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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: TheoK on January 21, 2009, 11:45:41 AM
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Ok, guys. Let's list all things we think are wrong with women. I start (of course):
* They are physically weaker, ruled by their feelings and morally corrupted.
* They have boring, shallow interests but nevertheless think they're "cultivated" and "deep".
* They lack the sense for justice. They pity worthless bums but treat nice guys like shit.
* They often like bloody foreginers; the meaner, stupider and more disgusting the better; Niggers and Arabs.
* They discuss idiotic TV programs like Oprah and Ricki Lake instead of interesting stuff like History Channel and Discovery.
* They read stupid novels or weekly magazines instead of history books, philosophy, gun facts etc.
* They always play the insulted victim.
* They lack the sense of humour.
* They lack the ability for an "Eureka!" experience.
* They complain.
* They complain.
* They complain.
* When they try to be "manly", they always imitate the worst male characteristics. A woman with power is like an evil-to-his-bones castrated man but worse.
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Men and women are as bad as each other.
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Because you have so much experience. ::)
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Men and women are as bad as each other.
:agreed:
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Because you have so much experience. ::)
It's not experience - it's common sense. Not everything is black and white.
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No, common sense says that women are like men. Experience tells you thye're not.
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Man or woman they are still people therefore they suck :P
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Man or woman they are still people therefore they suck :P
:agreed:
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many women, in my experience, are money grubbing attention whores.
i live in southern california.
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many women, in my experience, are money grubbing attention whores.
i live in southern california.
Swedish women aren't that money grubbing but they're attention whores. And they dump you whenever it suits them.
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many women, in my experience, are money grubbing attention whores.
i live in southern california.
Swedish women aren't that money grubbing but they're attention whores. And they dump you whenever it suits them.
at least they are willing to drink your piss.
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many women, in my experience, are money grubbing attention whores.
i live in southern california.
Swedish women aren't that money grubbing but they're attention whores. And they dump you whenever it suits them.
at least they are willing to drink your piss.
Some of them. :P
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Men and women are as bad as each other.
Each gender is by and large immune to the rich, pungent scent of its own repugnant bullshit.
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Men and women are as bad as each other.
Each gender is by and large immune to the rich, pungent scent of its own repugnant bullshit.
:agreed:
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- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim :angel:
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:agreed:
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- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim :angel:
You totally just described men.
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No, common sense says that women are like men. Experience tells you thye're not.
Whose common sense?
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No, common sense says that women are like men. Experience tells you thye're not.
Whose common sense?
Or better to say; before reality has ruined your illusions.
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No, common sense says that women are like men. Experience tells you thye're not.
Whose common sense?
Confucious say; before reality has ruined your illusions, pull many rabbits from many hats.
Fixed.
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Aaah, wench, you gonna eat me sword! :arrr:
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Aaah, wench, you gonna eat me Swiss Army Knife! :arrr:
Fixed.
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My brother has four real Japanese swords. :eyebrows:
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I know.
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That was my reaction at first too but then I went with it.
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::)
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Lit out of interest, do you hate your mother?
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Lit out of interest, do you hate your mother?
Don't see why he would, I think she's fantastic.
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:agreed:
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Lit out of interest, do you hate your mother?
Don't see why he would, I think she's fantastic.
I just wondered how much of a hardened misogynist he is.
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Aw, and here I thought you were being Freudian.
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Aaah, wench, you gonna eat me Swiss Army Knife! :arrr:
Fixed.
:LMAO: :rofl:
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- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim :angel:
You totally just described men.
???
Men don't have vaginas to bleed out of once a month.
Men don't have ovaries filled with the eggs of filthy humans.
Although I also wouldn't fuck a dude, I don't consider myself a dyke.
All right, maybe men deserve some blame for American beer going to shit.
Men don't play women's basketball except in movies.
Some men (frequently chinks or BMW owners) are bad drivers, I'll also give you that
I'll also add that women are illogical in arguments
And I'll add that women are such bitches that some will refuse to cook and clean if they hear a sexist joke :'(
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:agreed:
Women are evil and deceitful. :evillaugh:
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:agreed:
In bed, yeah, the fat slut.
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Aw, and here I thought you were being Freudian.
And thinking that the fact that he loves his mom gives information about whether or not he's a hardened misogynist ISN'T freudian?
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- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim :angel:
You totally just described men.
???
Men don't have vaginas to bleed out of once a month.
Men don't have ovaries filled with the eggs of filthy humans.
Although I also wouldn't fuck a dude, I don't consider myself a dyke.
All right, maybe men deserve some blame for American beer going to shit.
Men don't play women's basketball except in movies.
Some men (frequently chinks or BMW owners) are bad drivers, I'll also give you that
I'll also add that women are illogical in arguments
And I'll add that women are such bitches that some will refuse to cook and clean if they hear a sexist joke :'(
1. Men can PMS just as much as women- and the fact that they DON'T have ovaries means they have no excuse.
2. There was a very famous pregnant man this year. Google it if you doubt.
3. Ever hear of the phrase "male lesbian?" Sadly, not all guys are just using this as a way to try and make themsleves sound more appealing.
4. OK good because I know nothing about beer.
5. Plenty of men suck at sports; I'm sure there are plenty of men involves in television programming decisions.
6. Also old men with hats, if we're to go with stereotypes.
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
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:borg:
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
The bloke in question was originally a bird.
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
Glad you told him cos I've been hearing that he ignores his rubbers.
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:toporly:
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
The bloke in question was originally a bird.
Calendale?
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
The bloke in question was originally a bird.
Calendale?
No, the guy you read about -- he was originally a female. :/
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
The bloke in question was originally a bird.
Calendale?
No, the guy you read about -- he was originally a female. :/
Calandale?
I know the pregnant man was originally a woman. I just felt like being ridiculous.
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Men and women are as bad as each other.
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Real men aren't pregnant. (http://www.duncsdrivel.biz/Smileys/default/orlytophat.gif)
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
The bloke in question was originally a bird.
Calendale?
No, the guy you read about -- he was originally a female. :/
Calandale?
I know the pregnant man was originally a woman. I just felt like being ridiculous.
:LMAO:
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Women are only good for 2 things...
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:zoinks:
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:zoinks:
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Hi PPK