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Title: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Adam on September 08, 2009, 07:55:22 PM
is it too dirty?

do you only shake hands while wearing gloves?

when this disgusting behaviour dies out, will historians look at us and think what revolting creatures we must have been?

Discuss
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Parts on September 08, 2009, 07:59:01 PM
I prefer not to shake hands but will when I have to. I usually tell people I am getting a cold or that they are dirty.  I never shook hand with gloves on, and I don't think it will die out anytime soon unless there is an epidemic or something
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Adam on September 08, 2009, 08:01:27 PM
you tell people they are dirty?

do they punch you in teh face?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: SleepyDragon on September 08, 2009, 08:12:04 PM
Just keep your arms stiffly down at your sides, and bow instead.  :lol:

As women, we used to be able to avoid all that social-handshaking nonsense. Being female, we were presumed not to be bearing weapons, and thus had no need to proffer a visibly-empty hand to anyone to demonstrate our good intentions. All that has changed. Myself I have little problem with shaking anyone's hand; what I dislike is when they lunge in for the kiss on the cheek. Eeew, get off! :yikes: :jedi:
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Parts on September 08, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Well both are dirty  :P

The kissing thing has to go along with the hugging
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Icequeen on September 08, 2009, 08:26:24 PM
I mostly get the hugging. :zombiefuck:

Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Adam on September 08, 2009, 08:29:38 PM
no one ever hugs me but that's ok
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2009, 09:35:52 PM
If you seriously want to fuck someone up during a handshake, tickle them with your middle finger while doing it.....  :evillaugh:

Do that a few times and nobody will come within cooee of your hand again.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: 'andersom' on September 09, 2009, 02:05:32 AM
Oh well, handshaking is the way to transfer a lot of diseases.
Just had to spam the village with government information because of the SwineFlu, Definitely transmitted by handshakes.  :zombiefuck:

But I do not really mind shaking hands. (I hardly get into situations where I have to lately) I think I pick up germs everywhere. Don't mind the sensation of a handshake either. As long as no-one touches the back of my hand lightly. I truly hate that. Kind of hurts, without pain. Even thinking of it makes me squirm.

I hate it being touched by people I don't like or trust, but love a good hug from someone I like. Crave for physical contact. And am a huggy kind of Aspie. More physical than people in general.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: TheoK on September 09, 2009, 02:09:45 AM
The Italian fascists actually tried to ban handshaking and replacing it with the Roman salute, but it failed.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Blasted on September 09, 2009, 08:52:00 AM
Just keep your arms stiffly down at your sides, and bow instead.  :lol:

As women, we used to be able to avoid all that social-handshaking nonsense. Being female, we were presumed not to be bearing weapons, and thus had no need to proffer a visibly-empty hand to anyone to demonstrate our good intentions. All that has changed. Myself I have little problem with shaking anyone's hand; what I dislike is when they lunge in for the kiss on the cheek. Eeew, get off! :yikes: :jedi:

In Poland there's a habit (especially amongst old horrible ladies) to kiss the cheek three times  :zombiefuck:  As in left, right, left.  Worst thing is that there is no way to duck out of it or you're classed as rude.  Also in school, in the first 2 weeks everyone went through a honeymoon period (this is still Poland, obviously  ::) ) and kissed each other's cheeks to say hi every morning.  EVERYONE had to do it, even this horribly spot-covered girl.  Eurgh thinking of it still makes me gag.

As for hand-shaking, we should just all wear gloves  :zoinks:  I hate it when people have really sweaty hands.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 09, 2009, 09:02:59 AM
Just keep your arms stiffly down at your sides, and bow instead.  :lol:

As women, we used to be able to avoid all that social-handshaking nonsense. Being female, we were presumed not to be bearing weapons, and thus had no need to proffer a visibly-empty hand to anyone to demonstrate our good intentions. All that has changed. Myself I have little problem with shaking anyone's hand; what I dislike is when they lunge in for the kiss on the cheek. Eeew, get off! :yikes: :jedi:

In Poland there's a habit (especially amongst old horrible ladies) to kiss the cheek three times  :zombiefuck:  As in left, right, left.  Worst thing is that there is no way to duck out of it or you're classed as rude.  Also in school, in the first 2 weeks everyone went through a honeymoon period (this is still Poland, obviously  ::) ) and kissed each other's cheeks to say hi every morning.  EVERYONE had to do it, even this horribly spot-covered girl.  Eurgh thinking of it still makes me gag.

As for hand-shaking, we should just all wear gloves  :zoinks:  I hate it when people have really sweaty hands.

I can only imagine what happens when one person has the flu and everyone is kissing cheeks. It would spread fast.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Soleiyu on September 09, 2009, 09:15:23 AM
It's a disgusting western custom. Another reason why I prefer eastern and especially japanese. They usually bow instead of hand shaking.

In western pig culture, it's considered a sign of character and dignity to have a "firm and convincing" handshake. That's pathetic imo. Who wants to be like Bill Clinton or Donald comb-over, really?

When I see an Ivy-League JFK-type with a "firm and convincing" handshake, a gentleman's spirit, Ralph Lauren, a burger in his stomach and bit of "Rock'n'Roll" I feel like killing something.

I don't shake hands if it can be avoided.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Phlexor on September 12, 2009, 12:40:47 PM
It's a disgusting western custom. Another reason why I prefer eastern and especially japanese. They usually bow instead of hand shaking.

In western pig culture, it's considered a sign of character and dignity to have a "firm and convincing" handshake. That's pathetic imo. Who wants to be like Bill Clinton or Donald comb-over, really?

When I see an Ivy-League JFK-type with a "firm and convincing" handshake, a gentleman's spirit, Ralph Lauren, a burger in his stomach and bit of "Rock'n'Roll" I feel like killing something.

I don't shake hands if it can be avoided.

Fuck off douchbag
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Silk on September 12, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
I doesn't bother me because I always wash my hands afterwards. I despise kissing on the cheek. Cheek kissers know how to latch on to you so you can't escape, and they always make that horrible smooching sound. ::shudders::
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: El on September 12, 2009, 06:28:49 PM
I guess the swine flu has an upside?

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The Swedish Football Association has recommended players avoid shaking hands before and after matches because of fears over the spread of swine flu.

There has been one reported case of the illness in Sweden with several players from one team sidelined, but as yet no top-division sides affected.

"It's not a ban, but a recommendation," said Per Renstrom, the SFA physician.

"It's up to the players, but during a shorter period we think that handshakes should be avoided."

The Swedish Football Association has more than 3,300 member clubs with a total of more than one million members.

Renstrom, a former sports medicine professor at the University of Vermont, said it's up to the discretion of team leaders to recommend if handshakes should be avoided during World Cup qualifiers.

In July, Manchester City defender Micah Richards was diagnosed with swine flu whilst on holiday in Ibiza but recovered fully following a period of quarantine and treatment.

In the same month, French league club Monaco revealed that four players were being treated for the illness, all of which made a full recovery.

In May, two Mexican clubs - Chivas Guadalajara and San Luis - withdrew from South America's Copa Libertadores because of the swine flu outbreak in the country.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/8247338.stm


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Swine flu has put an end to a beloved French custom, at least for now.

France's health ministry has issued a warning that the air kiss, or "la bise," could spread the H1N1 virus.

Worries about the possible winter pandemic have lead one major corporation, the insurance giant AXA, to insist that employees salute each other in place of a kiss or a handshake, reports Telegraph.co.uk. Some companies are asking that employees respect a one-yard buffer zone between each other.

"It might seem excessive, but given that it [the virus] might knock out half the population, fear of others will set in and people will say if 'I kiss my colleague, I might catch it,'" Frederic Chapelle, a psychiatrist, told Le Parisien.

The bise ban was first implemented in the town of Guilvenec in Brittany where the mayor told teachers and students not to kiss anymore.

"I felt the protections sought to wash hands regularly, not throw used handkerchiefs around, and not cough any old way had no meaning if we let the kids keep kissing," the mayor said.

A "bise box" has been introduced at schools into which pupils slip heart-shaped greetings that are passed around.

The ban is not yet a legal measure, but is just one of the many health protocols that will be introduced this winter. While foreign visitors may welcome not getting double-pecked at every turn, the French worry the kiss may become part of their past.

"What if la bise disappeared from our customs for good after H1N1's passage," asked Pascal Riche in a news Web site rue89.fr. Until now, he wrote, people "didn't realize risks they ran by touching each other, and it was better that way."

Riche called on the French to "enter resistance" against the ban on kissing, drinking from the same glass and backslapping.

from http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2009/09/08/2009-09-08_la_bise_is_a_swine_flu_casualty_french_govt_warns_against_cheek_kisses_due_to_h1.html
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Blasted on September 12, 2009, 06:35:40 PM
I didn't get to go to Glastonbury cause of stupid swine flu  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Adam on September 12, 2009, 06:37:56 PM
swine flu was a massive disappointment

the way they built it up i was expecting mass graves and bodies in the street

bubonic plague would have been better  >:(
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 13, 2009, 05:17:50 AM
Well, we did cop a recent dose of Soleiyu, if that's any help.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: 'andersom' on September 13, 2009, 03:40:41 PM
swine flu was a massive disappointment

the way they built it up i was expecting mass graves and bodies in the street

bubonic plague would have been better  >:(

Well, you could try visiting China, the plague does pop up there regularly.
But somehow it does not spread world wide.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 13, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
Suprisingly, conditions aren't as conducive to bubonic plague as they were back in the 14th and 17th centuries. Even though we have more movement of people around the globe. Just shows how much medical science has done to sort the problem out.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: renaeden on September 22, 2009, 04:15:19 AM
swine flu was a massive disappointment

the way they built it up i was expecting mass graves and bodies in the street

bubonic plague would have been better  >:(
I had the H1N1. It wasn't as bad as the flu I had before it, in 2002.
I think the H1N1 will spread again in the northern hemisphere this coming winter.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: renaeden on February 21, 2017, 06:06:46 AM
My stepdad likes my hand-shake, he says it's a strong one. My mum gives wussy hand-shakes, not even her whole hand, ugh. It was the way she learnt it growing up.

I loved it in Japan - bow to everyone. Only thing is, everyone wants to give you a business card, which is a way of transferring germs. And it's the height of rudeness not to accept those cards.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Jack on February 21, 2017, 05:20:47 PM
Don't refuse handshakes, but also don't offer them. It's not a germ thing; it simply doesn't occur to me to touch strangers. The worst are people who want high fives; it strikes as apish behavior and can't stand it. Husband likes anything that makes me laugh, so my contempt for the high five is a delight for him. Never see it coming when he does it, so it's always an initial reaction of annoyance followed by a laughter filled fuck you.
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 21, 2017, 05:25:02 PM
Don't refuse handshakes, but also don't offer them. It's not a germ thing; it simply doesn't occur to me to touch strangers. The worst are people who want high fives; it strikes as apish behavior and can't stand it. Husband likes anything that makes me laugh, so my contempt for the high five is a delight for him. Never see it coming when he does it, so it's always an initial reaction of annoyance followed by a laughter filled fuck you.

  You and the husband sound like a wonderful match.  :lovelove:
Title: Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
Post by: Jack on February 21, 2017, 05:31:46 PM
He's alright. :M