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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: DukeNukem on February 06, 2010, 01:21:49 PM
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Try me ya tiny-balled peeps! I got Balls Of Steel™!
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do you have friends in real life?
how old are you?
do you know richard benson?
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Do you honestly think anyone here is bothered by your trolling attempts?
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do you have friends in real life?
how old are you?
do you know richard benson?
No.
Eighteen.
Who the hell is Richard Benson and why should I give a damn?
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Do you honestly think anyone here is bothered by your trolling attempts?
Uh... I do not know what "trolling" is. And if anyone were to be bothered by what I say or do here (Or anywhere, for that matter)...
They can suck on my Balls Of Steel™!
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
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This thread has very little entertainment value. Sorry. :yawn:
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?
That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".
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You were there?
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You were there?
Maybe... :evillaugh:
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?
That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".
Funny you should say that. The fuck that they can tell where my car was hit and where it ended up signifies that I can sue them. Where it not me paying attention the laws of physics would favour the other driver as I would not have ended up where I was. These things are assessed by someoen even smart than you. Doesn't feel bad though. grand attempt at meaningful communication. You are special.
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
That small huh. :orly:
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:rofl:
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
Don't take it personally. It's the same question he asks almost everyone.
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What will you do having balls of steel if you even need a MRI?
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What will you do having balls of steel if you even need a MRI?
:o
The risks associated with MRI aren’t limited to metal objects in the room. Any magnetic-susceptible metal in or on the body can also be affected by the magnetic force from an MRI. Metallic objects in the body, like surgical wires, clips and pacemakers can be pulled into the magnetic field. Serious injury or death can occur if the implant is dislodged (as in an aneurysm clip in the brain) or malfunctions (interference with a pacemaker). Metal can also heat during an MRI scan and cause severe burns in the surrounding area. Jewelry, electrode leads and foil-backed drug patches have been reported to cause serious burns during an MRI scan. Even metal fragments in tattoo ink or cosmetics can cause burns.
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Am I hero now for nailing Sins?
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Am I hero now for nailing Sins?
Yes. A heroine, actually. sinsboldy finally got the asskicking that she deserved! Nice work, Kit!
I shall award you with a 1:1 scale replica of my...
(http://www.bullsonwallstreet.com/blog/griffins_balls_of_steel.jpg)
Congratulations!
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What will you do having balls of steel if you even need a MRI?
I'm sorry, but you get no award from me. Try again!
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
am i gay?
want to have a pissing contest over experience with women?
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Are you DepressedMode, Zamathi or any one of those other fags?
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Are you DepressedMode, Zamathi or any one of those other fags?
I know he's not Depressed Mode, anyway.
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
am i gay?
want to have a pissing contest over experience with women?
Pissing contest? You're on! We will both drink as much water as possible and then piss. Whoever pisses the most... uh... piss... WINS! ;)
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Are you DepressedMode, Zamathi or any one of those other fags?
Play this video and you will know my answer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtUf3Xadmwg
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why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?
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why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?
Why are you so obsessed with sinsboldly?
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why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?
Why are you so obsessed with sinsboldly?
was a joke tbh. Going to change it soon, maybe to Lit.
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why are you so obsessed with Tim Tex?
I think there is a lot of love there
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
what you relly meant to say is: i can't get erect. that is why i have balls of steel. there is a large collection of unspewed semen in them.
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duke, fully erect, how long is your penis?
You have just answered your own question. Yes, you are gay. Because you inquire a man about the length of his shaft.
what you relly meant to say is: i can't get erect. that is why i have balls of steel. there is a large collection of unspewed semen in them.
Would you like to suck my Balls Of Steel(TM)?
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hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?
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hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?
I don't see what's so insulting by calling someone a bundle of sticks tied together.
And you are the bigot around here.
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hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?
I don't see what's so insulting by calling someone a bundle of sticks tied together.
And you are the bigot around here.
A stickophobe fuck this place is going down hill
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hey bigot, do you think that it is a putdown by calling someone a faggot?
I don't see what's so insulting by calling someone a bundle of sticks tied together.
And you are the bigot around here.
you may refer to me as the big nig.
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yesterday afternoon i put my penis in and out of some pussy until it threw up this white stuff.
when was the last time you got laid?
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yesterday afternoon i put my penis in and out of some pussy until it threw up this white stuff.
when was the last time you got laid?
You boned a cat until it threw up... Wow... You're an inspiration for birth control!
The last time I got laid was a few minutes ago. And yes, I used birth control because you inspired me to use it.
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Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??
I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)
Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
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Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??
I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)
Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
let's give him a chance.
duke, you remind me of that smelly. brown, dangly thing on my ass hair.
what do i remind you of?
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Who is ignoring you?
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?
That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".
They have roads in OZ ? How modern
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yellow brick ones.
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Who is ignoring you?
Phlexor, the one who has the avatar of the penis with sunglasses.
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?
That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".
They have roads in OZ ? How modern
You would be surprised. In fact most of us have stopped riding in kangaroo pouches to work and take the car instead :P
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Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.
The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.
Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards
This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.
You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.
Is that clear?
I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?
That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".
They have roads in OZ ? How modern
You would be surprised. In fact most of us have stopped riding in kangaroo pouches to work and take the car instead :P
Except you, you're back to kangaroo pouches.
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OK, I'll ask this a second time...
Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??
I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)
Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
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OK, I'll ask this a second time...
Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??
I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)
Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
No, but I jerked off to that picture you had in your post (and saved it to my computer in case you take it off like the smiley at the end of THIS post would do). :wanker:
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still not funny....but yes it is a nice pic
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OK, I'll ask this a second time...
Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??
I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)
Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??
No, but I jerked off to that picture you had in your post (and saved it to my computer in case you take it off like the smiley at the end of THIS post would do). :wanker:
That's not very funny but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. Try again, preferably without the wanking (cos let's face it, that's not funny).
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Are you TimTexisaWhinyBitch?
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Are you TimTexisaWhinyBitch?
This isn't a safe place to ask that. The WP mods read these pages.
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Copied from Duke's SuperBoyIan appreciation thread:
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/andrew123.jpg)
Is this you, Dukey?
Are you TimTexisaWhinyBitch?
This isn't a safe place to ask that. The WP mods read these pages.
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Looks like Warren from Empire Records
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Looks like Warren from Empire Records
"My name's not freakin' Warren!" :laugh:
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NOTICE: I will not answer any more of your stupid questions. Have a nice day, penises!
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if you are not coming back, would you mind leaving AFF off your tour also :finger:
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He luuuurves us. :zoinks:
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NOTICE: I will not answer any more of your stupid questions. Have a nice day, penises!
Why?
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(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/idiot.jpg)
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Kevv is the president here so why don't you give that moronic picture a rest?
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VOTE FOR DUKE NUKEM AS PRESIDENT OF I2!!!
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Bump
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I have a question.
How damaged was the car that hit you? :orly:
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I have a question. Didn't you leave? :autism: