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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Walkie on December 26, 2016, 01:42:34 AM
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the title of this thread is what happened to come out (entirely by accident) as I gazed at the contents of the fridge (parsnips, amongst other things) whilst singing "the twelve days of Christmas" . i kinda like it. it's a tad more surreal than the original , isn't it?
Anyways, encouraged by little fit of accidental creativity, i proceeded to entertain myself and long-suffering son with further variants, including a whole rash of hitherto -unknown additional verses. Here are my favourites (but then I'm a weirdo, ya know?)
"On the nth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...Heisenberg's s Uncertainty Principle " Yeah, yeah, I know that doesn't scan , but hey ! I challenge you to sing it aloud without sounding uncertain.
"On the LAST day " [ deep, doom-laden voice here, please]" of Chrismas my true love sent to me....a bang, not a whimper"
Ooooh dooooom. I like doom :) What else can we do that's doomy? Ah, I know..
"On the thirteenth day of Christmas , my true love sent to me....the WRONG tarot card,
Better start again, count backwards , here's the Fool again ,
And a parsniiiiiip in a pear tree "
(to really appreciate that verse , though you have to know that card no 13 is Death and the first card is the Fool) .
Hey! and all without touching a drop of liquor! i don't need to drink to get tipsy, I really don't :)
Any further ideas for extra verses , folks?
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In Year 6 at school, we did the Australian version of that tune. I really don't remember much of it except "Eleven numbats nagging" - I and a friend were numbats. Her mum made us the coolest numbat costumes as well. Good memories.
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Somebody said my name. Here I am. :heisenberg:
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Somebody said my name. Here I am. :heisenberg:
hey Weeble :)
I'm sure you're not wrong, but. hang on, which of your many names did we say?
[edit: ah, i get it. Heisenberg . Silly me]
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Somebody said my name. Here I am. :heisenberg:
hey Weeble :)
I'm sure you're not wrong, but. hang on, which of your many names did we say?
[edit: ah, i get it. Heisenberg . Silly me]
I do love that show. Bryan Cranston's work is outstanding. :heisenberg: