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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Scrapheap on June 24, 2011, 01:08:57 PM
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For those of you who didn't aready know this.
http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post.aspx?post=cadc7311-a2ca-4070-b81b-9197337b42b7>1=33002
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Big nooz, big nooz!!!
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Big nooz, big nooz!!!
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FIGHT THE POWER!!! :tard:
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Of course oil is rigged. How else do they get it out of the ocean?
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No shit, Shylock.
MODIFIED after Jack's appropriate comment to:
No shit, Sherlock.
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No shit, Shylock.
:oneliner:
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Thought Jewish jokes weren't to the Queen's taste.
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Really ::)
Jim Cramer is a gigantic asshole
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Thought Jewish jokes weren't to the Queen's taste.
Well, every once in a while I let one slip. I've always liked the sh, sh sounds in the phrase. But, you're right. I'll modify it.
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Didn't mean you should change it; was remembering you being critical of Jewish jokes but wasn't certain.
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Didn't mean you should change it; was remembering you being critical of Jewish jokes but wasn't certain.
Yeah, IRL I'm a Pete Fountain Jew.
Pete Fountain is a clarinet player who had his own band and appeared on many TV shows in the 1950's and early 60's. Since he's from N.O. he made his own Mardi Gras Marching Group, The Pete Fountain Half-Fast Marching Club. If you say Half-Fast quickly it comes out Half-Assed. That's why we say that if someone or something isn't 100%, they're Pete Fountain.
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That's a funny story.
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That's a funny story.
Maybe it's even funnier still if you mention BIG FUCKING PETERS and 'fountain' in the same sentence.
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What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about?
Nevermind. Maybe should have been quoting HRH there.
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What are you talking about?
Nevermind. Maybe should have been quoting HRH there.
More than you ever wanted to know about New Orleans. The Orleans Levee Board built a dancing, multicolored dancing fountain with crests of the various Carnival Krewes around the base. Bear with me, that's strictly background. However, the dancing fountains never really worked properly, sometimes suffering the fate of Priapus and sometimes premature ejaculating. So you were spot on even though you didn't know it when you connected fountains, richard and BIG FUCKING PETERS.
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What are you talking about?
Nevermind. Maybe should have been quoting HRH there.
More than you ever wanted to know about New Orleans. The Orleans Levee Board built a dancing, multicolored dancing fountain with crests of the various Carnival Krewes around the base. Bear with me, that's strictly background. However, the dancing fountains never really worked properly, sometimes suffering the fate of Priapus and sometimes premature ejaculating. So you were spot on even though you didn't know it when you connected fountains, richard and BIG FUCKING PETERS.
There's method in my madness, alright. :thumbup: