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Title: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 21, 2007, 04:02:07 PM
Anyone from London here?

And no drug dealers, people with guns, or chavs please!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on April 21, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
im from london. wanna meet? :eyebrows:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 21, 2007, 05:22:13 PM
im from london. wanna meet? :eyebrows:

It said no chavs.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on April 21, 2007, 05:30:14 PM
im not a chav, i dont even know what a chav is
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 21, 2007, 06:06:12 PM
im not a chav, i dont even know what a chav is

Then you're clearly not from London.  :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 21, 2007, 06:07:02 PM
Richard. Do you wear lots of jewellry bought in Argos? Do you wear tracksuits, trainers, and hoodies? Do you speak in rudeboy language? Do you listen to horrible gangster rap or RnB music?

If no, then you are not a chav I hope.

How can you NOT know what a chav is though? Are you from London Canada?

We are meeting in a pub later next week in Farringdon - Wednesday evening probably. PM for details.

If you're from London, please answer the following.

Where is Harrods?

What is the big building at the end of Tottenham Court Road/Oxford Street?

What sort of noise do the Jubilee line trains make when the doors close?

What sort of traffic clogs up Oxford Street most?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Scrapheap on April 21, 2007, 06:21:06 PM
I think Richard is from London, Arizona.  ;)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 21, 2007, 06:21:33 PM
[quoteWhat is the big building at the end of Tottenham Court Road/Oxford Street?][/quote]
the courthouse/majestry?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on April 21, 2007, 06:27:18 PM
I think Richard is from London, Arizona.  ;)
oh shit! :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on April 21, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
Richard. Do you wear lots of jewellry bought in Argos? Do you wear tracksuits, trainers, and hoodies? Do you speak in rudeboy language? Do you listen to horrible gangster rap or RnB music?

If no, then you are not a chav I hope.

How can you NOT know what a chav is though? Are you from London Canada?

We are meeting in a pub later next week in Farringdon - Wednesday evening probably. PM for details.

If you're from London, please answer the following.

Where is Harrods?

What is the big building at the end of Tottenham Court Road/Oxford Street?

What sort of noise do the Jubilee line trains make when the doors close?

What sort of traffic clogs up Oxford Street most?
lets play some snooker dude!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 21, 2007, 06:45:09 PM
How can you NOT know what a chav is though? Are you from London Canada?

From what I understand, he doesn't spend enough time in libraries to meet any.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 21, 2007, 06:46:02 PM
How can you NOT know what a chav is though? Are you from London Canada?

From what I understand, he doesn't spend enough time in libraries to meet any.

Do chavs even know what a library is for??
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 21, 2007, 07:00:16 PM
Errrrr. what the fuck? Chavs in a library? There would be no book left. No cuntface music CDs either. They would leave all the classical and other intelligent music behind.

What is London, Arizona? Is that meteorite crater?

Haha stick all chavs in a cage wherever the meteorite is about it hit!!

Set a load of pitbulls upon them! They walk round the fucking streets with Staff-pitbull crosses. One hoody cunt on London Today cut the ears off one so he could look hard! Fucking cunts!

Sorry a bit off topic!!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on April 21, 2007, 07:09:35 PM
im just joking dude. i live in arizona
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: ozymandias on April 21, 2007, 07:13:15 PM
Are you Kahless from AFF?  Welcome to I2, we're all mad here! :green:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on April 21, 2007, 07:14:25 PM
'tis a good place to poste - this is about as british as i get :P
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 21, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
So you're not satisfied by filling our land with Super Size Me grey tree rats, you go and nick and old bridge of ours too and plonk it in the desert! how cheap!

But I'm pro-american.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: ozymandias on April 21, 2007, 07:41:14 PM
As I said, it was some aristocratic british twit who imported our oversize tree rats to your green and verdant shores.  Don't blame the yanks! :P
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Scrapheap on April 21, 2007, 07:43:03 PM
So you're not satisfied by filling our land with Super Size Me grey tree rats, you go and nick and old bridge of ours too and plonk it in the desert! how cheap!

But I'm pro-american.

You sold it to us !!! BTW, if you ave get the chance to go to lake Havasu,  :boobs: galore !!

P.S. do you still need help with that squirrel problem ??  :tooledup:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 21, 2007, 08:15:02 PM
Oh nice, I hope they weren't cheap enough to steal some Essex tarts along with the bridge!

And yes please help me develop a virus to make all grey squirrels sterile.

Very soon I'm going to buy some squirrels from the farmers market and make a tasty casserole.

I have some experience. When I was 12 at a scout camp we hunted the bastards and got 2 with an air rifle. Into a casserole with some chicken, it was very tasty. Skinned them and all. Arkala helped us in the pursuit!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: In The spaGhetto on April 21, 2007, 08:29:03 PM
Richard. Do you wear lots of jewellry bought in Argos? Do you wear tracksuits, trainers, and hoodies? Do you speak in rudeboy language? Do you listen to horrible gangster rap or RnB music?

If no, then you are not a chav I hope.

How can you NOT know what a chav is though? Are you from London Canada?

We are meeting in a pub later next week in Farringdon - Wednesday evening probably. PM for details.

If you're from London, please answer the following.

Where is Harrods?

What is the big building at the end of Tottenham Court Road/Oxford Street?

What sort of noise do the Jubilee line trains make when the doors close?

What sort of traffic clogs up Oxford Street most?


chavs were explained in another thread weren't they? like urban rednecks or something.

anyway dunno if i know the answer to some of those.. can i still come? ;p wednesday is good for me btw
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 24, 2007, 06:35:37 AM
We are now meeting Friday instead which is better all round.

There's another free C64 Breakbeat and Chillout night at the Factory in Vauxhall this Friday.

Interested?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: In The spaGhetto on April 24, 2007, 01:29:37 PM
will def meet on friday, and maybe c64 thing. it's a friend's 30th on saturday so ideally don't want to be too hungover. unlikely to happen though ;)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 24, 2007, 02:59:58 PM
If I do go to the Breakbeat night I wouldn't be taking stuff to get hungover ;)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: In The spaGhetto on April 24, 2007, 03:03:19 PM
well expand hangover to mean feeling knackered in one way or other the next day

careful what you talk about here mate they'll be after you ;)
http://thetyee.ca/News/2007/04/23/Feldmar (http://thetyee.ca/News/2007/04/23/Feldmar)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2007, 03:38:14 PM
Are you Kahless from AFF?  Welcome to I2, we're all mad here! :green:

I'm not. I'm evil and have no morals, that's different  >:(
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: ozymandias on April 24, 2007, 08:37:04 PM
Are you Kahless from AFF?  Welcome to I2, we're all mad here! :green:

I'm not. I'm evil and have no morals, that's different  >:(

Well, thats what you get for moderating on several fora! :eyebrows:  You evil, manipulative, despicable aspie elite, you! :-*
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2007, 02:29:27 AM
Are you Kahless from AFF?  Welcome to I2, we're all mad here! :green:

I'm not. I'm evil and have no morals, that's different  >:(

Well, thats what you get for moderating on several fora! :eyebrows:  You evil, manipulative, despicable aspie elite, you! :-*

I know. :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 02:52:05 AM
Anyone from London here?

And no drug dealers, people with guns, or chavs please!

Guns are banned in Britain so the only people with guns in London would be...the criminals.  ::)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: In The spaGhetto on April 25, 2007, 02:12:55 PM
Anyone from London here?

And no drug dealers, people with guns, or chavs please!

Guns are banned in Britain so the only people with guns in London would be...the criminals.  ::)

probably why he didn't want anyone with guns coming along...
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kosmonaut on April 25, 2007, 03:19:34 PM
Anyone from London here?

And no drug dealers, people with guns, or chavs please!

Used to live there.
Move up north now.
It's grim up here.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: duncvis on April 25, 2007, 03:24:26 PM
Its grim but cheap. And with great curries. :thumbup:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 26, 2007, 04:52:49 PM
Brick Lane has it's fair share of Banlgadeshi restuarants, at good prices.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: In The spaGhetto on April 27, 2007, 01:14:28 PM
there's an all you can eat veggie curry place in Islington where it costs just 3 pounds to have as much as you like. It's not bad (not great either) but pretty amazing value.  Although with all the posters on the wall extolling the virtues of vegeterianism i wonder if it's there more for veggie propaganda than to actually make any money.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: ozymandias on April 27, 2007, 07:33:52 PM
Well consider the cost of growing and preparing veggies is cheaper than meat.  It's ok for an occasional food diversion, but, I prefer a hearty serving of chicken/pork/steak with a SIDE of veggie's than to eat totally vegetarian.  But, then again, there's some pretty fanatical vegan's out there.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 28, 2007, 08:42:58 AM
Of course, vegetables have their places, but it's always as SIDE along some cow, horse, rabbit, deer, squirrel, or fox etc.....
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: ozymandias on April 28, 2007, 12:00:30 PM
Agreed
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 28, 2007, 01:02:05 PM
or possum.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 30, 2007, 03:53:30 AM
Really, what's the most exotic thing you've eaten?

Anyone tried crocodile. It has a lovely fishy texture. Looks like port but tastes like swordfish.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 03:58:21 AM
Wild Boar. At least most exotic thing that's
made of meat.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2007, 05:31:18 AM
Wild Boar. At least most exotic thing that's
made of meat.
i had a couple of honduran women one time.  sisters.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on April 30, 2007, 05:32:29 AM
Wild Boar. At least most exotic thing that's
made of meat.
i had a couple of honduran women one time.  sisters.

And what did they taste like? Chicken?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 05:35:28 AM
Wild Boar. At least most exotic thing that's
made of meat.
i had a couple of honduran women one time.  sisters.

Oooo. But humans are all over the place. They're not exotic.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2007, 05:36:16 AM
Wild Boar. At least most exotic thing that's
made of meat.
i had a couple of honduran women one time.  sisters.

And what did they taste like? Chicken?
like a mountain breeze.





Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 05:39:01 AM
They passed gas whilst you were eating them?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2007, 05:40:20 AM
i wish.


but they were soo fresh.maybe even like an ocean breeze.
or a summer's brezze.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 05:40:57 AM
Fresh Honduran Chicken.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 30, 2007, 07:29:14 AM
At scout camp once, we went hunting for some grey squirrels, skinned a couple and put them in a casserole with chicken.

From tree to stomach I saw the whole process.

Beat that.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: DirtDawg on April 30, 2007, 08:35:11 AM
Huh? Beat what? Talking about things that some eat, but others haven't?

I've got a couple, maybe, but squirrel is great and it doesn't taste like chicken, even if you mix it with chicken.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 11:42:05 AM
At scout camp once, we went hunting for some grey squirrels, skinned a couple and put them in a casserole with chicken.

From tree to stomach I saw the whole process.

Beat that.

I have eaten squirrel, rabbit and venison when I was a kid.  I have eaten pheasant, goose, wild duck and quail.  I have eaten alligator, crawfish and crab when I lived in Louisiana.  They had crawfish and crab boils there.  I did not like alligator that much really, but I love crawfish étouffée and I get excited when I find frozen crawfish tails here in Colorado so I can make it.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: In The spaGhetto on April 30, 2007, 01:54:06 PM
At scout camp once, we went hunting for some grey squirrels, skinned a couple and put them in a casserole with chicken.

From tree to stomach I saw the whole process.

Beat that.

ah so you're the flamer in the anonymous lock up on AV winding up the animal rights lot ;)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: DirtDawg on April 30, 2007, 02:41:33 PM
At scout camp once, we went hunting for some grey squirrels, skinned a couple and put them in a casserole with chicken.

From tree to stomach I saw the whole process.

Beat that.

I have eaten squirrel, rabbit and venison when I was a kid.  I have eaten pheasant, goose, wild duck and quail.  I have eaten alligator, crawfish and crab when I lived in Louisiana.  They had crawfish and crab boils there.  I did not like alligator that much really, but I love crawfish étouffée and I get excited when I find frozen crawfish tails here in Colorado so I can make it.
You country girl, you.
I go nuts when I find crawfish tails, too, but I haven't seen them here in a couple of years, except for a "friend" who has them sent up, by overnight express, the night before the Indy 500 race for a big party. I will be lost if my perennial invitation expires.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 05:18:59 PM
At scout camp once, we went hunting for some grey squirrels, skinned a couple and put them in a casserole with chicken.

From tree to stomach I saw the whole process.

Beat that.

I have eaten squirrel, rabbit and venison when I was a kid.  I have eaten pheasant, goose, wild duck and quail.  I have eaten alligator, crawfish and crab when I lived in Louisiana.  They had crawfish and crab boils there.  I did not like alligator that much really, but I love crawfish étouffée and I get excited when I find frozen crawfish tails here in Colorado so I can make it.
You country girl, you.
I go nuts when I find crawfish tails, too, but I haven't seen them here in a couple of years, except for a "friend" who has them sent up, by overnight express, the night before the Indy 500 race for a big party. I will be lost if my perennial invitation expires.

