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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Scrapheap on May 01, 2007, 02:48:02 PM
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I wish i could've married this chick.
http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/womenintheworld/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=4799146>1=10013 (http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/womenintheworld/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=4799146>1=10013)
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Even though she finishes the article with : "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?
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Even though she finishes the article with : "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?
She's a woman. You can't expect her to be 100% logical and consequent. ;D
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Even though she finishes the article with : "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?
I quite enjoy not having and not needing tampons, thank you very much.
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Even though she finishes the article with : "There's a well-known saying in the pro-gun world: "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I understand why that makes sense — as long as it's referring to umbrellas and tampons. As for a gun, I've come to believe that not having it and not feeling like I need it is, by far, the best way to be." ?
I quite enjoy not having and not needing tampons, thank you very much.
Were you Joan of Arc in a former life ?? ;) :laugh:
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Joan of Arc didn't have periods?
How about after she had sex with
Giles de Rais?
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Joan of Arc didn't have periods?
How about after she had sex with
Giles de Rais?
What fucked-up human biology classes did you take in school?
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Joan of Arc didn't have periods?
How about after she had sex with
Giles de Rais?
What fucked-up human biology classes did you take in school?
I figured that it might have been some special 'gift'
having to do with her visions, and that her affair might
have ruined them.
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A COMMON whore wouldn't have interested Giles.
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Call yourself a saint, you're nothing but a common whore and as a common whore you shall suffer from the curse as you so deserve to. Each month your breasts will swell and your cunny will weep scarlet tears of shame.
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Sorry about that- I deleted it when I meant to edit.
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A COMMON whore wouldn't have interested Giles.
Obviously the voice of god disagrees.
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You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then. And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos. Those are for reformed sluts. I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.
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A COMMON whore wouldn't have interested Giles.
Obviously the voice of god disagrees.
No. The problem was that he was too
weak accept her power, and so he
destroyed it. I shan't make that
mistake again, if given the chance.
You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then. And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos. Those are for reformed sluts. I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.
While you're at it, would you mind removing the
old one? It's not working correctly any longer.
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You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then. And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos. Those are for reformed sluts. I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.
You might not have the physical means to weep real scarlet tears of shame, but you're still impure so will weep them in your heart.
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Tears of shame taste good.
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+ to both of you for rightly pwning me. :green:
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Tears of shame taste good.
Someone once told me they taste like pennies.
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Tears of shame taste good.
Someone once told me they taste like pennies.
Never tried Penny's; but different women taste differently.
Actually, I only really enjoyed one woman's menstrual blood.
She had REALLY heavy flow, and it was so sweet.
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.... I only really enjoyed one woman's menstrual blood.
She had REALLY heavy flow, and it was so sweet.
:puke:
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Tears of shame taste good.
Someone once told me they taste like pennies.
Never tried Penny's; but different women taste differently.
Actually, I only really enjoyed one woman's menstrual blood.
She had REALLY heavy flow, and it was so sweet.
This is a moot thing to say here on I2 by and large, but here, I think it's worth saying:
Ewwww.
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Making me hungry.
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:puke:
This is a moot thing to say here on I2 by and large, but here, I think it's worth saying:
Ewwww.
Oh gods. Don't tell me that neither of you has
been involved in at least one side of this? Normally,
it just tastes a little funky - big fucking deal. You
think semen tastes great? You think that every
ass is perfectly clean when you lick it?
Now, with this girl, what was nice was that it
tasted more like blood, and not so funky.
Plus, I like seeing my face covered in blood;
especially when it's not my own.
Making me hungry.
:plus: (if I could - at least somebody's not disturbed by something natural)
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I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.
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You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then. And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos. Those are for reformed sluts. I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.
:LMAO:
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I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.
So you mentioned this a couple of times. NEVER indicates you haven't
been gutted (unless very young). Why don't you bleed? Did you
start out male?
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I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.
So you mentioned this a couple of times. NEVER indicates you haven't
been gutted (unless very young). Why don't you bleed? Did you
start out male?
Nope. Female. Just a barren mutant.
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Nope. Female. Just a barren mutant.
Talk about lucky.
My wife would have killed
for that trait.
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I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.
So you mentioned this a couple of times. NEVER indicates you haven't
been gutted (unless very young). Why don't you bleed? Did you
start out male?
Nope. Female. Just a barren mutant.
You get to fuck to your heart's content without getting pregnant?? Must be nice.
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
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Nope. Female. Just a barren mutant.
Talk about lucky.
My wife would have killed
for that trait.
Me to
I begged and begged but you just can not find a doctor in this state willing to take out the perfectly healthy uterus out of a 23 year old
:'( :'( :'(
but i guess its a lot different when you have been giving the chose and for some woman it would be very sad not to be able
if you dont mind me asking
how do you feal about it?
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
What eggs?
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
What eggs?
PMS has ovaries that produce eggs. They just don't connect to anything.
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You get to fuck to your heart's content without getting pregnant?? Must be nice.
Me too. I'm surprised that you can get
knocked up. Somehow, I thought you
weren't the type.
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
You've asked before. The answer is still: Yes, but I'm never going to do that.
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
You've asked before. The answer is still: Yes, but I'm never going to do that.
Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
You've asked before. The answer is still: Yes, but I'm never going to do that.
Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?
I don't want more of me.
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
You've asked before. The answer is still: Yes, but I'm never going to do that.
Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?
I don't want more of me.
That could be taken a couple of ways.
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could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
You've asked before. The answer is still: Yes, but I'm never going to do that.
Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?
I don't want more of me.
That could be taken a couple of ways.
I noticed; I mean it more than one of them, though only one is relevant.
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Is it because one overshadows the rest, as it were?
I'm curious which one is relevant.
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which ones do you think i mean?
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I could only think of the spawnlings and the increase in your
own body size. There might be factors of mutant reproduction
that I don't understand though; for example, you might have
to clone yourself, in order to actually reproduce, so feel free
to add whatever I've missed.
Do you feel that there are any negative side effects to your
condition?
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Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).
No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.
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You sound truly blessed.
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Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).
No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.
You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. :angel:
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Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).
No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.
You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. :angel:
All of the fun, none of the risks. Well, OK, HALF the risks.
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Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).
No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.
You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. :angel:
Sounds like a good deal then.
All of the fun, none of the risks. Well, OK, HALF the risks.
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Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
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Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
I just want some of anyone, about now. Piss drunk though, so fuckin' ignore my ass.
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I guess I can't convince you I am not just trying to kiss your ass crazy, but it honestly does sadden me that you wont produce any offspring. Early retirement perhaps, but to let your traits die with you is a small tradegy.
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I guess I can't convince you I am not just trying to kiss your ass crazy, but it honestly does sadden me that you wont produce any offspring. Early retirement perhaps, but to let your traits die with you is a small tradegy.
Wish you'd kiss my ass.
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I don't feel that a legacy has to be genetic, or even parent-child sans genes, to be a worthy legacy.
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My legacy is destruction.
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Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?
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Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?
I'd settle for a couple of them.
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Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?
I'd settle for a couple of them.
This is why she protects them, so.
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A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. :P
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It'd be a gang of crazy bitches. :smarty:
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A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. :P
Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
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A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. :P
Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
They would "dance" like this: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
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A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. :P
Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
and they would crouch as they walked and snapped their fingers to each step.
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A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. :P
Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
and they would crouch as they walked and snapped their fingers to each step.
Thats the fucker! :LMAO: :plus:
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There are probably people out there with most if not all of your traits crazy, so you not producing offspring probably wont be the end of the possibility of a person with your traits, but I'd rather not run the risk.
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There are probably people out there with most if not all of your traits crazy, so you not producing offspring probably wont be the end of the possibility of a person with your traits, but I'd rather not run the risk.
the subtle flirt has turned into the overt flirt. :clap:
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What, you think it stands a chance of working?
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What, you think it stands a chance of working?
doubtful. though she may be flattered. i dunno.
still, i always appreciate the direct route.
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I am not flirting with her. I am trying to warm her up to the idea of having her eggs harvested(or maybe even have children). Maybe she wont be willing right now(not that I have the money for it), but maybe eventually she'll be willing.
I am smitten with crazy, but she is by far - extremely not smitten with me(so flirting with her would be pointless). I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of having her, because if I thought I did, I would try.
But seeing as how I really like her, I really DO wanna see more of her around, and it WILL sadden if her traits die with her.
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Nomaken, you have made the member's choice forum. I was actually laughing.
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. :P
Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance? ;)
and they would crouch as they walked and snapped their fingers to each step.
Lol.
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I've been shooting once and I loved it. I still have my third target of the day, shot from 7 yards away,
filled with holes mostly in the thoracic area. A bit of brass hit my leg. What a kick that was! :litigious:
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My bitches all carry glocks in their chanel handbags. :zoinks:
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My bitches all carry glocks in their chanel handbags. :zoinks:
Your bitches are chavs. :hahaha: :trollskull:
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I once brought an air-soft-gun to a female friend of mine, not really expecting her to care too much, I kind of hoped she would find it amusing enough (I brought a Glock 17 replica)
She found herself completely spellbound by it. For hours she would just sit and aim it in the air, load, pull the trigger, and repeat, completely in love with the power.
Anecdotal true story:
On my way home from there, a long distance bus, I had packed my bags, the plastic Glock on top of all my clothes, right beneath the bag's zipper.
I fall asleep on the bus, and wake up, all groggy, glancing at someone sitting by my feet, between seats, over my opened bag, robbing me right in front of my eyes
EXCEPT
He is looking right at my... Glock :'D Then at me. Then back at the Glock. I'm still too sleepy to fully comprehend what's going on, we're talking a second or two since I even opened my eyes, so all I really do is stare back.
He backs away slowly, goes back to his friend, both of whom I noticed when getting on the bus. And both of them get off at the next stop, which was in the middle of absolute nowhere
It wasnt untill after they had gotten off, that I slowly begun to piece together wtf had just happened
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I once brought an air-soft-gun to a female friend of mine, not really expecting her to care too much, I kind of hoped she would find it amusing enough (I brought a Glock 17 replica)
She found herself completely spellbound by it. For hours she would just sit and aim it in the air, load, pull the trigger, and repeat, completely in love with the power.
Anecdotal true story:
On my way home from there, a long distance bus, I had packed my bags, the plastic Glock on top of all my clothes, right beneath the bag's zipper.
I fall asleep on the bus, and wake up, all groggy, glancing at someone sitting by my feet, between seats, over my opened bag, robbing me right in front of my eyes
EXCEPT
He is looking right at my... Glock :'D Then at me. Then back at the Glock. I'm still too sleepy to fully comprehend what's going on, we're talking a second or two since I even opened my eyes, so all I really do is stare back.
He backs away slowly, goes back to his friend, both of whom I noticed when getting on the bus. And both of them get off at the next stop, which was in the middle of absolute nowhere
It wasnt untill after they had gotten off, that I slowly begun to piece together wtf had just happened
Oh hell yeah. Don't mess with the ZEGH! :tooledup:
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I once brought an air-soft-gun to a female friend of mine, not really expecting her to care too much, I kind of hoped she would find it amusing enough (I brought a Glock 17 replica)
She found herself completely spellbound by it. For hours she would just sit and aim it in the air, load, pull the trigger, and repeat, completely in love with the power.
Anecdotal true story:
On my way home from there, a long distance bus, I had packed my bags, the plastic Glock on top of all my clothes, right beneath the bag's zipper.
I fall asleep on the bus, and wake up, all groggy, glancing at someone sitting by my feet, between seats, over my opened bag, robbing me right in front of my eyes
EXCEPT
He is looking right at my... Glock :'D Then at me. Then back at the Glock. I'm still too sleepy to fully comprehend what's going on, we're talking a second or two since I even opened my eyes, so all I really do is stare back.
He backs away slowly, goes back to his friend, both of whom I noticed when getting on the bus. And both of them get off at the next stop, which was in the middle of absolute nowhere
It wasnt untill after they had gotten off, that I slowly begun to piece together wtf had just happened
....and sometimes even now, I think on that day. I think how it could have been. But then the past is immutable, the present is in our grasp, and the future has all its wonders for us to discover.
(Just thought Id round it off for you. Don't thank me.)
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My bitches all carry glocks in their chanel handbags. :zoinks:
Your bitches are chavs. :hahaha: :trollskull:
Don't be hating on my bitches. :zoinks: