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Anything at all.
I will answer with
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Is all well at your house today?
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Did you ever watch that 80's show, ALF?
Did you like it?
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Did you ever watch that 80's show, ALF?
Did you like it?
I watched it a few times, but it creeped me out. I was afraid alf would eat my cat.
Is all well at your house today?
Yes it is, thank you for inquiring! :2thumbsup: I haven't heard from the paternal parental unit and, in light of his recent antics, I opted to ignore him today. The kids and I got DH some Star Trek DVDs for father's day. The laundry pile isn't taller than me atm. Over all, a good day!
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1. What are your interests?
2. Where, approximately, do you live?
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Did you ever watch that 80's show, ALF?
Did you like it?
I watched it a few times, but it creeped me out. I was afraid alf would eat my cat.
Is all well at your house today?
Yes it is, thank you for inquiring! :2thumbsup: I haven't heard from the paternal parental unit and, in light of his recent antics, I opted to ignore him today. The kids and I got DH some Star Trek DVDs for father's day. The laundry pile isn't taller than me atm. Over all, a good day!
:laugh: :thumbup:
How tall are you?
Are you someone with an optimistic view on life?
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are you am I good looking?
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Are you :viking: ?
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Anything at all.
I will answer with
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How would it make you feel if I told you that hardcore gun control advocates have become murderers at this point? :evillaugh:
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1. What are your interests?
2. Where, approximately, do you live?
1. North Korea, neuroscience (BRAINS!!!), philosophy, Star Trek, Monty Python, Sudoku, and world domination. I'm not a big fan of TV except for an occasional favorite. I read obsessively, mostly nonfiction but an occasional quality fictional work. Oh, and I'm in the process of developing an interest in photography. It may take hold, it may not.
2. I live outside of Washington, D.C. Scary, right? You can smell the stupid all the way out here. I want to move to the mountains further out in Virginia or West Virginia. One day. :zoinks:
Did you ever watch that 80's show, ALF?
Did you like it?
I watched it a few times, but it creeped me out. I was afraid alf would eat my cat.
Is all well at your house today?
Yes it is, thank you for inquiring! :2thumbsup: I haven't heard from the paternal parental unit and, in light of his recent antics, I opted to ignore him today. The kids and I got DH some Star Trek DVDs for father's day. The laundry pile isn't taller than me atm. Over all, a good day!
:laugh: :thumbup:
How tall are you?
Are you someone with an optimistic view on life?
I'm 5'1". Nearly. It is more like 5' and 1/2", but I round it up. I'm fun size, like those little candy bars you get on Halloween! My 8 y/o is only six inches shorter than me, maybe less since he's had a growth spurt. I have to get on my tip-toes to sign my name on most credit card readers. I had some amazon woman lean down with her hands on her knees to talk to me like you would when addressing a child. I have been refused alcohol despite presenting my ID because I couldn't possibly be 21. When a nurse took the blanket off of my legs after a medical procedure she said, "Gee, I thought there would be more of you than that!" Yeah, it is awesome. :violin:
It has some benefits, though. Nobody expects the little one....hee hee hee :mischief: And at 29 it is kind of nice to get carded all the time as long as they'll serve me.
I used to be someone with an optimistic view on life. Now, eh, not so much. I'm not a big fan of most humans. Thus the whole "go off into the mountains and hide" thing. I care about a few people, I like a few people. I'm terrified of everyone. People are capable of unthinkably awful things.
I suppose I am optimistic about our future if we can survive long enough to realize our potential.
are you am I good looking?
:lol1: I don't know about me. I do have a soft spot for older gentlemen. ;)
Are you :viking: ?
Am I a viking? Am I into pillaging? Do I like those hats? I don't get it. Someone please explain.
Anything at all.
I will answer with
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How would it make you feel if I told you that hardcore gun control advocates have become murderers at this point? :evillaugh:
First panic. Then relief.
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you are a very nice looking lady
does it bother you when guys say that?
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you a very nice looking lady
does it bother you when guys say that?
That is difficult to answer. It depends. I usually assume it is a lie for the purpose of manipulation, some kind of a backhanded insult, or they're delusional. I'd like to be flattered but I can't seem to get around those assumptions. But no, it doesn't really bother me. It perplexes me!
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you a very nice looking lady
does it bother you when guys say that?
That is difficult to answer. It depends. I usually assume it is a lie for the purpose of manipulation, some kind of a backhanded insult, or they're delusional. I'd like to be flattered but I can't seem to get around those assumptions. But no, it doesn't really bother me. It perplexes me!
been told I am delusional
but am not blind
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you a very nice looking lady
does it bother you when guys say that?
That is difficult to answer. It depends. I usually assume it is a lie for the purpose of manipulation, some kind of a backhanded insult, or they're delusional. I'd like to be flattered but I can't seem to get around those assumptions. But no, it doesn't really bother me. It perplexes me!
been told I am delusional
but am not blind
In that case I will attempt to feel flattered. :)
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Are you going to post a picture?
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Have you read Krakatoa The Day The World Exploded: August 27, 1883 by Simon Winchester?
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Have you read Krakatoa The Day The World Exploded: August 27, 1883 by Simon Winchester?
No I have not. Is it a good read?
Are you going to post a picture?
Ehhhh...OK.
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My new sunglasses. I like 'em. The old ones squeezed my enormous head.
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It is very good. Nice pic.
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nice pic :thumbup:
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You look like my neighbor. But younger.
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"I'm 5'1". Nearly. It is more like 5' and 1/2", but I round it up."
I'm 4' 10', part of the reason I'm Queen Victoria. Cbc is about our height. Good things come in small packages.
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"I'm 5'1". Nearly. It is more like 5' and 1/2", but I round it up."
I'm 4' 10', part of the reason I'm Queen Victoria. Cbc is about our height. Good things come in small packages.
CBC is taller than both of you and referred to you two as runts. Sorry to be the bearer of such news. Just trying to help. :angel:
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"I'm 5'1". Nearly. It is more like 5' and 1/2", but I round it up."
I'm 4' 10', part of the reason I'm Queen Victoria. Cbc is about our height. Good things come in small packages.
CBC is taller than both of you and referred to you two as runts. Sorry to be the bearer of such news. Just trying to help. :angel:
:lies:
You are just jealous because you can't fit easily in the overhead compartment of an airplane.
Yay, more shorties. :)
Queen Victoria, how the heck do you find pants that fit? Petite or short sizes still tend to drag on the ground for me.
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nice picture. :plus:
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North Korea is an interest of yours!
Are they really so hungry that they eat each other or is that western propaganda?
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North Korea is an interest of yours!
Are they really so hungry that they eat each other or is that western propaganda?
There are rumors in-country as well. I'm not sure they've ever been officially acknowledged, but I suspect that at least some of these stories are more than just rumors. The famine in the 90s killed so many. Hunger makes you do some effed up stuff. :(
North Koreans are significantly shorter on average than their genetically comparable counterparts to the south. It takes a lot of deprivation to create that kind of a difference.
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You look like my neighbor. But younger.
Skyblue?
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nice pic :thumbup:
We know. you said it on the previous page, oh you want her to drop her man for you. I see
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cute :green:
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"I'm 5'1". Nearly. It is more like 5' and 1/2", but I round it up."
I'm 4' 10', part of the reason I'm Queen Victoria. Cbc is about our height. Good things come in small packages.
Its my understanding that cynara is a small person also
4 of my favorite people are small
How come most of my girlfriends have been tall?
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Have you read Krakatoa The Day The World Exploded: August 27, 1883 by Simon Winchester?
No I have not. Is it a good read?
Are you going to post a picture?
Aviators. Cool. :thumbup:
Ehhhh...OK.
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My new sunglasses. I like 'em. The old ones squeezed my enormous head.
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nice pic :thumbup:
We know. you said it on the previous page, oh you want her to drop her man for you. I see
who knows
perhaps her husband doesnt tell her she is pretty, often enough
nothing wrong with saying something nice when a person is brave enough to post their pic
perhaps you should try it sometime
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I usually wear shorts 8 - 9 months of the year. For long pants, I make sure they have a decent sized hem. I cut a slit in the hem and put elastic in, whip the elastic closed and sew the slit closed. I don't have to worry about the material shrinking and having high water pants. I can hem a pair of pants in less than 10 minutes this way.
I do look as if I'm wearing harem pants, but at my age I don't care. Having pants hemmed this way keeps the cold out in the winter (cold in New Orleans? :facepalm2:) and the mosquitos out in the summertime.
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Talar du svenska?
Sprichst du Deutsch?
Loquerisne Latine?
:orly:
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I usually wear shorts 8 - 9 months of the year. For long pants, I make sure they have a decent sized hem. I cut a slit in the hem and put elastic in, whip the elastic closed and sew the slit closed. I don't have to worry about the material shrinking and having high water pants. I can hem a pair of pants in less than 10 minutes this way.
I do look as if I'm wearing harem pants, but at my age I don't care. Having pants hemmed this way keeps the cold out in the winter (cold in New Orleans? :facepalm2:) and the mosquitos out in the summertime.
8-9 months a year I wear thick clothes :(
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I usually wear shorts 8 - 9 months of the year. For long pants, I make sure they have a decent sized hem. I cut a slit in the hem and put elastic in, whip the elastic closed and sew the slit closed. I don't have to worry about the material shrinking and having high water pants. I can hem a pair of pants in less than 10 minutes this way.
