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Last word. Really.
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I guess you won the first one :zoinks:
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ADMIN CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:laugh:
Sorry about that, but at 8,000+ posts, that thread is slowing things down whenever people access the thread.
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I feel cheated :bigcry:
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Cheating last word.
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It will be your last :zoinks:
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First thing first.
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I second that.
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third time the charm.
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Charm may not secure your second victory - the next last word
is mine!
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Oh, but it wasn't a victory, it was an ADMIN CONSPIRACY!
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Oh, but it wasn't a victory, it was an ADMIN CONSPIRACY!
odeon 03:25:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
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No need to be cocky about your frivolous abuse of power!
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Oh, but it wasn't a victory, it was an ADMIN CONSPIRACY!
odeon 03:25:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I was reading site logs.
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Oh, but it wasn't a victory, it was an ADMIN CONSPIRACY!
odeon 03:25:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I was reading site logs.
Most conspiracies keep logs. :hide:
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Oh, but it wasn't a victory, it was an ADMIN CONSPIRACY!
odeon 03:25:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I was reading site logs.
Sounds like an absorbing hobby :laugh:
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Oh, but it wasn't a victory, it was an ADMIN CONSPIRACY!
odeon 03:25:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I was reading site logs.
Sounds like an absorbing hobby :laugh:
Most of them are about people forgetting their passwords or SMF stopping an upload because the file is too large, so not really. Sometimes they will show if something went wrong with the software itself, which can help me figure out if maintenance is needed.
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Last word. Really.
You meanie, you had the last word in the other thread already.
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Last word. Really.
You meanie, you had the last word in the other thread already.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Points for recognising the quote.
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Flibbertigibit.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Just got paid today
got me a pocket full of...
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...beer?
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Yes, please.
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Had plenty. Drunk as fuck.
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Had none, did have crisps though, and do have a headache.
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Had none, did have crisps though, and do have a headache.
You have no idea of the headache I'm going to have tomorrow. Technically today.
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:nurse: for your %\
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My headache is everything I expected it to be, and more. :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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alka-seltzer and bacon & eggs :thumbup:
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:zombiefuck:
I hate eggs.
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they are good for hang over's
ok , try more beer instead :zoinks:
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Squish
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they are good for hang over's
ok , try more beer instead :zoinks:
I think I'm going to be sick.
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Oh dear, should I send for Dr. Jekyll?
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they are good for hang over's
ok , try more beer instead :zoinks:
I think I'm going to be sick.
OMG, you were sick on the last word. :zombiefuck:
How dare you.
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It wasn't my fault.
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my last words are a tip for you
*you must never ever be sick in someone's potted houseplant
they don't like it*
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Wiser words were seldom spoken.
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moderation
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Goodnight.
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Sleep tight.
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Good morning!
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Indeed! it is a beautiful sunny morning.
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palm
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Hand
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job
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dismal
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placed
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plaice
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Plop!
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Blob.
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Fart
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Queef
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Laugh
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snigger
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Snickers
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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That's not a word.
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No, it's a sound of ecstasy that accompanies the Snickers candy bar.
OH, you meant the laughy kind of snicker. Oops.
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hehehe! where i live a 'snicker' is a rather stubborn brown stain
in your undergarments!
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Um, wish I could unsee.. after peeking here.
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Don't peek, just post.
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Why can't he peek?
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because he can't unsee
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Can you post without seeing?
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People tend to exaggerate their talents on the internet.
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That's the latest word on the subject?
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no, there is also my last words, which i am saving until last.
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You'd better save them for later, then.
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yes, they will always follow after yours :zoinks:
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Doesn't look like it.
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Maybe you are looking at it from a funny angle?
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Yes, you appear to be very far behind.
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Hard wet slot
:zoinks:
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That's quite far enough.
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Too far? you didn't like my anagram?
:-[
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Oh, that's what it was. :-[
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Oh, that's what it was. :-[
no, i was trying to be a smarty pants :emosad:
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Oh, that's what it was. :-[
no, i was trying to be a smarty pants :emosad:
No, the :-[ is all mine.
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I was just about to post something in here when the shelf above me fell down
and i quickly grabbed the printer (which was on that shelf) but managed to also
grab the cord from the iron (which was hanging down from the shelf above) and
the iron has clonked me on the head. :clap:
I can't now recall what i was going to post but i think the last word has to be
mine now. I have a bump on my head and a vicious iron. :zombiefuck:
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Well, you have 2 choices:
OW!
or
DAMMIT!
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Well, you have 2 choices:
OW!
or
DAMMIT!
I think I would choose both.
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Well, you have 2 choices:
OW!
or
DAMMIT!
I think I would choose both.
Greedy little MF aren't you?
LOL, really.
(I had cheesecake and I'm feeling naughty.)
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Dammit!
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Why not?
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Because I said so, young man.
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yes...because she said so!
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Spoken like a true Mother.
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What does that even mean?
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Mum's the word!
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Chris hath a mum?
:facepalm2:
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Lithp.
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No, just a bad pun on chrysanthemum.
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Lasth word. :P
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I used tttto st..st..st..utter
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Cla-cla-cla- Claudius
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limps off to find the last word
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*briefly posts to add the last word*
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Ah, thank you kind sir
*skips off with the last word to find a room where they can be alone together*
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Oh, but it was not for you.
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*shrugs*
well i am not putting it back :razz:
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What are you talking about? It was right here.
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Sorry but it is here with me.
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You must have dropped it. Santa has it now. :santa:
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I have never dropped one in my life!
haven't you heard ..... Santa has been arrested.
Police are handing it back to me now!
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:santa:
I helped Santa escape so he gave *me* the last word.
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:santa:
I helped Santa escape so he gave *me* the last word.
Yes but you left a trail. And that santa guy has slowed you down, not
to mention the damage done by the big lardy arse on your jag's suspension. I
am closing in on you, the last word will be mine again.
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That is what they want you to think. :tinfoil:
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While you and santa were scoffing mince pies and
drinking copious amounts of beer - i swiped it from under your noses.
Mine again!
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Santa is not an accomplished drinker.
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Santa is not an accomplished drinker.
I called the grinch and we got rid of Santa.
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I guess that means we need a new santa
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Here he is: :santa:
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That's the fella :santa:
and he has the last word in his sac, it looks like he is
coming to me first, on account of me being so good all year :angel:
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I don't think so. :zoinks:
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ooooh but i do. i have it.
with tinsel on :santa:
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No.
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yes.
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No, absolutely not.
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yes yes yes.
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But no.
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sure about that?
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Yes, this is the last word.
:P
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I'm not sure.
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I am sure. It's mine.
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Surely you can't be.
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Oh yes, I am.
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That is not possible.
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Impossible.
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scurry
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So my female and computer challenged friends tells me a girl is interested in him on facebook. He seems excited. So when he stopped by today he signed in to show me. It was a fucking cyberprostitutes. I asked him why he thought she liked him. He said that they have exchanged like 15 messages in the past 2 days and she keeps hinting at sex, and saying that she has photos of herself to look at but it costs money to sign up. He asked me if I thought he should.
I gave him "the talk". He is quite jaded and disappointed. Stupid cyberprostitites. I wonder how many desperate, naive men they trap every day ?
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awww, yes you are a pretty lady. With your pretty cat face. I will kiss your paw.
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Last word.
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My word is last.
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My word, actually.
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My word follows yours. Always. :zoinks:
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If Odeon re-starts this thread will it be
Last Word Game, The Threequel?
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would he do that again? ???
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If this goes on for long enough, I'll have to.
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It would be quite a novelty, if it were to last
a long time :zoinks:
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Because we all know that in the end, the last word will be mine.
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SEX
Hurry, Bodie. I just distracted Odeon.
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Where? Where? :drool:
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Over there.
No, over here.
Wait, it went that away.
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OK. You stay here and I'll take the last word with me while I look.
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Sorry, I am sitting on it with my big fat ass and 17 petticoats. All the king's horses and all the king's men.........
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...left without remembering the last word.
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...left without remembering the last word.
Poor, poor King Odeon. He's wordless.
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Carry on with your pantomime and your jokes
and jibes. I have it now, and i will be taking it to bed. :o
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That is what you think.
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No, that is what i did. The last word wanted a brandy, a bath, then he
slipped into something more comfortable. He is now snoozing in my
bed. :yawn:
Do not disturb!
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My preciousssssssssssssss, give it back to us, we needs it.
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Sneaky little hobbitses. Where is it? They stole it from us. My Preciousss. Curse them, we hates them!
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One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep.
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Smelly orchses.
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thats what she said.
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Pffffft
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Is that a word?
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Is that a word?
if it wasnt, it is now... after all the queen said it.
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pfffft
An expression of mild contempt or dismissal. Usually made in response upon seeing/hearing nonsense or bullshit. This expression can also used to mask feelings of rejection/hurt to a snub or any other perceived/real social slight.
(Please note that this is the last word I would use in referring to Intensity Squared, so it is the last word and I win.)
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i am thinking :chin:
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i am thinking :chin:
*screams deth metal into bodies ear* "ON A COUNTY ROAD, UNDER THE PURPLE SKY. FIELDS OF DARKNESS, AT ARE SIDE. THE END OF AUGUST, AND INTO AUTUMN. WE STOOD AT THE EDGE, AND WATCHED THE STARS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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What's "deth metal"? :P
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i think meth metal sounds better :zoinks:
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methal? :P
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:good:
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im doing kegals right now.
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do you mean kegel's , as in pelvic floor exercises?
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penis
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:rofl:
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i think meth metal sounds better :zoinks:
I like math metal
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Peni
:penis: :penis: :penis: :penis: :penis:
:penis: :penis: :penis: :penis: :penis:
:penis: :penis: :penis: :penis: :penis:
:penis: :penis: :penis: :penis: :penis:
:penis: :penis: :penis: :penis: :penis:
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i think meth metal sounds better :zoinks:
I like math metal
Mathal, obviously. :P
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:include:
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:include:
wait.....thats my line
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it matters not...gentlemen. my word is last. :-*
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Yes
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Indeed
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see?
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No.
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Perspicacity.
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Had to look up that one.
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I have it in my hands.
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It?
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it? yes it is in my grasp and i am holding on to it.
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love......
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love......
love..ha..noooo..way too slippery to hold onto!
i meant the last word ;)
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Slippery last word.
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Eeeew the last word is slimy
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Yikes. I don't want to touch it.
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The last word should be handled with surgical gloves only.
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Surgical last word.
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Amen.....
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Buried last word.
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resurrect
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Zombie
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Time of the season...
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Seasoning time
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
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Saucy
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Cheesy
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Liver and grits, YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Really.
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Bread and butter.
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French bread and real butter?
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Salami
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sausages
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You dirty mind, you.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/73/Mr._Clean_logo.png/220px-Mr._Clean_logo.png)
To The Rescue
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He's got very blue eyes.
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He looks like an utter creep.
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Liver and grits, YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Really.
You can have my share as well.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to ruin grits by putting LIVER in them.
:thumbdn:
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Liver and grits, YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Really.
You can have my share as well.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to ruin grits by putting LIVER in them.
:thumbdn:
The grits dish I can't get my spoon into is Shrimp and Grits. It will probably be fantastic, but it just doesn't seem right.
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last word.
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:santa: says "Hi!"
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:tard: flaps his arms
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There's precious little to read on here that isn't argument or conflict. :(
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Arguments do tend to get heated around here.
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Cool-down
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/RvvbgRGOf9I/AAAAAAAAJPg/pL42tso0hXY/s400/cosmo_009.jpg)
(Note the typical Intensity male in the background.)
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Cool-down
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/RvvbgRGOf9I/AAAAAAAAJPg/pL42tso0hXY/s400/cosmo_009.jpg)
(Note the typical Intensity male in the background.)
Because it isn't standing up? :zoinks:
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Cool-down
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/RvvbgRGOf9I/AAAAAAAAJPg/pL42tso0hXY/s400/cosmo_009.jpg)
(Note the typical Intensity male in the background.)
Male? What male? Where?
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Oh my! fiddle-de-dee, look what we have here! It's the last word and he has been left out and forgotten!
*last word is shivering from being out in the cold*
Oh well, mine for the taking i guess! :santa:
*scoops up last word in a blanket and skips off*
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The last word is safe with me, don't worry.
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You kept it for a day.
:P
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I usually keep it for a lot more than a day. It knows it's safe with me.
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I usually keep it for a lot more than a day. It knows it's safe with me.
Yes, but it's safe with me too.
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Parthenon
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Partly Denon.
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Parted Nylon
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Parts' nylons? :green:
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Nylon Straps.
:laugh:
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Where's Eris?
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Tied up elsewhere.
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:eyebrows:
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Tied up elsewhere.
Perused wheel tie.
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Eris could have some serious fun with this.
(http://www.discountramps.com/car-truckImages/wheel-tie-down.jpg)
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She'd be bound to have fun, actually. :P
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She'd be bound to have fun, actually. :P
Oh, that was so punny. Although, come to think of it, the other person's bound, not Eris.
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She'd be bound to have fun, actually. :P
Oh, that was so punny. Although, come to think of it, the other person's bound, not Eris.
There would be a chain of events leading to that, yes.
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She'd be bound to have fun, actually. :P
Oh, that was so punny. Although, come to think of it, the other person's bound, not Eris.
There would be a chain of events leading to that, yes.
Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools?
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Good song.
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Squish
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Squash
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Squosh
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Pulp
-
fiction
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Not surprised.
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I am.
-
I wants surprising! :zoinks:
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Taking the word from you, by surprise. :angel:
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sexplosion
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Oooh, the word is overwhelmed now, and fleeing to me.
-
Overwhelmed last word.
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*NEWSFLASH*
Last word in rehab shocker!
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What for? :o
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:fiveshots:
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I FUCKING WON. STFU LEO!
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Who is Leo?
-
Notsure.
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Leo? is a nobody
but....the word is out :runaway:
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In, actually.
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Out!
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Safely asleep, very close to me.
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Oh no! The Last Word taken 'hostage'
*busily launching a rescue mission :laugh:
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The mighty Bodaccea is on a quest to rescue the last word.
:viking:
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Yes, I would say i will be climbing mountains to get it back - but i believe the land is flat and dotted with the odd windmill :zoinks:
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Yes, I would say i will be climbing mountains to get it back - but i believe the land is flat and dotted with the odd windmill :zoinks:
"Dulcinea" (Man of La Mancha) by Richard Kiley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45KxeBonUGI#)
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/kennethroesmith/Bulletproof.jpg)
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That's not a word.
-
Too wordy.
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Wordsmith.
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"Smite me, O Mighty Smiter!" - Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty
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Word-O-Meter
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Word up!
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Wordificator :zoinks:
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Words are so easy.
-
The Last Word does not like the term 'easy' and is staying here with me :hahaha:
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rule
-
drool
-
manners
-
Bernard Manning :zoinks:
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Word is that you want the last word.
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You are confusing it with another word. I already have the last word.
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Bye?
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zygyzygyzygy
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Y
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This is not the last letter thread, folks.
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No one likes a smarty pants :zoinks:
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Sequel
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wordiliscious
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No one likes a smarty pants :zoinks:
But some like pants.
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No one likes a smarty pants :zoinks:
But some like pants.
On here, more guys like no pants.
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No one likes a smarty pants :zoinks:
But some like pants.
On here, more guys like no pants.
Just 'pants' is rather ambigious?
1. Pants - as in an underwear garment e.g "she decided not to wear granny-pants on her wedding night"
2. Pants - what American's refer to meaning trousers.
3. Pants - Heavy breathing :eyelash:
or i guess it could be a typo, 'plants' in which case it works for Prince Charles!
Please clarify the 'pants' in question? >:D
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1 and 2
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ooh i would say 1, 2, and 3!
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1
2
3
4
5
Sheesh!
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Infinityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Closing Words.
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No one likes a smarty pants :zoinks:
But some like pants.
On here, more guys like no pants.
Just 'pants' is rather ambigious?
1. Pants - as in an underwear garment e.g "she decided not to wear granny-pants on her wedding night"
2. Pants - what American's refer to meaning trousers.
3. Pants - Heavy breathing :eyelash:
or i guess it could be a typo, 'plants' in which case it works for Prince Charles!
Please clarify the 'pants' in question? >:D
It was meant to be ambiguous. :orly:
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Ambiguous?
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Ambiguous.
-
ambiguity
-
Yes, sort of.
-
Undecided last word :-\
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Make
-
up
-
your
-
mind.
-
About?
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All some :hyke: :hyke: of course.
* Word seeks comfort, pressing my warm bovine body. *
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Word is so cosmopolitan.
-
outside
-
outside
It's cold outside.
Cow thinks it's bedtime.
* Gets all that is dear to her inside, bolts the doors, tucks in the word. Cow will guards it's sleeping this very night. *
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But the cow woke to find all her chocolate gone, and no sign of the last word :o
(last i heard the word was on a ferry crossing the channel back to blighty with bod.... )
:chocolate:
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Not to the UK, but to Sweden. It's safe here.
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No, i have the last word. You must be thinking of another word.
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No, no, this is the one.
-
perhaps you have his doppelganger?
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No, not me.
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Wake up will you....you have the evil twin.
Have you checked his pockets?
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Pockets?
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Yes you have the evil twin! Must check for blades >:D
oh...and don't leave your car key's lying round ;)
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Ah, but the real last word doesn't have pockets. He fooled you, didn't he?
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No, he is naked on mah bed :eyebrows:
it was you we were concerned about
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Get out of there fast!!! It's not the real thing!
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No, there is nothing sinister going on here, my last word is genuine >:D
just smeared in :chocolate:
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And you think that isn't sinister? :o
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...well he said he learned the game from the bovine chocolate cow :-\
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The cow is sinister.
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What! That wholesome, God fearing dairy prize winner full of buttery goodness? Surely you jest, Sir?
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It is difficult to grasp the extent of the cow's evilness, I know, but I feel I had to tell you.
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Holy cow. More like, evil cow.
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prequel
-
Moooooh!
While you were talking chocolate, and evil cow stuff, the word escaped, and returned to me.
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Well said.
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^
That's what the sweet last word keeps telling me too. :eyelash:
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I think you are hearing voices. Or mooh's.
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I can only hear the sound of the Last Word saying 'Home Sweet Home' as he sits on my couch and pours us both a drink!
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I can only hear the sound of the Last Word saying 'Home Sweet Home' as he sits on my couch and pours us both a drink!
Ah, the last word doped the drink with benzos for you.
It came back to me the moment you fell asleep.
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Fools. The last word is mine. It loves wealth, glamour and power.
Wait, am I the last word? :dwave:
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Fools. The last word is mine. It loves wealth, glamour and power.
Wait, am I the last word? :dwave:
In that case, you now are history. :M
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Historical last word.
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The future of the last word is with me.
As is the last word.
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no.
-
yes
-
Maybe.
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Ohh you are doubting yourself, yes, yes, yes, the word is with me, as is it's future.
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Word
-
Ohh you are doubting yourself, yes, yes, yes, the word is with me, as is it's future.
Maybe.
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It is.
-
ME
-
Who?
-
undeniably,
without a shadow of doubt,
I declare by the powers vested in me...
THE LAST WORD IS MINE!
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I have doubts.
-
Be assured, those with little faith in my words.
The last word is mine.
-
I have faith in my last word.
-
mmm.....and i suppose you will be telling me the tooth fairy is real next!
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It isn't?
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All is real and present at the chocolate bovine residence. Apart from a properly functioning keyboard that is.
The word is with me too.
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It's with me. Sorry.
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It's with me. Sorry.
Keep believing, I have certainty. :M
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It's still with me. Yours is an impostor.
-
you have a 'wannabe'
my word is kosher
-
Mine is loyal and true.
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You are ALL wrong. This is the Queen's English and all the words are mine. So there. (stick tongue out)
-
My my, when was the last time that that Royal tongue got brushed?
Word flees back to me.
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Oh, no you don't. Word, get back here now.
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* Obnoxious word prefers chocolate over Royal Authority, and stays with the bovine *
-
You and your foolish tongues :P
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But Word prefers sleeping in a four-poster bed to sleeping in a barn. So, it's home with me, all snuggly and warm.
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My word.
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Oh my! QV.....shame on you
had you forgotten the last word is deeply religious? he says a barn was fit for the little donkey, Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus!
he also said he finds it hard to get comfy in the royal bed chambers and there is a little bit too much German sausage in there, to which he is NOT partial.
he is staying with me :hahaha:
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It's a she. :P
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:facepalm2: Oh please :facepalm2: :facepalm2:
He SHOWED me :eyebrows:
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And you chose to believe this... this fake?
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You are in denial.
-
Odeon is in denial and Bodie is in De Nile. Word is having tea with me. I show it the proper respect, capitalizing it's name.
-
Denial is just another word.
-
I only have your word on that!
-
But it's my word.
-
It might be your word, but it isn't the last one!
-
The chocolate bovine is living in a wondrous white fluffy world.
The word is here. And it is HAPPY.
-
Happy wording.
-
Oh look, it is mine again!
-
Oh look, it is mine again!
:-* <---- goodbye kiss for Bodi, as the word is heading back to the bovine in the snowy landscape.
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I have just had it surgically attached, so you can't take it from me any more! :tard:
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OMG, there are *things* attached to it! :zoinks:
-
:zoinks:
No, but i have the last word tattooed across my rump :smarty:
and i am sitting on him!
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Oh, THAT's what it is. :P
-
Yes and it is only viewable by private arrangement
-
Get your ass over here Bodi. The word belongs here.
(We do need to compare our behinds anyway, for the champion title)
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Oh noes.. the last word is smelly bizz now..
*leaves without*
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Nah, not really :smarty:
The truth is THE LAST WORD wouldn't fit
(i had L and R instead) cus i get confused in the mirror :zoinks:
but the last word is still here, with me. I have
hidden him
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Nah, not really :smarty:
The truth is THE LAST WORD wouldn't fit
(i had L and R instead) cus i get confused in the mirror :zoinks:
but the last word is still here, with me. I have
hidden him
The bovine captures the queen, and makes her her personal royal domestic slave.
Hard working Bodi will keep the word warm, and my house tidy.
:squiddy:
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Is that sort of a shared last word?
-
Is that sort of a shared last word?
Nooooooo,
I just own Bodi now, and she will pamper the word on my behalf, at my pristine place.
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Help! Help!
please help me escape from the choccy bovine one! she has me and TLW scrubbing floors all day! she pays us a pittance and feeds us on watery gruel...
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Help! Help!
please help me escape from the choccy bovine one! she has me and TLW scrubbing floors all day! she pays us a pittance and feeds us on watery gruel...
Now now Bodi, you know that that isn't true.
We have built a snow fortress too, and you got lots and lots of chocolate.
Now, go and peel the potatoes please, then I will cook you a good meal.
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Sorry, I don't share.
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Good, I did not want to have you enjoying the services of Bodi, and the presence of the last word, anyway.
-
Bodie didn't know that it was not The Last Word she had tattooed on her rump. It was the Shadow, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. I have The Last Word sitting beside me, all warm and toasty, having high tea.
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'The services of Bodi,' lol. The mind boggles at that :LOL:
Anyway we have escaped from the evil bovine one, and after we dropped in on QV and stole all her cake we are on the run again, TLW and I.
-
The last word is mine.
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QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dunno:
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Eh?
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The last word is mine.
What did you do to Bodi, to get it?
Steals word back, and lights a candle next to the picture of Bodi. May her scarred ass find comfort somewhere.
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The last word is mine.
What did you do to Bodi, to get it?
Steals word back, and lights a candle next to the picture of Bodi. May her scarred ass find comfort somewhere.
Not so fast.....while you were having a 'chocolate moment' TLW escaped and we are together again. We have joined the theatre and are currently starring as a pantomime horse at some theatre near you :o
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The last word is mine.
What did you do to Bodi, to get it?
Steals word back, and lights a candle next to the picture of Bodi. May her scarred ass find comfort somewhere.
Not so fast.....while you were having a 'chocolate moment' TLW escaped and we are together again. We have joined the theatre and are currently starring as a pantomime horse at some theatre near you :o
I think you were mistaken, when you entered that house you broke into. It wasn't mine. Didn't have my chocolate moment yet, and, the word still is here. It is eager to have a laugh at the theatre though. So, we've booked tickets.
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I DO understand that you don't want to accept the truth, the last word is mine! You won't be disappointed at our double act
(goes off clippedee clopping)
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Last word is nearly wetting herself with laughter, reading your claims.
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Ha.... you mock me and the real bona fide last word!
Your words are but a mere distant cousin to TLW, who is definitely a 'he'
-
in case anyone was unsure, i thought i would mention that i occasionally enjoy the company of men
-
in case anyone was unsure, i thought i would mention that i occasionally enjoy the company of men
I thought "boys". :P
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I like bacon sandwiches. :zoinks:
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I'm hungry.
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I'm Teresa :zoinks:
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Um, right.
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This should do it nicely.
(http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/89509111313897565_fkYwBLxm_b.jpg)
-
Yeah but the difference between me and the other seven
billion is... i have TLW :zoinks:
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TLW is with me now.
:eyebrows:
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It made use of you computer, and e-mailed itself straight to me. :M
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You only got a cc. :smarty:
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Well, TLW is a fast mover! He is now draped over my computer with a beer, smoking a pipe and humming 'there will alway's be an England' :evillaugh:
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Yes, TLW is a fast mover. He's in my bed ready to make me lie there and think of England.
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(http://www.leonardcohenforum.com/download/file.php?id=7841)
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I'm not sure that I want TLW now.
:laugh:
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TLW is worn out! ::)
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Oh no.
-
I'll tuck it in, so it can rest.
-
and i will read it a story!
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Go to see you back Bodi. Kinda missed you around in my household.
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Ok Ok put that whip down! i am doin my chores
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He is scared and ran to me. :o
-
He just needed to escape the bovine slave driver! I am meeting up with him back in blighty later... but hey you two have a nice day!
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You're mean to him. :tard:
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I gives him what he neeedz :squiddy: :dominatrix:
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:hide: That's what they all say.
-
Well he never moans, or complains :laugh:
*checks gimp ball and gag is in place :thumbup:
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What is a gimp ball?
-
The word returned, after Bodi escaped. It has gone speechless because of what she did to TLW.
-
TLW is now on a private train to Sandringham for a long, much needed rest and recuperation.
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What is a gimp ball?
(http://www.inpapasbasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Marsellus_Wallce_Ving_Rhames_Pulp_Fiction_Ball_Gag_Gimp.jpg) remember pulp fiction?
-
Oh, right.
-
Well, you don't know TLW very well at all!
-
Well enough.
-
TLW has been enjoying a lovely vacation from Odeon and bodaccea at the Palace.
-
Yet I was the last to post.
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The last, but one.
-
I am so happy to be reunited with TLW again, thanks, but i am going to hang on to him a while.
:viking:
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TLW? lulz
-
Do I really have to add lulz to the word filter, too?
-
Nah, I don't think so!
-
just put a full stop, at the end of your post and nothing else... go on
Bruce, i dare you.
-
.
-
thats better! :zoinks:
-
thats better! :zoinks:
:angel:
-
Or worse.
-
period
-
comma
-
comatose
-
meadow
-
memories
-
cats
-
Dogs
-
feet
-
bollox
-
*bullshit
-
posted at the same time as skyblue1 :clap:
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high
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Flying :plane:
-
smuggler
-
drugs
-
good
-
evil
-
heaven
-
orgasmic :star:
-
penetrating
-
withdrawing
-
apostolic
-
asystolic
-
rigor mortis
-
Iced
-
cool
-
H O T
-
snot
-
slartibartfast
-
blob
-
shapeless
-
exquisite
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hawt
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Cupcake
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moron
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(emo)
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I meant the n00b.
-
I figured. Needed a last word though :zoinks:
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spelunking
-
snowflake
-
reply
-
done
-
finis
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Hoc est ultima momenti verbum
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Hoc est ultima momenti verbum
How dare you quote Latin after what those Roman pigs did to you and your family?
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Hoc est ultima momenti verbum
How dare you quote Latin after what those Roman pigs did to you and your family?
Yikes...i forgot who i was, momentarily :zoinks:
-
huh?
-
Didn't you defeat them, in the end, though?
-
No, Bruce, we kicked some ass, but iceni warriors got pissed in celebrating and we didn't see them coming :zoinks:
-
Anyway while you are all busy bickering
..i have TLW :hadron:
-
We could always rewrite history, Bodie!
-
Word tiptoes, hopefully unseen, to me.
-
Gotcha!
*tells TLW off for trying to sneak off with that bovinacious woman *
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Flaccid
-
Not
-
artistic savant
-
polite dissident
:laugh:
This is surreal.
-
polite dissident
:laugh:
This is surreal.
Fuck you and the horse that birthed you. You are crazy and a lunatic and your [fill in the blank] is [something crazy]. I was abused and I am not going to stay here taking your abuse so that's why I am never leaving. :finger:
-
Perfectly obvious. Thank you.
-
Death threats!
-
Mindless
-
madness
-
lost
-
found
-
Oh no
-
Oh Yes!
-
Oh No!
-
Definitely not on Mondays.
-
Happy Mondays :green:
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Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY#)
It's a Saturday, btw.
-
Sunday now!
-
Kmart sucks.
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Wallmart
-
I'm an excellent driver.
:zoinks:
-
Slowly on the driveway?
-
:eyebrows: Dad let's me.
-
I'm sure you are thinking of an entirely different film. :P
-
Kmart sucks :P
-
I wonder if they ever did a pr0n version of Rain Man.
-
what, because of all that sucking.... well you is in the films business?
-
Kmart sucks would be a brilliant title for the pr0n version.
-
starring Ben Dover and Connie Lingus :zoinks:
-
I don't seem to remember those people from Rain Man. :nerdy:
-
Well we asked Dustin, and he was too busy playing golf in his incontinence pants!
-
For which we are all thankful.
-
Guess you will have to start the interviewing process >:D
-
I need to make sure that the girls are all into method acting. :zoinks:
-
Urine for quite an adventure as Rainman. :laugh:
-
I'm an excellent driver.
-
too demanding :P
-
Slowly on Mondays, though.
-
remember, it's usually lights out at eleven :eyebrows:
-
remember, it's usually lights out at eleven :eyebrows:
Hey, I'm good. I can make it last longer than that. :eyebrows:
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you luuurve for loooong time :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
that's another film :P
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All night long!
-
you luuurve for loooong time :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
that's another film :P
So it is. :laugh:
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Cupcake is so popular.....
-
chipmunk
-
Cobra
-
idiots.
-
Will someone leave the cake out in the rain?
-
Happy to.
-
Eats cupcake....
-
throws up cupcake
-
Orders to run tests for salmonella, botulism and such on thrown up cupcake.
-
Finds all of those & more!
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quoits
-
bowls
-
cereal
-
toast
-
pussy
-
cat
-
catheter
-
willow
-
weeping
-
weeping
I've barely started on you Brucie. Better get out the tissues. :grrr:
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Ha, ha!
-
I know. He is funny, that Cumberdale fellow.
-
Salad!
-
Fucktard
-
horse....
-
shit
-
stain
-
slick.....
-
dick :orly:
-
tracy....
-
chapman
-
taxes
-
government
-
spam
-
eggs
-
fertilised
(no, wouldn't expect you to understand Bruce)
-
hatching
-
bewitched
-
magic
-
hogwarts
-
Why would an author (who is supposed to be talented) name a place after HPV?
-
She had other talents, before her writing career took off
-
Why would an author (who is supposed to be talented) name a place after HPV?
A little education, sir.
Officially known as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the site of Harry Potter’s education is a medieval castle complete with ramparts, towers, and dungeons, plus all manner of wondrous features. From the portraits to the stairs, Hogwarts is a menagerie of magic.
Rowling has suggested in interviews that she got the idea for the name Hogwarts from the hogwort plant which she had seen at Kew Gardens before writing the Harry Potter books. She may once again have engaged in wordplay by substituting vowels, similar to how she created Diagon Alley or the Pensieve.
The hogwort plant (Croton capitatus) is an annual herb native to the eastern half of the U.S. It contains croton oil, a potent laxative, but otherwise isn’t remarkable in traditional herbology or folklore. The origin of this name is obscure, though the “wort” part does mean “plant”, as in St. John’s Wort.
The name Hogwarts appears outside of Harry Potter’s universe. In the Molesworth books, Hogwarts is the title of one of Molesworth’s fake Latin plays. It is also the name of the Headmaster of Porridge Court, the rival to Molesworth’s school, St. Custard’s. And in the film Labyrinth, the character Sarah called Hoggle “Hogwarts” by mistake.
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Why would an author (who is supposed to be talented) name a place after HPV?
A little education, sir.
Officially known as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the site of Harry Potter’s education is a medieval castle complete with ramparts, towers, and dungeons, plus all manner of wondrous features. From the portraits to the stairs, Hogwarts is a menagerie of magic.
Rowling has suggested in interviews that she got the idea for the name Hogwarts from the hogwort plant which she had seen at Kew Gardens before writing the Harry Potter books. She may once again have engaged in wordplay by substituting vowels, similar to how she created Diagon Alley or the Pensieve.
The hogwort plant (Croton capitatus) is an annual herb native to the eastern half of the U.S. It contains croton oil, a potent laxative, but otherwise isn’t remarkable in traditional herbology or folklore. The origin of this name is obscure, though the “wort” part does mean “plant”, as in St. John’s Wort.
The name Hogwarts appears outside of Harry Potter’s universe. In the Molesworth books, Hogwarts is the title of one of Molesworth’s fake Latin plays. It is also the name of the Headmaster of Porridge Court, the rival to Molesworth’s school, St. Custard’s. And in the film Labyrinth, the character Sarah called Hoggle “Hogwarts” by mistake.
I have been appropriately schooled. Thank you my majesty :)
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Is there anything you don't know, your Majesty?
-
Is there anything you don't know, your Majesty?
My silence speaks volume.
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Wow, that's amazing!
-
appendicitis
-
hurt
-
washing
-
hanging
Once there was an awesome smiley for hanging. :zoinks:
-
drying
-
weather
-
under
-
finis
-
Yo Gabba Gabba
-
Excelsior
-
college
-
University
-
Material
-
Girl
-
kick-boxing
-
naked
-
Knock knock
Who's there?
HIPAA
HIPAA who?
I can't tell you that.
-
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you!
-
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you!
You were drafting up an answer to why you shouldn't be banned for intentionally posting CP on the site, but then you bailed out and came over here to write that. You really should focus, the heat is on now. Ignoring it won't make it go away.
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I duly answered that, too, Hubert, as you'd know if you were watching so carefully!
-
I duly answered that, too, Hubert, as you'd know if you were watching so carefully!
Oh god, this again? Your reading comprehension goes out the window as soon as a question mark is introduced?
-
Waiting for the banhammer to fall!
-
Waiting for the banhammer to fall!
You aren't the only one. Do you know how hard it is to be banned from this place?
-
I heard it was almost impossible, yeah!
-
Seltzer
-
Max
-
orchestral
-
orchiectomy
-
lobotomy
-
Same difference
-
equal
-
opportunity
-
employment
-
vital
-
dead
-
sooner or later
-
quick
-
investigatory
-
conspiracy
-
theory..
-
truth
-
dare....
-
naked
-
city...
-
lunch
-
replay
(Meadow)
-
daytime soap
-
dirty mouth?
-
mouthwash
-
toothbrush
-
rug
-
mat
-
floor
-
KO
-
OK
-
Corral
-
shootout..
-
noon
-
lunch
-
twins
-
identical
-
alike
-
lick
-
oats
-
bread
-
butter....
-
daily
-
fap
-
fab
-
fib
-
fob
-
finish
-
I don't object to having the last word, for a while.
-
Definitely my turn now...
....*prizes it out of Hykes hand
-
You've had it long enough now, I want it back.
-
Well i am still sitting on it!
-
That's just cruel.
-
Stop hurting it, you two!
-
Stop hurting it, you two!
Pah, I only told Bodie not to be cruel to TLW.
What you love, you have to dare to let go.
TLW dares you. :autism:
-
It came to me for protection. :smarty:
-
Let it go? no way. I am stuffing it under my jumper
i could use the extra padding :'(
-
TLW is on a secret mission for me.
-
It came to me for protection. :smarty:
When it finds out you had to hand in that fancy Jag again, it will soon choose female company. :smarty:
-
It came to me for protection. :smarty:
When it finds out you had to hand in that fancy Jag again, it will soon choose female company. :smarty:
It loves my current one, too. :smarty:
-
With the way she keeps going on and on and on, I'm afraid Meadow will have TLW. Poor word.
-
endgame
-
pawns
-
it's gorgeous.
-
And mine
-
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My great, great, (buncha greats) grandfather had that guy cut open :zoinks:
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FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My great, great, (buncha greats) grandfather had that guy cut open :zoinks:
Kudo's to your ancestor for handling Mel Gibson. (Not one of my favorite actors or persons.)
-
Surely Mel Gibson had nothing to do with the last word?!
-
Surely Mel Gibson had nothing to do with the last word?!
His last word will be "sugartits" :zoinks:
-
:laugh:
-
sugar coated frosted flaked last word
-
Oatmeal is supreme
-
We all need our oats :laugh:
-
We all need our oats :laugh:
Yes we do neigh-bor.
-
Last word. Ever.
-
Sugartits :M
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aspidistra
-
Say what?
-
The common name is the Cast Iron plant.
(http://www.plantdelights.com/images/Aspidistra_elatior_Bubba.jpg)
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The things you learn here. :plus:
-
Thanks. :)
-
The common name is the Cast Iron plant.
(http://www.plantdelights.com/images/Aspidistra_elatior_Bubba.jpg)
Yep. It grows in all kinds of conditions including low light. It was a favorite house plant of the Victorians.
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Planted last word.
-
chewing on it.
-
On the last word? :o
-
The common name is the Cast Iron plant.
(http://www.plantdelights.com/images/Aspidistra_elatior_Bubba.jpg)
Yep. It grows in all kinds of conditions including low light. It was a favorite house plant of the Victorians.
I used to have one growing outside in a shady border under trees.
-
agriculture
-
:indeed:
-
:agreed:
-
Sociable folks, aren't we?
-
:yarly:
-
In whatever ways we can.
-
salacious
-
Good word.
-
accolades
-
congrats....
-
posh last word
-
thunder
-
lightning
-
greased
-
algorithm
-
vector analysis
-
Victoria analysis
-
Annals of Victoria
-
Annals of Victoria
If ANYONE fixes her post, I will NOT be amused.
-
Don't be so anal about it. :P
-
Vengeance of Victoria
If ANYONE fixes her post, I will NOT be amused.
Fixed.
:hide:
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Vengeance of Victoria
If ANYONE fixes her post, I will NOT be amused.
Fixed.
:hide:
out of whack
-
typesetters
-
pressman
-
journalist
-
Clark Kent
-
Margot Kidder
-
mandatory
-
bedtime
-
Christopher Reeve.
-
Dead
-
parsnip
-
horseradish
-
brassica
-
coffee.
-
essential (to life)
-
42
-
Wtf have you bunch of nutters done to this thread >:D
you just make it soooo damn easy for me to swan in here and take TLW again, while you lot ramble on and on about sweet f.a.... :facepalm2:
-
Swans have long necks, making it easy for the executioner. There. I've chopped your swan-like neck and the last word is mine.
-
Such violence.
-
Why do you think we call it, "The Firm?"
-
Because of the disciplinary method of schooling?
-
Because of the disciplinary method of schooling?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love that word :P
-
Because of the disciplinary method of schooling?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love that word :P
Are you in need of................ discipline? :dominatrix:
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Because of the disciplinary method of schooling?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love that word :P
Are you in need of................ discipline? :dominatrix:
Yes Sir! I need strict guidance from a very firm pair of hands :P
-
Because of the disciplinary method of schooling?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love that word :P
Are you in need of................ discipline? :dominatrix:
Yes Sir! I need strict guidance from a very firm pair of hands :P
This is bound to be the last word. :zoinks:
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Ok, no more talking :zoinks:
-
Because of the disciplinary method of schooling?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love that word :P
Are you in need of................ discipline? :dominatrix:
Yes Sir! I need strict guidance from a very firm pair of hands :P
This is bound to be the last word. :zoinks:
Funny.
-
softly
-
Threading
-
tip-toeing
-
silently
-
Big bang.
-
grand finale
-
epilogue
-
i lost
-
Ipad
-
unnecessary
-
I rate
-
fright
-
night
-
strudel
-
angry birds
-
game
-
washboard
-
roads
-
top gear
-
slow down
-
faster, faster :zoinks:
-
No, just more pressure, and slowly, please.
There is still plenty time left, for going faster.
-
Relax.
-
Oh yes. 8)
-
Of course.
-
No, faster pleeeeease!
-
Slowly at first.
-
Still going sloooooowwwww.
-
not slow all the way...
need speed :headbang2:
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Tempo
-
rhythm
-
beat
-
crescendo
-
crash
-
bang
-
departure
-
Word
Up
It's
Word
Girl
!!!!!!!
-
scritti politti
-
say what?
-
MLA said 'the word girl'
so my popmeister brain pulled this out of the bag
Scritti Politti - The Word Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF8UTf-OFT4#)
-
:GA:
My ears, my ears!
-
Word Girl Opening (Good Quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X06kRhVd0p8#)
-
pancakes
-
Mmm...pancakes
-
syrup
-
stain
-
varnish
-
paint your wagon
-
paint your wagon
Lee Marvin singing?
Lee Marvin - Wandering Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnbiRDNaDeo#)
-
And Clint E. :zoinks:
I love that film.
-
Word Girl Opening (Good Quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X06kRhVd0p8#)
I made a Word Girl costume for my daughter for Halloween two years ago.
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Word Girl Opening (Good Quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X06kRhVd0p8#)
I made a Word Girl costume for my daughter for Halloween two years ago.
I remember that. My son used to love WordGirl.
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Clint Eastwood = Dirty Harry
i :pinkbeat: Dirty Harry
The problem with Paint your wagon was the singing. Singing in films is just bloody awful. As if a bunch of hardened beer swilling cowboys are just suddenly gonna start belting out a song...other then the obligatory "Get your tit's out for the lads" :zoinks:
Ridiculous.
I was at my mom's the other day and she was watching some ancient Doris Day film - they were walking on a beach and she suddenly starts singing at the top of her voice! Get real Doris! If i had been having a lazy moment in the sun and some silly bint had started crooning about luurve she would have got a right pisser round the back of the head!
A lot of old films have been spoiled by this unnecessary and unwarranted need to belt out a song! :grrr:
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Fuckin right! :thumbup:
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Fuckin right! :thumbup:
Yeah :viking: quit the singing bitches :viking: :viking: :viking:
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I'd generally agree with that, actually. Paint Your Wagon is the only exception that I know of.
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Clint Eastwood = Dirty Harry
i :pinkbeat: Dirty Harry
The problem with Paint your wagon was the singing. Singing in films is just bloody awful. As if a bunch of hardened beer swilling cowboys are just suddenly gonna start belting out a song...other then the obligatory "Get your tit's out for the lads" :zoinks:
Ridiculous.
I was at my mom's the other day and she was watching some ancient Doris Day film - they were walking on a beach and she suddenly starts singing at the top of her voice! Get real Doris! If i had been having a lazy moment in the sun and some silly bint had started crooning about luurve she would have got a right pisser round the back of the head!
A lot of old films have been spoiled by this unnecessary and unwarranted need to belt out a song! :grrr:
And everyone knows how to dance to the same tune, particularly in West Side Story, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Kiss Me Kate, etc. Don't get me wrong, I love the last 2, but it's so unnatural.
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That is the word i was looking for - unnatural. Yes it is very
unnatural. :thumbdn:
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But I like Paint Your Wagon, OK? :-[
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Do you slap your thigh and sing along?
:headbang2:
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Only in the projection booth, if I'm screening it in 70mm.
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Sounds a very absorbing hobby :zoinks:
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It's important to do your very best for the audience. :orly:
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Waking them up at the end? :hahaha:
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That, too.
The last time I screened that movie, two people were watching. They were only interested in each other, though.
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Brucie and cupcake?
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:laugh:
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Chinese food tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kitchen sink
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I need a nap :violin:
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Not sure what I need.
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Well I need lots of things but that one is on the short list :lol1:
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Last word.
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skidaddle
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I need a nap :violin:
Any chance of you getting one?
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Lost for words. Last word.
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Your last word is lost.
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My last word is back, and last again.
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I need a nap :violin:
Any chance of you getting one?
No. Been up since 2am. My sister was in town on an Anthropology conference so I took the kids to see her. Haven't seen her in a few years because she travels so much. So it was definitely worth missing a nap for :)
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Sleepy last word.
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excited last word
:lutra: :lutra: :lutra: :lutra: :lutra:
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Wondering last word.
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Stomping last word.
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Leaving the Last Word
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Left last word.
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Right last word. Right!
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Right is left.
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I know. I am a leftie. :M
Do you have to write L and R on your boots, in case you forget? :tard:
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No, I have to write Left and Right. :zoinks:
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Oh my, what big feet you must have! :asthing:
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Oh my, what big feet you must have! :asthing:
I use binoculars. :nerdy:
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You must write very small!
Why not just bend down and have a look :hahaha:
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You must write very small!
Why not just bend down and have a look :hahaha:
I prefer others to do the bending. :autism:
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:booty: is it you who superglues all those pound coins to the floor round the back of the pub?
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:booty: is it you who superglues all those pound coins to the floor round the back of the pub?
It works, doesn't it? :zoinks:
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:headbang2: I guess so, it's just that i break
my nails trying to pick them up! :tard:
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Next time, bring a tool. :nerdy:
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spoken like a true pro
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Last word ... LIKE A BOSS
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spoken like a true pro
I read it somewhere. :zoinks:
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no
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maybe
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indecisive
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aren't
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you?
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what?
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who?
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when?
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WHY?
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Why not?
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BECAUSE
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because I say so. :soapbox:
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you lot are just mincing words. I am not.
final word = nincompoops
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I'll see your nincompoop and raise you:
Armenian: հիմար (hy) (himar), ապուշ (hy) (apuš), տխմար (hy) (txmar)
Catalan: ximple (ca), bovo (ca), babau (ca), tonto (ca), fava (ca), panoli (ca), beneit (ca), imbècil (ca), idiota (ca), estúpid (ca)
Croatian: idiot (hr) m., glupan (hr) m., glupko (hr) m., nesposobnjaković (hr) m.
Danish: fjols, skvadderhoved, idiot, knallert
Dutch: lomperd, domoor, stommeling, oetlul
Finnish: tollo (fi), tolvana (fi), tohelo (fi)
French: crétin (fr), abruti (fr), demeuré (fr), cornichon (fr), gourde (fr), imbécile (fr), simplet (fr), débile (fr), niais (fr), nigaud (fr), dadais (fr), sot (fr), ravi (fr), benêt (fr), cloche (fr), con (fr), connard (fr), mal cuit (fr), démoulé trop tôt (fr), bercé trop près du mur (fr)
German: Dummkopf (de) m., Einfaltspinsel (de) m., Trottel (de) m.
Icelandic: beinasni (is) m., fábjáni (is) m., einfeldningur (is) m., fáviti (is) m., fífl (is) n.
Italian: cretino (it), imbecille (it), stupido (it), idiota (it), coglione (it)
Japanese: あんぽんたん, うすらとんかち, おたんちん
Norwegian: tullebukk (no) m.
Polish: głupiec (pl)
Russian: дурачок (ru)
Spanish: bobo (es), soso (es), sosaina (es), tonto (es), memo (es), panoli (es), lila (es), pavitonto (es), pasmarote (es), bendito (es), majadero (es), papanatas (es), primo (es), Juan Lanas (es), imbécil (es), gilipollas (es)
Swedish: idiot, pucko, dumhuvud, dumbom, flane, fjompa, störding, nöt
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Fjompa? Now, that's a word I haven't heard in a long time. :zoinks:
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kunidanganya
you missed swahili out :evillaugh:
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Fjompa.
I like it.
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I need to find a way to work that word into a conversation this week. :laugh:
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Fjompig last word.
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TaDaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Oh, this one.
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Not even.... Sheesh
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Sheesh is barely a word.
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Good point.
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kebab :tard:
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craving
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secks
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spelling
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Don't you mean "speeling"? :P
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atrocious
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Your botherd by it for shure. :zoinks:
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You, sir need to be educated the British Boarding School way. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/fouet.gif)
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That's more Bodie's thing, thank you very much.
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That's more Bodie's thing, thank you very much.
Am i being picked on, singled out, and humiliated just because i have a particular sexual preference?
Good :zoinks:
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That's more Bodie's thing, thank you very much.
Am i being picked on, singled out, and humiliated just because i have a particular sexual preference?
Good :zoinks:
Did I want your opinion? :whip:
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That's more Bodie's thing, thank you very much.
Am i being picked on, singled out, and humiliated just because i have a particular sexual preference?
Good :zoinks:
Did I want your opinion? :whip:
:nono: (emo)
No Sir!
you are getting good at this! you must be a pro
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That's more Bodie's thing, thank you very much.
Am i being picked on, singled out, and humiliated just because i have a particular sexual preference?
Good :zoinks:
Did I want your opinion? :whip:
:nono: (emo)
No Sir!
you are getting good at this! you must be a pro
Are you trying to be smart with me? :whip:
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That's more Bodie's thing, thank you very much.
Am i being picked on, singled out, and humiliated just because i have a particular sexual preference?
Good :zoinks:
Did I want your opinion? :whip:
:nono: (emo)
No Sir!
you are getting good at this! you must be a pro
Are you trying to be smart with me? :whip:
of course not, sir, can i get you a beer? :beergrin:
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Do you really think I'm that easy to appease? Get that beer *now* and then we'll discuss the necessary disciplinary measures.
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:thanks:
*turns into a beer serving wench
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you`re welcome
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Oh my bad...
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Nooooo! I am the BAD one :grrr:
look
:shamone:
*grabs crotch
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Bad last word.
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shamone! :shamone:
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Who asked YOU? :whip: :zoinks:
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Sorry, Sir, you may have to put me in my place! :weird:
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Disciplinary last word.
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Fine
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Well
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submissive last word
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Justin Bieber.......
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nausea, gagging, revulsion, etc.
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Annoying little teenage twerp last word.
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Sorry you broke a tooth.
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Break out
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6vrE6nXAMP8/Td5gYzfgjMI/AAAAAAAAFGQ/WrgNg0M7v6U/s1600/WordUp.png)
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Move 'em out.
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mini
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minimal
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humbug
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scrooge
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Dickensian last word.
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Grumpy last word.
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dwarfed last word
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Topped Last Word with cheese
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Well that's not fair! It's really hard to top anything that has cheese on it.
Unless you topped the last word with cheese AND BACON!!! :mischief:
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Bacon & Eggs
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Um, I'd like a glass of wine.. with ja, grated cheese on top.. um, please? :o
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Can I have a bacon sandwich?
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no.
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Ta daaaa
Bod hands odeon a bacon sandwich! and while Hyke scowls and odeon scoffs his face, The Bod sneaks off with TLW :hahaha:
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Last word is here.
It wants some Passendaler cheese on a slice of bread.
It's 11:44 am btw.
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I think it wants a beer.
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TLW is now demanding "Beer, wench"
and is getting all bossy :P
I must oblige :beergrin:
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word
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but not last
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Verbum ultimum 8)
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Sorry, but no.
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belongeth to me.
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Sista ordet, för du fattar inte svenska, din aspie. :smarty:
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jag gör :orly:
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Hm, but the lastest word is mine :toporly:
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its over....
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it's over here! with me....where it belongs
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Ze little pony haz it :viking:
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zat pony iz lame :viking:
i have it at a secret location, mine, mine, mine, forever
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I found it, in a pile of knickers at Bodies place.
TLW desperately wanted to come with me.
So, here it is.
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...so it was you who pulled all the elastic from my knickers :headbang2:
will launch rescue as soon as i have done a little sewing :P
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The Last Word: :smarty:
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Bodie has literally
*got her knickers in a twist*
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You don't understand.
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don't I?
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jag gör
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Det kanske du gör.
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you just like me to keep saying
"jag" to you :eyebrows:
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Ooooooh. Again.
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are you ready?
"jag"
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Ooooooooooooh.
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It hurts to say "jag", because jag is "I" and "I" is "aj".
Ha! THAT was the last word 8)
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"Jag"
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAOplx1Voav_OlsEzrNL-aYhiRDXNfilLthm5_SdK1q-2fycNBsD5P31-FiQ)
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;) your pleasure is my pleasure Mr Jag
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That's the spirit. But the last word is mine.
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Yes. And your word is my word. ;)
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Word is that's it's my word.
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...and what great words they are! if i always 'parrot' your words, my words will always
be last :tard:
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But if you parrot my words, your words will actually be my words.
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I know! Cool huh :tard:
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My word, that is complicated.
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These things can be. Let it be. 8)
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TLW is taking swimming lessons in my garden right now.
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Are you trying to drown the poor bastard? :o
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No, I want it to be able to swim, for safety reasons.
Lots of drowning happens to those who can't swim. And TLW is crossing the seas a bit too often to not need to swim.
TLW loves the water. It's drawn to it. Maybe it is autistic. Better be safe than sorry.
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It's a spazz? .laugh:
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the spazzy word is very :viking:
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I feel strangely drawn to water now. :P
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slippy!
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Jag, jag, jag har sista ordet :smarty:
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nej, nej, nej, gör jag
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Gör du?
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Ja, jag måste ändra mina underkläder nu
don't you just love google translate :tard:
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:laugh: Yes, it can get so close but only rarely all the way.
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Heard a French teacher tell that a kid handed in an essay, and he had not even bothered to spell check his Dutch input beforehand. So, his French had been laced with Dutch spelling mistakes.
:lol1:
Apparently he was even surprised that he had been caught. :tard:
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TLW is not a svenski, it is Eng-er-lish! It's mine, all mine
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No.
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jag, jag, jag
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Old Top Gear new 1996 Jaguar XK8 road test Jeremy Clarkson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc4c2KP-1-4#)
Those were the days. Look at his hairdo.
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Habeo 8)
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Sorry guys....i am taking TLW back!!!
he resides in scumsville now with me >:D
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Ich bin ein freier Wildbretschütz und hab' ein' weit Revier.
So weit die braune Heide reicht, gehört das letzt' Wort mir. :viking:
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The last word has no foreign tongue ...and anyway, his tongue is
very busy :o
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Well, in plain English, the very lastest of them all :nerdy:
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Sorry. It prefers the Jag.
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Ahem. The Last Word is on a secret mission for me and will not be returning for some time.
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I am just passing on the following message on behalf of TLW
"Sorry Your Majesty but i will not be returning to the Palace as i dislike all that pomp and ceremony. Yes, Odeon, your jag is cool, but your driving makes me think i am at the fair ground and i am out of sick bags :hahaha: Therefore I have pledged allegiance to Bodie. :viking:
Bye Bye" :-* :santa:
Looks like it's mine :tard:
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Oh, and Lit, TLW said he doesn't do bi-lingual, and is 100% heterosexual :tard:
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Impostors taking over this thread. The real last word is still out in the Jag.
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No, TLW escaped and said "no more white knuckle rides" with odeon in the fast jag!
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That is what he likes you to believe.
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Thousand (attempts to get the last word)
TLW and I will celebrate, at my place.
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MII
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I for one who says the Last Word and that word is.....
I forgot ???
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Oh, right, I remember this thread.
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TLW is going to have a sleazy weekend with Bodie >:D
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Verbum finitum Latinum 8)
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No.
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Majesty
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Homeless. (Something on TV right now.)
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Litigatus fortis est et verbum finitum habet :viking:
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habeo
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Habebas :smarty:
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Like a homing pigeon, TLW always comes back to me. :hyke:
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Mannulus Romanus id habet 8)
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I'm not worried by that.
TLW is a born escapist, and, she always comes back to me.
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::sigh::
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Sshhhhh TLW is tired of your petty bickering and is staying with me.
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He is here, watching TV with me.
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Now he's watching a DVD with me.
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Est verbum homo? ???
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TLW just turned up at my door again. He looks dishevelled and unhappy so i had to take him into my home again. Sorry guys, but he clearly wants to be with me. >:D
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TLW is a sweet thing indeed, leaving me in peace, and alone, while having a massive headache.
it will return, when things are better.
Enjoy, as long as it lasts, Bodie.
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TLW never receives such excuses from me
"not tonight, I've got a headache"
therefore, it should not surprise you to learn he remains
with me, his loyal and submissive servant. :-*
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Yeah, right. :zoinks:
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Habeo 8)
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Still here with me :2thumbsup:
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The last word rapidly races to me.
:P
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Non, non, ad me 8)
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Me, me.
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TLW and i, are still very happy together.
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Last word.
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Pah
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He's here with me now.
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Is mecum est 8)
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You are mistaken.
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You are all mistaken
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Shhhh. He's sleeping so cutely on my pillow. Such a bonny little chap.
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I'm always right.
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Almost always at the most. :smarty:
The word resides with me.
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It's watching Top Gear with me.
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Now it's watching an old Two-and-a-Half Men rerun with me.
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You are sadly mistaken. It's sitting right next to me.
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You have been fooled by the old holographic projection trick.... the real one is in my bed. He just rolled over and is having a ciggie :orly:
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You go right on believing that. :orly:
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OMG! you lot have neglected TLW since 9 October!
:M your loss has been my gain :zoinks:
He has been with me all that time. So, possession being 9/10ths of the law it's
pretty safe to say TLW is well and truly MINE
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TLW's been with me, actually. :smarty:
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:nono:
:lies: you are either blatantly telling porkies or you are completely delusional
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I'd suggest that you check the dates of the last few posts.
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we knows webmasters can fix dateses. They stole it from us. Sneaky tricksy webmasters.
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:zoinks:
I'll have that word now, thank you very much.
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LBfFksW2AtM/T28b5jRKSPI/AAAAAAAAAdE/3GuRsNcn0EQ/s1600/lotr-gollum.jpg)
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I was looking on my computer for a pic of smeagol / gollum
The search results found one and when i clicked on it i was nearly
sick as it was a pic of Brucie :zoinks:
:dunno: IDK how or why
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It fits, though.
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:hahaha:
yeah Bruce had such a rare and unusual set of completely unique features :zoinks:
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It fits, though.
:spaz:
who? Brucie or Gollum?
Aw they can't help it!
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Now I got the last word HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... fuck you.
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It fits, though.
:spaz:
who? Brucie or Gollum?
Aw they can't help it!
Brucie. He's a bit like Gollum. :zoinks:
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Rage has been so busy lately that I stole it from him. :mischief:
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And now it's back with its rightful owner.
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And now it's back with its rightful owner.
Agreed now that it's with me.
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I was talking about me. Dur.
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I was talking about me. Dur.
The Last Word will never have a Master, only a Mistress.
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TLW is my master
:squiddy:
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And belongs to me.
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That's what you think.
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Yes. And it's enough.
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It is enough. To confuse yourself.
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Right. :P
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Vocabulum ultimum 8)
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No. :zoinks:
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The Last Word is "luuurve"
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Vocabulum ultimum meum est 8)
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The last word is the first, in some circumstances.
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The last word is the first, in some circumstances.
You mean like when playing with fridge magnet words perhaps?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4w5sqP13AsU/TCBIX_weEzI/AAAAAAAAGRg/1HxpbADx4lA/s1600/word+magnets.JPG) :zoinks:
Do you have any more absorbing hobbies? :hahaha:
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Hic est 8)
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or
maybe when making a ransom note by cutting out words from a newspaper :orly:
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Oh, it should be hoc est 8)
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or
maybe when making a ransom note by cutting out words from a newspaper :orly:
"I've kidnapped the last word?" :zoinks:
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Ah look who I found!
Looking all forgotten and forlorn - one neglected last word!
mine! mine! mine! all mine! :hahaha:
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Meum! :M
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You can not stake your claim now. You left it too long, pal.
TLW is forever mine :asthing:
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Looook! Run little last word, who will you run to?
:viking: :bodie:
Well it looks like it's mine :laugh:
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TLW is very clearly mine.
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Minime! Ego id habeo :M
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you are all too late.
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...and he comes running back to me.
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"Is"? Anglice vocabula masculina non habet - et ego id habeo :M
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TLW is with me again, he does not want to be disturbed.
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TLW is with me again, he does not want to be disturbed.
:eyebrows:
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You kidnappers, you.
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You kidnappers, you.
It's :3some: time. :eyelash:
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Oh no's
TLW has been abducted by aliens
:lurk:
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Oh no's
TLW has been abducted by aliens
:lurk:
:probe:
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You're not inserting any probes anywhere, you alien scum.
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TLW has been fitted with modern anti probing devices.
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Sed mannulus Romanus usquam id habet :M
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TLW has been fitted with modern anti probing devices.
That sounds like something Eris would use. :AFF:
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Ford used to make a car called a 'probe'
I wonder how many gynaecologists had one as their company car? :zoinks:
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Also known as "butt plugs". :zoinks:
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Last word.
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Oh yes.
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whatchamacallit
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Give it back.
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Only briefly.
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egress
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word
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read
-
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squeak
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Why now?
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:mastodon: Last Word
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Nonono
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finis
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spazz
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^Not a word. :M
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^ Hypocrisy :M
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Last
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Stand
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Not
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lasting
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while
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Still
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On
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r's game
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Science
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Don't stop believing.
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Hold on to that feeling
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I'm holding on to the last word.
And the last word holds on to me. :hyke:
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Imagine.
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Don't have to.
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Why not?
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Because TLW is here with me.
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Because TLW is here with me.
Ms. Well has been declared an enemy of the state. The last word has been confiscated. :mastodon:
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then stolen. :ninja:
Stop stealing things or I'll call the pwiece :police:
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You go on arguing and I'll just sit here for a while.
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Every morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.
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but you hate the pwiece. :hahaha:
Everyone hates the pigs until they need them.
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TLW is on the last train to Clarksville.
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Missed it, apparently.
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Every morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.
You think you need the last word to warm you this snowy winter. :snowman: An electric blanket will warm you, as well.
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Every morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.
You think you need the last word to warm you this snowy winter. :snowman: An electric blanket will warm you, as well.
Things are ruddy freezing beyond the wall. I have a few electric blankets I could probably lend you. :viking:
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Every morning, when I awake, I find TLW curled up against me, under my bed covers.
You think you need the last word to warm you this snowy winter. :snowman: An electric blanket will warm you, as well.
Things are ruddy freezing beyond the wall. I have a few electric blankets I could probably lend you. :viking:
Yes, Hyke doesn't need to keep TLW to herself. :thumbup:
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She doesn't have it. :M
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No one does :dunno:
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I do.
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Prove it :M
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Just did. :M
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How?
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Like this.
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How does that prove anything?
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I don't have it, I just happen to find it in my bed, every morning.
Where it is the other times of the day, I have no idea.
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No, it's not. :M
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I don't have it, I just happen to find it in my bed, every morning.
Where it is the other times of the day, I have no idea.
Perhaps you should sleep in and share the last word with the rest of us.
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I don't have it, I just happen to find it in my bed, every morning.
Where it is the other times of the day, I have no idea.
Perhaps you should sleep in and share the last word with the rest of us.
If I would sleep in, TLW might linger with me. TLW leaves me, right after I speak the first word of the day, in the morning.
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TLW got airsick, threw up all over your airplane, then parachuted down to me. I cleaned her up and I'm keeping her.
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Not for long.
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Are you guys aware that TLW is still a juvenile?
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Haven't said a single word yet, so TLW is still lingering around me. Will talk to the cat soon. Then TLW will be roaming the world again, I guess.
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Roaming. Enjoying. Staying with me.
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Roaming. Enjoying. Staying with me.
I will helpfully take this uninvited guest off of your hands. :thumbup:
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it's mine once again. :arrr:
:orly:
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it's mine once again. :arrr:
:orly:
:yarly:
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He prefers to stay with me.
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Ssshh. TLW is napping in the next room.
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Luckily he is safely back with me.
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As long as the Dutch cow doesn't steal TLW again. :M
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TLW just comes to me. And when it's here, we're silent together.
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Indeed not.
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Psyched.
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psychedelic
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TLW was bored with all the shitty films at the festival that you made him watch and is now doing stunts on Top Gear.
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TLW was bored with all the shitty films at the festival that you made him watch and is now doing stunts on Top Gear.
He's telling me all about it now. ;D
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Where is the Dutch cow, to steal TLW? :orly:
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Where is the Dutch cow, to steal TLW? :orly:
The word is already planning to come to me. It always comes when it wants some peace and quiet.
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Where is the Dutch cow, to steal TLW? :orly:
The word is already planning to come to me. It always comes when it wants some peace and quiet.
It took a detour and ended up with me. :smarty:
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Where is the Dutch cow, to steal TLW? :orly:
The word is already planning to come to me. It always comes when it wants some peace and quiet.
It took a detour and ended up with me. :smarty:
Detours are OK. I will find it next to me, later tonight. It hardly ever arrives before I am in bed.
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It's here now.
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Hi TLW, will you bring me something nice from Sweden?
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Not in person, no.
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I did not ask TLW to bring me a person. :P
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Wouldn't that be fun, though?
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Would be awkward, finding someone in my bed, because TLW brought a person.
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Scrap got the wrong word.
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Americans always have to have the last word. :hahaha:
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Hyke should have to pay a tariff to import it every morning. :hahaha:
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Yes, here is TLW protected by security: :tooledup: :tooledup: TLW :tooledup: :tooledup:
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You 'mericans, always waving your guns. :zoinks:
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TLW ran away from those guns.
Here she is.
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TLW ran away from those guns.
Here she is.
You've neglected to pay the tariff on importing TLW. :hahaha:
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Doesn't matter, it's back in 'merucah.
:dance:
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I'm taking it with me to Prague.
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TLW goes where she wants to roam.
Right now, TLW is admiring my new socks.
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The last word is in my cabin luggage now, packed away.
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Your socks smell. TLW is mine!! :arrr:
They were brand new, fresh from the needles, TLW came back to have another look.
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The last word is in my cabin luggage now, packed away.
Ooops, it escaped.
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The last word is in my cabin luggage now, packed away.
Ooops, it escaped.
No, it's back.
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The last word is in my cabin luggage now, packed away.
Ooops, it escaped.
No, it's back.
Does TLW have its own ticket for this trip?
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He is here in Prague with me.
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There's more to be had than Staropramen here.
-
There are a few smoking hot females around, I have to admit.
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That might literally be the last word. My last word.
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You ask the blondes, then. :M
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You didn't actually ask anything. :M
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I already told you that it might just be my last word. Ever.
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:laugh:
Not going to try. They don't look like people you'd want to piss off.
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I'd rather live to see another day.
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No. :M
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Ne.
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nein
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Nietes.
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TLW says Bye bye to you. :santa:
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Here I am, celebrating with TLW: :fuckyeahdance: :notes: :mastodon: TLW :notes: :dance:
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:mastodon: :litigious:
:M
:flamer: :plane:
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/shrugs
It's about the last *word*, not the last smiley.
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A picture is worth a thousand words. :M
... and I have the last one. 8)
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A picture is worth a thousand words. :M
... and I have the last one. 8)
Clearly you are missing the big picture. :zoinks:
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No. :M
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kyllä
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Ei. Ei millään.
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paska
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Vittu
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tissit
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Jumalauta
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viimeinen sana on minun
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ei ole. Luulet vaan.
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gerade als Sie dachten Sie gewonnen.... :zoinks:
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Nej. Det sista ordet är mitt. Och jag avskyr tyska.
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Ze is hier, om een bakkie te doen.
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Deutschland finden Sie sowohl erobern!! :hitler:
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Last. Word.
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Word.
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Multiculturalism.
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Ancient aliens.
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You should use a lubricant.
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You should change the word filters at least once a year. :P
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I didn't know they had service intervals. :P
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Everything must be maintained, less entropy take over. :M
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Don't you mean "lest"?
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Yeah I like the word "lest".
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Or last. :zoinks:
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Lest it's mine.
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But it is.
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That's barely a word.
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Not the last.
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But it is.
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Oh yes. :smarty:
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It's mine. Mine! :voodoo:
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Mine!
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Plenty of time to give TLW a proper welcome.
-
TLW is about to get a bath
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Ahem.
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No, not there.
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Here.
-
Actually it's here.
-
I'm never wrong. Unless the subject is about relationships with women. :'(
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TLW is a free range word, roaming where it wants to be.
Right now, it is here.
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I have it now! :arrr:
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It's on it's way to here, for some coffee. :M
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No, it's not.
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No, back in Norn Iron where it belongs. :viking:
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Het laatste woord is hier, bij mij.
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Mine. Only mine.
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With me.
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My precioussssssssssssss.
-
TLW came back to me.
-
It's just giving me a goodnight kiss. :hyke:
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It's here now.
-
The smell of coffee lured it here again.
-
I've got something you haven't got.
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Ah, TLW still was with me.
-
You both have to stop thinking that every word you encounter is the last. :zoinks:
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Why on earth would I do that?
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I'm not. :M
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Here it is again.
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Indeed.
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No, it's mine.
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Indeed. :P
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It fit. :M
-
But I do.
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But yes.
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All you have to do is to give up.
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You know you want to.
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Give up. :orly:
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I can wait.
-
While the two of you bicker, TLW comes to me.
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No, me. :zoinks:
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Nah, to me, of course.
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So you think.
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So I know. :M
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Fine. I'll let you believe that for now. :M
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Axis:
You know what I am talking about.
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Axis:
You know what I am talking about.
Bold as love??
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My throat hurts.
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No.
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Afraid not.
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Not afraid at all.
-
I fear nothing. :viking:
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Good, now you are without fear, and without TLW, because TLW is with me.
-
I was just right. :bonban:
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Nope, TLW was here, all night long. And still is here.
-
It's here.
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It moved south again, to me.
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It now is way west of you, with me. :hyke:
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In Sweden. :orly:
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NAH, Texas.
(just wish I could live in Texas again!)
Honestly, though, they have had a record stupid ridiculously cold winter this year as well. Welcome to Global Warming!
Despite the naysayers who do not understand the "science," we are here!
:GA:
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TLW took a detour but it's back here now.
-
Looks like it was running around in twisted circles to get back to me.
-
Now it lands at my feet.
-
Check again. :hyke:
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One of my nephews got married last Saturday, On pi Day.
I mentioned this to several people and they just said "Huh wut?"
Generally speaking , I am from a family of geeks and, supposedly, I work a crew of about eighty geeks, but not so much, right - a bunch of posers.
pi day will not happen for another one hundred years. Average people are so fucking stupid!
I applaud my nephew and nuptials!
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Pi day is important.
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Bollocks :M
-
Serious business. :M
-
Very serious.
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Why so serious?
-
The pewiece may say what they want.
TLW hides with me.
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There's no need to hide anything. :M
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It's here.
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No.
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You really are the angsty type, aren't you?
TLW is here.
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I'm glad you aren't.
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Later!
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Nope. I am the last one.
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Mine.
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Lastestest.
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Lastestester.
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In your wildest dreams.
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Not for long.
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It's me
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You're the last word?
No way, because you are not here, and TLW is.
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You're the last word?
Yes :M
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NO!!!
:flyingbat:
YES!!!
:M
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We had an inch of snow today, few days into spring. Everyone else, but Parts who probably saw more, can simply fuck off!
:hahaha:
Likely, the last word of winter ...
... we hope!!
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It's a white, powdery substance. :stoned:
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:asthing:
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It's a white, powdery substance. :stoned:
Oooh, you mean that stuff John DeLorean got busted for selling?? :orly:
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I have no words today...well perhaps later, so the point of this thread is moot
-
:include:
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TLW is here to stay. :cbc:
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You are not winning, silly.
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You are not winning, silly.
Because I am :zoinks:
-
TLW is here.
-
Check again, TLW was here all the time.
-
Tiger blood is not a prerequisite.
-
Indeed.
So, it is here again.
-
Me again
-
Drift away, you.
-
No.
-
Just in time.
-
No need for a war, TLW likes it in the green pastures with me.
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It's in Europe, silly.
-
It's in Jurassic Park :zoinks:
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It's in Europe. Safely behind some dikes.
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TLW was here all the time. Must have been a fraud, there with you.
-
You're not making any sense.
-
Indeed. TLW remains with me.
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On your dying day, we'll concur that you have spoken your last word. Not TLW though.
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You're both older than me. :hahaha:
.. and I STILL have TLW. 8)
It is here, you silly man. And being younger tells nothing about how long you may last.
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:laugh:
Women are said to have TLW all the time. :bounce:
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Not so secret weapon, but very effective. TLW is mine. :zoinks:
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I'm a cow, I have :bounce: squared. TLW is here with me.
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No, this is the one case where boobs won't help.
-
TLW likes it warm and snug.
-
Who doesn't?
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Not for long.
-
That is what you think.
-
It's been a while.
-
Words, not wars, that is what this is about.
TLW is with me.
-
War is a word, too.
-
Your last few wars haven't been all that great.
-
I'm sure they have somebody else to blame things on now. :P
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California is too hot for TLW.
-
A cooler climate is better. 8)
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And I have a storm to offer on top of that.
-
You can't enjoy TLW if you don't have TLW
I have TLW, therefore I am enjoying TLW :M
-
Why would TLW be in Northern Ireland?
-
Why would TLW be in Northern Ireland?
I dunno, maybe some Orangemen stole it? :dunno:
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See, it is not with you. It is here.
-
See, it is not with you. It is here.
No. It's with me, I just don't understand how it got here in the first place. :headhurts:
-
No, this is the one case where boobs won't help.
Say it isn't so
-
No, this is the one case where boobs won't help.
Say it isn't so
It isn't so.
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Good. It is the only case I threw mine in for effect. :bounce: :hyke: :bounce:
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Your efforts are meaningless as TLW belongs to me.
-
Why is it here with me then?
-
Not with you either.
-
Oh, it is here. It definitely is here.
-
Last
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Right.
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Righter
-
Righterest
-
No matter how many made-up words you use, I will still have TLW :M
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Wrong-y-estest!! :lolhit:
Staup it or I'll cull teh graumer pweice :police:
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No.
-
No.
Yes
-
TLW came back to me, with a virus. Now both of us are here, in quarantine. TLW is going nowhere for a few days, unless you want a bad case of the sniffles.
-
Radiation you say? Oh pish posh I got that sorted:
(http://gamedesignreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/f3_stimpacks.jpg)
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Not so.
-
You were radiating a fake. TLW was and is here.
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You were radiating a fake. TLW was and is here.
The one you have in your possession is a fake too for I posses TLW.
And by posses I mean like this:
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120614033033/supernatural/images/8/89/Demon2MTM.jpg)
It turned out that Some_Bloke was a demon the whole time :GA:
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/13FIX/what-a-twist/image.jpg?w=906&c=1)
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mine again. :pirate:
You are posting in the wroing thread:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,23025.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,23025.0.html)
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TLW is here.
-
It jumped back to me.
-
Ahem.
-
Ahem.
I still poses TLW so even if you've got it in your hands right now, it still belongs to me. :viking:
-
Ahem.
I still poses TLW so even if you've got it in your hands right now, it still belongs to me. :viking:
You pose to have TLW, but it is with me, as usual.
-
It's here, obviously.
-
Why would that matter?
-
It doesn't even matter who is holding the damn thing. I possessed TLW :grrr:
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"Possessed" is right. :orly:
-
"Possessed" is right. :orly:
It's still possessed by me though :zoinks:
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Not really, no.
-
One does not possess TLW.
One enjoys its presence.
And that is what I am doing right now.
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One does not possess TLW.
One enjoys its presence.
And that is what I am doing right now.
Unless you're a demon, which I am.
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120614033033/supernatural/images/8/89/Demon2MTM.jpg)
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/13FIX/what-a-twist/image.jpg?w=906&c=1)
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Back where it belongs.
-
TLW is beyond the grasp of demons.
It is here.
-
TLW is beyond the grasp of demons.
If that's the case then why am I able to possess it? :M
-
TLW entered your mind and makes you think you do. Meanwhile, it is here with me.
-
And back with me.
-
And back with me.
You may hold it in your two hands but I still possess the damn thing :M
-
You mean you are obsessed and possessed by it, but cannot enjoy it.
TLW is here.
-
You mean you are obsessed and possessed by it, but cannot enjoy it.
TLW is here.
No I mean I possess TLW. Remember that big plot twist a few posts ago? I'm a demon, demons can possess things. I have complete control over TLW no matter where it goes. :M
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You're a wannabe demon. TLW is here with me.
-
You're a wannabe demon.
Well according to yet another M Night plot twist you've been dead the whole time. Now who's a wannabe? :M
-
TLW is with the pwiece :police:
Bt yo're nut teh pwiece, Pappy :police:
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It's mine, it's mine!
-
It's mine, it's mine!
Nope :M
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Das letzte Wort ist mein. :M
-
Some day I'll fly away.
-
It did.
-
And landed here.
-
And then went south, to arrive here.
-
And further and further westwards it goes, till it lands right on my toes.
-
It seems to like orbiting, it is here again resting after a long trip.
-
It still belongs to me though :M
-
Nothing belongs in norn iron. :hahaha:
Not true. It's home to the majority of Britain and Ireland's drunks and bigots. :M
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Then should i say, nothing of worth??
Game Of Thrones is filmed here, but that's about it. :dunno:
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Yeah, as I said, nothing of worth. :orly:
(http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/angry-must-resist.jpg)
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Come to me.
-
It came, to me.
-
It came, to me.
Then why do I still have it? :M
-
you don't. I have had it all along. :eyebrows:
I took hold of TLW when I possessed it. It still belongs to me. :M :grrr:
-
Yeah, right. :zoinks:
-
Yeah, right. :zoinks:
It's not yours either, it's mine :M
-
It's mine. Get yer' mits off it. :viking:
-
Here it is, enjoying the singing of morning birds.
-
You are gravely mistaken.
-
Oh, no, I am not. TLW is still here. We watched daylight coming together.
-
Oh, no, I am not. TLW is still here. We watched daylight coming together.
I still possess it :grrr: :M
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It's OK if you think that. But it just welcomed me, when I came home from a long day of work and such.
-
It's OK if you think that. But it just welcomed me, when I came home from a long day of work and such.
It's still mine :M
-
If you say so. :M
-
It's here, smoking a Cuban cigar.
-
For all I know, TLW might be Cuban, actually.
-
And it might crave Kinder Eggs.
-
And it might crave Kinder Eggs.
:cbc:
-
It ate CBC. :GA:
And now it is here. Hope it is not craving for raw beef.
-
I just spoke to CBC on FB chat! :2thumbsup:
-
She should chat here.
-
Indeed. FB does not have the awesome smiley we have. :cbc:
-
:include:
-
It ate CBC. :GA:
You monster. I'll kill you!
:litigious:
-
It's no use killing TLW. TLW practices the mother of all easters.
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I'm not going to kill TLW, I'm going to kill you and avenge CBC :viking:
-
Is it possible to have the last word only by quoting others? :-\
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I'm not going to kill TLW, I'm going to kill you and avenge CBC :viking:
This was not a quote, but I am happy to make them my words. :zoinks:
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But not the last ones.
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I'm not going to kill TLW, I'm going to kill you and avenge CBC :viking:
This was not a quote, but I am happy to make them my words. :zoinks:
It was a distraction so that I could steal TLW back from you :M
-
Steal all you want. :M
-
Indeed. I may make them now. But I hope to get a few more.
-
Mine, only mine.
-
It's mine! :grrr:
-
You two keep on fighting, TLW and I find it amusing.
-
You two keep on fighting, TLW and I find it amusing.
As I possess TLW, technically I am TLW :M
-
You two keep on fighting, TLW and I find it amusing.
As I possess TLW, technically I am TLW :M
You are possessed by TLW. That's how TLW can roam back to me, without you getting all stressed out.
-
Ahem. :zoinks:
You two keep arguing and I'll just...
-
You'll just watch and wave TLW goodbye, when it heads to me.
-
You two keep on fighting, TLW and I find it amusing.
As I possess TLW, technically I am TLW :M
You are possessed by TLW. That's how TLW can roam back to me, without you getting all stressed out.
How can I demon be possessed you fool? :grrr: :M
I make TLW roam back to you for my own amusement :evillaugh:
-
That's because it's mine.
-
It's here, with me.
-
It was here all the time, and still is.
-
What is that "again" you are talking about. TLW never left my side.
-
What is that "again" you are talking about. TLW never left my side.
I made sure of that when I possessed it :grrr: :M
-
Back in the USSA. :comrade:
But still under my possession :M :grrr:
-
This is someone's "safe" thread.
Last word.
-
Last word.
:orly:
-
That wasn't a word :M
-
That wasn't a word :M
Well, you're not a word either so take that. :M
-
is this like "last one to post wins"?
-
Posting is more or less the same thing.
-
Yes.
-
Yes as in Yes, or yes as in no?
-
Yes
-
Yes, and we're farting together.
-
Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho#)
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Is posting a video a last word?
-
Not true, it is not you here with me.
-
Are there any benefits to having TLW?
-
Apart from the inherent coolness?
-
Is posting a video a last word?
It was a distraction so that I could possess TLW again. Some bastard exorcised it, but now it's mine again :grrr: :M
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Wrong
-
Wrong as in wrong, or wrong as in right?
-
I don't see how that is relevant anymore. :M
-
Wrong, in trying to tell Some_Bloke that he may have a possession problem, but he does not have the last word.
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Wrong, in trying to tell Some_Bloke that he may have a possession problem, but he does not have the last word.
I don't have a possession problem, but now that I've possessed TLW again it is you who has a possession problem! :evillaugh: :grrr:
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WHo left this TLW lying around?
Finders keepers.....
-
...losers weepers
-
Both of you are losers :M
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Thank you, I'll take TLW with me.
-
That one's a fake! :hahaha:
-
Check again. :hyke:
-
Check again. :hyke:
I checked it twice :M
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And it ran away, towards me.
-
And it ran away, towards me.
Nope, still here. :M
That one's a fake
-
And it ran away, towards me.
Nope, still here. :M
That one's a fake
If you repeat that lie often enough, you may even believe it yourself.
-
I believe in me.
-
And it ran away, towards me.
Nope, still here. :M
That one's a fake
If you repeat that lie often enough, you may even believe it yourself.
Belief (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqlqQsKG94I#ws)
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Last word.
-
Yes, Last Word.
-
It's like a relay race and I keep getting passed the baton.
-
It's a silly race, though.
-
Look what I found!
-
The Last Word, you silly.
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Hello everyone, my name is sg1008, and I have TLW.
:flyingbat:
-
You seem to have a problem. Realising this is the first step.
-
Please take a win off of the Pirates!
-
Because I said so!! :hitler:
-
You're only a Gopher. Remember that.
-
Look at Gary sulking:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Marmot-edit1.jpg/800px-Marmot-edit1.jpg)
-
I look contemplative. :orly:
-
It never did any marmot, gopher, or rodent any good to think. :M
-
Why not?
-
She should not be thinking with that pretty head of her.
-
Thank you for leaving it to me.
-
Thank you for leaving it to me.
And thank you for holding onto it while I went to the loo. :M
-
Because I said so!! :hitler:
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You see. Marmots only break down in hysterics when they try to use their brains.
-
They do?
-
:include:
-
I announce having TLW.
-
I announce having TLW.
It's a fake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs#)
-
No matter whose it is, it is here with me.
-
What if I said TLW was in my poop? Would you dig through my poop?
-
Quit pooping on the last word, SG. :hahaha:
-
Quit diggin through my shit. :hahaha:
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Stop it, you two.
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'Aight. I'll buy everyone some beers.
:beer:
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For you "beer" may be your last word.
TLW it is not.
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By the time that glass of yours is empty, TLW is long back snug and safe with me.
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Hello wordless ninja, do you like spying on the TLW sitting with me?
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I like taking it from you better!
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Because I said so!! :hitler:
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Why is it that every time I visit this thread, I have the TLW?
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Why is it that every time I visit this thread, I have the TLW?
You don't. It's merely me playing mindgames to confuse you.
I have always had TLW
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Oh, really?
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Oh, really?
Yep. In an M Night Shymalan plot twist I was revealed to be a demon who possessed TLW from the beginning :grrr: :M
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Until I stole it. :M
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Until I stole it. :M
I still possess it. :grrr: :M
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It's mine.
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It's mine.
Nope :grrr: :M
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That's what you think. :M
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For this thread? No need.
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I don't think so.
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Not.
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Silly man. That's not a last word. Last video, maybe.
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You lost, by thinking. :zoinks:
Not thinking at all is your way of doing things then? :autism:
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Take your silly arguments outside.
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It's here, with the purdy bovine.
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I win!! :GA:
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NO
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YES
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Nope :M
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Just give up.
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:flyingbat:
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This is though.
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I win again!! :GA:
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Pictographs make fine LWs.
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Words are not easy.
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TLW can be gentle and soft.
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Winner!! :GA:
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winnerder.
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Also known as "butt plugs". :zoinks:
You had TLW for 9 months. what was your secret??
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It comes naturally to me. :M
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It's mine :M :grrr:
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I'm cherishing it right now.
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Or so you are led to believe.
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I am sure.
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Of what?
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Of TLW being here with me.
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Mine! :grrr: :M
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Just passing by to win!! :GA:
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But not for long.
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Indeed not.
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It is a pretty word.
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It is a pretty word.
It's mine :M :grrr:
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Mine.
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Yours?
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Obviously.
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Obviously.
It's obviously mine :M
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Woo Hoo!! Winner!! :GA:
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It is still warm from my bed.
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A good thing, too, considering that it's a bit chilly here. :M
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Yes, that is why it will stay with me.
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Yes, that is why it will stay with me.
Nope, it's with me :M
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Dream on.
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I got the last word at work.
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What was it?
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Bye.
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How polite.
What was the word you would have said if you had not been raised so well?
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Winning!! :GA:
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Really?
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It's impossible to lose.
Win!! :GA:
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Yes.
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How polite.
What was the word you would have said if you had not been raised so well?
Three, actually:
Burn in hell.
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Those are good words.
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I'd have gone for 'go fuck yourself'. :finger:
I blame my updragging.
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Last word!! :GA:
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I'd have gone for 'go fuck yourself'. :finger:
I blame my updragging.
For a while I thought that was what I would say but simply leaving is more than enough.
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My brother was summoned that it was his last day and he had to leave his work clothes and shoes behind. (Long tedious law stuff before he was allowed to leave) He decided to undress right there in the shop and leave the clothes at the till.
Customers in the shop were a bit baffled. :laugh:
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:laugh:
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:headbang2:
this the way you post a post, post a post, post a post, this is the way you post a post - hey when you say it over and over it kind of sounds weird.... :apondering:
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A post is a post is a post.
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By any other name.
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indeed
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A last word is not always a last word, though. Sometimes it's just a lost word.
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Lost words don't last.
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Lost words don't last.
Not all those who wander are lost
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a lot of them are though.
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How can we determine who is lost and who isn't?
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Time will tell.
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But what when time can't tell? :apondering:
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Time can, even if it has to be non-verbal.
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Non-verbal communication is useless in this thread.
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By the time time tells what was the last word in this thread, this thread won't be used by posters any more.
Last.
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Last
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Alligator.
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Crocodile.
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Gharial
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Alligator.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Title+dam+you_e620d7_5205681.jpg)
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Caiman
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Lizard
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brain
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brain
Pinky
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The last word is in one of the boxes at the house. I'll set it free when I find it. Poor thing has been in storage, hiding from you lot, for 6 months.
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You are confusing things. Words, too.
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I have to inform Her Majesty that the last word could not be safely stored inside the box. There was no other option, six months ago, than to set it free.
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Is that thinking outside the box?
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The word doesn't have to think, it just is. :M
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True. Which is why it's here.
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It's being itself right here.
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It's being itself right here.
:mindblown:
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Here. :M
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Reclining here.
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Declining there. :smarty:
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Undermining here. :mischief:
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Overmining? :P
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Intertwining here.
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Last but not least.
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First to be last, last to be awesome. :headbang2:
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Awsome.
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Shocksome.
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Somewhat.
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Whatsome.
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Wholesome.
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Word.
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Game.
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Set.
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Ready.
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go.
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Allllllrrrrrrriiiiiight. :asthing:
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Got it. :cheer:
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Get it.
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I did.
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You sure about that?
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I did it again. :hyke:
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Oops.
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The last word is last
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Yes, time will tell what is last.
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Time will forget.
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Time already forgot :M
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Forgot what? :M
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Then this thread can go on when time is no more.
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glarp
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groan
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burp
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fart
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sniffle
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odeot always wins these because he has P.P.L.W.G.I.S.
watch, he'll respond to this
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You, OTOH, lose these because you're a M.O.R.O.N.
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:hahaha: :LMAO: :pwned:
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I'm not :pwned:
I'm just wondering how this thread slid off the radar.
That was kind of record stand, possibly.
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So, I win, now.
Did everyone leave this for him and I just didn't get it, at first?
If that is the case, then I have one message for the record holder:
You should have called me!
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Did everyone leave this for him and I just didn't get it, at first?
I don't think so. He was right, in that Odeon is usually the winner when these threads die off. There was another one of these that lasted longer. The last two posts there tells the tale. :lol1:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,15079.3855.html
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Well, in my mind he is disqualified from winning.
Competing, of course, but he can never win, due to obvious reasons.
Keeping us on our game is the best Odeon can ever do.
Edit to tip hat:
And he is an absolute marvel at doing so, when he has a moment to spare.
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Did everyone leave this for him and I just didn't get it, at first?
I don't think so. He was right, in that Odeon is usually the winner when these threads die off. There was another one of these that lasted longer. The last two posts there tells the tale. :lol1:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,15079.3855.html
This thread went from January, 2019 until I :junkie:
I am thinking that might be a record and Sad Sack wins this one for sure.
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There can be only one.