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Title: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 08:52:55 PM
Come on. Show me what you've got. I'm ready for ya'll! >:D
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2012, 09:22:02 PM
 Are you still in school, or planning to return?  :orly:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Callaway on April 11, 2012, 09:40:41 PM
How's your flu?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 10:19:05 PM
Are you still in school, or planning to return?  :orly:

No. If I do return, it might be part-time or something.

How's your flu?

I think I'm getting a little bit better. Thanks.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2012, 10:20:07 PM
What professional sports do you prefer to follow?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: odeon on April 11, 2012, 11:23:09 PM
What happened with the driver's license?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 12:34:49 AM
What professional sports do you prefer to follow?

I do not follow any professional sports whatsoever as I have no absolutely interest in them.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 12:35:39 AM
What happened with the driver's license?

I'm still trying to get some practice in before getting my driver's license.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 12, 2012, 12:43:25 AM
Are you "Duke Nukem" from the other places?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: earthboundmisfit on April 12, 2012, 05:35:54 AM


Did you ever get the benefits you were trying to get?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 09:02:32 AM
Are you "Duke Nukem" from the other places?

Yes. I was Duke Nukem from AFF. And my old account here was "Duke_Nukem".
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 09:02:50 AM


Did you ever get the benefits you were trying to get?

Not sure what you're asking.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2012, 01:33:55 PM


Did you ever get the benefits you were trying to get?

Not sure what you're asking.

 Possibly refers to the hearing you had to attend awhile back?  :apondering:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: odeon on April 12, 2012, 01:37:37 PM
What happened with the driver's license?

I'm still trying to get some practice in before getting my driver's license.

A good idea, I think.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 12, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
What's the best book you've read?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 12, 2012, 02:28:13 PM
^^^ excellent question.

Do you now regret posting pictures of yourself jerking off while wearing lipstick?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: earthboundmisfit on April 12, 2012, 07:02:52 PM




Did you ever get the benefits you were trying to get?

Not sure what you're asking.


Weren't you struggling a while back to get benefits from the state after you got your own place?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 07:18:18 PM




Did you ever get the benefits you were trying to get?

Not sure what you're asking.


Weren't you struggling a while back to get benefits from the state after you got your own place?

Yes. I got approved.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 07:19:07 PM
What's the best book you've read?

I've only read a few books in my life. So I guess I could say Stephen King's Misery.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 07:21:09 PM
^^^ excellent question.

Do you now regret posting pictures of yourself jerking off while wearing lipstick?

A little bit, still. Didn't really think that one through.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 12, 2012, 07:30:02 PM
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 09:00:49 PM
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where?

Wherever there's something that really interests me. I dunno.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 12, 2012, 10:14:18 PM
hey can you answer this question? I've been dying to ask you  :laugh:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2abn9cj1K1r7z6cno1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 09:08:50 AM
hey can you answer this question? I've been dying to ask you  :laugh:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2abn9cj1K1r7z6cno1_500.gif)

How is that a question?

Here's a better question.  Why does Ricky have such a problem with you?  He almost seems to have a bigger problem with you than he does with me, and I have dedicated a lot of time to hurting his feelings and making him cry.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 11:06:51 AM
Why do you care why i say to duke? If anything your showing how immeansly your ass still hurts. werent you complaining about how you thought you were always on my mind? I think its the other way around. I'm always on your mind bitch

if you think you have made me cry or that somehow once you log into here I'm afraid at your awesomeness youre fucking delusional
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 12:13:49 PM
Why do you care why i say to duke? If anything your showing how immeansly your ass still hurts. werent you complaining about how you thought you were always on my mind? I think its the other way around. I'm always on your mind bitch

if you think you have made me cry or that somehow once you log into here I'm afraid at your awesomeness youre fucking delusional

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 13, 2012, 12:17:25 PM
Ricktard is so pissed off at me because I insulted his favorite band. :violin:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 12:22:16 PM
Ricktard is so pissed off at me because I insulted his favorite band. :violin:

That's all?  I made fun of his education; homelessness; joblessness; intelligence; looks; level of functioning; lack of employment; inability to spell, write or express himself; special interests; previously closeted homosexuality and desperation for acceptance and attention.  I thought I had run out of things.

What was the name of that band?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 13, 2012, 12:26:03 PM
Ricktard is so pissed off at me because I insulted his favorite band. :violin:

That's all?  I made fun of his education; homelessness; joblessness; intelligence; looks; level of functioning; lack of employment; inability to spell, write or express himself; special interests; previously closeted homosexuality and desperation for acceptance and attention.  I thought I had run out of things.

What was the name of that band?

Machine Head
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 12:27:21 PM
I'm not closeted. or looking for attention, everything else you seem to be complaining about seems to only really bother you.
One things certain even if you procive those as problems two things are certain:

You are a fat fuck. have a fat kid, and probably have a fat wife
My cock is bigger than yours
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 12:30:17 PM
Machine Head sucks.  If Rob Flynn and Adam Duce could stop fucking each other is the ass and mouth for more than 20 minutes a day maybe their music wouldn't sound like such garbage.

"Unto the Locust" ?

More like "Under my Low-hangers".
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 12:30:57 PM
I'm not closeted. or looking for attention, everything else you seem to be complaining about seems to only really bother you.
One things certain even if you procive those as problems two things are certain:

You are a fat fuck. have a fat kid, and probably have a fat wife
My cock is bigger than yours

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 12:36:48 PM
go eat a sandwich a gallon of ice cream and 8 bags of chips. maybe then you'll forget i'm always on your mind
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 12:44:25 PM
go eat a sandwich a gallon of ice cream and 8 bags of chips. maybe then you'll forget i'm always on your mind

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 12:50:40 PM
I bet if someone dangled a bag of M&Ms infront of your face you'd put on some MCHammer pants and dance like a idiot for youtube
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 12:51:19 PM
I bet if someone dangled a bag of M&Ms infront of your face you'd put on some MCHammer pants and dance like a idiot for youtube

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 13, 2012, 03:35:45 PM
K... "Hubert", I'm going to take you off my list now. Make it worth my while, m'kay? Purty plz?  :2thumbsup:



 :tard:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 03:37:11 PM
K... "Hubert", I'm going to take you off my list now. Make it worth my while, m'kay? Purty plz?  :2thumbsup:



 :tard:

What the fuck are you going on about now?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 13, 2012, 03:50:58 PM
K... "Hubert", I'm going to take you off my list now. Make it worth my while, m'kay? Purty plz?  :2thumbsup:



 :tard:

What the fuck are you going on about now?

It's moot, since Odeon followed through on removing the "ignore list" feature of the forums here.

I can read EVERYTHING from you. Very excite.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 03:52:52 PM
K... "Hubert", I'm going to take you off my list now. Make it worth my while, m'kay? Purty plz?  :2thumbsup:



 :tard:

What the fuck are you going on about now?

It's moot, since Odeon followed through on removing the "ignore list" feature of the forums here.

I can read EVERYTHING from you. Very excite.

You always have.  You have responded to every single post I made anywhere near one of your posts, even if it was just to pretend like you hadn't read it.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 13, 2012, 03:56:51 PM
K... "Hubert", I'm going to take you off my list now. Make it worth my while, m'kay? Purty plz?  :2thumbsup:



 :tard:

What the fuck are you going on about now?

It's moot, since Odeon followed through on removing the "ignore list" feature of the forums here.

I can read EVERYTHING from you. Very excite.

You always have.  You have responded to every single post I made anywhere near one of your posts, even if it was just to pretend like you hadn't read it.  :dunno:
Yep, and all in good fun. But unfortunately, I bore easily.  :tickle:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: earthboundmisfit on April 13, 2012, 06:48:03 PM


One things certain even if you procive those as problems two things are certain:

You are a fat fuck. have a fat kid, and probably have a fat wife
My cock is bigger than yours


That's four things.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 13, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
go eat a sandwich a gallon of ice cream and 8 bags of chips. maybe then you'll forget i'm always on your mind

 Richard, Richard, Richard!  You eat the ice cream after the chips!  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 13, 2012, 07:47:40 PM


One things certain even if you procive those as problems two things are certain:

You are a fat fuck. have a fat kid, and probably have a fat wife
My cock is bigger than yours


That's four things.

 And one of those things is not like the others.  :tard:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Bastet on April 13, 2012, 08:58:18 PM
Why is your name Stultus Saxum?
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 09:48:51 PM


One things certain even if you procive those as problems two things are certain:

1) You are a fat fuck. have a fat kid, and probably have a fat wife
2) My cock is bigger than yours
That's four things.
its two things
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 09:50:45 PM
go eat a sandwich a gallon of ice cream and 8 bags of chips. maybe then you'll forget i'm always on your mind
Richard, Richard, Richard!  You eat the ice cream after the chips!  :facepalm2:
that does sound good. I'm eating some chips now,  :laugh:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 13, 2012, 09:52:45 PM


One things certain even if you procive those as problems two things are certain:

1) You are a fat fuck. have a fat kid, and probably have a fat wife
2) My cock is bigger than yours
That's four things.
its two things
It's some idiot not knowing how to count...
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 09:58:34 PM
False. he was counting the individual things in the sentence, i ment two things as in two sentences, nigger.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 13, 2012, 10:14:25 PM
I'm sure that point seemed important enough to you to post about it, at the time.   :wanker:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Jesse on April 13, 2012, 10:16:17 PM
fuck yeah. you know what niggerbaby you'll never be as cunning as me online, sorry. all yer posts suck
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 13, 2012, 11:37:11 PM
Richard is the cleverest member of I2.  Ask anyone   :M
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Kapkao on April 14, 2012, 01:34:05 AM
Richard is the cleverest member of I2.  Ask anyone   :M

Are you kidding me? I figured this out from the start...  :LOL:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 14, 2012, 09:43:17 AM
Richard is funny. Funny as in special and different and an absolute assclown kind of funny. The kind of funny that you get that you know is a bit like the humour of Mr bean or Johnny English or even Baldrick. It rarely trnsposes well textually. He does it (like they inadvertantly. Unlike they it is all impromtu. It is a talent for gormless nonsense. He is fun.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 14, 2012, 09:56:27 AM
Why is your name Stultus Saxum?

Because it means "troll" and I am one.
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Bastet on April 14, 2012, 06:58:26 PM
Why is your name Stultus Saxum?

Because it means "troll" and I am one.

Like these guys?

A Scene From Troll 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: Phallacy on April 14, 2012, 08:16:12 PM
Why is your name Stultus Saxum?

Because it means "troll" and I am one.

Like these guys?

A Scene From Troll 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4#noexternalembed)

Nah, not really. :P

More like  :trollface:
Title: Re: Askus Stultus Saxum
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 15, 2012, 09:54:44 AM
Why is your name Stultus Saxum?

Because it means "troll" and I am one.

I thought it directly translates into "dumb rock"?