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Title: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on April 25, 2013, 03:13:48 PM
Hurry the fuck up and get to it!
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 03:15:44 PM
  That reminds me, I have to hurry up and get to my    :laundry:    as soon as I have asked you a question.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 03:16:38 PM
  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on April 25, 2013, 03:18:01 PM
  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:19:02 PM
Fully erect, how long is your cock?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 03:19:08 PM
  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

  Your avatar is angry too.  Is the anger work-related?  :orly:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on April 25, 2013, 03:29:11 PM
Fully erect, how long is your cock?

Around 4.55 inches.

  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

  Your avatar is angry too.  Is the anger work-related?  :orly:

Nope, work isn't so bad, most of my anger is to do with the petulant slut of a daughter I am ashamed of having ever conceived.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:39:06 PM
On average, how many times per day do you masturbate?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Scrapheap on April 25, 2013, 05:27:24 PM
NO!

:comrade:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 25, 2013, 06:12:27 PM
What level of education have you completed?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Pyraxis on April 25, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
Do you like hot stones too?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 09:56:19 PM
Do you like hot stones too?
i like the Rolling Stones.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 25, 2013, 11:36:36 PM
Where in the world have you been? (as in, travelled, lived, or lingered)
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: bodie on April 26, 2013, 03:54:50 AM
What did the teachers say about you at school?

Is your cousins fone ok now?

When you jump up and down which bits wobble?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: TheoK on April 26, 2013, 04:04:59 AM
Are you  :viking: ?

Loquerisne Latine?  :orly:
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Post by: TA on April 26, 2013, 05:09:36 AM
If you are not Butcoffee or Marx or Setveadmin, then who are you?

Every n00b is a suspect at some point.

Also, WPfag or AFFfag?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 26, 2013, 09:50:03 AM
If I asked you to take my penis into you, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

(stfu McJ.  :zoinks:)
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: bodie on April 26, 2013, 03:03:37 PM
Are you always cold??

Poor circulation?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 26, 2013, 04:51:09 PM
HOw long with it take you to answer these questions?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: bodie on April 26, 2013, 04:56:04 PM
He is just warming up  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2013, 07:50:46 PM
He is just warming up  :zoinks:

Maybe he's an unstoppable postwhore like Skelth??
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 26, 2013, 07:53:46 PM
Maybe he is being held hostage?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 10:24:38 AM
Fully erect, how long is your cock?

Around 4.55 inches.

  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

  Your avatar is angry too.  Is the anger work-related?  :orly:

Nope, work isn't so bad, most of my anger is to do with the petulant slut of a daughter I am ashamed of having ever conceived.


Poor bugger. No wonder you're always angry.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 10:27:31 AM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: El-Presidente on April 27, 2013, 10:29:51 AM
Fully erect, how long is your cock?

Around 4.55 inches.

  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

  Your avatar is angry too.  Is the anger work-related?  :orly:

Nope, work isn't so bad, most of my anger is to do with the petulant slut of a daughter I am ashamed of having ever conceived.

You seem like a complete and utter cunt.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 27, 2013, 10:30:19 AM
How many children did you conceive, and did you raise them yourself?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on April 27, 2013, 04:04:58 PM
On average, how many times per day do you masturbate?

Once.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Scrapheap on April 27, 2013, 04:13:31 PM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

 :thumbdn:

Quit aping McJagger's routine.

Try being original, if you can.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on April 27, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
If you are not Butcoffee or Marx or Setveadmin, then who are you?

OKAY, FINE, I'll tell you who I am! I can't take this interrogation any more! It's me, Scrapheap, now just leave me alone, okay?! ;)

Also, WPfag or AFFfag?

I tried WrongPlanet a couple of years ago, but I didn't enjoy it very much. It was over-moderated and full of helpless, depressed, whining Aspies. I fully understand how difficult certain aspects of living with an ASD can be, but people who simply give up without even trying to live decent lives anger me, even moreso when they attempt to project their low self-esteem onto those who have accepted themselves, and that's the sort of behaviour I observed there.


Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on April 27, 2013, 04:21:40 PM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

 :thumbdn:

Quit aping McJagger's routine.

Try being original, if you can.

I'd also like to point out that this is the third time El Presidente has asked me this question.   :M[suspicious][/suspicious]
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Scrapheap on April 27, 2013, 04:33:44 PM
If you are not Butcoffee or Marx or Setveadmin, then who are you?

OKAY, FINE, I'll tell you who I am! I can't take this interrogation any more! It's me, Scrapheap, now just leave me alone, okay?! ;)

Sssshhh!!! don't let our secret out that we have split personality disorder. They'll realize we're conspiring!! :GA:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2013, 04:45:05 PM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

 :thumbdn:

Quit aping McJagger's routine.

Try being original, if you can.
sorry scrap.
I saw his post, thought it was clever and copied and pasted it to his ask away.
I'm the ape, here.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 27, 2013, 06:05:14 PM
My questions remain unacknowledged. :jaded:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 27, 2013, 06:08:54 PM
My questions remain unacknowledged. :jaded:

You're not alone, lets have a drink together, while waiting for those answers.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 27, 2013, 06:13:22 PM
My questions remain unacknowledged. :jaded:

You're not alone, lets have a drink together, while waiting for those answers.

Sure thing. Drinks on me. Get whatever you like. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 27, 2013, 06:25:14 PM
My questions remain unacknowledged. :jaded:

You're not alone, lets have a drink together, while waiting for those answers.

Sure thing. Drinks on me. Get whatever you like. ;)

Thank you.


A glass of German white wine please.
I brought some cheese as a snack for during the waiting.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 27, 2013, 06:29:51 PM
My questions remain unacknowledged. :jaded:

You're not alone, lets have a drink together, while waiting for those answers.

Sure thing. Drinks on me. Get whatever you like. ;)

Thank you.


A glass of German white wine please.
I brought some cheese as a snack for during the waiting.

Thanks!
*grabs a piec of cheese, puts it on a small square napkin*

I'll get a bottle and have a glass. Never had german white wine before.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KA8Yg5AYvCU/S7lDjrdWgxI/AAAAAAAABMU/09wVl6FjmBM/s1600/Deinhard+Riesling+2008.JPG)
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 27, 2013, 06:37:47 PM
Cheers.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 27, 2013, 08:28:23 PM
This is going to be post whore thread. I can see it now.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: bodie on April 28, 2013, 12:29:43 AM
Hmmm oh dear StoneCold!  despite you instigated this thread i can't help but notice you haven't quite got the hang of this question and answer lark, have you? :hahaha:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: El-Presidente on April 28, 2013, 12:34:00 AM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

 :thumbdn:

Quit aping McJagger's routine.

Try being original, if you can.

I'd also like to point out that this is the third time El Presidente has asked me this question.   :M[suspicious][/suspicious]

If you answered me it would not be necessary to repeat myself.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: odeon on April 28, 2013, 02:54:09 AM
Why did you join I2?
How did you find us?
Are you planning on actually answering questions?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Scrapheap on April 28, 2013, 09:06:09 AM
Is your usernam a reference to Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 28, 2013, 09:10:36 AM
If you're giggling at our posting questions, you're the only one laughing.
If you're crowing about pulling the wool over our eyes, you're deluding yourself.
If you have the courage to answer this post with a proper response, do it.

Which one is it?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: El-Presidente on April 28, 2013, 10:06:04 AM
If you're giggling at our posting questions, you're the only one laughing.
If you're crowing about pulling the wool over our eyes, you're deluding yourself.
If you have the courage to answer this post with a proper response, do it.

Which one is it?

I think you have him there your majesty. When is old stoney boy going to have the balls to answer?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 29, 2013, 06:41:21 PM
StoneCold, would you consider yourself a team player?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: odeon on April 29, 2013, 11:09:13 PM
How should we best protect ourselves from uber-prolific posters such as yourself?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: bodie on April 30, 2013, 03:17:17 AM
chatty?  aren't you?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 30, 2013, 06:52:05 PM
Maybe he ran away.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2013, 07:05:07 PM
I knew it. He wasnt intense enough
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 30, 2013, 07:21:40 PM
I knew it. He wasnt intense enough

Then why did he put up such a tough front?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2013, 07:22:44 PM
I knew it. He wasnt intense enough

Then why did he put up such a tough front?
people bluff
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: sg1008 on April 30, 2013, 07:27:57 PM
I knew it. He wasnt intense enough

Then why did he put up such a tough front?
people bluff

On a random note:
Black bears do this thing called a "bluff" where they charge at you making loud grunting noises. But have no fear, they stop just short of reach you. It's a warning. But they rarely go into a full blown attack; even mother bears will back off if you mess with her cubs. She will bluff and try to scare you off, but won't generally go in for a kill.

The bears who do attack people are usually those who have their territories infringed upon by human activity, and who (through experience with people) learn not to be afraid of people; so when they see people (at a camp site, or somewhere where garbage and food are left around) they may become territorial.

In reality, bears and people could live side by side quite well if there was more understanding and respect of bear activity. Instead, people tend to view bears as threats and have inaccurate perceptions of their behavior and temperament. They are the most intelligent species in north America, after humans.

A Bluff Charge by a Black Bear - NOT A BLACK BEAR ATTACK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkwy0scRXBU#ws)
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 01, 2013, 09:59:44 AM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

 :thumbdn:

Quit aping McJagger's routine.

Try being original, if you can.

I'd also like to point out that this is the third time El Presidente has asked me this question.   :M[suspicious][/suspicious]

If you answered me it would not be necessary to repeat myself.

You're actually that fucking dense, aren't you, son?! I posted a link to the porn site I regularly use IN THE POST THAT YOU QUOTED WHEN YOU FIRST ASKED ME!

If you are so unobservant that you did not see it, then go fuck yourself. What exactly is it that makes you of such monumental importance that I should have to repeat myself to accommodate your slow little mind?

Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 01, 2013, 10:00:46 AM
If you're giggling at our posting questions, you're the only one laughing.
If you're crowing about pulling the wool over our eyes, you're deluding yourself.
If you have the courage to answer this post with a proper response, do it.

Which one is it?

Neither. My Internet connection has been down. Your paranoia amuses me greatly.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 01, 2013, 10:01:17 AM
What kind of porn do you wank to? Do you have any secret little perverse fetishes?

 :thumbdn:

Quit aping McJagger's routine.

Try being original, if you can.

I'd also like to point out that this is the third time El Presidente has asked me this question.   :M[suspicious][/suspicious]

If you answered me it would not be necessary to repeat myself.

You're actually that fucking dense, aren't you, son?! I posted a link to the porn site I regularly use IN THE POST THAT YOU QUOTED WHEN YOU FIRST ASKED ME!

If you are so unobservant that you did not see it, then go fuck yourself. What exactly is it that makes you of such monumental importance that I should have to repeat myself to accommodate your slow little mind?

Lol. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 01, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Maybe he ran away.

Or maybe, his Internet connection has been down recently.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,20811.msg952493.html#new (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,20811.msg952493.html#new)
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 01, 2013, 10:02:53 AM
I'm locking this thread until my I am able to connect to the Internet regularly again.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 03, 2013, 04:35:46 PM
What level of education have you completed?

I have completed up to GCSE level in

* Mathematics

* English

* History

* Chemistry

* Business Studies

* Biology

Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 03, 2013, 04:37:42 PM
Where in the world have you been? (as in, travelled, lived, or lingered)

I have lived in London, Herefordshire, and briefly, New York. Where do I live now, you ask? Go fuck yourself. Stalker.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 03, 2013, 04:39:15 PM
What did the teachers say about you at school?

Is your cousins fone ok now?

When you jump up and down which bits wobble?

1) A nightmare. Totally unco-operative

2) Yes, thanks.

3) Guess.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: ----- on May 03, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
SIMULATION OVER
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Post by: Jack on May 03, 2013, 04:52:11 PM
Hello Goodbye. :laugh:
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Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 01:52:58 AM
Tiresome, these trolls. I wonder what the fun is in it.
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: El-Presidente on May 04, 2013, 12:24:16 PM
So was this mongoloid Marx?
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Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 02:08:53 PM
The very same.
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Post by: El-Presidente on May 04, 2013, 02:22:49 PM
The very same.

Have you IP b& him?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 02:59:25 PM
The very same.

Have you IP b& him?

Eh?

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Post by: El-Presidente on May 04, 2013, 03:10:02 PM
The very same.

Have you IP b& him?

Eh?

Have you IP banned him?
Title: Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 03:24:26 PM
The very same.

Have you IP b& him?

Eh?

Have you IP banned him?

Oh yes. He'll soon find a new IP to play with, though.