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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Natalia Evans on September 11, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
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I think I am a beginner. I get bored with it quick when I do it and not good with making stuff up to make it funny and trollish or provoking and I hate to get people all upset. Only time it ever succeeded was when I was lucky and when one of my aspie friends created two aspie questions that were offensive and I posted them on Yahoo Answers and it succeeded well and got suspended within a half hour after posting those. But I also felt guilty when I got good answers to my troll questions I made because people thought it was real. :'( I wasted their time with them making their answer for me when they could use it on a genuine person.
My other way of trolling is making stupid threads like "toys come to life."
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I think I might enjoy trolling, but only with people I feel deserve it. I find it almost imposible to be nasty to people who haven't been nasty to me. I do have a bitchy side to me, but it stays mostly hidden. I do quite enjoy it when someone is nasty to me and it gives my bitchy side a chance to be mean back.
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I didn't answer because I don't troll. I probably would not do it well.
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I didn't answer because I don't troll. I probably would not do it well.
I may be guilty of benign spamminess in the pursuit of postwhoring, but I truly don't believe that I am a troll. :angel:
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Well, I'm trying to improve my trolling skills everyday. Everyone says that I suck, but come on, I usually laugh at everything I post because I find myself quite funny and witty. :green:
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Well, I'm trying to improve my trolling skills everyday. Everyone says that I suck, but come on, I usually laugh at everything I post because I find myself quite funny and witty. :green:
That is more about who you are rather than your trolling skills. :indeed:
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Noodling is more fun than trolling.
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Noodling is more fun than trolling.
FA note that she said noodling, not snoodling. :LOL:
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I only troll when I've been provoked.
I trolled PCTech under a different name after they banned me just because of my nickname.
Jeez, what was wrong with the name hyperzd? ???
Me: I have a computer problem
Some Prick Admin: How can I help you, pffft, what kind of name is GodOfAllMoniques?
Me: Hey don't laugh, I'm trying to ask you a serious question.
Some Prick Admin: What seems to be the problem.
Me: Well I having troubles with pop-ups, apparently I have over 9000 penises and 99Z boobies popping out of the screen
Some Prick Admin: The problem is, you seem to have a very low IQ.
Then she bans me from talking and then repeats every single word I said which was so funny, the other members laughed and then I got IP banned.
I was banned as hyperzd before so I returned to give them a taste of their own medicine. :zoinks:
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Noodling is more fun than trolling.
FA note that she said noodling, not snoodling. :LOL:
lol. Looked that one up too.
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Noodling is more fun than trolling.
FA note that she said noodling, not snoodling. :LOL:
lol. Looked that one up too.
Glad to be of help with your vocabulary. :LOL:
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I didn't answer because I don't troll. I probably would not do it well.
werent you just trolling in the newsbox thread with me? :zoinks:
based on your preformance i'd say you are a bigginer
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I didn't answer because I don't troll. I probably would not do it well.
werent you just trolling in the newsbox thread with me? :zoinks:
based on your preformance i'd say you are a bigginer
No, I was just posting there. Anyone who cares to read it can decide for themselves.
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I dunno whether I'm any good, but I don't give a shit either way. If I can get a laugh, all the better.
Personally, I think the art of trolling would be to annoy the fuck out of whoever, then have fun watching the fallout. While you are annoying, Felcher boy, you have a lot to learn as far as generating fallout.
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If I try I can
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If I try I can
Maybe I can troll too! :orly:
"I think I can! I think I can!"
--- The Little Engine That Could
whoops...
:trainwreck:
:rofl:
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I am a very good troll. I have had a fair bit of practice at it, learned from those better at the craft than I and done a lot of work in this.
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Assuming that the answer below novice is virgin, that's me.
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
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Meh, PsyOps is far more satisfying and lulzworthy if you can master it. 8)
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By the way, I consider myself a beginner, but only by inexperience and not by potential skill.
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
A) You could not have torn down any site. You don't have the talent for that and B) how is being banned a notch in your belt buckle? anyone can get themselves banned very easily.
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
A) You could not have torn down any site. You don't have the talent for that and B) how is being banned a notch in your belt buckle? anyone can get themselves banned very easily.
A good contender for the 'get a life' award is about all he's up for.
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
Problems keeping your pants up?
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Let me see:
- I've fucked around with WP
- Got pea emo in 3 different occasions: over looking at his profile, taking the piss out of him (and in the past) posting his highlander video on ED. Posting his nudes to his parents may be a good 4th, but I'm ditching that one due to not having the heart to follow through.
- Trolled scenesters on Bebo
- Provoked vegans on youtube by making videos of me eating burgers
- Pissed off a lot of metalheads by deliberately comparing them to emos and chavs
etc.
This is only beginner shit. I wish I could do some of the stuff that other trolls could.
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The best trolling I've ever done was spark a cross forum war that enraged all those involved. All I did was be opportunistic, you'll find your victims will often provide excellent tools to further fuel the shitstorm. Best of all, they had no idea it was me, as I was pretending to be an enemy user of the targeted forum. I basically tricked a fence-sitting user to reveal the enemy's forum and lulz ensued.
It was personally motivated as both forums contained people I was pissed off with, so two birds with one stone. :zoinks:
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
A) You could not have torn down any site. You don't have the talent for that and B) how is being banned a notch in your belt buckle? anyone can get themselves banned very easily.
As Rossco says - you're not nearly good enough to tear down a site.
I've only seen one troll capable of that, and they tore down AFF - but that didn't last too long.
Your approach is laughable, Duke - if tearing down sites is your end goal, then you are going about it completely the wrong way.
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yesterday I felt like going to wp and just troll like hell. I'm the queen of trolling when I wanna be. :asthing: :headbang2: :zombiefuck: :headbang2: :2thumbsup: :thumbup: :hahaha:
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
A) You could not have torn down any site. You don't have the talent for that and B) how is being banned a notch in your belt buckle? anyone can get themselves banned very easily.
As Rossco says - you're not nearly good enough to tear down a site.
I've only seen one troll capable of that, and they tore down AFF - but that didn't last too long.
Your approach is laughable, Duke - if tearing down sites is your end goal, then you are going about it completely the wrong way.
But why would a troll tear down a source of his/her own lulz? It makes no sense, it's like eating delicious cake, but the delicious cake looks too beautiful to eat.
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
Yeah I suppose, but it's only worth it if you can see their butthurt reaction though.
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
Yeah I suppose, but it's only worth it if you can see their butthurt reaction though.
You misunderstand; Tear it down and ride the collapse to it's ultimate conclusion.
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
Yeah I suppose, but it's only worth it if you can see their butthurt reaction though.
You misunderstand; Tear it down and ride the collapse to it's ultimate conclusion.
Ah, I see, something like causing a dramacaust that makes a community implode from within. In that case, that is definitely lulz worthy.
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
Yeah I suppose, but it's only worth it if you can see their butthurt reaction though.
You misunderstand; Tear it down and ride the collapse to it's ultimate conclusion.
Ah, I see, something like causing a dramacaust that makes a community implode from within. In that case, that is definitely lulz worthy.
Dramacaust.
That's the perfect phrase for it.
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I wish I could have torn down AFF with my trolling. Then AFF wouldn't be just a notch in my belt, but AFF would become my beltbuckle! :evillaugh:
A) You could not have torn down any site. You don't have the talent for that and B) how is being banned a notch in your belt buckle? anyone can get themselves banned very easily.
As Rossco says - you're not nearly good enough to tear down a site.
I've only seen one troll capable of that, and they tore down AFF - but that didn't last too long.
Your approach is laughable, Duke - if tearing down sites is your end goal, then you are going about it completely the wrong way.
But why would a troll tear down a source of his/her own lulz? It makes no sense, it's like eating delicious cake, but the delicious cake looks too beautiful to eat.
I've never had that particular dilemma myself! :zoinks:
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
Yeah I suppose, but it's only worth it if you can see their butthurt reaction though.
You misunderstand; Tear it down and ride the collapse to it's ultimate conclusion.
Ah, I see, something like causing a dramacaust that makes a community implode from within. In that case, that is definitely lulz worthy.
Dramacaust.
That's the perfect phrase for it.
Or destroy its fabric and lead it to the path of ruin and then "save" it and build it into your image of what you want it to be and have everyone thankful for your genius.
Not done this but seen it happen.
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Usually because destroying a website causes widespread butthurt = more laughs for the troll.
