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Title: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 28, 2006, 07:36:52 AM
hey i  used to be on WP the forum and the chatroom. now im here finally. i made my own aspieforum, not cause its the new fad, just cause norwegian aspies needs a place to talk: http://neuronorway.s2.bizhat.com   :police:
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: duncvis on June 28, 2006, 07:42:16 AM
hey berta... *waves*
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Post by: Draggon on June 28, 2006, 07:50:34 AM
hi berta
cute pic btw
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: peegai on June 28, 2006, 09:22:35 AM
You're looking evil in a hawt kinda way.

Nice breasts.
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Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 09:41:01 AM
will you bitchslap fluorescent for us?

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Post by: Eamonn on June 28, 2006, 10:04:50 AM
Hi, Berta, i remember you from WP.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 28, 2006, 10:11:10 AM
LOL peegai.  >:D

mcjagger: huh? im L.O.S.T
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Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 10:21:05 AM
read the board, you'll know what i mean.

and you won't be able to tear your eyes away either.  we're sorta like a horrible car wreck, you cant help but look.

i like your bewbs also!
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Draggon on June 28, 2006, 11:01:10 AM
uh, I think she's still underage guys, lol
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 11:05:44 AM
so what, we didn't touch, and she is not allowed here unless her age is adult where she lives.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Draggon on June 28, 2006, 11:36:10 AM
so what, we didn't touch, and she is not allowed here unless her age is adult where she lives.

yeah cos we have a really foolproof way of blocking the under 18ers here ::)

Anyway I really shouldn't be talking since where I come from "cute pic" is a polite way of saying "Nice h00terz tootse"
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 11:37:19 AM
have you ever seen the movie tootsie?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Eamonn on June 28, 2006, 11:39:17 AM
Berta, dear, what age are you?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Draggon on June 28, 2006, 11:39:49 AM
have you ever seen the movie tootsie?
nope, I just have a fascination with misogynist 40s lingo
(dame, broad, tootse, I'm sure I'm forgetting some)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 11:43:52 AM
dollface
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Draggon on June 28, 2006, 11:44:34 AM
dollface

*smacks forehead* how could I forget that one?!
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: peegai on June 28, 2006, 12:42:59 PM
uh, I think she's still underage guys, lol

Look at her picture again, does she look underaged to you?

How old are you anyway, berta?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: duncvis on June 28, 2006, 04:25:24 PM
If I remember rightly, Berta's 20...
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 04:31:27 PM
whew

but that doesn't answer the question: how would you remember that.  everybody is 20 - 25?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: duncvis on June 28, 2006, 04:32:57 PM
My memory is like a badly messed up filing cabinet - most stuff is in there somewhere. Sometimes I drop lucky. :P
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Peter on June 28, 2006, 05:36:26 PM
If I remember rightly, Berta's 20...

21 now, and I doubt she'll be posting here regularly; she's just advertising her new board on all the AS sites.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 05:37:30 PM
all we have to do is get her to start reading then she won't be able to look away.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Postperson on June 28, 2006, 06:04:27 PM
I knew you guys would be all over Berta like a rash.
Hi Berta
waves
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 06:05:41 PM
if she steps out of her panties, does she smell like tuna?

that's really all it takes.  men are so very simple.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Postperson on June 28, 2006, 06:11:26 PM
troo. the line about men anyway.

but you've scared her off now
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 06:16:53 PM
no need to be negative.
one thing i have learned in my sweet short life is that women enjoy teasing horney young men, especially virgins.  and there are plenty of them here. ;)

besides, look at that picture, she is not innocent.  i can see it in her eyes.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 28, 2006, 07:26:36 PM
 ;Dhaha im 22. pretty close tho. and yes ppl tend to think im 15 or 16. i wonder why....
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 07:42:46 PM
aspia, are you scared away?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 28, 2006, 08:09:41 PM
no im not. how so ::)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 08:10:53 PM
have you ventured around the site?

are you a member of aspie affection?
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Post by: Leto729 on June 28, 2006, 10:18:51 PM
Welcome to Intensitysquared berta aka aspia.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Draggon on June 28, 2006, 10:57:55 PM
so how are you liking this wild & crazy bunch so far berta?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Hibakusha on June 29, 2006, 04:16:43 AM
ASPIA ~  WELCOME  ~

ASAP I
AA SIP

 :)



Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 29, 2006, 09:18:08 AM
ahaha LOL :police: AA SIP. hahaha
i have ventured around the site oh yes. im just ehm busi doing stupid stuff like chatting up the neighbours son, and he turns out to be the DAD of the family... sob sob sob
 :'(
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Hibakusha on June 29, 2006, 09:30:41 AM
have you ever addressed a legal authority as  "Yes neuroner" ?

ok

1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspies?

