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Start here => Games => Topic started by: "couldbecousin" on April 27, 2016, 06:25:25 AM
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Laugh at your minor little screwups that didn't hurt anything but your pride.
Yesterday I was using my phone while lying on my bed, and I dropped the phone on my face. :autism:
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Laugh at your minor little screwups that didn't hurt anything but your pride.
Yesterday I was using my phone while lying on my bed, and I dropped the phone on my face. :autism:
can i laugh too?
i needed that this morning. i've done the same thing, but with my netbook - not lately because i learned my lesson.
:plus:
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Laugh at your minor little screwups that didn't hurt anything but your pride.
Yesterday I was using my phone while lying on my bed, and I dropped the phone on my face. :autism:
can i laugh too?
i needed that this morning. i've done the same thing, but with my netbook - not lately because i learned my lesson.
:plus:
Laughing is the whole point of this thread, so yes.
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I may need to start taking protective measures when using the phone ... :zoinks:
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I need to take protective measures just getting out of bed.
I don't know where to begin some days. :facepalm2:
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I need to take protective measures just getting out of bed.
I don't know where to begin some days. :facepalm2:
Start with shoving one cat to the side. Then shove the other that immediately took the place of the first cat. Then try to get a foot outside, to test the temperature. Find yourself covered in cats again and repeat the procedure.
All the time knowing the cats know best. Bed is the place to be in the mornings. In the mean time, hit the snooze button a few times too.
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Harmless dumbassery is my mission statement. :zoinks:
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Went to crush a coke zero can in the crusher on the inside of the pantry door, didn't place it properly, pulled the lever down and the can flew into my face, giving me a fright.
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Went to buy a cake for an occasion at work. Looked in Google for a cake shop. Found a cake shop close buy. went to a takeout shop to pick up lunch and order a curry. Went to Cake shop it was a sorry excuse for a cake shop. A choice of two cakes. No, not to "lines" of cakes. I could either get the sole carrot cake or the sole mud cake. neither looked great but I got the mudcake. It was mediocre and expensive.
On way back I saw that the shop nest to the takeaway was a cheesecake shop with a huge range and well priced range of nice looking cakes,
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Went to crush a coke zero can in the crusher on the inside of the pantry door, didn't place it properly, pulled the lever down and the can flew into my face, giving me a fright.
Awww I hope you weren't hurt. Watch out for those cans! :coke: :hide:
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Went to buy a cake for an occasion at work. Looked in Google for a cake shop. Found a cake shop close buy. went to a takeout shop to pick up lunch and order a curry. Went to Cake shop it was a sorry excuse for a cake shop. A choice of two cakes. No, not to "lines" of cakes. I could either get the sole carrot cake or the sole mud cake. neither looked great but I got the mudcake. It was mediocre and expensive.
On way back I saw that the shop nest to the takeaway was a cheesecake shop with a huge range and well priced range of nice looking cakes,
That sucks. But next time you have an occasion, you'll know where to go. :cake:
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Went to crush a coke zero can in the crusher on the inside of the pantry door, didn't place it properly, pulled the lever down and the can flew into my face, giving me a fright.
Awww I hope you weren't hurt. Watch out for those cans! :coke: :hide:
I wasn't hurt, just shocked, heheh.
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I have one of those folding walking sticks--they're light and great when you travel. Something like this:
(http://www.expressmed.com/photos/product/standard/739590S75887/folding-canes/folding-cane.jpg)
There is a strong rubber band holding the parts together--these are hollow aluminium pipes. All you have to do to fold the stick is to pull apart the parts and fold the thing.
So, anyway, I was entering the office one fine morning and the end of the stick got stuck when the front door closed behind me. The stick split apart into four parts, with the rubber band holding them together, so the stick stretched out and stopped me, and of course I stumbled. I caught on quickly and got up, and managed to push at the door behind me... and guess what rubber bands do when tightened and released?
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I have one of those folding walking sticks--they're light and great when you travel. Something like this:
(http://www.expressmed.com/photos/product/standard/739590S75887/folding-canes/folding-cane.jpg)
There is a strong rubber band holding the parts together--these are hollow aluminium pipes. All you have to do to fold the stick is to pull apart the parts and fold the thing.
So, anyway, I was entering the office one fine morning and the end of the stick got stuck when the front door closed behind me. The stick split apart into four parts, with the rubber band holding them together, so the stick stretched out and stopped me, and of course I stumbled. I caught on quickly and got up, and managed to push at the door behind me... and guess what rubber bands do when tightened and released?
i have one of those too.
ow.
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My ego suffered the most. :)
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I just swallowed a very large oval-shaped pill while turning my head slightly to the side.
It really hurt my throat and I'm lucky I didn't choke! Pill-taking time is no time for multi-tasking. :facepalm2:
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I just swallowed a very large oval-shaped pill while turning my head slightly to the side.
It really hurt my throat and I'm lucky I didn't choke! Pill-taking time is no time for multi-tasking. :facepalm2:
:zombiefuck: I'm horrible at swallowing pills, I refuse them anymore and ask for something else if they look too big. Seems like if you choke once badly, that's all it takes...the fear always seems to stay with you.
In other news...I dropped a 12pk of coke in the driveway carrying groceries. :GA:
Mass fucking explosion, coke spraying everywhere, cans rolling away down the hill, and some choice cuss words.
I remember when cans where a hell of a lot sturdier.
I need to start filming myself.
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I just swallowed a very large oval-shaped pill while turning my head slightly to the side.
It really hurt my throat and I'm lucky I didn't choke! Pill-taking time is no time for multi-tasking. :facepalm2:
:zombiefuck: I'm horrible at swallowing pills, I refuse them anymore and ask for something else if they look too big. Seems like if you choke once badly, that's all it takes...the fear always seems to stay with you.
In other news...I dropped a 12pk of coke in the driveway carrying groceries. :GA:
Mass fucking explosion, coke spraying everywhere, cans rolling away down the hill, and some choice cuss words.
I remember when cans where a hell of a lot sturdier.
I need to start filming myself.
Mayhem with cans would make a great video! :coke: :litigious:
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I take my morning 14 pills in one go. I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
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I take my morning 14 pills in one go. I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
Wow, my record of 9 isn't even close.
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I take my morning 14 pills in one go. I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
Wow, my record of 9 isn't even close.
How is that even possible? :GA:
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I love to twist my hair. Currently I have it bunched up and looped around itself as if some strands
were hair elastics. It's going to take some time to untangle it, since it's on the back of my head. :tard:
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I love to twist my hair. Currently I have it bunched up and looped around itself as if some strands
were hair elastics. It's going to take some time to untangle it, since it's on the back of my head. :tard:
Sounds like a creative dreadlock bun.
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I take my morning 14 pills in one go. I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
Wow, my record of 9 isn't even close.
How is that even possible? :GA:
What? Taking 14 pills? They don't clump together. It's no different than taking a big bite of something.
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I love to twist my hair. Currently I have it bunched up and looped around itself as if some strands
were hair elastics. It's going to take some time to untangle it, since it's on the back of my head. :tard:
Sounds like a creative dreadlock bun.
I got it untangled, fortunately. One time, years ago, I had my hair so snarled up that I had to
cut the clumps out. I ended up losing about 1/3 of the thickness of my already-thin hair. :tard: