I am going to flex, how about that?
Shima:
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/findtheriver/bikini.jpg)
but your not saying you'd rule casual sex out! (not an offer)
baby
Wow Pete, with that costume it looks like you just stepped out of "Class of Nuke'em High" or some other 80s post-apocalyptic movie. :D
This is more lighting and posture than actual muscle:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/petermackenzie2/Linked%20to/sixpackblurry.jpg)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR CAMERA???
All he needs to do is brandish his sword!! :laugh:
All he needs to do is brandish his sword!! :laugh:
please DON'T encourage him! 8)
i suspect that baby looks nothing like her avatar.
probalbly has bad teeth and hairy armpits.
no need to be frustrated.
but your not saying you'd rule casual sex out! (not an offer)
baby
Why don't you want casual sex with fluorescent?? Don't you think he'd be great with his bi-polarness and ripped body?
please DON'T encourage him! 8)
How do you know I am not lying? ?Having such good sounding body gets me alot of respect, because it takes work. That might not even be my picture. I could have maid it all up, all the way from wrong planet. How do you know I am not some sweaty fat retard, who has not bathed in a week, is sitting here in his crusty underwear, and is typing on his dingy keyboard, typing right now? Because I am a joker, that is why.( That implies I have an awesome body too.) Did I get you nervous? I will bet that is baby. ?She says she sings, and the person in there, appears to be a singer. Someone wants her, so that says something. One thing you have to remember, if Jman fucks up, you should be ready. ?That means be nice to her. ?Not only that, she could be your friend, which is also a nice setup for boyfriend if Jman fucks up. ?Still if he does not, you still get something out of it, but not if you be mean.
Patience, young one, patience! 8)
Peace
Patience, young one, patience!
Who ever is gay, what ever floats your boat. I want to fuck/ seduce a woman and that is it.
If I lie, she might get excited and help in some way with her bipolar mouth.
If I lie, she might get excited and help in some way with her bipolar mouth.
what concerns me is that you are talking about your mother in this sentence. has your shrink ever used the words "Oedipus complex" during your sessions (joking)?
You are the one with the dirty mind, but who cares it was funny.
You know what even more funny?, my mom maid passes at me. She said I have a nice body. She should have said something that did not sound like it came from her, and her statement should have had the word women in it. I am sure she was trying to be obnixous, like some bipolars during one of their mood cycles.
You know what even more funny?, my mom maid passes at me. She said I have a nice body. She should have said something that did not sound like it came from her, and her statement should have had the word women in it. I am sure she was trying to be obnixous, like some bipolars during one of their mood cycles.
what happened with the positivity campaign, peegai?
no how about peegai is an ass hardy har routine.
i woke up in a pissy mood and why do i see you staring back at me everytime i turn around.
its intervention from some supernatural force of nature, designed purely to piss me off even more than before, if someone could actually think that is possible, i am not sure, though i would like to see it proven, how about you, do you have a theory on the subject, i bet its just full of piss an vinegar, huh.
You are the one with the dirty mind, but who cares it was funny.
perception and purposeful.
just because your a twat for the ages. doesnt give you a more real grasp on reality does it. this is you and me. get it. you don't have a fucking clue about what goes on with other people. you may form opinions yes.
but we all know that opinions are just like assholes, everybodies got one.
so shut the fuck up about things you don't know about. and quit with your fucking soundbites. i am glad you can read piss boy.
yes well there is a complete lack of different shenaniganaries who would first kaboodle on the kabitz, but you, peagirl, you really take the red head cake on that one. iwas thunking aboutanother of your now infamous loosery disfunctional warning spaztics mode type posts and was fairly certain, that oh yeah i forgot one.
your a dipshit
and one more thing, oh i cant help but not remember the day from a long time ago, you know the day in question.
well what did you think about that day.
wonders if i should have backed off before you stumbled into bizzaroworld.
Yeah one First Sexy Mama for sure.Shima:
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/findtheriver/bikini.jpg)
gosh, Shima, you have a gorgeous figure.
i like your bikini-thingy, too.
yeah.
and i hope i am not outta line, but, if i was married to you , i would be 'hittin' that whenever i could. and i would believe in heaven.
yeah.
and i hope i am not outta line, but, if i was married to you , i would be 'hittin' that whenever i could.? and i would believe in heaven.
You say that as if you don't already have that going with your real wife.
Well just make sure you wash it off before you decide to go out sunbathing, or you might end up with a nasty case of lobster skin, like all those crazy british in Hyde Park.
