*raises his groundhog*
(to be a fine upstanding member of the groundhog community)
you made that up.
you made that up.
Pictures never lie.
Pictures never lie.
true. never.
outloud.
outloud.
*pumps fist*
outloud.
*pumps fist*
I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.
(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught mkaing murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)
outloud.
*pumps fist*
I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.
(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught mkaing murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)
outloud.
*pumps fist*
I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.
(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught mkaing murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)
Why does this just seem so wrong?
outloud.
*pumps fist*
I know you did, too. FOR REAL. loser.
(I won't even tell you, that earlier, I was caught making murloc sounds outloud, when I thought I was the only grown up in the house.)
The groundhog king is not amused. Nor is his trusty farmer sidekick.
(http://www.groundhogsday.com/images/links.groundhogking.jpg)
oh that is PRETTY.
oh that is PRETTY.
Who knows how to get you all stirred up and bubbling like I do?
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???
But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???
Yes.
But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???
Yes.
But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)
you're going to bed, aren't you? weak ass. you know you are a hour BEHIND me, right???
Yes.
But I don't snort cocaine off a hookers ass and call it 'Dinner'.
And WHAT is wrong with that?
I call it Love.
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)
/me pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
:tooledup:
Time to make those fuckers pay!!! :evillaugh:
I call it Love.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA :plus:
/me pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
:tooledup:
Time to make those fuckers pay!!! :evillaugh:
fucking killer. :P
I bet it isn't. I have quite the imagination./me pulls out his .243 and chambers a round.
:tooledup:
Time to make those fuckers pay!!! :evillaugh:
fucking killer. :P
Yes??
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think. >:D
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think. >:D
Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think. >:D
Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.
:rofl:
i bet she does.
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think. >:D
Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.
:rofl:
i bet she does.
<snort>
cute. :P
I've had many a fun day blasting ground sqirrels. It's more fun than you think. >:D
Oh, I think you can trust me when I say, willow loves getting her squirrel blasted.
:rofl:
i bet she does.
<snort>
cute. :P
Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it. 8)
that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P
Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it. 8)
that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P
I've got your number. :eyebrows:
Good thing I quoted it before SRG deleted it. 8)
that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P
I've got your number. :eyebrows:
I'm lying naked on the bed right now.... call me and I'll tell you how much I want to do things to you. :-* :eyebrows:
that bitch makes his living insulting me...he never deletes anything. :P
I saw the post, as well.
(http://www.repolhopolis.kit.net/marmota2.gif)
(although I am, of course, not drunk.)
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?
/me raises his hand
I want to exterminate squirrels. :dunk:
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?
/me raises his hand
I want to exterminate squirrels. :dunk:
and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?
/me raises his hand
I want to exterminate squirrels. :dunk:
and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P
You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills. :evillaugh:
that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o
that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o
This is actually from the climactic scene of the first movie, right before the cat kills the guy with the gun and takes to the wild backroads of America, killin' those what need killin', and not takin no guff from no one.
I thought I killed you.
I thought I killed you.
Yeah, you're wrong a lot.
you lie a lot. it evens out.
you lie a lot. it evens out.
You're wrong about that.
(does it break some rule that I plus you as often as I can?)
(does it break some rule that I plus you as often as I can?)
(I think only if we reveal that it's how you pay me for sex.)
shhhhhhhh.Fuck that, I like to brag about it
shhhhhhhh.Fuck that, I like to brag about it
man, you suck. :P
man, you suck. :P
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
are you losing air?
are you losing air?
No, I'm landing.
are you losing air?
No, I'm landing.
is that what that sound is?
are you losing air?
No, I'm landing.
is that what that sound is?
Why don't you start an 'ask a question' thread?
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?
/me raises his hand
I want to exterminate squirrels. :dunk:
and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P
You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills. :evillaugh:
that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o
............ Why does no one ever want squirrels exterminated, who set that precedent?
/me raises his hand
I want to exterminate squirrels. :dunk:
and, apparently, cute, fluffy kittens. :P
You got it backwards....... I'm a cat who kills. :evillaugh:
that doesn't look like a cat paw, holding that gun....... :o
I've got MAD mixed martial arts skills, the second after this pic was taken I pulled the gun from that guys hand and shredded him into ribbons. >:D
Someone kill me before I fucking care.
i quit drinking yesterday :laugh:
bollocks - you get all the fun, willow. :grrr:
so i'm annexing this thread. i've decided not to like grounhogs much (we don't have them over here, anyway), so the new word is...
.
.
.
.
wait for it...
.
.
.
.
.
veggie animals!
pak choi carp:
(http://content4.clipmarks.com/image_cache/milytivers/512/699C0D48-A729-4D75-AF13-158C0AE07A90.jpg)
Someone kill me before I fucking care.:lurk:
but i cannot resist, being cute, healthy and wholesome myself (well, i out of 3 ain't bad):
(http://content3.clipmarks.com/image_cache/milytivers/512/CC1EEA13-3BF8-469C-8769-4654667F8559.jpg)
No more veggie animals! They're too cute, healthy, and wholesome! That's not what Intensity's about!
:laugh:You hear that, Willow? We KNOW you're baaaaad. You can't pull the wool over our eyes. Don't ewe feel sheepish now?
now willow, you know that's a baaaaaad thing to do. tsk, tsk.
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
:P
/me shakes her head.PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
:P
Don't pretend to be so ruff. I know your bark is worse than your bite. And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it./me shakes her head.PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
:P
if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
take me up into the Rapture now, Lord, please. pleeeeeeeease!
Oh, so you're going to submit? (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?board=50.0) What will it be? Art? Poetry? Prose?
Oh, so you're going to submit? (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?board=50.0) What will it be? Art? Poetry? Prose?
a petition for the death sentence, grrrrr.
:evillaugh:
A petition? I know some people think they've been done to death, but if you want to get something done, I think they're a capital idea!
too late. i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle. not for the next three minutes, anyway.
/sulks, pouts, and blows you aWhy my dear Lucifer, are you coming on to me?
(http://www.highhopesgardens.com/Blogphotos/strawberry.jpg)
Don't pretend to be so ruff. I know your bark is worse than your bite. And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it./me shakes her head.PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
:P
if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
(Have I crossed the line? Am I being too dogged in my punning? Am I coming across as a bitch?)
too late. i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle. not for the next three minutes, anyway.
tonguey one, or mouth closed? :-* :-* :-*
tonguey one, or mouth closed? :-* :-* :-*
Suprise me.
/me closes her eyes and waits
tonguey one, or mouth closed? :-* :-* :-*
Suprise me.
/me closes her eyes and waits
remember - you asked for this..
/me has a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a woman's tonsils!
(or man. or most invertebrates, really. i drawn the line at dickflo, though).
electrolysis from the inside, baby. :eyebrows:
i'll write you into my diary, then. ;)
"Things To Do Today:
PMS Elle
I = drunk
I havent had a beer in 39 days.
I havent had a beer in 39 days.
It's good to see you are laying off the stupid juice.
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?
Because it causes stupidity in the drinker! :fiveshots:
I = drunk
Give it a rest EBM. Not good at all.
I = drunk
Give it a rest EBM. Not good at all.
What?
How can a juice be labeled stupid if it doesn't have a mind in the first place?
Because it causes stupidity in the drinker! :fiveshots:
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)
Gopher? If your drunk or hyper raise your Gopher? WTF? lol!!!!!!
This evening I may hit the Port. And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.
This evening I may hit the Port. And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.
Sort of, only feel mildly dizzy and disoriented. It'd take a lot more for me to not notice my mistakes posting or slur posts.
Last I heard willow was sick.
Does anybody have an update on her?
(http://martybugs.net/photography/images/200506_gopher.jpg)
Oh...hai
Another work do and I got smashed again just to socialise in this stupid context.
4 long island ice teas and 4 vodkas on ice and feel like I am meeting these humans on equal level and sharing jokes.
I honestly do not even know the dynamics shift. Is it a loosing of social inhibitions, a dulling of the neurological state or is it a meeting them in the middle. (maybe I am too high strung or not nearly enough)
I tried to explain to the guys at the work do today that I am actually an introvert by any plausible reckoning and they laughed their arse off.
I found when I was younger this tactic of being drunk was VERY effective around people that were not on the spectrum.
I can't explain it. I guess it is what it is.