Yeah I suppose, but it's only worth it if you can see their butthurt reaction though.
You misunderstand; Tear it down and ride the collapse to it's ultimate conclusion.
Ah, I see, something like causing a dramacaust that makes a community implode from within. In that case, that is definitely lulz worthy.
Dramacaust.
That's the perfect phrase for it.
Or destroy its fabric and lead it to the path of ruin and then "save" it and build it into your image of what you want it to be and have everyone thankful for your genius.
Not done this but seen it happen.
Then when the site gets popular, the person who fucked it and rebuilt it gets all the kudos, and the original creator gets sweet FA.
Marvellous.
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My mate, whilst we were trolling a site, and blatantly started picking on the Admin. Every little inconsistency and every fuck up. He was unfazed by any attempt to mock him and kept it up. Thing is he had done his homework. The Admin was self-conscious and inexperienced and was in fact struggling. He saw everything and saw it too struggling. His constant bombardment was causing other members to laugh at her and award him rep and other to leave.
Eventually the forum was stagnating and she did the unthinkable. She in trying to fix the forum fucked it and in getting it online admitted that she was not able to run it very well. She asked for suggestions.
Everyone was laughing at her and what have you but not him. He went into overdrive. "Do X now" "Do Y now" "Do Z if you want to save the forum".
Most of the advice was great advice. Some was designed to make her look stupid. With nothing to lose and not taking into account that part of the reason for the forum's demise was his negativity, she adopted almost everything he said. She put up with the results of the sillier suggestions because he actually came up with great suggestions too.
The forum saved and he was the saviour. THAT is a good troll Judy and funny as shit to see.
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IM THE BEST TROLL EVER
Joke im terrible at it , Attention difficulties + trolling is not a good mix. :lol:
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Best troll I ever did in terms of result not fun was at a flaming forum. (I find the irreverent and silly inconsequential trolls the best fun)
I was at a troll site and the owner of the site asked if any of us wanted to troll some bitch mod at another site. Bit of bad blood. He went to a forum design for mods from all other forums to talk most and admin shit.
This Bitch "S" used to be a member of his site in the day and whilst he was there promoting his forum, she came through and disparaged his site and then went on to talk up hers. He wanted to troll her and make her rage.
I went with a group to their small flame forum. None of the others lasted long before they were banned.
The culture was that of a small schoolgirl clique. 30-40 year old women (for the most part) flaming shit out of the rest. They were tight and basically held sway. They liked you or they didn't you were either with them or against all of them and they had their hangers on and the tards that were ganged up on by this clique. It was bullshit.
Naturally I tried going toe to toe with her but there was no profit in this so I changed tactics.
I found one of the women on facebook or something similar and had a friend photo shop her face cleverly into an snout of a pig and animated it and it because my avatar. It had some effect and manage to minimise her somewhat. I think Had some success trolling the others but digging through the threads I found an old buried battle between two Of "S" cohorts and that is where the fun began. I bought it up. PLayed them off against wach other and busted the clique wide open. I started trolling the Admin for good measure.
Started a petition to get a different and popular member modded and won credibility there and as a result got a foothold in dictating policy and undermining "S". Others started bashing "S" It was chaos and I fucking loved it. At all times backing "d" and announcing "S"'s attempts to seize any control of her cohorts or the usurper of power in "D" or sticking up for her pig faced friend.
The tards were getting a bit of leash given back and were drunk on having power. The warrring between cohorts was excellent.
Then "S" Butthurt threatened to bring in her boyfriend and mod him. The boyfriend was a hardarsed biker in real life. Not long out of prison for manslaughter (self-defence - as in he shot the guy in public with a licenced gun in a botched robbery or something)
Some were a bit worried at the threat. I said to bring it on.
On he came and for all his being a RL tough guy, he was a noob and had no ability to flame and I ripped shit out of him and he left.
This left her impotent and all profit.
She got extrememly butthurt and left.
I laughed and confessed all to D and bid them good day.
There was a lot of don't goes and a lot of good riddance.
The forum was a better place with equal power weighting with most members getting a look in.
Mission accomplished. 3 months and 600 posts but worth it
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We are amongst greatness:
:respect:
Something you'll never aspire to, Judy.
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I think I am pretty good at trolling. I don't do it anymore though
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We are amongst greatness:
:respect:
Something you'll never aspire to, Judy.
No if Judy had of gone in there "S" 's Boyfriend would have introduced him to jail sex and and he would be there today.
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We are amongst greatness:
:respect:
Something you'll never aspire to, Judy.
No if Judy had of gone in there "S" 's Boyfriend would have introduced him to jail sex and and he would be there today.
LOLWUT
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We are amongst greatness:
:respect:
Something you'll never aspire to, Judy.
No if Judy had of gone in there "S" 's Boyfriend would have introduced him to jail sex and and he would be there today.
LOLWUT
It means that the mod's ex-jailbird killer boyfriend would have made you his bitch. He would have moved you from your backwater hovel into his home dressed you in a maids uniform and used you as his piece of ass on the side. Make sense now?
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It means that the mod's ex-jailbird killer boyfriend would have made you his bitch. He would have moved you from your backwater hovel into his home dressed you in a maids uniform and used you as his piece of ass on the side. Make sense now?
Heres how judy would look as a Maid..... (http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx15/violetstarbubble/ugly_maid.jpg) :rofl:
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
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Squid Thing? Wow, are they making CLONES of you peeps now? There's only ONE of me, why increase your numbers against me? :wanker:
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Just what the fuck are you talking about now. Get back to being whiny, self-pwning and butthurt
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Just what the fuck are you talking about now. Get back to being whiny, self-pwning and butthurt
I am NOT going to be your sensual pleasure, Sir. I bet you drive like an idiot. ::)
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
:rofl:
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
:rofl:
What do you mean might start, Ian? She'd have the mortgage on Kleenex because of his whining. And given that Tiffany's probably been down at the malt-shop chatting up all the shop boys, and Tammy's been mimicking her namesake by quoting scripture, AND everybody has seen through Crystal's balls, then what else is there? Also, his dad must've run out of sheep down on the back 40.
Well, they say you should shear the flock once in awhile, but shagging them would go a little too far.
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
:rofl:
What do you mean might start, Ian? She'd have the mortgage on Kleenex because of his whining. And given that Tiffany's probably been down at the malt-shop chatting up all the shop boys, and Tammy's been mimicking her namesake by quoting scripture, AND everybody has seen through Crystal's balls, then what else is there? Also, his dad must've run out of sheep down on the back 40.
Well, they say you should shear the flock once in awhile, but shagging them would go a little too far.
:lol:
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
:rofl:
What do you mean might start, Ian? She'd have the mortgage on Kleenex because of his whining. And given that Tiffany's probably been down at the malt-shop chatting up all the shop boys, and Tammy's been mimicking her namesake by quoting scripture, AND everybody has seen through Crystal's balls, then what else is there? Also, his dad must've run out of sheep down on the back 40.
Well, they say you should shear the flock once in awhile, but shagging them would go a little too far.
:lol:
Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
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Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
Suck it up.
You want to be the big bad troll? deal with the insults then , or stfu :wanker:
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
:rofl:
What do you mean might start, Ian? She'd have the mortgage on Kleenex because of his whining. And given that Tiffany's probably been down at the malt-shop chatting up all the shop boys, and Tammy's been mimicking her namesake by quoting scripture, AND everybody has seen through Crystal's balls, then what else is there? Also, his dad must've run out of sheep down on the back 40.
Well, they say you should shear the flock once in awhile, but shagging them would go a little too far.
:lol:
Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
Steve-O pisses me off too when he talks out of school about my family. :bigcry:
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Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
Suck it up.
You want to be the big bad troll? deal with the insults then , or stfu :wanker:
Suck what up? Your avatar either looks like a penis with eyes on it or some kind of pink squid-like sexually transmittable virus... with eyes. :zombiefuck:
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Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
Suck it up.
You want to be the big bad troll? deal with the insults then , or stfu :wanker:
Suck what up? Your avatar either looks like a penis with eyes on it or some kind of pink squid-like sexually transmittable virus... with eyes. :zombiefuck:
Hence the username Squid_thing. It was a tough connection for me as well. ???
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Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
Suck it up.
You want to be the big bad troll? deal with the insults then , or stfu :wanker:
Suck what up? Your avatar either looks like a penis with eyes on it or some kind of pink squid-like sexually transmittable virus... with eyes. :zombiefuck:
suck it up = expression meaning "dealw ith it" and whats my avatar go to do with your inability to troll?
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I have to ask, do you have a history with Duke on AFF or something? You sound like you are familiar with him, considering your interest in these threads.
Kind of
But to be honest the guys a dick and I dislike him. , plus I enjoy ripping into him :zoinks:
Enjoy trolling him and ripping him apart but go easy on him, he might start crying to his mom. :zoinks:
:rofl:
What do you mean might start, Ian? She'd have the mortgage on Kleenex because of his whining. And given that Tiffany's probably been down at the malt-shop chatting up all the shop boys, and Tammy's been mimicking her namesake by quoting scripture, AND everybody has seen through Crystal's balls, then what else is there? Also, his dad must've run out of sheep down on the back 40.
Well, they say you should shear the flock once in awhile, but shagging them would go a little too far.
:lol:
Har har har. That's not funny this time, guys. :thumbdn:
Steve-O pisses me off too when he talks out of school about my family. :bigcry:
But I've always apologised and bought you a beer. :beer:
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That did make it better. :zoinks:
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That did make it better. :zoinks:
:plus:
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
Jesus christ I thought you were 19 not 27!!!! :yikes:
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
Jesus christ I thought you were 19 not 27!!!! :yikes:
Case of what I look like? Thanks. I get it a lot, and I like it. :eyelash:
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Case of what I look like? Thanks. I get it a lot, and I like it. :eyelash:
yes and im sure you do get compliments a lot :eyelash:
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Wait, is quid thing from AFF?
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Wait, is quid thing from AFF?
I have an account there yes.
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Wait, is quid thing from AFF?
I have an account there yes.
Who are you?
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Wait, is quid thing from AFF?
I have an account there yes.
Who are you?
I know, but I ain't tellin'. >:D
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Alright then... lynch them by the gallows.
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
Jesus christ I thought you were 19 not 27!!!! :yikes:
Case of what I look like? Thanks. I get it a lot, and I like it. :eyelash:
I don't look my age either. But I've never liked it. I don't need to have two decades of being a teenager! :P
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
Jesus christ I thought you were 19 not 27!!!! :yikes:
Case of what I look like? Thanks. I get it a lot, and I like it. :eyelash:
I don't look my age either. But I've never liked it. I don't need to have two decades of being a teenager! :P
Last year, at age 43, I was mistaken for 28 by someone at my evening job. :cheer:
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I'm considering making another WP account
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Wait, is quid thing from AFF?
I have an account there yes.
Who are you?
I know, but I ain't tellin'. >:D
As do I.
C'mon Kit, think about it :P
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
Jesus christ I thought you were 19 not 27!!!! :yikes:
Case of what I look like? Thanks. I get it a lot, and I like it. :eyelash:
I don't look my age either. But I've never liked it. I don't need to have two decades of being a teenager! :P
Why not its awesome! I get into the best parties, and attract the attractive girls. :LOL:
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I'm pretty old school when it comes to the internet and trolling, especially for my age. That being said, i'm actually pretty mediocre at it. My old ace in the hole is just having been around long enough to have absorbed the entire internet into my brain. :LOL:
Jesus christ I thought you were 19 not 27!!!! :yikes:
Case of what I look like? Thanks. I get it a lot, and I like it. :eyelash:
I don't look my age either. But I've never liked it. I don't need to have two decades of being a teenager! :P
Why not its awesome! I get into the best parties, and attract the attractive girls. :LOL:
Well, when I was in my twenties, being taken for a 12 year old, not the biggest of fun.
Begin 40's being seen as a late 20 early 30, that was OK.
Now my looks seem to catch up with my age. I'm fine with it.
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At least I look like a man now. It was so bad when I was a kid I looked like a little girl.
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At least I look like a man now. It was so bad when I was a kid I looked like a little girl.
Im the complete opposite
I used to look like a boy now I look like more like a woman or he-she :zoinks:
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At least I look like a man now. It was so bad when I was a kid I looked like a little girl.
Im the complete opposite
I used to look like a boy now I look like more like a woman or he-she :zoinks:
Orly? :
I have a soft spot for futanari. Or a hard spot. :laugh:
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IT'S A TRAP!
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Indeed. Since I first used the internet and saw drawn dickchicks, i've fapped to them.
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IT'S A TRAP!
Shhhh you'll spoil my chances of getting laid :zoinks:
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You'd have to be mighty passable for me to pound you IRL, dude. :zoinks:
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You'd have to be mighty passable for me to pound you IRL, dude. :zoinks:
Or you'd have to be very drunk :lol:
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You'd have to be mighty passable for me to pound you IRL, dude. :zoinks:
Or you'd have to be very drunk :lol:
That DOES seem to make things more passable... ;)
Tough to get me drunk though. I have such a tolerance its actually hard to stay drunk once I actually start feeling it.
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You'd have to be mighty passable for me to pound you IRL, dude. :zoinks:
Or you'd have to be very drunk :lol:
That DOES seem to make things more passable... ;)
Tough to get me drunk though. I have such a tolerance its actually hard to stay drunk once I actually start feeling it.
lol I'm a total lightweight two glasses of white wine im pissed as a fart (http://forum.thescubasite.com/party/party0041.gif) (http://www.thescubasite.com)
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Lmao I shouldn't have said anything then and challenged you and your buddies to a drinking match. :zoinks:
Annnyway. I'm not your average spartan midget my any means bro. You'll see.
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Lmao I shouldn't have said anything then and challenged you and your buddies to a drinking match. :zoinks:
Annnyway. I'm not your average spartan midget my any means bro. You'll see.
what buddies? :rofl:
and lol ok
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At least I look like a man now. It was so bad when I was a kid I looked like a little girl.
I got called boy or young man till in my thirties.
Not that I did mind.
But, being seen as more feminine, at this age, I have to say, I do like it.
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
:rofl:
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
and a mask... preferably one of these...
(http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg403/donaldnegro/hahahagimp.jpg)
:bonban:
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
and a mask... preferably one of these...
(http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg403/donaldnegro/hahahagimp.jpg)
:bonban:
He's just like a penguin in bondage, boy! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OHHHHHHH!
RENININININININENINEN......
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He's just like a penguin in bondage, boy! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OHHHHHHH!
RENININININININENINEN......
:zoinks:
:penis: :booty: :dominatrix: :cfm: :moon: :dom: :bonban: :69: :whipped: :boobs: :bounce:
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
You're pretty ugly, dude. If I was gay, i'd turn you down, then kick you in the balls.
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
You're pretty ugly, dude. If I was gay, i'd turn you down, then kick you in the balls.
Better to look ugly than to look like some stupid wigger on the street, dog. :wanker:
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
You're pretty ugly, dude. If I was gay, i'd turn you down, then kick you in the balls.
Better to look ugly than to look like some stupid wigger on the street, dog. :wanker:
I'm wearing thermals, a t-shirt and jeans, and a cap to protect my head from paint, and i'm a wigger? :-\
I'm worried about you, duke.
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
You're pretty ugly, dude. If I was gay, i'd turn you down, then kick you in the balls.
Better to look ugly than to look like some stupid wigger on the street, dog. :wanker:
I'm wearing thermals, a t-shirt and jeans, and a cap to protect my head from paint, and i'm a wigger? :-\
I'm worried about you, duke.
For a sec I thought he called you a nigger. That'd be really fucked.
See, it's Duke's stupidity that makes us laugh.
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If I was gay, i'd chase after Squid and ask him to marry me.
Fixed :zoinks:
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If I was gay, i'd chase after Squid and ask him to marry me.
Fixed :zoinks:
Knowing the fact that Judy wouldn't be in the equation would be relief either way. :rofl:
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If I was gay, i'd chase after Squid and ask him to marry me.
Fixed :zoinks:
Knowing the fact that Judy wouldn't be in the equation would be relief either way. :rofl:
:lol:
I dont even know how he looks but I wouldnt touch him with a bargepole even if I was drugged :orly:
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I don't give a shit about my looks. Hell, I'm middle-aged, what're you gonna do?
At least I don't look like Judy.....
Or Bill Gates.
How dare you insult my looks? I'm a great looking guy, even though my teeth may be just a little crooked and I might be a little fat and hairy. But that's ME! I'm trying to put on a little muscle because I am below-average strength right now (I.E. cannot safely life more than 50 lbs), but come on! I look decent as long as I have a shirt and pants on! :LOL:
You're pretty ugly, dude. If I was gay, i'd turn you down, then kick you in the balls.
Better to look ugly than to look like some stupid wigger on the street, dog. :wanker:
I'm wearing thermals, a t-shirt and jeans, and a cap to protect my head from paint, and i'm a wigger? :-\
I'm worried about you, duke.
For a sec I thought he called you a nigger. That'd be really fucked.
See, it's Duke's stupidity that makes us laugh.
I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Did Ian piss you off elsewhere?
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
You are not bad you are just racist and retarded.
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
Yes, he's trying. VERY trying :indeed:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
Yes, he's trying. VERY trying :indeed:
:agreed:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
Yes, he's trying. VERY trying :indeed:
:agreed:
Oh, and don't forget stupid. :lol:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
Yes, he's trying. VERY trying :indeed:
:agreed:
Oh, and don't forget stupid. :lol:
Dont forget :redneck: :sheep: :penis: too :orly:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
Yes, he's trying. VERY trying :indeed:
:agreed:
Oh, and don't forget stupid. :lol:
Dont forget :redneck: :sheep: :penis: too :orly:
As well as :whipped: :ghey: :ATM: :dominatrix: :poo: :bigcry: :dickhead: :cuckoo: :deadhorse: :trainwreck:
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I said "wigger" because Rage looks white. A "wigger" is a white person pretending to be a nigger like the only aspie nigger in the world... superniggerian! HAH! ::)
Just when I start to feel bad about teasing you, you say something like that. Why? :duh: :duh: :duh:
Cause I love being bad, baby! ;)
That's not being bad. It's being offensive for no reason. You should really try and be nicer to people :angel:
Yes, he's trying. VERY trying :indeed:
:agreed:
Oh, and don't forget stupid. :lol:
Dont forget :redneck: :sheep: :penis: too :orly:
As well as :whipped: :ghey: :ATM: :dominatrix: :poo: :bigcry: :dickhead: :cuckoo: :deadhorse: :trainwreck:
:rofl:
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Judy is featured on the news, he's not a troll, he's just a regular computer virus. :zoinks:
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Judy is featured on the news, he's not a troll, he's just a regular computer virus. :zoinks:
:plus:
Fuckin' hilarious.
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Judy is featured on the news, he's not a troll, he's just a regular computer virus. :zoinks:
:rofl: Good thing it wasn't the T Virus.
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! :evillaugh:
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! :evillaugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD-5BKuPx1o
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! :evillaugh:
Wow u r good with compter :o
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! :evillaugh:
Wow u r good with compter :o
::)
Well, I can't even write simple batch files. But I know a lot more than the average idiot on a computer does.
And that's pretty much all I need to know for what I use my computer for. ::)
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! :evillaugh:
Wow u r good with compter :o
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Well, I can't even write simple batch files. But I know a lot more than the average idiot on a computer does.
And that's pretty much all I need to know for what I use my computer for. ::)
The biggest laugh is when you saw the area marked 'insert floppy here' and you couldn't get it in.
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If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! :evillaugh:
That would be about half of my bookmarks.
And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! :evillaugh:
Wow u r good with compter :o
::)
Well, I can't even write simple batch files. But I know a lot more than the average idiot on a computer does.
And that's pretty much all I need to know for what I use my computer for. ::)
The biggest laugh is when you saw the area marked 'insert floppy here' and you couldn't get it in.
Oh, wow, that joke never gets old, doesn't it, Queer-O? My computer does not even have a floppy disk drive, who uses such old outdated technology still is beyond me!
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I have to since my sampler is floppy-driven.
Also I guess your legs are outdated technology, they weren't fast enough for you to miss that car. :lol:
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I have to since my sampler is floppy-driven.
Also I guess your legs are outdated technology, they weren't fast enough for you to miss that car. :lol:
That was very cold of you to make fun of my accident. Apparently, you never had any broken legs. ::)
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I don't think my legs are capable of being broken. My bones are unusually strong.
But if you want to pull a fender bender over it, fine. :zoinks:
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Maybe feral could get a pair of field glasses and perve on all his neighbours......
Hitchcock's descendants might sue for breach of copyright.