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Title: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 22, 2017, 02:14:35 PM
Which leads to the following question:

What are those 3 wishes going to be?

 :spitscreen:  :chores:  :worship:
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Parts on July 22, 2017, 03:30:12 PM
They would probably be twisted in some weird trumplike fashion that would benefit him.

 

Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 22, 2017, 09:34:36 PM
They would probably be twisted in some weird trumplike fashion that would benefit him.

 :o
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 23, 2017, 12:39:42 PM
I was leaning towards the hypothetical of "if it had a mind of it's own" dilemma nothing too serious, or odd.

Damn it it's already sounding a bit odd  :LOL:
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: odeon on July 23, 2017, 11:36:00 PM
It has the only mind in the immediate neighbourhood. :P
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 24, 2017, 05:13:54 PM
I dont get it. he doesnt have a toupee. Weird hairstyle sure but its his, so what do you mean?
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 24, 2017, 09:31:20 PM
I dont get it. he doesnt have a toupee. Weird hairstyle sure but its his, so what do you mean?

I still think it's a toupee... even if rumors say it's scalp reduction  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Jack on July 24, 2017, 09:40:58 PM
It's not a toupee; just very bad. :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0BYqzdiuJc
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: odeon on July 24, 2017, 11:41:29 PM
I dont get it. he doesnt have a toupee. Weird hairstyle sure but its his, so what do you mean?

I still think it's a toupee... even if rumors say it's scalp reduction  :zombiefuck:

It looks like a toupee and feels like a scalp reduction. :P
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Icequeen on July 25, 2017, 02:50:30 PM
It's real hair, but his hairline is not "right", he's exhibited it a few times.

Most likely scalp reduction.   
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Jack on July 25, 2017, 07:18:29 PM
Most likely scalp reduction.
Didn't know that's a thing. Wondering if it has a facelift effect.
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: FourAceDeal on July 26, 2017, 08:26:35 AM
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 02:35:00 PM
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.

Not me, I didn't vote for the cheeto and his tribe of despots.  ;)
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 26, 2017, 07:30:48 PM
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.

Look at who the alternative was.   :M
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 26, 2017, 08:45:43 PM
Look at who the alternative was.   :M

I think her hair looks like crap too.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 26, 2017, 10:04:55 PM
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.

I didn't vote for him or Hillary. To be honest with you I would of gone with Sanders, yet since Sanders wasn't the Nominee I had to go with a Plan B.




The Plan B was my Cat.
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 26, 2017, 10:06:06 PM
Look at who the alternative was.   :M

I think her hair looks like crap too.  :zoinks:

Sugar Cookie or Chocolate Chip?
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 10:10:30 PM
Justin Trudeau has very nice hair.  :M

Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: odeon on July 27, 2017, 12:08:27 AM
(http://img.wennermedia.com/480-width/rolling-stone-justin-trudeau-cover-2017-3d7aab17-2daa-494f-ae91-9e1852456ba6.jpg)
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 27, 2017, 10:17:57 AM
Because he's a filthy Canadian and a hippie socialist.
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 27, 2017, 08:25:32 PM
Because he's a filthy Canadian and a hippie socialist.

 :roar:
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: odeon on July 27, 2017, 11:40:34 PM
You should definitely check his availability. May he could, you know, do it on the side?
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: 'andersom' on July 28, 2017, 12:32:24 AM
Because he's a filthy Canadian and a hippie socialist.
Do I detect some jealousy, him looking better than you(r president)?
 :autism:
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Icequeen on July 28, 2017, 06:33:56 AM
I'm jealous Canada...very jealous.

France...I'm also jealous.

Macron has lovely eyes. :M

Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 28, 2017, 10:23:18 AM
I'm jealous Canada...very jealous.

France...I'm also jealous.

Macron has lovely eyes. :M

You are too young for him
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 28, 2017, 06:16:12 PM
Because he's a filthy Canadian and a hippie socialist.
Do I detect some jealousy, him looking better than you(r president)?
 :autism:

I don't give 2 fucks about Trump on way or another.

I just cross my fingers he doesn't get us into a major war.
Title: Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
Post by: Genesis on July 29, 2017, 07:58:27 PM
Because he's a filthy Canadian and a hippie socialist.
Do I detect some jealousy, him looking better than you(r president)?
 :autism:

Wouldn't be the first time  :laugh: