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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: the_ruckus on February 01, 2012, 02:52:42 PM
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New here. I'm from Texas, the land of the truly bad ass. That's me in the attached pic.
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Welcome.
I'm sure you and Scrap have a lot in common.
Hold on to your knickers, it's going to be a hell of a ride.
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New here. I'm from Texas, the land of the truly bad ass. That's me in the attached pic.
Welcome aboard. Do you like ballroom dancing? Climbing trees? That feeling you get just before you sneeze? If so you will probably love it here.
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Welcome.
I'm sure you and Scrap have a lot in common.
Hold on to your knickers, it's going to be a hell of a ride.
Thanks. It'll be a nice break from those pussies over at wrong planet.
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Hi the ruckus.
:welcome:
Have you lived in Texas for all your life?
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Hi the ruckus.
:welcome:
Have you lived in Texas for all your life?
Most of it. I lived in Ohio for a year after high school, but promptly moved back to Texas.
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Oh, you poor, poor man. We were in exile in Texas for 10 years when I was a child. Pretty much hated it. Of course, this was from 1953 - 1962.
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Hi the ruckus.
:welcome:
Have you lived in Texas for all your life?
Most of it. I lived in Ohio for a year after high school, but promptly moved back to Texas.
I think Texas is a nice state. I have relatives in the San Antonio area, so I have driven across it a few times.
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Oh, you poor, poor man. We were in exile in Texas for 10 years when I was a child. Pretty much hated it. Of course, this was from 1953 - 1962.
Texas will always be home to me. I consider myself a Texan first, then an American.
What part of Texas did you live in?
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We existed in Houston. I remember the Astrodome being built, the Colt 45's and the Oilers.
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Hi the ruckus.
:welcome:
Have you lived in Texas for all your life?
Most of it. I lived in Ohio for a year after high school, but promptly moved back to Texas.
I think Texas is a nice state. I have relatives in the San Antonio area, so I have driven across it a few times.
It's a long drive. If you drive from Houston to El Paso, you're half way to Los Angeles.
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We existed in Houston. I remember the Astrodome being built, the Colt 45's and the Oilers.
The Astrodome is now a condemned building. Too much damage done by Katrina evacuees.
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Hi the ruckus.
:welcome:
Have you lived in Texas for all your life?
Most of it. I lived in Ohio for a year after high school, but promptly moved back to Texas.
I think Texas is a nice state. I have relatives in the San Antonio area, so I have driven across it a few times.
It's a long drive. If you drive from Houston to El Paso, you're half way to Los Angeles.
I remember that it took pretty much 24 hours to drive all the way across.
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Hi New Texan Guy
Welcome, after 10 posts you will see more of the site
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/monkey-kiss.gif?t=1322610767)
Nice bike! i prefer balloon modelling :zoinks:
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Hi New Texan Guy
Welcome, after 10 posts you will see more of the site
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/monkey-kiss.gif?t=1322610767)
Nice bike! i prefer balloon modelling :zoinks:
Thanks, maybe....
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...I...
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...should...
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...speed up the process!
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welcome. hope your not one of them sensative types... theres a lot of mean mean people here. there either with you or against you. and there poopy heads.... or something that someone who spammed the WP facebook page with lies about us and ended up accidentally recruiting 2 mods from the sites would say
in reality were a nice bunch here unless you upset sir les aka AL swearagen
than your fucked.
enjoy your stay.
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:welcome:
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welcome. hope your not one of them sensative types... theres a lot of mean mean people here. there either with you or against you. and there poopy heads.... or something that someone who spammed the WP facebook page with lies about us and ended up accidentally recruiting 2 mods from the sites would say
in reality were a nice bunch here unless you upset sir les aka AL swearagen
than your fucked.
enjoy your stay.
I consider myself pretty thick-skinned. Did you miss the part about me being from Texas? We don't really tolerate whiners around here!!
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But do you tolerate Texas jokes :zoinks:
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I found this for you and added it type : tx : without the spaces to get this :tx:
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But do you tolerate Texas jokes :zoinks:
I was about to respond with "as long as you tolerate Connecticut jokes", but then I realized nobody cares enough about Connecticut to make jokes about it in the first place!