I do look as if I'm wearing harem pants, but at my age I don't care. Having pants hemmed this way keeps the cold out in the winter (cold in New Orleans? :facepalm2:) and the mosquitos out in the summertime.
8-9 months a year I wear thick clothes :(
It has to get down to about 45 (7) in the daytime before I stop wearing shorts. The only reason I stop wearing them is that it makes the PR uncomfortable that she has a weird mom. I really don't see any difference between shorts and a mini-skirt as far as keeping warm.
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It's 7oC here at night, even though it is Midsummer Eve on Friday :-\
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We're getting 100F (50C) degree heat index days now. That means the heat + the humidity makes it feel that hot. Sort of a wind chill factor for the tropics.
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Rolling Stones or Beatles?
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Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Can't...decide...
*head explodes*
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Sherlock Holmes BBC version or Sherlock Holmes CBS version?
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Sherlock Holmes BBC version or Sherlock Holmes CBS version?
I must hang my head in shame as I've seen neither.
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Does your husband tell you that you are beautiful?
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Does your husband tell you that you are beautiful?
He's mentioned it a few times. ;)
I can't read the intent of others very well. I'm always a little suspicious that such remarks are manipulative in nature. Isn't that awful? My first thought is always, "What do you want and why can't you just ask me?" He's finally starting to realize that if he is not direct with me I won't be receptive. I will either ignore his attempts at manipulation or, depending on my mood at the time, I may turn into a RAGING PTERODACTYL.
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I don't want anything.
SKYBLUE suggested it and was wondering if its true.
I tell my wife that she is all the time.
Maybe too much.
I think she takes it for granted. ;)
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I don't want anything.
SKYBLUE suggested it and was wondering if its true.
I tell my wife that she is all the time.
Maybe too much.
I think she takes it for granted. ;)
Come now, you don't think he would be direct with me? When have you known the man to hold back?
You have an interesting way of picking at people from behind that shiny halo. :angel: Very sneaky, sir!
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nice pic :thumbup:
We know. you said it on the previous page, oh you want her to drop her man for you. I see
who knows
perhaps her husband doesnt tell her she is pretty, often enough
nothing wrong with saying something nice when a person is brave enough to post their pic
perhaps you should try it sometime
No ulterior motive. Not being sneaky.
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nice pic :thumbup:
We know. you said it on the previous page, oh you want her to drop her man for you. I see
who knows
perhaps her husband doesnt tell her she is pretty, often enough
nothing wrong with saying something nice when a person is brave enough to post their pic
perhaps you should try it sometime
No ulterior motive. Not being sneaky.
Uh-huh.
I have just been informed by my son that giant ice cubes can make one popular. I'd love to know the logic behind this assertion. ???
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
No logic?! Ack!
Not your logic, silly. Your line of thinking is quite clear.
I was referring to my son's logic. He believes that giant ice cubes will boost his popularity. How this will happen and with whom he will become popular remains a mystery. And what exactly does he mean by "giant?"
Oh god...I'd better go check my freezer.
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If he lived in the desert in the summer time he would be extremely popular.
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
No logic?! Ack!
Not your logic, silly. Your line of thinking is quite clear.
I was referring to my son's logic. He believes that giant ice cubes will boost his popularity. How this will happen and with whom he will become popular remains a mystery. And what exactly does he mean by "giant?"
Oh god...I'd better go check my freezer.
now we've misunderstood each other.
Now we're even.
Lets start again.
Hello, my name is Mc________.
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
No logic?! Ack!
Not your logic, silly. Your line of thinking is quite clear.
I was referring to my son's logic. He believes that giant ice cubes will boost his popularity. How this will happen and with whom he will become popular remains a mystery. And what exactly does he mean by "giant?"
Oh god...I'd better go check my freezer.
now we've misunderstood each other.
Now we're even.
Lets start again.
Hello, my name is Mc________.
::) OK. :thumbup:
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
No logic?! Ack!
Not your logic, silly. Your line of thinking is quite clear.
I was referring to my son's logic. He believes that giant ice cubes will boost his popularity. How this will happen and with whom he will become popular remains a mystery. And what exactly does he mean by "giant?"
Oh god...I'd better go check my freezer.
And check your son. He may want to make himself COOL with those giant ice cubes. Makes perfect logical sense.
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
No logic?! Ack!
Not your logic, silly. Your line of thinking is quite clear.
I was referring to my son's logic. He believes that giant ice cubes will boost his popularity. How this will happen and with whom he will become popular remains a mystery. And what exactly does he mean by "giant?"
Oh god...I'd better go check my freezer.
And check your son. He may want to make himself COOL with those giant ice cubes. Makes perfect logical sense.
He was excited about making ice because he is learning about states of matter. He waited for the water to freeze while he watched a Bill Nye video on the subject.
Apparently science = popularity.
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No logic. Just wondering if its true.
I didn't suggest it, I simply followed up.
No logic?! Ack!
Not your logic, silly. Your line of thinking is quite clear.
I was referring to my son's logic. He believes that giant ice cubes will boost his popularity. How this will happen and with whom he will become popular remains a mystery. And what exactly does he mean by "giant?"
Oh god...I'd better go check my freezer.
And check your son. He may want to make himself COOL with those giant ice cubes. Makes perfect logical sense.
He was excited about making ice because he is learning about states of matter. He waited for the water to freeze while he watched a Bill Nye video on the subject.
Apparently science = popularity.
:2thumbsup:
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Does your husband tell you that you are beautiful?
He's mentioned it a few times. ;)
I can't read the intent of others very well. I'm always a little suspicious that such remarks are manipulative in nature. Isn't that awful? My first thought is always, "What do you want and why can't you just ask me?" He's finally starting to realize that if he is not direct with me I won't be receptive. I will either ignore his attempts at manipulation or, depending on my mood at the time, I may turn into a RAGING PTERODACTYL.
Just to be honest, I would never remember to say that shit. Logically if you were married to me, we would have an very active sex life, and I mean wtf. I married you.
I would just assume that's enough, and you'd already know you were the best piece of ass around. Completely honest perspective here. Does anyone agree with my logic, or could they explain in detail why I am an insensitive bastard?
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Does your husband tell you that you are beautiful?
He's mentioned it a few times. ;)
I can't read the intent of others very well. I'm always a little suspicious that such remarks are manipulative in nature. Isn't that awful? My first thought is always, "What do you want and why can't you just ask me?" He's finally starting to realize that if he is not direct with me I won't be receptive. I will either ignore his attempts at manipulation or, depending on my mood at the time, I may turn into a RAGING PTERODACTYL.
Just to be honest, I would never remember to say that shit. Logically if you were married to me, we would have an very active sex life, and I mean wtf. I married you.
I would just assume that's enough, and you'd already know you were the best piece of ass around. Completely honest perspective here. Does anyone agree with my logic, or could they explain in detail why I am an insensitive bastard?
Ehhh, kind of.
Saying the same phrase over and over out of habit more than sentiment renders it meaningless. When "I love you" becomes part of the small talk ritual that bothers me. It isn't something that should be said casually IMO.
Commenting on attractiveness is different. Still, I prefer something genuine over something forced or scripted.
But if it is important to your partner, then whatever. You make concessions to keep them happy. Some women demand worship in a relationship. I guess you have to decide if dealing with that kind of ego in a person is worth it.
You might say it more often than you think. Many of us have a tendency to voice what we're thinking in the moment.
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Commenting on attractiveness is different. Still, I prefer something genuine over something forced or scripted.
But if it is important to your partner, then whatever. You make concessions to keep them happy. Some women demand worship in a relationship. I guess you have to decide if dealing with that kind of ego in a person is worth it.
Spouse: "Honey, why don't you ever compliment my clothes or ask me how i'm feeling or tell me i'm pretty? (or whatever people ask, I dunno I never paid attention when I had girlfriends lol)
Me: Mmmm?
Spouse: "Hun?"
Me: Huh? *grunt* WHAT? what the fuck difference does it make? I married you, so you know you aren't ugly, and you know you're fun to be with. Why do you need to hear that shit fifty times a day? Get your tight ass over here, you SEXY woman. Lets suck face like we're fucking teenagers and shit.
*face sucking, sex* *all is forgotten for a day and a half maybe, then it repeats. AGAIN. AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN.*
Rage never learned why women need to hear this shit. HE grew old with this woman and never understood her to the day he died. The end.
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So romantic! :zoinks:
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So romantic! :zoinks:
You thought I was joking.
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May I?
Thanks!
Rage, marriage is more than sex. It's everything which is your life. If cheer leading your spouse lifts their spirits, then great. It also benefits you because marriage is a partnership.
And, the sex will wane. It almost always does. Whether it be life becomes so busy, because of children, or because of a lessening testosterone level....it wanes.
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May I?
Thanks!
Rage, marriage is more than sex. It's everything which is your life. If cheer leading your spouse lifts their spirits, then great. It also benefits you because marriage is a partnership.
And, the sex will wane. It almost always does. Whether it be life becomes so busy, because of children, or because of a lessening testosterone level....it wanes.
Oh I know all that, geez. I just benefit from relationships in ways other than, "daddy I made pretty makeups hehehehe". This is completely irrelevant to me. Fucking, adventures, being able to rely on one another is what I would take out of it.
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Have you read Krakatoa The Day The World Exploded: August 27, 1883 by Simon Winchester?
No I have not. Is it a good read?
Are you going to post a picture?
Ehhhh...OK.
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g439/aspiemomma/a69dd72a-12d6-455c-a202-f89069b213d4_zps363dafd2.jpg) (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/aspiemomma/media/a69dd72a-12d6-455c-a202-f89069b213d4_zps363dafd2.jpg.html)
My new sunglasses. I like 'em. The old ones squeezed my enormous head.
