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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Al Swearegen on November 26, 2009, 06:34:01 AM
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I miss her. Zaftig was a lovely kid. She was scared, shy and unassuming. Funny girl.
Most of all she loved her Mum. I think that is important.
She REALLY loved her Mum.
Do tell.
Would give you nightmares.
Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons. Disturbing stuff.
:zoinks:
Strange kid.
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:indeed: That is one twisted post. :lol:
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Hmm...a few words that should never be used in the same sentence.
* Me
* My mother
* strap-ons
:zombiefuck:
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After reading that I will never be able to think of those old expressions "In a family way" or "keeping it in the family", without giggling like a schoolkid. :lol:
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Incest...a game the whole family can play. :facepalm2:
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:lol:
My, aren't you lame.
MILFs are hot. But I would never fuck one. Especially after some dreams I've been having lately.
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HAHAHAHAHA
Do tell.
Would give you nightmares.
Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons. Disturbing stuff.
I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.
I think you just pwned yourself with this thread :orly:
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I thought zaftig was Gus.
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I thought zaftig was Gus.
I am :laugh:
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HAHAHAHAHA
Do tell.
Would give you nightmares.
Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons. Disturbing stuff.
I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.
I think you just pwned yourself with this thread :orly:
You think so? I dunno.
"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."
I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.
But go on something you were saying about me pwning myself somehow. Don't see it, but then I don't see most of what you try so feebly to communicate to others (and that is not something I have a real problem with).
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"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."
I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.
That would be hilarious :lol:
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God you're a pathetic man.
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C'mon you aren't too butthurt to find any humour in this?
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Me and you have a different sense of "humour" Les :zoinks:
But I was referring more to how you actually bothered to dig that up
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Actually YOU did. That was one of the threads you recently necro-bumped. Zaftig/Bint can thank you for bringing it to my attention. Funny thread. :)
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OK my mistake. I didn't look to see which thread it was from
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You think so? I dunno.
"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."
I think so entirely.
Sorry are we still talking about having a kinky "sportsmen double" with a kinky fantasy family(..)?
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"...and we have a winner folks...Zaftig has won by a head(job) and her Mum came last...thanks for tuning in sports fans. We will leaves these two ugly incestuous sweating bodies and return you to the normal program. Goodnight"
:o
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Ohmahgawd you're so FUNNY
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I entertain myself. That is all i am trying for. Glad you like it though. It is kinda dedicated to you after all. :angel:
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I wonder how many times Les has insisted that he's having fun, laughing, entertaining himself, finding this all hilarious?
:zoinks:
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I wonder how many times Les has insisted that he's having fun, laughing, entertaining himself, finding this all hilarious?
:zoinks:
Can't beat 'em, join 'em seems to be the order of the day here.
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But we did beat him ???
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Fuck off Phlexor ;)
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:lol:
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You have not woken up yet Soph. You are still stupid, dreaming and talking bullshit.
Time for a shower to wake yourself up. Won't help the bullshit and stupidity but you may have a chance at recognising that reality is a little different from retarded dreams.
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I've already had a shower, but thanks for being so concerned 8)
Got nothing else? That why you resort to the OCD insults? lol Lame
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But we did beat him ???
Denial is a great thing.
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Fuck off Phlexor ;)
Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself :zoinks:
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When someone resorts to making HUGE long posts attacking someone for being transgendered, being a virgin, having OCD and having been kicked out of their house, doesn't that kinda show that they've lost? :hahaha:
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Fuck off Phlexor ;)
Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself :zoinks:
You sir are just bursting with wit today 8)
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When someone resorts to making HUGE long posts attacking someone for being transgendered, being a virgin, having OCD and having been kicked out of their house, doesn't that kinda show that they've lost? :hahaha:
Err, not really.
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Sure Phlexor, sure it doesn't :thumbup:
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When someone resorts to making HUGE long posts attacking someone for being transgendered, being a virgin, having OCD and having been kicked out of their house, doesn't that kinda show that they've lost? :hahaha:
Nah. What was the intention, what was the desired result, what was the effect and actual result? What is this "lost" you speak of?
You don't have to answer now. Take a quick shower and I will wait. :laugh:
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You go and take a shower and drown in it, disgusting repulsive piece of shit
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No shit goes in the toilet....before the shower. Am I right?
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les i dunno what you get out of picking on soph and gus but it's pathetic. that kinda shows you've lost. :thumbup:
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les i dunno what you get out of picking on soph and gus but it's pathetic. that kinda shows you've lost. :thumbup:
Lost what exactly? Don't answer, it is kinda rhetorical, because you will give some crazy answer that I probably won't read. Good to have you here anyhow filling up space on the forum.
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les i dunno what you get out of picking on soph and gus but it's pathetic. that kinda shows you've lost. :thumbup:
It's the sign of a winnah! :zoinks:
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Don't answer, it is kinda rhetorical, because you will give some crazy answer that I probably won't read. Good to have you here anyhow filling up space on the forum.
Likewise to you Less. Your walls of misspelt, rambling texts are always fascinating to read :zoinks:
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You always write very interesting posts and never spam. It is the feature of you that is best loved with the members of I2. A talent you share with the second half of your uni-mind with Soph.
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My spam is at least given in digestable chunks, your posts which you take seriously, may I add, are enough to give people heartburn :zoinks:
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Keep telling yourself that Bint and you will probably convince yourself (Soph too by osmosis)
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Keep telling yourself that Bint and you will probably convince yourself (Soph too by osmosis)
Hurr hurr. Very clever Less :o I'm astounded. Did one of your children help you with that? Surely, such a thicko like you couldn't know what osmosis is :twitch:
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I am sure you are astounded by much less.
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Go and look in a mirror, shit-for-brains
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Go and look in a mirror, shit-for-brains
Shush you silly girl. Post in the callout thread. That is what it is there for
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ozzie mayte! it's ozzie! ozzie in the sky!
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ozzie mayte! it's ozzie! ozzie in the sky!
OK??? :plus: ???