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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: The_P on June 02, 2007, 09:28:50 AM

Title: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: The_P on June 02, 2007, 09:28:50 AM
I'm calling you fuckers out because you're still making Robert upset by sniping at him with your twatty replies on AV while spying on him on Intensity, with the use of multiple accounts, to discourage the poor fucker to move on. Thanks to your pettiness, he has to delete his account at AV to prevent any further damage on his well-being.

Robert's my friend, and I'm sticking up for the guy, so bring it, you fucks.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Leto729 on June 02, 2007, 11:11:22 AM
Who are these two?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 02, 2007, 11:20:30 AM
"omega_shemale" and "Laz the Great who can't get enough of himself"
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Leto729 on June 02, 2007, 11:44:16 AM
"omega_shemale" and "Laz the Great who can't get enough of himself"
Okay I see.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: McGiver on June 02, 2007, 02:11:25 PM
"omega_shemale" and "Laz the Great who can't get enough of himself"
he can't get enough of himself, or enough food in his mouth.  i may be chunky, but that fucker is morbidly obese.  and he is still very young.
wtf, stop eating man.  you're killing yourself.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 02, 2007, 02:33:51 PM
Perhaps thats why omega and lardz are friends. They are both pretty fat. Emma must be going on 13 stone, at least! Lardz - I say 16 stone. >:D
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: duncvis on June 02, 2007, 02:47:36 PM
I'm 21 stone. I win!!!!11eleventy-one!!  :green:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 02, 2007, 02:51:56 PM
"Fat Boy Fat is fucking in heaven, fucking in heaven, fucking in heaven..."

 :angel:

Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: duncvis on June 02, 2007, 03:08:58 PM
Luckily I was a BIG cunt before I became a FAT cunt, which is probably how I got to this weight without noticing... hopefully I'll be 18 stone and relatively svelte (for my size) by Xmas. Anyone want to be my sponsor? :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 02, 2007, 03:12:18 PM
does it involve cash?  or can i just clap politely, and say "jolly good show", etc.?  or is it like AA sponsors, where you phone me up every time you have a wobble?  er...  maybe not the best phrase to have chosen...

(FOOWL!)
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: duncvis on June 02, 2007, 03:53:37 PM
Yaying is optional. Cash is unwise as I would use it to buy delicious Belgian beer. And I don't wobble much. Mainly because I'm too heavy to jump.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 01:07:58 AM
i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite".  alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil.  mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 03, 2007, 03:38:41 AM
i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.

Honestly, Vivi - you are as mischievious as I remember you! :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 03:59:31 AM
one tries, dear boy, one tries...
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 05:53:28 AM
I'm 21 stone. I win!!!!11eleventy-one!!  :green:

That's because you had a head-start, you pillock.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 03, 2007, 06:30:52 AM
one tries, dear boy, one tries...

I'm not trying it on, Vivi - I promise! :angel:

I don't think you're quite my type anyway. :)
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 08:29:32 AM
i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite".  alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil.  mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.
is there any video from this night?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 03, 2007, 08:36:30 AM
i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite".  alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil.  mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.
is there any video from this night?

Yeah, come on, Vivi - you've got us all curious now! ;)
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:47:03 AM
one tries, dear boy, one tries...

I'm not trying it on, Vivi - I promise! :angel:

I don't think you're quite my type anyway. :)

i meant me, you noodle, not you.  sigh...

i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite".  alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil.  mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.
is there any video from this night?

Yeah, come on, Vivi - you've got us all curious now! ;)

sadly no, only a CD.  which i keep losing, accidentally-on-purpose.  bastard thing's like a boomerang, though.

tell you what, i'll sing it for you all, right now!  you can tell me what you think in about 3 minutes.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Callaway on June 03, 2007, 12:13:24 PM
one tries, dear boy, one tries...

I'm not trying it on, Vivi - I promise! :angel:

I don't think you're quite my type anyway. :)

i meant me, you noodle, not you.  sigh...

i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite".  alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil.  mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.
is there any video from this night?

Yeah, come on, Vivi - you've got us all curious now! ;)

sadly no, only a CD.  which i keep losing, accidentally-on-purpose.  bastard thing's like a boomerang, though.

tell you what, i'll sing it for you all, right now!  you can tell me what you think in about 3 minutes.

I'll bet that you were adorable.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 12:16:00 PM
erm, not the first adjective that springs to mind...

but  :-* anyway.   ;D
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 04:04:44 PM
oh shut the fuck up. if someone cant move on without there "friends" there obviously a pussy
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 03, 2007, 04:13:02 PM
oh shut the fuck up. if someone cant move on without there "friends" there obviously a pussy

 ::)
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 04:26:34 PM
oh shut the fuck up. if someone cant move on without there "friends" there obviously a pussy

It's perfectly natural for people to feel upset over the friendships they thought they had with other people. Just because you find it easy to shut yourself away from the world doesn't mean that we have to follow suit.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: RobertN on June 03, 2007, 04:39:46 PM
oh shut the fuck up. if someone cant move on without there "friends" there obviously a pussy

It's perfectly natural for people to feel upset over the friendships they thought they had with other people. Just because you find it easy to shut yourself away from the world doesn't mean that we have to follow suit.

QFT.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 04:40:49 PM
oh shut the fuck up. if someone cant move on without there "friends" there obviously a pussy

It's perfectly natural for people to feel upset over the friendships they thought they had with other people. Just because you find it easy to shut yourself away from the world doesn't mean that we have to follow suit.

QFT.


Richard's just a belligerent dipshit, anyway. How can I expect to take someone like that seriously?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2007, 06:53:20 PM
He treats mormons well.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 03, 2007, 11:38:57 PM
i read that as "morons", at first.  seems so much more apposite, somehow...   :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 02:36:19 AM
oh shut the fuck up. if someone cant move on without there "friends" there obviously a pussy

shut the fuck up yerself, oh angry afro. don't you have a mirror to be decorating with cock snot right about now?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 02:43:19 AM
surely he's run out of them by now?  i mean, can there be that many in the known universe?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: duncvis on June 04, 2007, 02:52:17 AM
apparently.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 02:53:51 AM
my word.  the tapestry of life is indeed rich and strange.   8)
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Leto729 on June 04, 2007, 02:24:47 PM
We all web Our Tapestry of Life.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 02:35:50 PM
We all web Our Tapestry of Life.
i weave a tangled web of confucious.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 03:09:25 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/SpiderWeb.jpg/600px-SpiderWeb.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 06:48:22 PM
i think that spider webs are beautiful.
i have been known to stare at them complete, or making them for a half hour or more.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:05:09 PM
Have you ever watched them during
a spinning competition?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
Have you ever watched them during
a spinning competition?
are there events for just such a thing>
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 09:50:09 PM
You need to ask nicely to be invited,
unless you are part arachnid.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:47:04 PM
never seen one being spun, but they fascinate me, and i spend ages looking at them too, McQ.  i've seen three dimensional ones, before now, so covered in dew they looked like spun diamonds.  awesome, in the true sense of the word.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 04, 2007, 10:48:08 PM
I get those all spring here.
The bridge that I cross in the
morning is laced with them.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: McGiver on June 05, 2007, 05:54:22 AM
never seen one being spun, but they fascinate me, and i spend ages looking at them too, McQ.  i've seen three dimensional ones, before now, so covered in dew they looked like spun diamonds.  awesome, in the true sense of the word.
i am jealous.  you spiders must be more evolved than ours.  i have only seen flat ones.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 10:05:42 AM
it's a real shame i didn't get a photo of it, McQ - you'd have loved it.  :(

I get those all spring here.
The bridge that I cross in the
morning is laced with them.

how fucking gorgeous is that?  :heart:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: El on June 05, 2007, 11:45:02 AM
A lovely video on web building:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 12:41:35 PM
A lovely video on web building:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

hilarious!  can i be the crack spider's bitch?  :laugh:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: El on June 05, 2007, 12:46:04 PM
A lovely video on web building:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

hilarious!  can i be the crack spider's bitch?  :laugh:

 :plus:
Certainly.  :stoned:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 12:52:46 PM
 :plus:

I thought it was serious
at first.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 12:57:11 PM
so did i.  it took me quite a long time to get over the "animal cruelty" angle, to be honest.   :-[
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 12:59:46 PM
The Hammock is where I caught on.  :green:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:09:45 PM
lol.  me too.

actually, do me a favour, would you?

get the fuck out of my head!    :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:21:33 PM
But where else can I fuck you?
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:24:52 PM
i nearly ruptured something laughing at that.  brilliant!  :plus:

well, i have my own house, with a garden, and even a firepit, so we wouldn't get too cold if al fresco was on the menu.  or there's my temple (can be a bit extreme in there, though, be warned).  or several other rooms.

other than that, i'm open to suggestion...   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:27:04 PM
But, since neither of us is willing
to move....
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:27:47 PM
oops - had to rush off for a... glass of wine, and hit "post" by mistake. so...

the other answer is:  the usual orifices.  i might be weird, but i ain't that weird.  besides, i'm alive - isn't that enough of a departure for you?   :-*
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:28:17 PM
But, since neither of us is willing
to move....

"For you, Baby, I could be."
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Calandale on June 05, 2007, 01:31:37 PM
i'm alive - isn't that enough of a departure for you?   :-*

They always start out that way.  >:D

"For you, Baby, I could be."

Put me on a cold stone slab then,
in a dungeon unlit.
Come to me bearing a torch,
and see if you can bring me to life.
Title: Re: Lardz and Emoga
Post by: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:35:49 PM
coming right up.  in every sense of the phrase...   :-*