At a factor of 15, 95 0r 97 percent of the sun;s rays are blocked out. I am not sure of which type of light thought. It does get much higher after a factor of 15. Avobenzone and oxybenzone block only uva light. Zinc oxide and titanium dioxide block both uva and uvb rays. Octyl methoxycinnamate blocks only uvb rays. Uva penetrated deeper than uvb and is thus more responsible for skin aging. Fda's rating system uses uvb light only. Basal cell and squamous cell cancers are usually caused by uvb light.
i'm very dark skinned - often get taken for an indigenous person when i'm abroad (not that i am much, sigh) - and i love being brown, although hate being hot. i only bother with factor 12, cos it takes about half an hour before i burn, and i'd never stay out in the sun for 6 hours - i'd be bored to death and far too hot.
besides, it's the highest Lidl's do, and i'm poor. ;)
at the start of summer i have to use factor 50 cos i'm really fair skinned, i have what could be referred to as an english rose complexion and i burn, badly
baby
nice clavicle, peter.
has anyone ever told you that before? being The First would make me such a happy bunny.
(well, not really at all, but one gets ones strokes wherever one can, eh?) ;)
Oh, go on then. You know you want to. :P
Oh, go on then. You know you want to. :P
sadly, my attempts at both photography and hosting the resulting hilarity on the internet have thus far been doomed to failure. however, i have been reliably informed that my clavicle is rather nice, and have had some alcoholic beverage or other drunk from the hollow, on a couple of occasions. will that do?
Yes, that'll do nicely. What sort of occasions were they for people to be drinking from your bodily features?
Yes, that'll do nicely. What sort of occasions were they for people to be drinking from your bodily features?
weeellll... give you three guesses?
:P
>:D
Yes, that'll do nicely. What sort of occasions were they for people to be drinking from your bodily features?
weeellll... give you three guesses?
:P
>:D
Situation 1: You and a charming young man were getting canoodly, and one of you decided that your clavicle depression was ideally suited as a vessel for liquids.
Situation 2: 'The drinking from the clavicle depression' is actually a hitherto undocumented pagan ritual, which, in addition to drinking from the calvicle depression, also requires general canoodling.
Situation3: You were at a celebration with a man you were getting canoodly with, when someone popped the cork on a bottle of champaigne and you were accidentally doused in the foam, after which the guy was kind enough to help clean and dry you with his mouth.
Did I come close? :)
wayhey so us girlies will have something other than peter to drool over >:D
You know what? My dad's girlfriend has windows xp, maybe she has something I can use. She is about 10 minutes away biking, and I think I will give that a try.
Ding dong, I got a copy of a windows disk. This will do.
Could someone help me here? My d drive is all fucked up. It read the disk one time, and now it will not read the installation disk again. It always says d drive is not ready. It says it cannot find the file D:\Setup. Setup wizard is not going on, so I went into start, chose run, and typed out the message D:\Setup.
How much?
What's a clavicle?
What's a clavicle?
Collarbone.
i am your typical, intoor californian.
all that smog from the idling trucks in the port and industry in LA, coupled with the surrounding mountains, hell it dangerous out there.
Gosh, McJ! She is sexy. Is that your wife?
Gosh, McJ! She is sexy. Is that your wife?robert, its shima-licious, you first sexy mama!
good one peter.
two distinct places for me to place my thumbs.
Shima and Peter, would you mind if I used you for a surprise? It's nothing vulgar and I don't want to say what it is quite yet. All you have to know is I'll show you first. So pretty please. :'( :angel: :-*
Shima and Peter, would you mind if I used you for a surprise? It's nothing vulgar and I don't want to say what it is quite yet. All you have to know is I'll show you first. So pretty please.? :'(? :angel:? :-*
Go on then.? Sounds interesting.
Shima and Peter, would you mind if I used you for a surprise? It's nothing vulgar and I don't want to say what it is quite yet. All you have to know is I'll show you first. So pretty please. :'( :angel: :-*
Go on then. Sounds interesting.
Thank you guys. Peter, I need you to post a picture of you from the front. And that's not what I mean! I mean something similar to one of the earlier photos you put up, and don't flex your muscles just stand in a normal position.
But I would choose a chocolate dessert over a woman any day!!ohh poor naive robertN, you know not what you are missing?
Haven't you seen it all already?? What more is there to show?? (Within the TOS, that is).
robertN stated,QuoteBut I would choose a chocolate dessert over a woman any day!!ohh poor naive robertN, you know not what you are missing?
I call my new pic "I've just survived a plane crash, I'm naked, thirsty, I've not shaved, I've been wandering around in the desert for 2 days and I'm pissed off."
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/PeterMacKenzie3/Pics%20of%20me/naked_desert1.jpg)
Doesn't shima get pissed at you for posting the nudes she sends you??
From what I can see of the left one, those are some big tatas!!!Wanna trade?
I'm interested in how that lingerie works. How does it cover her bits without a strap coming up her arse?.It's a garter belt, and it doesn't cover any bits at all. Its purpose is to hold up the stockings and induce salivation in men.
just a little horny is all.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/DSC_7528.jpg)
a member, but i won't say who. and its not my wife.
May I just say this is about THE hottest picture I've ever seen? :o
It exudes sexuality.
Can you pose like that for posterity?Do you mean as in posterior? Otherwise I don't know what you mean so can't really answer.
Ding ding ding - Kevv wins the prize!So what prize do I win? :laugh:Can you pose like that for posterity?Do you mean as in posterior?? Otherwise I don't know what you mean so can't really answer.
Do you mean as in posterior?? Otherwise I don't know what you mean so can't really answer.
So what prize do I win? :laugh:If I find another pic I'll email it to you. ;) (There are more but hubby hid them very well so kids couldn't find them)
Can you pose like that for posterity?Actually I'm getting embarassed and may have McJ take it down soon. It's just sooo BIG. And it keeps getting reposted. Although it has allowed me to post-whore some more.
Okay I can handle that. :laugh:So what prize do I win? :laugh:If I find another pic I'll email it to you.? ;)? (There are more but hubby hid them very well so kids couldn't find them)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/a0cfwz.jpg)Oh shit what have You done to this picture Mcjagger???????????????????????
a quicky!In the mail the old fashion way. ;D
what, you like.
people have been sending me their semi noods all day kevv, wheres yours?
Nice, Kevv. But this the wrong forum for that shot. Shouldn't that be in the Picture Association Thread? Am I doing an okay job of post-whoring in this thread so that those pix of me get far enough back that I don't have to see them anymore???Hey McJagger asked for a moon shot so I gave him a moon shot. ;D
very clever alice.
pow, straight to the ...
Yeah, I don't know how it happened... they need to study my metabolism when I die or something ???. I just kept going back to normal after the latest baby came out.And still not bad looking after five children huh that must be great to look like that.
Yeah, I don't know how it happened... they need to study my metabolism when I die or something ???. I just kept going back to normal after the latest baby came out.
I would have to make one other tiny change also. I am not telling yet. Its not my body either. Confused? good! >:D >:D >:D
If you other guys want to tourment me.... This is a non gay way to ask this.. I dare you to put the size of your peter up.
I said its not my body, exactly.
If you other guys want to tourment me.... This is a non gay way to ask this.. I dare you to put the size of your peter up.
I said its not my body, exactly.
Good, no one will dare me. Chicken shit!
Good, no one will dare me. Chicken shit!
Good, no one will dare me. Chicken shit!
have you considered the reasons why no-one will dare you?
here's a dare - can you respond to my post without mentioning any irrelevant details about your prediliction for baked beans without beans in/natural yoghurt-flavoured tea/how much it costs to wear a computer on your head/being gay/your mum, etc., etc.? can you?
well i recognize those DSL's, but how do we know its even you?
145 lbs 5 foot 8inches, am I a porn star so far?i'd say rock star.
145 lbs 5 foot 8inches, am I a porn star so far?
145 lbs 5 foot 8inches, am I a porn star so far?
Most women weigh more than you. Not big fat American women either, but slim Euopean ones.
hey, we finally get to see it! You are very built indeed!
You ought to be a personal trainer.
erm...
what exactly am i supposed to be looking at? have i missed it? :-\
(eamonn, have you actually posted a picture of your earlobe? or is that just one of my less outré fantasies? ;) )
(eamonn, have you actually posted a picture of your earlobe? or is that just one of my less outré fantasies? ;) )
No,. Yes, and for the third unwritten question, maybe.
(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/CAPTABDS.bmp) (http://s2.supload.com/free/CAPTABDS.bmp/view/)
Sorry about the crappy quality. I needed to darken image to really see the abs, and that is why I had to flex. Otherwise it showes up if I lift my arms up, and especially when I am hot. I guess its just my skin tone. When I tried to darken the image format it was not supported by super load.com or by ms paint.
ohhhhhhhh, go on. you know you want to. just a lil' luuuurve gift for your finance.... whoops, i mean fiancée. 8)
you could even PM it to me, and make me feel all special, and everything. ;)
Lovely Jubbly!
ohhhhhhhh, go on. you know you want to. just a lil' luuuurve gift for your finance.... whoops, i mean fiancée. 8)
you could even PM it to me, and make me feel all special, and everything. ;)
I dont have it. Just out of passing interest, did you sort out your life insurance policy yet, darling?
Lovely Jubbly!
i remember Jubblies as a kid - they were sort of pyramid shaped /trapezoid ice lollies, which came in a cardboardish container, like the tetra pack things.
they were fucking horrible.
is that what you meant?
;)
can you spell off?
Have a little of your own lame treatment!
i know how you lost 20 pounds in only one month.
ask me how.
Fuck off bitch!, yeah, you have my picture!
Peter, could you put my picture in guilty pleasures tied up like that woman?
You don't need him to make you laugh, all you have to do is look in the mirror. You are laughing to cope with the distress of Mc Jagger making you horny.
mcj, you are so unhairy (calm down, eamonn) it's unbelievable.
you sure you're post pubescent - have your balls dropped yet?
Are you saying there's something wrong with being unhairy? >:( I'm sure Eamonn's very happy with his yeti-arse, but I like my naturally sparse bodyhair.
Are you saying there's something wrong with being unhairy? >:( I'm sure Eamonn's very happy with his yeti-arse, but I like my naturally sparse bodyhair.
It means i am more manly than you and produce more testosterone. I am handsome and you are a pretty boy. Women go weak at the knees when real men like me arrive into town.
*checks knees*
still holding up, mercifully. oops... er... but only just, of course.... (phew...)
not saying there's anything wrong with being glabrous, peter, just surprised at how glabrous mcj is. and couldn't resists a quick pop, obviously. don't take it personally, dear.
Welll certain conditions are met, for my big secret. Can you guess what? Offense fact thread, I will a posting!
Actually, it just means you produce more follicle stimulating hormone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Follicle_stimulating_hormone), and given the way I pack on muscle with even moderate exercise, I doubt I'm in any way lacking in testosterone.
Delusions are not just an Island chain in Alaska!
Hail, O Mighty Aspier-than-thou King of Intensity! ::)
whatever ::)
whatever ::)
whatever ::)
WHATEVER, IN BIG WRITING, TIMES TWO! ::) WHATEVER, IN BIG WRITING, TIMES TWO! ::)
Copy cat, and good, you learned something from me. I love helping people!
Actually testosterone levels have a direct link with chest and facial hair (including the brow) and produces oily skin etc. In fact, i have all the features brought on by high testosterone levels. Im the king of the jungle. I look down on my kingdom and roar. http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone#Effects_of_testosterone_on_humans
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chest_hair
So where is the next mother? How about your mother?
LOL >:D
I am essentially imperious at times due to my high mood, so I just laugh when you try and make fun of me.
Feels so good, like an orgasm.
So where is the next mother? How about your mother?
LOL >:D
I am essentially imperious at times due to my high mood, so I just laugh when you try and make fun of me.
Feels so good, like an orgasm.
Randy, I'm old enough to be your grandfather. You do not want to see my mother's semi-n00dz, trust me.
Richard, I am sorry if my constant gloating belittles you. You should try and understand constantly being picked on makes a person a tab bit self conscienous. However, because I am frequently in a good mood, I sense the distress of others quite well. I brake out in tears at times, but it feels good after. Watch me more and you will see that I have changed, and be open to other things with caution also. You miss out on things if you don't, like a certain someone who shall remain nameless.son nobody cares about the knowelege of whatever the fuck yer talking about
do you consider me taking off my spectacles porn?
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/curses.gif)
do you consider me taking off my spectacles porn?
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/curses.gif)
I consider a man taking off his spectacles as high rating porn!
do you consider me taking off my spectacles porn?
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/curses.gif)
I consider a man taking off his spectacles as high rating porn!
you weirdo. ::)
do you consider me taking off my spectacles porn?
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/curses.gif)
I consider a man taking off his spectacles as high rating porn!
you weirdo. ::)
I know, I have some freaky shit quirks...(oops again not in a diaper way!!)...
But I love, love, love the moment the spectacles come off...it's like, we're in business now baby!
no. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
I consider a man taking off his spectacles as high rating porn!bingo
no. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
I don't know.no. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :P
I don't know.no. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :P
Seems like I read about him hurting his neck confronting his penis.
I don't know.no. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :P
Seems like I read about him hurting his neck confronting his penis.
my penis is bigger than your penis so that means i get to fuck you!typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :Pno. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
my penis is bigger than your penis so that means i get to fuck you!typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :Pno. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
my penis is bigger than your penis so that means i get to fuck you!typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :Pno. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
have much expeirence?No, I've not found that to be the case,my penis is bigger than your penis so that means i get to fuck you!typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :Pno. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
though that attitude might get you LOTS
of penis in prison.
have much expeirence?No, I've not found that to be the case,my penis is bigger than your penis so that means i get to fuck you!typical. call me a lezzie to avoid confonting your own crappy penis. :Pno. and i've seen your sausage. someone else post a picture. :Pare you a lesbian? i think it looks above average. :laugh:
though that attitude might get you LOTS
of penis in prison.
in prison you're the she. :P
in prison you're the she. :P
it would be. richard. to you.:plus:
she might be pretty. :P
is that new avatar you holding your rancid teeth in, richard?i was pushing my nose up so i can look like a pig
It's good to want things Richard.
Lucifer, you remind me of someone... I can't place who though... maybe someone I met at the mall?
Yeah, you're right, all of my girlfriends have been sexless women with no heart. ;)It's good to want things Richard.
Lucifer, you remind me of someone... I can't place who though... maybe someone I met at the mall?
all of your girlfriends, darl'.
:P
:laugh:
:laugh:next i'll be asking for yer noodz so i wouldnt laugh just yet :laugh:
not while there's still ammunition.Cyber-clap for Lucifer
:kapow:
not while there's still ammunition.Cyber-clap for Lucifer
:kapow:
Luci dear, for you, I'd get on anti-biotics.not while there's still ammunition.Cyber-clap for Lucifer
:kapow:
Tes, you are just so itchy !
:laugh:
ooooh, you smooth talking bastard - i'm yours!You gonna get in too? Sheep skinnydip.
::)
/readies the sheep dip.
boyoboyoboy - are you in for a surprise... :eyebrows:I LOVE surprises!
Good, no one will dare me. Chicken shit!
have you considered the reasons why no-one will dare you?
here's a dare - can you respond to my post without mentioning any irrelevant details about your prediliction for baked beans without beans in/natural yoghurt-flavoured tea/how much it costs to wear a computer on your head/being gay/your mum, etc., etc.? can you?
I just peed a little. :LMAO:
so do i :laugh:boyoboyoboy - are you in for a surprise... :eyebrows:I LOVE surprises!
I just peed a little. :LMAO:
While I agree this was funny, saying you peed a little doesn't really differentiate this event from any other...
I just peed a little. :LMAO:
While I agree this was funny, saying you peed a little doesn't really differentiate this event from any other...
why do you have to make fun of me just because I piss my pants anytime I laugh, sneeze, cry, cough, get drunk, walk, or talk??
you evil, evil man.
I just peed a little. :LMAO:
While I agree this was funny, saying you peed a little doesn't really differentiate this event from any other...
why do you have to make fun of me just because I piss my pants anytime I laugh, sneeze, cry, cough, get drunk, walk, or talk??
you evil, evil man.
/nods. yes, stress incontinence is a serious matter. i think you should be more sensitive about such things, SRG - i could happen to you, you know. soggy trousers are not a pleasant experience. well, not always, anyway.
so, willow darl' - how much did you pee? and have you ever thought of doing a double act with Ploppy Girl?
so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
pffft. fucking lightweight.
so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
pffft. fucking lightweight.
yeah, well. it was day three and we start drinking as soon as we wake up. :P
do I get points for drinking more when we got back to our room? :P
so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
pffft. fucking lightweight.
yeah, well. it was day three and we start drinking as soon as we wake up. :P
do I get points for drinking more when we got back to our room? :P
no, i meant for only pissing on only one of your friends. if you're really, really good, i'll teach you how to spray.
so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
pffft. fucking lightweight.
yeah, well. it was day three and we start drinking as soon as we wake up. :P
do I get points for drinking more when we got back to our room? :P
no, i meant for only pissing on only one of your friends. if you're really, really good, i'll teach you how to spray.
oooh!! teach me! I'll be good!
(she ran, that cunt. I TRIED to get her.)
hold that thought... :angel:Seven hours later... I'm still waiting for my surprise.
hold that thought... :angel:Seven hours later... I'm still waiting for my surprise.
I don't want to write too much though. Gotta check my private messages again.
:violin:hold that thought... :angel:Seven hours later... I'm still waiting for my surprise.
I don't want to write too much though. Gotta check my private messages again.
you mean you missed it? sigh... the youth of today - no staying power...
/shakes head, sadly...
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/DSC_7528.jpg)
a member, but i won't say who.? and its not my wife.
erm...
what exactly am i supposed to be looking at? have i missed it? :-\
Behold, Fluorescent's arm!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/PeterMackenzie/linked_to/fluorescent_arm.jpg)
Me, semi-nude.
Who is that lady with her back turned ?