2. what do you least have in common with most aspies?

 :)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 29, 2006, 09:38:25 AM
i thought we were the neuroes.
no i havent

why cant the intro thread ever end? im tired of being introduced. u guys knew me at WP.

1. everything

2. im not a nerd. then again how the hell wud i know, i have never met "most aspies"
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Hibakusha on June 29, 2006, 10:29:11 AM
why cant the intro thread ever end?

they do
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Merry Widow on June 29, 2006, 10:31:55 AM
hey i  used to be on WP the forum and the chatroom. now im here finally. i made my own aspieforum, not cause its the new fad, just cause norwegian aspies needs a place to talk: http://neuronorway.s2.bizhat.com   :police:

hot roddy!  8) that is the sexiest avatar that i have ever seen.

welcome, Berta.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Hibakusha on June 29, 2006, 10:35:38 AM
why cant the intro thread ever end?

they do

Eventually ;D
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: aspia on June 29, 2006, 01:17:22 PM
well u dont look so bad urself omega_female.  :police:
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: QuirkyCarla on June 29, 2006, 03:18:20 PM
Welcome, berta/aspia.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on January 24, 2009, 07:18:20 AM
Damned, the hot Norwegian chick left.  :(
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 01, 2009, 03:25:19 AM
you mong. this thread is 3 years old.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 02, 2009, 03:32:00 AM
 :zoinks:
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 04, 2009, 09:02:11 AM
no need to be negative.
one thing i have learned in my sweet short life is that women enjoy teasing horney young men, especially virgins.  and there are plenty of them here. ;)

besides, look at that picture, she is not innocent.  i can see it in her eyes.

You dumb-ass, that's angelina Jolle...
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 04, 2009, 10:43:52 AM
No, Norse women are gorgeous. That's probably the real Berta.  :P
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 04, 2009, 10:56:46 AM
No, Norse women are gorgeous. That's probably the real Berta.  :P

Only if angenlina jolle is norse, which she isn't.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 04, 2009, 11:08:26 AM
Look at this:

Princess Madeleine:

(http://media.hd.se/2007/06/10/233421/large/kungaparet_och_madeleine.jpg)

Roger Moore:

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/170321~Roger-Moore-Posters.jpg)

Compare the faces, especially the ears and the eyes...
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Parts on March 04, 2009, 12:00:56 PM
Her eyes look like blue contacts whether or not they are I don't know but that's what I'd think
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Peter on March 04, 2009, 12:38:35 PM
No, Norse women are gorgeous. That's probably the real Berta.  :P

Only if angenlina jolle is norse, which she isn't.

If you're talking about Berta's avatar, then yes, that's Berta.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 04, 2009, 03:55:29 PM
I don't believe it, I want to see another picture of her.  Her avatar looks like angelina jolle...
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 04, 2009, 03:58:26 PM
Berta is a hot Norwegian chick  :eyebrows: but she lives hell away up in northern Norway. It's 1500 kilometres.  :-\
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 04, 2009, 07:14:01 PM
I don't believe it, I want to see another picture of her.  Her avatar looks like angelina jolle...

idiot. it's her. yes there are hot people who are not famous. ::)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 04, 2009, 07:22:42 PM
Yanks think that ordinary people can't look gorgeous. Sweden and Norway have the most beautiful women on earth.  8)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Peter on March 05, 2009, 03:11:11 AM
I don't believe it, I want to see another picture of her.  Her avatar looks like angelina jolle...

It's mostly just the angle of the shot; she doesn't really look much like Angelina Jolle.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: QuirkyCarla on March 05, 2009, 04:01:50 AM
I think ordinary people are often more attractive than famous people.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 05, 2009, 04:29:46 AM
I'm ordinary and I'm gorgeous.  8)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 06, 2009, 05:52:17 AM
I don't believe it, I want to see another picture of her.  Her avatar looks like angelina jolle...

idiot. it's her. yes there are hot people who are not famous. ::)

I never said I thought angelina jolle was hot by the way, I simply said I thought her avatar looked like angelina...
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 06, 2009, 10:56:06 AM
why can't people look like her?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2009, 01:59:13 PM
Not everyone can afford Botox and plastic surgery.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 06, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
why can't people look like her?