I forgot I have tasted frog legs.  I didn't really like them either.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 30, 2007, 06:52:16 PM
I have eaten beef, chicken, pork, lamb, mutton, squirrel, rabbit, venison, pheasant, duck, shark, crocodile, emu, hare, wood pigeon, ducks feet (loved walking them around the table in a Chinese restuarant), faggots, black pudding, chittling (pigs intestines), pigs trotters, veal, calfs liver, chicken liver, pigs heart, lambs liver, pigs kidneys, lambs kidneys, lobster, crayfish, mussels, squid, octopus, goose, frogs legs, horse, and turkey to name but a few.

On Sunday my mum cooked a lovely venison casserole in red wine mmm mmm.

There is a pheasant and a couple of wood pigeons in my freezer ready to be mad into the most wonderful dish that could fly, drill a hole in a tree, then be shot dead!

I never said I was the wind-up in the AV lock-up..........

Do I hate food??

Do I like vegetables?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
I have eaten ...faggots...  to name but a few.


 :o

Dare I ask what this is?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2007, 07:07:10 PM
I have eaten ...faggots...  to name but a few.


 :o

Dare I ask what this is?
:ghey: :ghey: :ghey:

tres!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Scrapheap on April 30, 2007, 07:08:07 PM
I have eaten ...faggots...  to name but a few.


 :o

Dare I ask what this is?

To think I out-researched you!!  ;) :smarty:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 30, 2007, 07:14:56 PM
I was waiting to for you to fall in that trap! You need to Anglocise yourselves more!! One knew that people on the other side of the pond would jump to such conclusions! Now I feel like going to every MaccyDs in New York and asking for SUPER FUCKING SIZE ME MCFAGGOTS MEALS!!!!

Would I get a good reaction?

In Herefordshire England, to visit my bird, they would know exactly what you meant. There might even be a piece of faggot in there, it's a recipe from all sorts of bits and pieces.

Faggot (food)
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Faggot

A faggot is a kind of meatball, a traditional dish in the UK, especially the southwest of England, Wales, and the Black Country. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes breadcrumbs. The mixture is shaped in the hand into balls, wrapped round with "caul" (a membrane from the pig's abdomen), and baked. A similar dish, almôndega, is traditional in Portugal.

The first use in print cited in the OED is in 1851, from Thomas Mayhew, although this appears to be a calzone- or pasty-like dish, with an outer wrapper of caul, covering a filling of mixed pork offal. This was in London.

The dish saw its greatest popularity with the rationing during World War II but has become less popular in recent years. Faggots are usually homemade and are to be found in traditional butchers' shops and market stalls.

A popular dish is "faggots and peas," which is often served with gravy. The faggot and pea batch is a common post-pub snack in the West Midlands. Faggots are also known as "ducks" in Yorkshire and Lancashire, often as "savoury ducks". "In Leigh market in 1905 you could buy a savoury duck rolled up in an oatmeal cake."
Mr Brain's faggots
Mr Brain's faggots

The best-known commercial brand is Mr. Brain's Faggots, a frozen food product available in Britain and Ireland, which is made up of liver and onions rolled into meatballs and served in a sauce. These faggots differ significantly from the traditional recipe.

Pictures of the product are a popular joke in some Western countries due to additional meanings of the subject noun. Faggots were used as the subject of an infamous 2004 radio advert by the UK supermarket chain Somerfield[1]. The commercial featured a husband challenging his wife's repetitive routine of a set meal for each day of the week. While he wanted lasagne, he was told that, as it was Friday, he was to have faggots. He responded: "I've nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them.". This advert was subsequently deemed to have breached the rules on Good Taste, Decency and Offence to Public Feeling of the Advertising and Sponsorship Code, and was banned from future re-broadcast by the industry regulator, Ofcom.

Now are YOU hiding something from me????????????????
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 07:24:18 PM
I have eaten ...faggots...  to name but a few.


 :o

Dare I ask what this is?

To think I out-researched you!!  ;) :smarty:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29)

Thanks, Scrapheap.

 :plus:

As for faggots,  :puke:

Kahless, you win.  I don't think I want to try faggots, ever.  I don't even like liver, even though I have tried it.

I have tried beef, pork, chicken, turkey, lamb, veal, mutton, lobster, etc.  I was just listing the things I thought were unusual.  I think the most unusual thing I have eaten is pokeweed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokeweed) (poke salad).
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2007, 07:43:57 PM
I have eaten beef, chicken, pork, lamb, mutton, squirrel, rabbit, venison, pheasant, duck, shark, crocodile, emu, hare, wood pigeon, ducks feet (loved walking them around the table in a Chinese restuarant), faggots, black pudding, chittling (pigs intestines), pigs trotters, veal, calfs liver, chicken liver, pigs heart, lambs liver, pigs kidneys, lambs kidneys, lobster, crayfish, mussels, squid, octopus, goose, frogs legs, horse, and turkey to name but a few.

On Sunday my mum cooked a lovely venison casserole in red wine mmm mmm.

There is a pheasant and a couple of wood pigeons in my freezer ready to be mad into the most wonderful dish that could fly, drill a hole in a tree, then be shot dead!

I never said I was the wind-up in the AV lock-up..........

Do I hate food??

Do I like vegetables?
i have had bangers and mash.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 07:57:06 PM
Headcheese. Didn't much like it though.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on April 30, 2007, 08:04:23 PM
Anything that's living is good in my book.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: DirtDawg on April 30, 2007, 09:57:57 PM
I have eaten beef, chicken, pork, lamb, mutton, squirrel, rabbit, venison, pheasant, duck, shark, crocodile, emu, hare, wood pigeon, ducks feet (loved walking them around the table in a Chinese restuarant), faggots, black pudding, chittling (pigs intestines), pigs trotters, veal, calfs liver, chicken liver, pigs heart, lambs liver, pigs kidneys, lambs kidneys, lobster, crayfish, mussels, squid, octopus, goose, frogs legs, horse, and turkey to name but a few.

I have not tried crocodile, emu, ducks feet, or lambs kidney, but everything else on your list I have had and a few more.

My list, in addition to the expected domesticated fare, would also include alligator, many different kinds of shark and Gulf fish, dolphin, eel, goat (including head and brain), armadillo, opossum, beef tripe, various turtles (including their eggs), rattlesnake, cornsnake, grasshoppers, peacock (and eggs), various slugs and snails, grubs, kidneys, heart (I've had it fresh, warm and raw a few times) and liver of venison (but, taking deer in the wild, you must be prepared to drain and chill the organ meats immediately, as they go bad in hours). I have tasted cat, but the meat was tough and stringy and it stuck to my teeth, I could not eat it. It was like eating cable ties and Q-Tips in a tortilla.

I know it doesn't really count, but when I was a kid, I ate earthworms - maybe that is how I learned their language.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Scrapheap on April 30, 2007, 10:00:42 PM
I have tasted cat, but the meat was tough and stringy and it stuck to my teeth, I could not eat it. It was like eating cable ties and Q-Tips in a tortilla.

El Gato Taco !!! :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 10:01:25 PM
Never ate THAT kind of pussy.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: DirtDawg on April 30, 2007, 10:06:51 PM
I have tasted cat, but the meat was tough and stringy and it stuck to my teeth, I could not eat it. It was like eating cable ties and Q-Tips in a tortilla.

El Gato Taco !!! :laugh:

You got it! I was in Mexico many times, once for three months, near Durango, and I ate as the locals did.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Teejay on May 01, 2007, 12:26:22 AM
I've only eaten venison a few times and emu once (very gamey)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on May 01, 2007, 12:38:30 AM
I love buck, but doe doesn't do shit for me.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on May 01, 2007, 03:23:21 AM
I too have eaten goat, venison liver, tripe, and snails from your wonderful list.

Almost had some braun once, but it was all gone by the time I wanted some. Just goes to show what happens when people appreciate good food.

I have not tried cat, but I like eating and licking pussies!!!

Labrador dogs are meant to taste like lamb.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on May 01, 2007, 03:27:47 AM
Live or dead?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on May 01, 2007, 06:33:16 AM
Depends on the hairy smelly, or furry soft kind.

As for dogs, depends on the the hair and boob size.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Scrapheap on May 07, 2007, 08:30:23 PM
Does watching British Parliment on CSpan qualify you as an incurable geek?? ??
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 08:33:42 PM
Does watching British Parliment on CSpan qualify you as an incurable geek?? ??
it just means that it's nappy time.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Kahless on May 12, 2007, 10:15:22 AM
I'm always up for trying new foods.

Would your nappy taste nice, and how should I cook it?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 03:06:39 AM
i'm originally from london.  but then , this is probably akin to a seance, as this thread apears to be as dead as a dead thing.  ;D
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: DirtDawg on June 08, 2007, 06:20:38 AM

i'm originally from london.  but then , this is probably akin to a seance, as this thread apears to be as dead as a dead thing.  ;D

I don't know. You seem to have some unusuall powers. Maybe tapping the dead on the shoulder is enough, if you do it.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 06:54:51 AM

i'm originally from london.  but then , this is probably akin to a seance, as this thread apears to be as dead as a dead thing.  ;D

I don't know. You seem to have some unusuall powers. Maybe tapping the dead on the shoulder is enough, if you do it.
it's cause she writes purdy.  and uses dem big wurds.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: DirtDawg on June 08, 2007, 07:43:14 AM

i'm originally from london.  but then , this is probably akin to a seance, as this thread apears to be as dead as a dead thing.  ;D

I don't know. You seem to have some unusuall powers. Maybe tapping the dead on the shoulder is enough, if you do it.
it's cause she writes purdy.  and uses dem big wurds.

I like big words sometimes, especially if they save typing, in the long run.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 10:15:38 AM
this is all true.  isn't that something?  what, i don't know, but definitely something.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Bookworm on June 08, 2007, 10:52:44 AM
I am also from London.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 08, 2007, 01:48:22 PM
I am also from London.
are you word-o-riffic?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Bookworm on June 09, 2007, 05:48:24 PM
What do you mean
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on June 09, 2007, 05:51:08 PM
stop deleting yer posts bookworm and have a romatic fight with me in this thread :eyebrows:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Bookworm on June 09, 2007, 05:54:31 PM
I have not deleted any of my posts.  What makes you think I have.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on June 09, 2007, 05:56:54 PM
you had 8 posts before you had 2, in this thread. make it three. you know all deleted posts go to a special forum, and i could have a admin look it up. now lets fight because i know you want to... :eyebrows: :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Bookworm on June 09, 2007, 05:59:01 PM
I have 8 messages not 8 posts
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on June 09, 2007, 06:01:10 PM
i can see you dont want to fight, so i'll leave you alone
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: duncvis on June 09, 2007, 08:36:21 PM
And who says we have no manners here? Even Richard is house trained.  ;D
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 09, 2007, 08:38:42 PM
      :bird:

:poop:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: richard on June 09, 2007, 08:54:43 PM
And who says we have no manners here? Even Richard is house trained.  ;D
hey, im a well behaved young man when i want to be!!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 09, 2007, 10:48:29 PM
And who says we have no manners here? Even Richard is house trained.  ;D
hey, im a well behaved young man when i want to be!!

i can vouch for that.  if i really wanted to...
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 10:51:33 AM
And who says we have no manners here? Even Richard is house trained.  ;D
hey, im a well behaved young man when i want to be!!
you're a coubly headed prick.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 11:15:09 AM
is this what lads from london sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2007, 12:24:16 PM
And who says we have no manners here? Even Richard is house trained.  ;D
hey, im a well behaved young man when i want to be!!

i can vouch for that.  if i really wanted to...

But you don't, right?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 02:25:40 PM
is this what lads from london sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE

dear gods.  that's a minute and 42 seconds i'll never get back again.  no, they don't McP.  where the fuck did you get that particular horror?

And who says we have no manners here? Even Richard is house trained.  ;D
hey, im a well behaved young man when i want to be!!

i can vouch for that.  if i really wanted to...

But you don't, right?

i might, you know.  i'm fair, if nothing else.  (generally , as in "harsh, but fair".   :laugh: )
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
i might, you know.  i'm fair, if nothing else.  (generally , as in "harsh, but fair".   :laugh: )

Better to be harsh than fair. :green:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 02:50:18 PM
you always say that.  or should i say "gasp that"?   :-*
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2007, 02:59:43 PM
That's because I'm a harsh person.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 03:01:00 PM
no, you saucy boy, it's because you luuuuuurve the punishment i mete out to you.  :whip:   :-*

(hence the "gasp").
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
-gasp-
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 03:17:29 PM
Quote
is this what lads from london sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE


dear gods.  that's a minute and 42 seconds i'll never get back again.  no, they don't McP.  where the fuck did you get that particular horror?

american TV.  sorry, but this is just the way that you europeans are portrayed over here in the media.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 03:50:14 PM
Quote
is this what lads from london sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE


dear gods.  that's a minute and 42 seconds i'll never get back again.  no, they don't McP.  where the fuck did you get that particular horror?

american TV.  sorry, but this is just the way that you europeans are portrayed over here in the media.

oh yes - i can just see dunc and pea dressed up in the velveteen knickerbockers and lacy shirt.   :yikes:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 03:51:30 PM
Quote
is this what lads from london sound like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE


dear gods.  that's a minute and 42 seconds i'll never get back again.  no, they don't McP.  where the fuck did you get that particular horror?

american TV.  sorry, but this is just the way that you europeans are portrayed over here in the media.

oh yes - i can just see dunc and pea dressed up in the velveteen knickerbockers and lacy shirt.   :yikes:
and playing paddy cake, paddy cake, bakers men.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 03:53:27 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!  i feel sick.  mind you, could be good for a laugh - as foreplay.  Little Lord Fondleroy...   :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 03:54:59 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!  i feel sick.  mind you, could be good for a laugh - as foreplay.  Little Lord Fondleroy...   :laugh:
leading to pea smacking dunc with his monster.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 04:01:13 PM
Who's roy?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 04:02:43 PM
there you go. killing yet another thread.

i think you should be arrested for serial killing of threads around here.

we will pin you up in the anti-philosophy board until you can convince at lest three people of your anti-philosophy.

killer!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 04:05:12 PM
Can I bring them from elsewhere?
I'm corrupting someone right now.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 04:05:33 PM
Who's roy?

no, silly - it was a play on "Little Lord Fauntleroy".  ::)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 04:06:44 PM
Who's roy?

no, silly - it was a play on "Little Lord Fauntleroy".  ::)

Wouldn't Fondleboy be better then?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 04:17:20 PM
no.  my version was less crass.  :P
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 04:18:14 PM
So, I ask again, who's roy?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 04:19:37 PM
fucked if i know.  who cares?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 04:20:43 PM
let me guess:
your real life name is roy!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 04:22:52 PM
pmsl!

it's a fair cop, guv.

(but not actually true).
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2007, 04:24:35 PM
i was thinking about calandale.
as in ROYal pain in the arse.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 04:25:21 PM
 :clap: :plus:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 04:59:54 PM
Why don't you both bend over
and give it a try then.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 10, 2007, 05:03:13 PM
pffffft - you'd leg it like a bastard if i got within 10 yards of you.  :P
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 05:13:39 PM
pffffft - you'd leg it like a bastard if i got within 10 yards of you.  :P

And I thought you WEREN'T ugly?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 10, 2007, 05:18:27 PM
pffffft - you'd leg it like a bastard if i got within 10 yards of you.  :P

And I thought you WEREN'T ugly?

She isn't but you're a pussy :P
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 10, 2007, 10:25:58 PM
pffffft - you'd leg it like a bastard if i got within 10 yards of you.  :P

And I thought you WEREN'T ugly?

She isn't but you're a pussy :P

One who is ATTRACTED to danger though.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 01:01:20 AM
but i'm not dangerous!  i'm a little sweetie.  really.  no no, honestly i am.

:pinocchio:

what bastard put that wooden wazzock in there?!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 11, 2007, 01:04:32 AM
If that nose gets much longer,
you won't need anyone else.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 11, 2007, 01:13:11 AM
you should see lindsey kemp's film of "A Midsummer Night's Dream", and then you'd know all about what one can do with a nose...   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: RobertN on June 13, 2007, 10:13:17 AM
I don't like London because I find it too noisy and crowded. Plus, I have no love for the Underground (even though I acknowledge it is the best transport system ever from a convenience and environmental point of view). Each to their own though. I know many aspies who love London.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Bookworm on June 13, 2007, 01:03:53 PM
I like London. I have lived there all my life and I work in Central London and use the underground everyday,  It is a bit scary with all those people but I am so used to it London has more Green space and Parks then any other European Capital City.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 02:54:21 PM
I like London because I've never been there.
They like me, for the same reason.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 13, 2007, 02:55:16 PM
no they don't.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
no they don't.
actually i read a poll result that said that they, in fact, do.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 13, 2007, 03:48:54 PM
it was rigged.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 03:53:03 PM
it was rigged.
yea.
he probably invited several of his friends over just before the poll.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:02:13 PM
it was rigged.
yea.
he probably invited several of his friends over just before the poll.

Nah, no-one would vote in an election when they haven't been here long enough to actually make a good judgment about who to vote for, would they?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 04:02:29 PM
it was rigged.
yea.
he probably invited several of his friends over just before the poll.

I resent that remark.
Only invited one person,
and NOT for the voting.

Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:24:44 PM
it was rigged.
yea.
he probably invited several of his friends over just before the poll.

I resent that remark.
Only invited one person,
and NOT for the voting.


calm down.

if you don't know me by now.
i am not malicious.  if my comment seems malicious, then i was likely taking the piss.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 04:29:09 PM
it was rigged.
yea.
he probably invited several of his friends over just before the poll.

I resent that remark.
Only invited one person,
and NOT for the voting.


calm down.

if you don't know me by now.
i am not malicious.  if my comment seems malicious, then i was likely taking the piss.

Speaking of piss. I have to.
But, I guess it kinda scored,
because I was considering withdrawing
from the election. If either of their votes
(miraculously) put me over the top, I'll
resign.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2007, 04:29:53 PM
Don't withdraw, Cal. Surely you aren't a quitter?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:30:26 PM
it was rigged.
yea.
he probably invited several of his friends over just before the poll.

I resent that remark.
Only invited one person,
and NOT for the voting.


calm down.

if you don't know me by now.
i am not malicious.  if my comment seems malicious, then i was likely taking the piss.

Speaking of piss. I have to.
But, I guess it kinda scored,
because I was considering withdrawing
from the election. If either of their votes
(miraculously) put me over the top, I'll
resign.
i doubt they'll notice.  since it aint about them. :laugh:
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 04:31:36 PM
Don't withdraw, Cal. Surely you aren't a quitter?

No. I'm not withdrawing. I want SOMEONE to lose.  :laugh:

McJ - I don't think they'll make it that far down the forum.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:33:07 PM
Don't withdraw, Cal. Surely you aren't a quitter?

No. I'm not withdrawing. I want SOMEONE to lose.  :laugh:

McJ - I don't think they'll make it that far down the forum.
i may actually vote for you, because of the integrity shown a few posts ago.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
Don't withdraw, Cal. Surely you aren't a quitter?

No. I'm not withdrawing. I want SOMEONE to lose.  :laugh:

McJ - I don't think they'll make it that far down the forum.
i may actually vote for you, because of the integrity shown a few posts ago.

Link?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:44:46 PM
Don't withdraw, Cal. Surely you aren't a quitter?

No. I'm not withdrawing. I want SOMEONE to lose.  :laugh:

McJ - I don't think they'll make it that far down the forum.
i may actually vote for you, because of the integrity shown a few posts ago.

Link?

Its at the top of this very page:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3511.msg181736#msg181736 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3511.msg181736#msg181736)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2007, 04:49:55 PM
How's that integrity? (And I'm not trying to insult Calandale, I just don't see it.)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
How's that integrity? (And I'm not trying to insult Calandale, I just don't see it.)

By saying he would withdraw if their votes made him win- it shows that he didn't invite them to help his chances and also that if them coming here during election week gave him the two votes he needed to win he would step down.  I think that's more than many people would say.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 04:55:24 PM
how she said it!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2007, 05:08:02 PM
How's that integrity? (And I'm not trying to insult Calandale, I just don't see it.)

By saying he would withdraw if their votes made him win- it shows that he didn't invite them to help his chances and also that if them coming here during election week gave him the two votes he needed to win he would step down.  I think that's more than many people would say.

Ah. I see what you mean, now. Thanks.

(And I agree. It is integrity.)
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:10:50 PM
Or clever vote getting tactics.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2007, 05:12:18 PM
Or clever vote getting tactics.

But that's politics, really, and we've all come to expect it. Next, you'll grab someone's baby and cuddle with it.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:14:43 PM
Or clever vote getting tactics.

But that's politics, really, and we've all come to expect it. Next, you'll grab someone's baby and cuddle with it.

Or eat it.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2007, 05:16:46 PM
Or clever vote getting tactics.

But that's politics, really, and we've all come to expect it. Next, you'll grab someone's baby and cuddle with it.

Or eat it.

Not sure that works in politics. At least, I'm not sure if we'll ever see Hillary doing it.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
I've always run for office on the c'thonic platform.
Why choose the LESSER of two evils?
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:25:39 PM
I've always run for office on the c'thonic platform.
Why choose the LESSER of two evils?
thread killer!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:26:46 PM
I've always run for office on the c'thonic platform.
Why choose the LESSER of two evils?
thread killer!

Only for someone without the will
to look.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:27:33 PM
meh?

i can't be arsed!
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:29:11 PM
meh?

i can't be arsed!
So, by posting, it is you who killed it.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:34:07 PM
meh?

i can't be arsed!
So, by posting, it is you who killed it.
not yet.
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 05:40:59 PM
meh?

i can't be arsed!
So, by posting, it is you who killed it.
not yet.

Only because we are spamming it..
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:42:04 PM
meh?

i can't be arsed!
So, by posting, it is you who killed it.
not yet.

Only because we are spamming it..
whoreing
Title: Re: London thread
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 05:42:20 PM
forget the e