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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: punkdrew on April 13, 2010, 11:18:50 AM
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Once upon a time...
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thirty minutes ago
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down the back of a dirty alleyway.
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Very creative.
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people who had
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multiple abortions and
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Birth.
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went for a
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shopping spree at
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Target
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They got tons of
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soap and toilet
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paper and toys
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pepper and pencils
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while shoplifting their
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cards
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they ran past the detection portal
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to the outside
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There was loud beeping
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Noise coming from...
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the ceiling
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they didnt care
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to investigate further
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so instead, they
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did some gardening
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in a thong
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right in the middle
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of a strip club
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located in
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Atlanta , Georgia
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where they met
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gypsies in drag
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who took them to RuPaul's house
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where they engaged in
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buttsecks :orly:
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while having intense political conversations
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about buttsecks
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Soon the neighbors
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brought over a bottle of :scotch:
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to Lit 8)
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that they shared with
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him
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and Scrapheap
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they then broke into song
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it very quickly went
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something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1sXEI91QVY
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And they wept pools of tears
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as the bottle emptied
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onto the floor
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more they cried
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but then the Vicar arrived
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everyone tried to act soberly
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but then Punkdrew vomited all over the Vicar's lap
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And stopped the sermon about..
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"do not drink wine, nor strong drink thou"
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Everyone was wondering what punkdrew was doing in the vicar's lap , to begin with.
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As was Punkdrew.
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And the vicar was having second thoughts now.
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he quickly apologised for catching punkdrews vomit , as it was clearly meant for the floor
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Punkdrew cheerfully accepted the Vicar's apology
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and asked if he'd like some sherry
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the vicar said no thanks ,I already have some on my lap
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Oh right--sorry bout that, Vic
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Punkdrew said, shamefaced