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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: amyleigh on September 10, 2007, 11:15:52 AM
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
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Welcome noob.
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Yes, hello n00b.
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
Hi Amyleigh. Welcome.
That is an excellent introductory post. Do you have any allergies which may be exacerbating the Dermatographism?
Did your husband tell you about the Aspie Elite when he told you about us? Would you like to join the Aspie Elite?
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welcome n00b :P
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Go away.
Come back tomorrow. :yawn:
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I was kidding, come back!
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I am allergic to dust mites and green peppers, mind you, not red.
Aspie Elite: Love to! Do I get minions?
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I am allergic to dust mites and green peppers, mind you, not red.
Aspie Elite: Love to! Do I get minions?
Don't you already have a man-servant? (aka husband)
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you said that your husband told you about this site. whi is your husband? anybody we know?
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I am allergic to dust mites and green peppers, mind you, not red.
Aspie Elite: Love to! Do I get minions?
My husband is so allergic to dust mites that when the allergist did that test on his back where they put the 72 potential allergens and then scratch the spots, he had a huge red welt as soon as it touched his skin. They had not even scratched him yet.
I encased all our mattresses and bed pillows in allergy-proof covers. I had some dust mite spray, but I have not been able to find it lately.
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welcome, amyleigh.
/waves
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hi, n00b, and welcome! ;D
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Is that you in your avie?
What do you have against squids?
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Welcome to that madhouse n00b!!! watch out for ...... just about everyone!!! We ALL bite!!! :evillaugh:
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You can never have too many man servants. Never.
Ya, you probably know my hung like a horse husband.
And dust mites, well, they really do just suck.
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:penis:
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just like in real life huh.
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Yep, my penis can totally dance like that. You wouldn't believe the muscle control required.
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I love you, and also welcome.
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Greetings and welcome.
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:welcome:
Have you been to Spokane?
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:welcome:
Have you been to Spokane?
:LMAO: :plus:
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:welcome:
Have you been to Spokane?
How'd you know? I used to have a place up there with my boyfriend ben, till he dumped me for some june whore.
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:welcome:
Have you been to Spokane?
How'd you know? I used to have a place up there with my boyfriend ben, till he dumped me for some june whore.
:LMAO:
:plus:
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Hi Amy, which meber here in your husband?
You ever seen Benny & Joon?
When were you last in Spokane?
Don't worry I don't bite unless you act like an a sshole.
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:welcome:
Have you been to Spokane?
How'd you know? I used to have a place up there with my boyfriend ben, till he dumped me for some june whore.
/dies.
i think i love you. :-*
:plus:
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I know I do. :laugh:
:-*
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awwwwwwwwwwww. sweeeeeeeeet. :clap: ;D
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:welcome:
Have you been to Spokane?
How'd you know? I used to have a place up there with my boyfriend ben, till he dumped me for some june whore.
What about Sam?
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
McJ?? Is that you??
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
McJ?? Is that you??
He will never be McJ.
But you did get me thinking for a minute....
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
do you mean her own? or any she has access to?
:laugh:
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
do you mean her own? or any she has access to?
:laugh:
She might be like McJ. His profile says he's a female, but I'm pretty sure he has a penis :P
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
do you mean her own? or any she has access to?
:laugh:
She might be like McJ. His profile says he's a female, but I'm pretty sure he has a penis :P
:laugh:
orly? where does he keep it, then?
:LMAO:
;)
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
do you mean her own? or any she has access to?
:laugh:
She might be like McJ. His profile says he's a female, but I'm pretty sure he has a penis :P
:laugh:
orly? where does he keep it, then?
:LMAO:
;)
It's probably in that jar on top of the refrigerator where he says that his wife keeps his balls.
:laugh:
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
The sequined ones?
That was all hair.
:laugh:
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
The sequined ones?
That was all hair.
:laugh:
:LMAO:
His wife must have lost the scissors when she chopped his balls and dick off and put them on top of the refrigerator, so now he can't trim his pubes either!
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
The sequined ones?
That was all hair.
:laugh:
No, kinda a mesh pair.
But, could still have been the case.
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
The sequined ones?
That was all hair.
:laugh:
No, kinda a mesh pair.
But, could still have been the case.
The sequined ones do look a bit meshy. McJ is very particular about what he cradles his pubes up against.
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
The sequined ones?
That was all hair.
:laugh:
:LMAO:
His wife must have lost the scissors when she chopped his balls and dick off and put them on top of the refrigerator, so now he can't trim his pubes either!
Easy Tiger. You're scaring us!
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No, I think he keeps it in his panties.
I saw a pic that seemed that way.
The sequined ones?
That was all hair.
:laugh:
:LMAO:
His wife must have lost the scissors when she chopped his balls and dick off and put them on top of the refrigerator, so now he can't trim his pubes either!
Easy Tiger. You're scaring us!
I have no desire to chop off said appendages.
But you should be scared, I've been known to do highly pleasurable things to them ;)
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*bites lip and imagines*
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*bites lip and imagines*
Lip biting. That's very sexy.
Now behave yourself.
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I do that ALL the time.
'Course, I often snort at
the same time. :laugh:
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I do that ALL the time.
'Course, I often snort at
the same time. :laugh:
Snorting is not sexual. No.
I bite my lip too. Now, no more talk about lips.
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Snorting is not sexual. No.
Some seem to think so.
Rather like when a horse does.
The humor and cynicism behind when I
flirt.
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
Sorry to hear that your blind! :P
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture21-1.jpg)
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i thought you said you loved her?
;)
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture21-1.jpg)
God, McJ needs a good snipping. Don't post that pic again Tesla!
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I thought he WAS snipped. ???
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I thought he WAS snipped. ???
:LMAO:
Correct. On all accounts. He has been trimmed all over...EXCEPT FOR THOSE PUBES!!
:plus:
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I'd suggest waxing, but I don't think it would make it to
the skin.
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture21-1.jpg)
Are McJagger's wife's panties mesh or sequined?
I always thought sequined because surely hair would be poking out all over if they were mesh.
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
Sorry to hear that your blind! :P
:clap:+ :wanker:
Oh rupert, I and my dyslexia and spell checker thank you for your observation. We hope you'll continue to follow us around the board, around the web, and around life in general. Pointing to and clarifying mistakes made, for the sake of those, much like yourself, who have no idea the meaning of "context".
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Rupert was just trying to have a little fun... that's all.
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Fully erect, how long is your penis?
Fully Erect:
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AAAAHHHHHH!
That looks painful!
What are those spikes doing on it?
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AAAAHHHHHH!
That looks painful!
What are those spikes doing on it?
Not much right now, but last night they were doin the job.
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:eyebrows:
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AAAAHHHHHH!
That looks painful!
What are those spikes doing on it?
Not much right now, but last night they were doin the job.
Are you into pain?
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well, the spikes are rubber, they're just there to vibrate and stimulate, not painfull at all, just a perk. It's totally made for a woman, ass, clit and gspot, not to just look like a cock, but to really get in and stimulate. but i really do like a good slapping at the right time ya know.
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Are you going to answer my questions or ignore them?
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Hi Amy, which meber here in your husband?
Tesla
You ever seen Benny & Joon?
Yes
When were you last in Spokane?
I was probably 3
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Are you going to answer my questions or ignore them?
Not my intention to ignore you, I'll do an “ask away†thread where I vow to answer no questions but those you pose to make up for it.
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[/sarcasm]
:LMAO:
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
Sorry to hear that your blind! :P
:clap:+ :wanker:
Oh rupert, I and my dyslexia and spell checker thank you for your observation. We hope you'll continue to follow us around the board, around the web, and around life in general. Pointing to and clarifying mistakes made, for the sake of those, much like yourself, who have no idea the meaning of "context".
Where do they teach you to talk like that? In some Panama sailor wanna-humphump bar or is this just your last day at the bosses whiskey. Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
Sorry to hear that your blind! :P
:clap:+ :wanker:
Oh rupert, I and my dyslexia and spell checker thank you for your observation. We hope you'll continue to follow us around the board, around the web, and around life in general. Pointing to and clarifying mistakes made, for the sake of those, much like yourself, who have no idea the meaning of "context".
Where do they teach you to talk like that? In some Panama sailor wanna-humphump bar or is this just your last day at the bosses whiskey. Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
I grew up in hell! My grandmother has more attitude than you.
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I am a 27yo woman
No, I won't post naked pics.
I have very sensitive skin, i'm on Fexofenadine 180mg for dermographism.
Don't call me fresh meat, this meat hasn't been fresh since i was 14.
My husband told me about the sight.
I have never had sex with any dead marine life.
:finger:<---waves
now commence welcoming the noob.
Sorry to hear that your blind! :P
:clap:+ :wanker:
Oh rupert, I and my dyslexia and spell checker thank you for your observation. We hope you'll continue to follow us around the board, around the web, and around life in general. Pointing to and clarifying mistakes made, for the sake of those, much like yourself, who have no idea the meaning of "context".
Where do they teach you to talk like that? In some Panama sailor wanna-humphump bar or is this just your last day at the bosses whiskey. Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
I grew up in hell! My grandmother has more attitude than you.
:D :LOL:
Cool.