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Title: Murder in town last night
Post by: Parts on August 24, 2009, 07:16:02 AM
We had a murder in town last night details are few but the guy was shot 6 times on a road I drive on all the time.  We'll see if they can solve this one unlike the last.  The tend to just enjoy busting teens balls.  It took tree cop  cars to stop and ticket my son when he was 13 for riding thru a parking lot they said was posted no trespassing (It wasn't I have photos).  And then there was the multimillion dollar theft at a warehouse that's still unsolved.  Well hope they get this one at least but I'm not holding my breath
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: TheoK on August 24, 2009, 07:56:16 AM
The pigs are the same everywhere.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: matthe on August 24, 2009, 08:12:38 AM
theyll prolly give some poor inocent the death penalty. hope you have an alibi
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: Phlexor on August 24, 2009, 09:48:47 AM
We had a murder in town last night details are few but the guy was shot 6 times on a road I drive on all the time.  We'll see if they can solve this one unlike the last.  The tend to just enjoy busting teens balls.  It took tree cop  cars to stop and ticket my son when he was 13 for riding thru a parking lot they said was posted no trespassing (It wasn't I have photos).  And then there was the multimillion dollar theft at a warehouse that's still unsolved.  Well hope they get this one at least but I'm not holding my breath

Way to go parts! That should show all your other late payers why they need to pay you on time in future..... "We'll see if they can solve this one unlike the last." I can imagine you chuckling after saying that. You are just too smart, the cops will never find you.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: SleepyDragon on August 24, 2009, 11:11:37 PM
And don't let's get started on that spate of traffic-cone misdemeanours.  :lol:
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: Phlexor on August 25, 2009, 01:27:10 AM
And don't let's get started on that spate of traffic-cone misdemeanours.  :lol:

See, the warning signs were there all along.

Truly the action of a sick and twisted mind.
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: renaeden on August 25, 2009, 03:31:31 AM
parts didn't steal millions of dollars - he stole road cones.
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: TheoK on August 25, 2009, 04:12:11 AM
Road cones and road signs are evil.  8)
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: Parts on August 31, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
They apparently caught the guy who did it It helps he is Hispanic  the cops hate them around here
Title: Re: Murder in town last night
Post by: Phlexor on September 01, 2009, 08:25:42 AM
They apparently caught the guy who did it It helps he is Hispanic  the cops hate them around here

Congrats on finding someone to take the fall man. That should take the heat off of you for a long while.  ;)