Very good looking :2thumbsup:
Your hair is really red!!! Been wanting to see what it looked like...
As you might know, I have a fascination with red hair; ever since I was little, my cousin was my favourite cousin simply because he had red hair.
Once I was volunteering for this Parkinson's non profit, and the lady who was at the front desk had pretty red hair and freckles, and she had just had a baby who also came out with red hair. But she said she was sad her daughter had red hair because growing up [she says] guys don't like girls with red hair. I wanted to tell her it was all lies, but didn't want to freak her out by saying I thought she was beautiful, so I didn't say anything.
So I'll make up for it now by saying to this redhead- that red hair is the prettiest of hair colours (in my opinion).
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THAT said, here's my question: how do you like I^2 so far?
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Sherlock Holmes BBC version or Sherlock Holmes CBS version?
I must hang my head in shame as I've seen neither.
WHAT!!!!??
You have to watch Sherlock Holmes BBC version. I can tell you where to watch it for free if you want (unless you have netflix, then you can just watch it there).
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I am enjoying myself immensely!
Guys have odd views about redheads. Some are kind of fetishy about it. Others fear we will steal their souls. Boy are they in for a shock when they realize that all females have the power to steal souls!
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Boy are they in for a shock when they realize that all females have the power to steal souls!
This is true.
Hence why I stay away from girls now. Seriously, they take over my life.
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What is your POV on the current state of the globe?
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Should I give up on this feud with Rage, or should I just say "I'm sorry for that remark, yet I feel guilty for stooping down to your level."
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Apparently science = popularity.
Not while I went to school. :nerdy:
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What is your POV on the current state of the globe?
It is entirely too round.
Should I give up on this feud with Rage, or should I just say "I'm sorry for that remark, yet I feel guilty for stooping down to your level."
Saying "I feel guilty for stopping down to your level" is another insult. If your aim is to make peace I would avoid that comment.
Apparently science = popularity.
Not while I went to school. :nerdy:
Same here. It took me a while to understand these things.
I asked a friend to go with me to an art museum when I was about 15. She was really nice about it. Instead of laughing in my face she apologized and said that she'd love to if it didn't sound so boring. After that I started hiding nerdy things that fueled my special interests like my copy of Grey's Anatomy, my Salvadore Dali books, my Mozarts CDs, my bird books, etc. Not that it mattered, people were onto my oddness by then.
It all seems so silly now that I couldn't care less! :zoinks:
Where is that anatomy book anyway...
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I am enjoying myself immensely!
Guys have odd views about redheads. Some are kind of fetishy about it. Others fear we will steal their souls. Boy are they in for a shock when they realize that all females have the power to steal souls!
I don't see why anyone would give a shit what color someone's hair is. As long as someone doesn't have like cocks growing out of their eyesockets or look like the elephant man, I don't see the problem, or the particular attraction. Its just hair. I think the attractive parts are the ass, vagina, and boobs. And when she has smoothish skin, and a feminine face. So, a girl.
Attraction to me is a girl, who has MENTAL traits I can identify with, and won't feel like the frankenstein monster by spending time with her.
(http://rhymenreview.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ducky-and-little-foot.png)
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I am enjoying myself immensely!
Guys have odd views about redheads. Some are kind of fetishy about it. Others fear we will steal their souls. Boy are they in for a shock when they realize that all females have the power to steal souls!
I don't see why anyone would give a shit what color someone's hair is. As long as someone doesn't have like cocks growing out of their eyesockets or look like the elephant man, I don't see the problem, or the particular attraction. Its just hair. I think the attractive parts are the ass, vagina, and boobs. And when she has smoothish skin, and a feminine face. So, a girl.
Attraction to me is a girl, who has MENTAL traits I can identify with, and won't feel like the frankenstein monster by spending time with her.
(http://rhymenreview.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ducky-and-little-foot.png)
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Who I am attracted to fluctuates. I agree, certain mental capabilities are very important; there is a girl who I currently would marry at the drop of a hat- is she the most attractive girl? Not really. That said, I may find someone attractive, beautiful, and wonderful to look at, but doesn't mean I am sexually attracted to them, or that I want to marry them.
And sometimes if a girl is beautiful AND I am sexually attracted to them, it can change in an instant if I discover they have questionable emotional traits and ideas (such as being a psychopath).
AspieMomma, what would you say are the most important traits of a marriageable lady?
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AspieMomma, what would you say are the most important traits of a marriageable lady?
Surpise. Fear. Ruthless efficiency. An almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Nice red uniforms. No, wait, that is the Spanish Inquisition.
A potential mate should be able to carry on a stimulating conversation. They should be passionate about what they believe in. They should have a silly side as well. A potential mate should be capable of doing thoughtful things without expecting so much as an acknowledgement in return. They should not smother you nor should they neglect you. They should accept your quirks if they are harmless. They should challenge you, making you strive to be a better person. They should be the sort of person you would want as a role model for a child, whether you intend to have children or not.
One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws. If you can't stand your beloved's parents, think twice before taking them on as family. A dysfunctional relationship with the in-laws can be toxic to a marriage.
Beware of sociopaths and narcissists.
Everything else is just icing on the cake.
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AspieMomma, do you have any experience djing?
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AspieMomma, do you have any experience djing?
Sadly, I do not.
I always wanted to be a bouncer because that would be hilarious. 5'1, can barely reach the pedals in her car, but she can kick some ass!!!
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AspieMomma, do you have any experience djing?
Sadly, I do not.
I always wanted to be a bouncer because that would be hilarious. 5'1, can barely reach the pedals in her car, but she can kick some ass!!!
If you were a bouncer, what would you be called?
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Little Red
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KickAsspieMomma
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Sven.
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Oooh, tough choice.
I think that no matter what name I chose, everyone would just call me "Bitch" anyway. :P
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Lil' Bitch?
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Maybe. Till I break their jaw. Then they'll call me "mfffl bff."
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They will call you Bitch 4
because bitch 4 they know it, they're gone
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Its all that Mud Wrestling experience
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Yes. It is surprisingly good exercise, like pole dancing!
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AspieMomma- have you ever pole danced?
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Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?
While pole dancing?
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Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?
While pole dancing?
Sadly, no.
My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse. I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies. After that I developed a healthy fear of most females.
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If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?
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Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?
While pole dancing?
Sadly, no.
My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse. I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies. After that I developed a healthy fear of most females.
yeah, but that was a 100 years ago
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Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?
While pole dancing?
Sadly, no.
My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse. I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies. After that I developed a healthy fear of most females.
yeah, but that was a 100 years ago
Lol.
When I was in preschool these two girls stole my crap and claimed it was theirs. That was incredibly frustrating. They also made me eat meat and told me it was bread or something. I just realized something....those girls were bullies- WTF, they start out young eh?
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If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?
I can honestly say I've never given that one much thought! :apondering:
Any suggestions?
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If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?
I can honestly say I've never given that one much thought! :apondering:
Any suggestions?
Anything you can do that not many other women can?
you have red hair and freckles, but there must be something else unique that make the audience come back for more. the mark of a successful pole dancer....
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If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?
sexy G-string
(http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BiMyPcgCGk~$(KGrHqMH-CcEsLMR8ftwBLNo+!3mhw~~_1.JPG?)
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FIRE
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8479/8204077033_e5eb5cca18_z.jpg)
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AspieMomma, what would you say are the most important traits of a marriageable lady?
Surpise. Fear. Ruthless efficiency. An almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Nice red uniforms. No, wait, that is the Spanish Inquisition.
A potential mate should be able to carry on a stimulating conversation. They should be passionate about what they believe in. They should have a silly side as well. A potential mate should be capable of doing thoughtful things without expecting so much as an acknowledgement in return. They should not smother you nor should they neglect you. They should accept your quirks if they are harmless. They should challenge you, making you strive to be a better person. They should be the sort of person you would want as a role model for a child, whether you intend to have children or not.
One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws. If you can't stand your beloved's parents, think twice before taking them on as family. A dysfunctional relationship with the in-laws can be toxic to a marriage.
Beware of sociopaths and narcissists.
Everything else is just icing on the cake.
Pretty much what I said only all girly and shit. :zoinks:
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^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with.
Oooh, I like the fire!
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^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with.
Oooh, I like the fire!
Usually people get annoyed with my "and shit"s, and my "deal with it faggot"s, and my "you're a nigger"s. Good on you. :thumbup:
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^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with.
Oooh, I like the fire!
Usually people get annoyed with my "and shit"s, and my "deal with it faggot"s, and my "you're a nigger"s. Good on you. :thumbup:
Well, we know who won't be a spokesman for Walmart, Home Depot, Smithfield, QVC or have a show on the Food Network.
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I've got it!
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g439/aspiemomma/images_zpsc49c6fcc.jpg) (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/aspiemomma/media/images_zpsc49c6fcc.jpg.html)
With a little practice you could have a lot of fun with that.
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
Understandable. Lovely teeth.
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
Understandable. Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
Understandable. Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
Probably uses whitestrips. Definitely had some orthodontic work done.
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
Understandable. Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
Probably uses whitestrips. Definitely had some orthodontic work done.
More work than orthodontic done for her
:nerdy:
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
Understandable. Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
Probably uses whitestrips. Definitely had some orthodontic work done.
More work than orthodonic done for her
:nerdy:
LOL, yeah. Noticed that.
Maybe she requested the doctor implant magnets as well? It would keep the can in place.
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didnt see the beer at first :squiddy:
Understandable. Lovely teeth.
Teeth?
Teeth?
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I've got it!
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g439/aspiemomma/images_zpsc49c6fcc.jpg) (http://s1101.photobucket.com/user/aspiemomma/media/images_zpsc49c6fcc.jpg.html)
With a little practice you could have a lot of fun with that.
Its a titty bar.
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Meh,
A) She's using a top to help hold the can. I wouldn't need one.
B) It's Bud Light
1) Is that really considered beer?
2) Bud Light doesn't weigh as much as Bud.
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One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....
Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time. :facepalm2:
I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination. :thumbup:
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One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....
Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time. :facepalm2:
I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination. :thumbup:
:zoinks: Excellent! Then we can order all shelving and storage spaces to be lowered by a foot!
*Maniacal laugh*
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One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....
Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time. :facepalm2:
I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination. :thumbup:
:zoinks: Excellent! Then we can order all shelving and storage spaces to be lowered by a foot!
*Maniacal laugh*
OR you could make allies of us taller folk.
Btw, I once had a dream about earth, in the days before plants, before dinosaurs. It was reddish, with a large orange sea srrounding a big continent. But there was a war; the Tall people were dominating, fair more in number, and they had more weaponry. I was tall and I had a sword, but I was sifting my way through a crowd of giants to find the short people and fight on their side.
The short people had a secret underground entrance (like a manhole), and I slipped into it. A few greeted me and led me through a tunnel to the other end, to the land where the short people lived. It was like another world entirely with green grass, colourful flowers, blue sky, and hobbit-like homes.
A question for AspieMomma (and/or Icequeen):
What is the one thing about being short that tall people seldom consider?
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^ I think you were in Munchkinland!
We can't see on high-up surfaces. If you put something on top of the fridge it might seem like it is in plain sight to you, but it may cause me to spend half a day tearing up the house to find an important paper.
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^ I think you were in Munchkinland!
We can't see on high-up surfaces. If you put something on top of the fridge it might seem like it is in plain sight to you, but it may cause me to spend half a day tearing up the house to find an important paper.
Noted.
It's good to know these things.
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^ I think you were in Munchkinland!
We can't see on high-up surfaces. If you put something on top of the fridge it might seem like it is in plain sight to you, but it may cause me to spend half a day tearing up the house to find an important paper.
:indeed:
I may be a bit taller than you are, but I do know the annoying thing of not being able to find something, because someone put it away high out of sight for me.
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One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws....
Yep, I TOTALLY overlooked that one at the time. :facepalm2:
I'm also 5' 1" and planning world domination. :thumbup:
I am 5' 2 1/4" and I will use my greater height in the service of your world domination! :thumbup:
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A question for AspieMomma (and/or Icequeen):
What is the one thing about being short that tall people seldom consider?
Stuff on the top shelf at the grocery store. :zombiefuck:
You can never find a stock boy when you need one, and the looks you get from people as your knocking shit down off the top shelf using a roll of tin foil are priceless.
Classic case of the "bystander effect" in action, everyone else is taller than you...but they all look and quickly walk away.
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Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.
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A question for AspieMomma (and/or Icequeen):
What is the one thing about being short that tall people seldom consider?
Stuff on the top shelf at the grocery store. :zombiefuck:
You can never find a stock boy when you need one, and the looks you get from people as your knocking shit down off the top shelf using a roll of tin foil are priceless.
Classic case of the "bystander effect" in action, everyone else is taller than you...but they all look and quickly walk away.
They're probably thinking how cute you look, bravely struggling to knock things down into your shopping cart! :laugh:
I use my umbrella to reach rolls of paper towels in the store. We short folk need to be resourceful! :viking:
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Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.
I have a very long stride and fast walking pace for a short person. My father once criticized my stride
because it makes me appear to bob up and down, but he's very short too and used to walk the same way! :zoinks:
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Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.
I have a very long stride and fast walking pace for a short person. My father once criticized my stride
because it makes me appear to bob up and down, but he's very short too and used to walk the same way! :zoinks:
Well what are we supposed to do, jog to keep up? A longer stride is necessary when strolling with tall folks. :M Besides, a more strenuous pace makes for sexy toned legs. :eyebrows:
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples and necks.
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Sorry, I got distracted, did you say something?
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Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.
I have a very long stride and fast walking pace for a short person. My father once criticized my stride
because it makes me appear to bob up and down, but he's very short too and used to walk the same way! :zoinks:
I didn't notice your walking style as being unusual.
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I walk on the flaming skulls of babies and puppies.
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well, that perked me up.
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well, that perked me up.
:D
For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well, that perked me up.
:D
For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
you have been hanging around rage to much
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well, that perked me up.
:D
For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
you have been hanging around rage to much
I'm trying to figure out if that was some kind of covert allusion to a joke I am unaware of....
If not, then it wasn't rage. He doesn't talk about boobies.
I dunno what...
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Boobies. :autism:
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If you had to put your kids in comparison to the Three Stooges which ones will be Moe, Larry, and Curly?
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If you had to put your kids in comparison to the Three Stooges which ones will be Moe, Larry, and Curly?
Youngest would be Curly. He is a little pudgey and a lot clumsy!
Middle would be Moe. He's more assertive than the other two.
Oldest would be Larry. He's a bit more timid and sensitive.
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well, that perked me up.
:D
For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
Are you hungry?
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As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces. We can't reach tall shelves easily. Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences. Seat belts that cut across nipples
and necks.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well, that perked me up.
:D
For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
Are you hungry?
Man, I just realised what QV meant by "perked me up". Damnit, that was a perfect opportunity to move the convo in a more raunchy direction.
I'm not hungry....
AspieMomma, what is your favourite colour combination in it's natural environment?
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I love the sunset with just a few clouds to reflect the light. The colors and the way they play off of each other and the clouds are never quite the same, but they're always lovely.
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Cool. I saw a really beautiful sunset yesterday- it was surprising because it's been raining for a week, and raining again today, but for a few minutes just as the sun was setting the clouds parted a bit and the WHOLE sky turned colours. Closest to the sun the cloud reflected gold and orange, then pink was everywhere along with purple...then farther to the east it got purple blue, and then a deep see blue which looked like an underwater picture. :autism:
here's a nice picture, not as many clouds, but cool nonetheless:
(http://fwallpapers.com/files/images/beautiful-sunset-96.jpg)
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Oooh...pretty.
I'm watching the sun as it sinks in the sky right now.
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nice
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My wife is 85 months younger than me. I met her when she was 18 1/2. Is that creepy?
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My wife is 85 months younger than me. I met her when she was 18 1/2. Is that creepy?
Rapist!
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My wife is 85 months younger than me. I met her when she was 18 1/2. Is that creepy?
I hope not. Try 401 months, 20 days.
It was probably worse when she was younger, but she was a consenting adult. I dated a 22 y/o when I was 16. Not a good move. As long as you leave the under-agers alone, you're good.
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What's your point? ???
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
Sorry, as I wasn't clear! I was generically asking you what YOUR point is, since I thought it would be funny and I couldn't think of anything other that stuff like:
What's your favorite number?
What's your favorite color?
What are your thoughts on the socioeconomic ramifications of the Galactic War in the Star Wars Universe?
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
Sorry, as I wasn't clear! I was generically asking you what YOUR point is, since I thought it would be funny and I couldn't think of anything other that stuff like:
What's your favorite number?
What's your favorite color?
What are your thoughts on the socioeconomic ramifications of the Galactic War in the Star Wars Universe?
Huh huh, I said "firm position." :laugh:
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
oh, she is, was and probably always will be more mature than I am.
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
oh, she is, was and probably always will be more mature than I am.
Well, at least you're comfortable with that. :thumbup: People who are intimidated by their partner's abilities can be nasty about it. :thumbdn:
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
oh, she is, was and probably always will be more mature than I am.
Well, at least you're comfortable with that. :thumbup: People who are intimidated by their partner's abilities can be nasty about it. :thumbdn:
i believe she's saved my life.
I was unite the hedonist in my youth
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What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
oh, she is, was and probably always will be more mature than I am.
That's not saying much. :laugh:
What's your point? ???
My point is that I hope it isn't creepy but wasn't willing to commit to a firm position. It really depends on the people involved.
Sorry, as I wasn't clear! I was generically asking you what YOUR point is, since I thought it would be funny and I couldn't think of anything other that stuff like:
What's your favorite number?
What's your favorite color?
What are your thoughts on the socioeconomic ramifications of the Galactic War in the Star Wars Universe?
The Jedi are probably supported by galactic tax dollars. :vader:
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Minister of silly walks 08:55:52 PM Viewing the topic Ask AspieMomma anything.
Hello there.
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Will you ever come back??
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She should come back.
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I don't think she will. Personal issues or something like that.
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I don't think she will. Personal issues or something like that.
:indeed:
It's a long story.
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Know the story; she should come back anyway.
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I don't think she will. Personal issues or something like that.
:indeed:
It's a long story.
Wasn't that more to do with her relationship with Skyblue??
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I don't think she will. Personal issues or something like that.
:indeed:
It's a long story.
Wasn't that more to do with her relationship with Skyblue??
And how is that not a personal issue?
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Minister of silly walks 08:55:52 PM Viewing the topic Ask AspieMomma anything.
Hello there.
Well AspieMomma...if you are ever lurking around here...I miss you. I hope you are doing well, and that this is not the last we will ever hear from you.