leg
and i doubt id ever be able to write my name in the snow with it
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well, I cant pee standing up
it just runs down my leg
and i doubt id ever be able to write my name in the snow with it
Depends , how good your aim and co-ordination is :lol:
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Eat yogurt :zombiefuck:
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wolf-whistle
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I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper :(
:laugh:
Not in front of witnesses, anyway. :ninja:
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I can't be a boss, I am not a leader type and hate telling anyone else what to do. :chicken:
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well, I cant pee standing up
it just runs down my leg
and i doubt id ever be able to write my name in the snow with it
http://www.go-girl.com/
The video is priceless
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I suck at math. :P
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Spell correctly
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Spell correctly
No, you spelled it right.
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I can't get them to lower their prices in
'poundland'
no mater how much i haggle :zoinks:
*huffs
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Spell correctly
No, you spelled it right.
:green:
If it wasn't for spell check I don't think I would post anywhere it's bad very bad
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I can't be lazy about shaving my legs, or other areas. Bothers me to know end :GA: Must shave all year round.
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I can't be lazy about shaving my legs, or other areas. Bothers me to know end :GA: Must shave all year round.
I *shouldn't* be lazy, but I certainly *can* be! :2thumbsup:
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i can't fly :(
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i can't fly :(
Me neither. At least we can dream. :hug:
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i can't fly :(
Me neither. At least we can dream. :hug:
of magic carpet's and stuff :2thumbsup:
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Work in NY for myself . When I do I have to work under my brothers license and insurance
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i can't fly :(
Me neither. At least we can dream. :hug:
This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you two. :spank: now you :spank:
:woohoo:
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i can't fly :(
Me neither. At least we can dream. :hug:
This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you two. :spank: now you :spank:
:woohoo:
Hmmm, I am butthurt yet somehow not sad, why is that? :zoinks:
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Now you can fly over and visit bodie. :2thumbsup:
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Now you can fly over and visit bodie. :2thumbsup:
I can! I really can! Watch me flying across the pond! :fly:
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Run, and in a few weeks walk :laugh:
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Run, and in a few weeks walk :laugh:
I hope in the long run your life will be better because of the surgery. :hug:
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I can't run far either. Between multiple bad ankle sprains since childhood and a screwed up gait it just doesn't work
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Have normal interactions with other adult humans, virtual or real. :dunno:
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I can't do anything manual. I am fucking useless. Anything with any techincal skill more than nailing a nail into a board is beyond me.
I can't figure it. I see the instructions and they may as well be written in a different language and frequently are. I thread screw I misjudge. I break I swear I designate said item as broken and that is the end of it.
I also have no direction sense and little spacial awareness.
I am basically a spazz
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I can't do anything manual. I am fucking useless. Anything with any techincal skill more than nailing a nail into a board is beyond me.
I can't figure it. I see the instructions and they may as well be written in a different language and frequently are. I thread screw I misjudge. I break I swear I designate said item as broken and that is the end of it.
I also have no direction sense and little spacial awareness.
I am basically a spazz
I have been told that I lack common sense, and apparently my oddness is apparent to all. :autism:
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I cant stop hurricanes !
it would be a very useful skill though :zoinks:
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I suck at catching flying insects.
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Have Aspartame without getting a migraine
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I can't bite my own toes.
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I can't bite my own toes.
You can't?!? I thought everyone could (well, if you had teeth and toes that is.)
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I cant drive standard transmission. Never tried. Im sure I could figure it out though.
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I can't lead climb a 5.11. Yet.
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Fix the fecking alarm in my mother's car. I hate wiring in cars. toasters, washing machines and lamps are fine. Cars suck.
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I suck at catching flying insects.
Last week I was trying to catch this small moth that got into my house. I chased it and chased it, as the cat watched. I gave up. Right after, the cat walked up to it and got it in one swat, then looked at me and gave me this look that said, "what was so hard about that ?"
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I cant touch dead things. Dead animals and insects gross me out. I dont even like dead plants :laugh:
Here, we have a tradition of keeping dead bodies in the house, until the funeral. People come into the house to see the corpse, and often kiss it. YUK
This is what will happen when my great aunt finally dies. Im not setting foot in the room with it.
I can barely touch her now, because shes like a barely living corpse. Any time Im in her house I get made to go over close to her so that she can see me. She grabs at my hand and my clothes. It makes me feel like puking. As soon as I get home, Ithrow my clothes straight in the washing machine, and go for a bath.
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play with my winkey - cus i don't have one! :penis:
but rest assured, if ever i did find myself in possession of
one - i would be playing with it non stop!
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I suck at catching flying insects.
Last week I was trying to catch this small moth that got into my house. I chased it and chased it, as the cat watched. I gave up. Right after, the cat walked up to it and got it in one swat, then looked at me and gave me this look that said, "what was so hard about that ?"
your cat had observed the actions of the moth as you swatted at it, and so knew exactly what to do to knock it down. :laugh:
either that or it was just a lucky swat.