Is that YOUR real photo that you use as an avatar?  I don't think it is...  Most people don't use their own pictures for several reasons, usually because they are butt ugly.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2009, 04:25:03 PM
I don't use my real photo cos I'm simply too good-looking. :zoinks:
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 06, 2009, 04:45:37 PM
it's jewel. and yes i'm butt-ugly.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 07, 2009, 11:27:04 PM
it's jewel. and yes i'm butt-ugly.

Depends on who's butt were comparing too.  I've seen some fantastically pretty butts...   where are you from?  are you a blonde?  I'm a sucker for a blue eyed brunette.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 08, 2009, 03:59:34 AM
my hair is as confusing as my eyes, people think i am blonde or brunette depending on the light, and my eyes have no distinct color except some weird form of green.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Mr Smith on March 08, 2009, 04:25:04 AM
no need to be negative.
one thing i have learned in my sweet short life is that women enjoy teasing horney young men, especially virgins.  and there are plenty of them here. ;)

besides, look at that picture, she is not innocent.  i can see it in her eyes.

You dumb-ass, that's angelina Jolle...

fucking LOL. That is her actual picture. I used to talk to her at WP.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Mr Smith on March 08, 2009, 04:26:13 AM
Not everyone can afford Botox and plastic surgery.

lol  :plus:
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 08, 2009, 04:57:46 AM
my hair is as confusing as my eyes, people think i am blonde or brunette depending on the light, and my eyes have no distinct color except some weird form of green.

Can you email me a photo, you sound pretty. 
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Mr Smith on March 08, 2009, 05:01:15 AM
Sovanu is pretty imo. I think i've seen a pic.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 08, 2009, 05:50:00 AM
I have several. She's a hot little spazz.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: QuirkyCarla on March 08, 2009, 06:11:39 AM
I'm ordinary and I'm gorgeous.  8)

Prove it.  :P
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 08, 2009, 06:12:41 AM
Ask Callaway. She has pics of me.  8)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: Mr Smith on March 08, 2009, 06:15:12 AM
Or you could just post the damn pics.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: TheoK on March 08, 2009, 06:16:15 AM
No. It's against my principles.  8)
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on March 08, 2009, 07:08:46 AM
That's not very BRAVE.
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Post by: TheoK on March 08, 2009, 07:32:36 AM
Maybe not, but WISE. One guy on a Swedish board once posted a pic of himself openly. He constantly used to refer to another member of that board as "mentally ill", becuase the other guy didn't share his views in a lot of things and the first guy couldn't argue in an honest way but prefered to humiliate his opponents.

One day someone posted that pic with a lot of personal information about the guy on that board. He hadn't posted it there to begin with, but voilà, it ended up there.  8)

He's the only guy with that name in all of Sweden, and a lot of people don't like him.

That's why you shouldn't post pics of yourself and don't even give them away to people you don't trust to 99.99%.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: QuirkyCarla on March 08, 2009, 04:51:41 PM
Well, wise and brave often don't go hand in hand.

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Post by: odeon on March 09, 2009, 03:11:47 PM
Maybe not, but WISE. One guy on a Swedish board once posted a pic of himself openly. He constantly used to refer to another member of that board as "mentally ill", becuase the other guy didn't share his views in a lot of things and the first guy couldn't argue in an honest way but prefered to humiliate his opponents.

One day someone posted that pic with a lot of personal information about the guy on that board. He hadn't posted it there to begin with, but voilà, it ended up there.  8)

He's the only guy with that name in all of Sweden, and a lot of people don't like him.

That's why you shouldn't post pics of yourself and don't even give them away to people you don't trust to 99.99%.

You mean like when you posted my picture without asking for permission first?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 10, 2009, 02:46:45 PM
lit it doesn't matter who posts your picture, since it's YOUR picture. it'll be on the net then.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: odeon on March 10, 2009, 03:24:37 PM
Yes, that's right.

I sometimes feel like posting Lit's.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 10, 2009, 03:30:58 PM
i have his nude. 8)
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: odeon on March 10, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
The one he keeps wasting my bandwidth with here?
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: SovaNu on March 10, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
i dunno, oh i think he posted it. i have his mug too.
Title: Re: berta aka aspia
Post by: driftingblizzard on March 17, 2009, 11:37:45 AM
ok, that's something I can live without...