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I found this for you and added it type : tx : without the spaces to get this :tx:
Are you flirting with me?
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I found this for you and added it type : tx : without the spaces to get this :tx:
Are you flirting with me?
No don't go that way :lol:
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hello :)
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But do you tolerate Texas jokes :zoinks:
I was about to respond with "as long as you tolerate Connecticut jokes", but then I realized nobody cares enough about Connecticut to make jokes about it in the first place!
:2thumbsup:
Make all the general Yankee jokes you want too I find them amusing.
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well you know what they say. everythings bigger in texas including the amount of stupid per square inch
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We existed in Houston. I remember the Astrodome being built, the Colt 45's and the Oilers.
The Astrodome is now a condemned building. Too much damage done by Katrina evacuees.
From the Houston Chronicle, Feb 21, 2009, in part:
"This is the same dome that housed all these Katrina victims at Mayor White's invitation, but now it's not fit to even go into?" Harris County Commissioner Steve Radack said. "It's no different today than it was then, other than the city has proclaimed it has all these major problems."
Same standards
The trouble began about a year ago, when dome officials could not produce a valid certificate of occupancy during their annual fire inspection, senior fire inspector Joe Leggio said. The county ultimately had to apply for a new certificate, which triggered an inspection by city building code officials.
That inspection and a follow-up inspection by the city fire marshal's office identified about 30 problems, including malfunctioning sprinkler and fire alarm systems.
Those violations are considered life threatening, so the fire marshal could have ordered the building shut down.
I verify.
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Hello the_ruckus, :welcome: to Intensity.
Hope you enjoy it here. And have some welcome karma: :plus:
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Welcome, etc.
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Hi there, new guy. Welcome here.
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(How many other Texans besides Tim do I know of on WP.....? :chin:)
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Hi n00b, welcome to the cesspool.
(How many other Texans besides Tim do I know of on WP.....? :chin:)
The only other one I know of is the young lady nick007 was involved with for some time, Megz.
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We existed in Houston. I remember the Astrodome being built, the Colt 45's and the Oilers.
The Astrodome is now a condemned building. Too much damage done by Katrina evacuees.
From the Houston Chronicle, Feb 21, 2009, in part:
"This is the same dome that housed all these Katrina victims at Mayor White's invitation, but now it's not fit to even go into?" Harris County Commissioner Steve Radack said. "It's no different today than it was then, other than the city has proclaimed it has all these major problems."
Same standards
The trouble began about a year ago, when dome officials could not produce a valid certificate of occupancy during their annual fire inspection, senior fire inspector Joe Leggio said. The county ultimately had to apply for a new certificate, which triggered an inspection by city building code officials.
That inspection and a follow-up inspection by the city fire marshal's office identified about 30 problems, including malfunctioning sprinkler and fire alarm systems.
Those violations are considered life threatening, so the fire marshal could have ordered the building shut down.
I verify.
Interesting. Honestly, I never really cared enough to check, myself. The 'dome was a dump even when it was open.
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Hello the_ruckus, :welcome: to Intensity.
Hope you enjoy it here. And have some welcome karma: :plus:
Thanks
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Welcome, etc.
Thanks
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Hi there, new guy. Welcome here.
Thanks
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(How many other Texans besides Tim do I know of on WP.....? :chin:)
The mystery begins! Dun dun dun!
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Hi n00b, welcome to the cesspool.
(How many other Texans besides Tim do I know of on WP.....? :chin:)
The only other one I know of is the young lady nick007 was involved with for some time, Megz.
Thanks
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Welcome. 8)
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Welcome. 8)
Thanks.
I see you like trucks and alcohol.
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Welcome.
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Welcome. 8)
Thanks.
I see you like trucks and alcohol.
Fast cars, motorcycles, & pizza are also on the list.
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Welcome.
Thanks
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Welcome. 8)
Thanks.
I see you like trucks and alcohol.
Fast cars, motorcycles, & pizza are also on the list.
karma+
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:welcome: :include:
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Ok Ruckus you seem like you may stick around and this is cool. Too many newbies simply don't.
We are all a nice lot here but what you really need to know is who is who. This will determine who all these people swamping you with compliments are ....and more importantly their motives.
Take some time to view the quick reference guide i put up. It will no doubt help you make deep and lasting friendships and steer you away from the nasty element here :thumbup:
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Callouts. They are really a meet and greet and of no real consequence. When we like someone and want to discuss it with them we "call out" to them. "Hey dog breath your posting style sucks" or "Hey your opinion on religion sucks retard". We all respond very well to such claims and that is the "call out" section.
Now some of the personalities.
Serpent throne is the Sensei of the forum. Really clever guy. For all answers to the forums greater questions his insight is the one most sought and appreciated
Scrapheap: Very deep and charismatic lady. She is a romantic and dreams of one day being swept away by her knight in shining armour. Until then she posts her pearls of wisdom here. For which we are very blessed
Callaway: Very forgetful lady. A great way to embarrass her is to bring up an issue a day before and she will not have any idea she said it or thought it and lose her point of reference. You can easily confuse her.
Peter is the only member we have from Africa. He is by birth a Pymy and until recently had no inclination what the internet was but has come leaps and bounds in a very short time. He has wonderful stories to tell you of the open plains of Africa and his triumphs against wild beasts whilst protecting his homeland
Butterflies as you can tell from the face is a gentle little soul and easily startled. She is in need of a bit of protecting and I think that you could well be the person to do so. She suffers from Tourettes and this unfortunate condition has caused her to occasionally textually waffle on this board. She bravely fights off any efforts to help her because she cannot change herself and ought not for others.
Adam is allergic to animal hair and such issues are a sore point for Adam. I would stay well clear of any approach to dogs, cats, turtles, rabbits...you know pets entirely.
Odeon is the owner. He is not that bright and a soft touch here. In fact as a general exercise in lulz give it to him and watch him flounder. It is fun. All of us do this.
Zippo? He is as American as Apple pie. In fact I think he can trace his roots back to Johnny Appleseed. He wears a big 44 gallon hat and concealed six shooter. He is a bond collector and makes that Dog the bounty hunter look like a wimp. In fact he is a cross between John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Lady Gaga. He is a hardarse.
Schleed is the nice guy of the forum and the most sensitive by far. Treat him with kid gloves because seeing him dissolve into a weeping messy is not only frightening but heart-breaking and so easily done.
Calavera is a highly religious person. He has over many years drifted from one secular religion to another as the truth of god seemed out of his grasp. Now he has found his best fit and living a strict secular life with a denomination of Christianity that is strict and demanding and he is the type of person for it. He will textually rip anyone to pieces for arguing in any topic that cross the boundaries of his Christian principles....even inadvertently. be careful.
Oh there is also CouldbeCousin who is a real tearaway. She doesn't post much but when she does watch out. Nasty piece of work and in league with HykeasWell. Be wary of those two. These two are really the Bonnie and Clyde of the forum. Do not misjudge the outward happy and gentle humour for that. They are the sharks of the forum and wait til they see blood in the water so to speak and they will rip you to pieces.
Queen Victoria is pure evil. There is little that escapes her notice here and she will take whatever you hold dear and use it against you in frightening ways. Evil I tell you.
Lutra is a passionate and highly emotional individual. You will often find Lutra in the thick of debates arguing strongly as to the deepest passions of his enormous heart. He is an activist by heart and nature.
Renaeden? Well like a venus fly trap this lady will happily wait for her next victim. Then she devours slowly but unlike the fly trap she will laugh all the while. She is a nasty piece of work.
Zegh is our resident health nut. He is a firm believer of thy body is a temple. He is a hard bastard. He is a marathon runner and a martial artist too. Has like 8 abs.
Anonymous is a ballroom champion. He honed his athletic ability in college as his school football teams mascot. He posts here between dance contests and has plenty of moves both on and off the dancefloor to share ;)
Parts is a moderator. Parts gives the impression of a startled deer in the headlights with how he posts. The position of mod is a constant state of stress for him. I blame this in part to his real life job as an Abbott. He is very devout and in this shares his love of the church with Calavera. He prays for us nightly.
Bodaccea is our most prestigious member. She can trace her Italian heritage back to Julius Caesar. She is a gentle and studious historian working for the National Library of Rome and any conversations about Roman and its incursions against the filthy degenerates that would defy Rome is strongly welcomed.
PMSElle? PMSelle is a fervent believer of anarchy and the dissolution of the state. In between Satan worship and undermining the government and learning the necessary skills to demobile and destroy the government infrastructure, she works as a florist. Quiet a talented flower arranger.
Eris. More prude in matters sexual than even poor Theok. Very quickly flustered by mention of sexual proliferation or bodily fluid exchanges. Try bringing something kinky into the conversation to make her blush. You know you want to.
Professor Farnsworth? I think beneath his friendly exterior could well be a latent psychopath. In fact there is little I believe to stop him going postal. In time he will and all that will save us all from saying "I knew that guy. I always suspected he would" will be the fact that his username is not his real name. I think this is better in a way don't you?
Have you met Pyraxis?
You will like her. I wrote a special poem for her.
"She is fun and always in good cheer
She will happily rip you from arsehole to ear"
Do you like it?
MLA is an 18 year old German girl, and one of our latest members. She is very busy in providing good wholesome recipes that her grandmother used to make. We are getting a new idea of what culinary delights found in that country.
I guess you will get to know the rest.
Oh of course there is me. I am I admit VERY sensitive and easily hurt. l am the meet and greeter and will steer you well in this little forum to make your life as easy as possible.
Oh as far as calling out I would expect you may wish to find a reason to "callout" to Callaway, Odeon, MLA, and then Calavera in that approximate order.
Now best be on my way.......... :thumbup:
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Wow. Thanks for the user guide. It seems I'd better get busy building my own reputation to catch up with everyone else.
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Wow. Thanks for the user guide. It seems I'd better get busy building my own reputation to catch up with everyone else.
It will happen in no time.
Hey you are now the fourth person i associate with Texas.
1. My favourite writer - Robert E Howard
2. A flamer/troll that i used to flame on the troll forums I used to hang out on
3. George bush
4. Your Good self. I like you better than bush already and probably that troll too.
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fuck texas :viking:
Carolina forever
errrr....welcome :plus:
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Welcome.
As for the guesses I think Tim is too busy posting at wp to be here and megz is a female so I dont think she would pretend to be a guy here.
Sadly I have no one of my own to add.
Feel free to drop by my askaway thread if you have any questions regarding the moderation at wp. I´ll try to reply and make sure the mods get to see it
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I think I know who it is! His username is too hard to remember to type off by heart is all. It has the word "rider" in it amirite? :orly:
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
Well aren't we a little pissy this morning!
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
Well aren't we a little pissy this morning!
Nah just tired of dealing with people that are untrue about who they are/their intentions
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
Well aren't we a little pissy this morning!
Nah just tired of dealing with people that are untrue about who they are/their intentions
I think you're taking this a bit too seriously.
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
Well aren't we a little pissy this morning!
Nah just tired of dealing with people that are untrue about who they are/their intentions
I think you're taking this a bit too seriously.
Not at all.
Have had some awful experiences online recently and Im trying to make sure it wont happen again.
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
Well aren't we a little pissy this morning!
Nah just tired of dealing with people that are untrue about who they are/their intentions
I think you're taking this a bit too seriously.
Not at all.
Have had some awful experiences online recently and Im trying to make sure it wont happen again.
That sucks. Personally, I never take anything online serious enough to get upset about. It's just simpler that way.
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Nope. Cold, very cold!
Being all mysterious kicks ass.
have fun with that.
I may start paying attention to you once you start showing yourself but dont count on that one
Well aren't we a little pissy this morning!
Nah just tired of dealing with people that are untrue about who they are/their intentions
I think you're taking this a bit too seriously.
Not at all.
Have had some awful experiences online recently and Im trying to make sure it wont happen again.
That sucks. Personally, I never take anything online serious enough to get upset about. It's just simpler that way.
:indeed:
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This guy needs to come back.
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He's unresponsive to luring.