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Title: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 06:01:11 PM
There's 22 of you right now.  Any of you care to introduce yourselves?
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: duncvis on April 26, 2006, 06:05:09 PM
hi guests  :laugh:
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 06:15:39 PM
Just 4 guests now.   :(
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Eamonn on April 26, 2006, 06:16:56 PM
Just 4 guests now.? ?:(

I guest they didnt like us enough to stay. :(
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: duncvis on April 26, 2006, 06:19:05 PM
assuming it wasn't another swarm of googlebots...
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Postperson on April 26, 2006, 06:23:19 PM
It was a swarm, of some kind. Only 2 now. Strange.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 07:38:05 PM
Peter maybe your "stalker ex" has gathered herself a support group/fan club and theyre helping her keep a watchful eye on you. :D
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 07:43:24 PM
Peter maybe your "stalker ex" has gathered herself a support group/fan club and theyre helping her keep a watchful eye on you. :D

You misunderstand; the stalker was the ex's other ex; a guy she'd known for 5 years before she met me, who then stalked her for the duration of our relationship.

assuming it wasn't another swarm of googlebots...

If it was a swarm of googlebots, it's not done a hell of a lot for our google ranking.  I still can't find intensity through a search, though I do get some pages from the drivel.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 07:49:17 PM
nah he was secretly stalking you.........it was your long flowing locks that just captivated him.  :D
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 07:54:30 PM
nah he was secretly stalking you.........it was your long flowing locks that just captivated him.  :D

It's true.  People just love me for my hair.  I feel so dirty and used sometimes.   :'(
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 08:17:18 PM
they dont love you for your hair. they are secretly in love with your dog scruffs.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 08:26:14 PM
Gratuitous Scruffs pic:

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/petermackenzie2/Linked%20to/scruffs_hug.jpg)
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 08:29:23 PM
Yeah he knows who the real star in that pic is, and it aint you. ;)
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 08:32:05 PM
You're just jealous because my hair could beat up your hair.   :P
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 08:37:58 PM
My hair actually was originally down to just below my ass, and i cut it.......to the base of my spine.  Actually trimmed it tonight again a little bit, it was getting a bit unmanageable again, now down to my bellybutton.

But hair aside........id beat you in a real fight cos your such a girl, id also make you infertile in like 2seconds. (presuming your not already)  ;)

Its ok Peter dont be upset Scruffs steals your thunder. ;D

My doggys actually the same only difference is.......she kicks you out of the pic so she can get the attention all to herself, shes such a poser but very cute never the less.

I think animals can always manage to get the attention away from their owner in a photo.

Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 08:55:31 PM
But is your hair cumaliciously thick and wavy, with playful ringlets that amuse the opposite sex for hours in bed?  Mine is about as long as it's going to get, and reaches most of the way down my back when stretched, though it normally looks a lot shorter with being wavy.

I bet my ex could beat you up easily; she was pretty strong, and I could just barely keep her pinned down.  You look all skinny and frail by comparison.   :P

Scruffs never liked cameras much.  She'd bark or run away and hide whenever I pointed one at her.  What sort of dog do you have?  Got any pics?
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 09:41:04 PM
I dont need ringlets to amuse the opposite sex for hours. ;)

Yes im very skinny and double jointed ;D, but i have "the knee" my knee is special and it packs such a whack to the balls. My knee has earned me a godly status.

I whole-heartedly admit i can be vicious, manipulative and devious when attacked, my survival instincts are way too strong, which the pervs who tried to rape me when i was younger found out (i was very seriously ill at the time too with an auto immune disorder that attacked my liver etc, i also weighed so much less, so all in i didnt have much energy or strength, which they thought they could exploit).
I found out very early on you dont need "physical" strength as such to win a fight or get out of a violent situation. (even though it does help).

My Milo well when we got her as a pup we were told she wass a little Staffordshire Cross. Shes very slinky and slim not big and bulky like they usually are. Gosh ive got loads of pics of her, shes nearly 11 now.
I'll be honest i havent yet worked out how to stick a pic in these posts as yet.
Otherwise id have shown you.

But yes shes ageing now, but shes still adorable and has these adorable bambi eyes. She plays on her cuteness. hehe
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 26, 2006, 10:03:25 PM
To include a picture in your posts, you'll need to register with a free hosting service like http://www.photobucket.com/, and make sure that the url of your photo has (http://) tags.

Click on quote, at the top right of a post to see the raw code used in adding pics, quotes and formatting. 

I know a double-jointed girl.  She's good for bending into fun sex-pretzels, though it can be a bit nasty when she bends her elbow the wrong way. :)

You got over your auto-immune problem?  How did it get sorted?

I've never hit anyone in my life.  I've always had excellent control over my violent impulses and have had no pressing need to physically defend myself (except for being savaged by scruffs; she had sheep dog instincts and could be quite aggressive.  There were few things she liked more than sinking her teeth into my arm), so it's an as-yet unanswered question as to how I'd do in a fight.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 10:17:01 PM
Ah ok ill look into that or ill just upload one to my darkstarlings pro and paste the link :P

My auto immune liver disorder, was years ago, its a long story and very complicated, they thought it was dormant in my system before it appeared but basically the doctors dont even know if it was what they thought it was because they cant understand how my body managed to repair itself in the way it did.

I'll just put it down to a miracle or me being a genetic freak.
Eitherway im just grateful.

I still have some unrelated issues which docs havent been able to get to the bottom of as yet, ive been checked for lymphnoid lukemia twice, had to undergo biopsys etc, but thankfully they came up clear.
Was then told i had a form of Anaemia which may have been responsible for some of my symptoms, but was then told that was fine after bloods, then it returned again. Nothing on the same scale as what i had before though thank the gods.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 26, 2006, 10:19:01 PM
Btw im not violent lol unless im cornered/at risk or being physically threatened.

http://www.darkstarlings.com/display_profile.php?name=pandoradreanna

Milo is in the last row.

Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Eamonn on April 27, 2006, 02:14:46 AM

I think animals can always manage to get the attention away from their owner in a photo.



Only the plain looking owners.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Peter on April 27, 2006, 08:39:32 AM

I think animals can always manage to get the attention away from their owner in a photo.



Only the plain looking owners.

So freaks like me will always dominate the photo?

Btw im not violent lol unless im cornered/at risk or being physically threatened.

I haven't been physically threatened since I was a kid, and very little even then.  I don't think I'm people's first choice when it comes to finding someone to threaten.  Sorry that you seem to attract that sort of attention. :(

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Milo is in the last row.

She looks very cute and squeezable. :)  I see what you mean with the eyes.
Title: Re: <waves to the guests>
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 27, 2006, 09:54:29 AM
Well only really threatening attention i have recevied was from childhood (evil father) and mid teens (nearly being raped). The rest has just been me feeling cornered and needing to slam the knee against blokes testicles, for not fucking off. Im just not one who appreciates people suffocating them, im very much someone who likes her space and cant abide people invading it and trying to touch her without permission. lol

Yes Eamonn im sure your dog outshines you all the time.
I cant even get in a photo with Milo, shes sort of like fuck off this is my photo bitch!!! Shes a diva.

I think some animals are just very natural at drawing attention to themselves. Sorry Peter, im still more drawn to Scruffs than you, and i like freaks aswell.  ;D