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Get online from my house
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Russian or Chinese splits.
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Russian or Chinese splits.
I'll bet you could still learn to do them, even at your age, then you could be a cheerleader! :asthing:
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Russian or Chinese splits.
I'll bet you could still learn to do them, even at your age, then you could be a cheerleader! :asthing:
I was taking Won Hop Kendo lessons at David Errigo's studio in Ogden Utah. I preferred closing the gap and punching over kicking.
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Russian or Chinese splits.
I'll bet you could still learn to do them, even at your age, then you could be a cheerleader! :asthing:
I was taking Won Hop Kendo lessons at David Errigo's studio in Ogden Utah. I preferred closing the gap and punching over kicking.
All the more reason to try something new! :2thumbsup:
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Prince Albert was taking some type of martial art a few years ago. From kicking "Billy Bob" he developed Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome in his ankles. (Think Carpal Tunnel Syndrome for the symptoms). He had to have surgery on both ankles. The first surgery was a nightmare of comedies but both surgeries were successful.
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I cant fall asleep :(
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I cant stop spamming again
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I cant stop obsessing over skinny dudes in bands!
Corrected! :2thumbsup:
Seriously though...get some sleep and rest up and good luck!
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I can't sew.
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I probably can't ice skate or water ski.
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I can't sew.
Neither can I.
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I can't wear a gunslinger coat, unless I want to look like a child dressed up in mummy's clothes. :laugh:
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I can't wear a gunslinger coat, unless I want to look like a child dressed up in mummy's clothes. :laugh:
You could trim it and hem it at the waist so it would stop just above your knees. :hahaha:
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I can't wear a gunslinger coat, unless I want to look like a child dressed up in mummy's clothes. :laugh:
You could trim it and hem it at the waist so it would stop just above your knees. :hahaha:
Then it would just be a jacket, not a cool gunslinger coat. :bigcry:
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I can't believe it's not butter.
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I can't believe it's not butter.
It isn't, but I don't think you want to know what it really is. :zombiefuck:
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I cant stop spamming again
I can't spam. I lack words.
I'm trying to remind myself that in childhood I couldn't initiate speech, and that my current state thus consitutes an improvement.
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I can't believe it's not butter.
It isn't, but I don't think you want to know what it really is. :zombiefuck:
You do sarcasm very well though. :thumbup:
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I can't handle heat. Anything over 95 degrees F and I turn into a big puddle of useless.
I do love the winter and lots of snow.
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I can't handle heat. Anything over 95 degrees F and I turn into a big puddle of useless.
I do love the winter and lots of snow.
I wilt in far lower temperatures than 95 degrees, if it's humid. I much prefer the cold! :snowing:
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I just can't be arsed.
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I really can't handle heat too. It sucks considerably.
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I also prefer the cold
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I can't cook without Lisa or Lizzie helpign me
I've tried while back at my mum's and it was crap, so gavae up
will stick to pot noodles and pizzas while here
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I can't cook without Lisa or Lizzie helpign me
I've tried while back at my mum's and it was crap, so gavae up
will stick to pot noodles and pizzas while here
Try again, every stove, every pot, every kitchen needs adjusting. After moving, took me always a couple of weeks, before I was happy with my cooking again.
You could ask your Mum for help, she knows her kitchen and the peculiarities that come with it.
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nah I think it is a sign to give up :P
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nah I think it is a sign to give up :P
A man should be able to cook his own meal, and a meal for his loved ones too.
:hitler: :soapbox: :rollingpin:
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that's a woman job
right now, it's my mum's job. in the future, it will be Mrs Adam Preston's job
:zoinks:
I am actually not bothered by whether my gf can cook or not. as long as she cleans, changes the bedsheets and does the washing and washing up, I can leave without cooked meals. chinese, mcdonalds etc is fine :P
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that's a woman job
right now, it's my mum's job. in the future, it will be Mrs Adam Preston's job
:zoinks:
I am actually not bothered by whether my gf can cook or not. as long as she cleans, changes the bedsheets and does the washing and washing up, I can leave without cooked meals. chinese, mcdonalds etc is fine :P
But think how impressive it would be to court the future Mrs. Adam Preston with a home-cooked meal! :toporly:
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no she likes haribo jelly babies. all I need to do is buy her sweets and crack some hilarious jokes :P
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no she likes haribo jelly babies. all I need to do is buy her sweets and crack some hilarious jokes :P
Have you already discussed the conditions?
As long as she cleans, changes the bedsheets and does the washing and washing up, I can leave without cooked meals. chinese, mcdonalds etc is fine :P
And how reassuring do you think it is that you can leave without cooked meals.
Frankly, with that attitude, I can see her happy with you leaving indeed. :orly:
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aw crap
:laugh:
nah I'm not THAT demanding !
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aw crap
:laugh:
nah I'm not THAT demanding !
She just has to remain drop dead gorgeous and devoted to you?
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well, yeah
I don't think I'm asking too much there really!
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I can't find my Gameboy.