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Title: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 10:42:50 AM
Heya,

I'm new to Intensity, so I figured I'd do a quick intro. I'm a 22 year old male living in Virginia, and I work in accounting (I know, I'm snoring too). I enjoy animals, music, movies, video games, guns, women and cars. I'm a drummer and a guitarist, though I'm rusty on the former and never really hit it off on the latter (anything beyond power chord progressions and you've got the wrong guy). I've also been in a relationship for about 15 months now, and prior to that I had been engaged for awhile (though that didn't end on the best terms).

I'm a dick, typically with regards to my sense of humor, but I'm a good guy overall. I'm a loyal friend, and I'm somewhat chivalrous when it comes to women. People who have thin skin though might take my words the wrong way, which has happened before. Know now that if I don't like you or want to say something mean, I'll make it blatantly obvious ;p

Anyway, that's a good brief intro to the person that is me. The place looks interesting, so I'll be around, though don't fault me if I'm not quick to reply since I'm usually at work or worn out from work.

Later,
Corey
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:45:27 AM
Hi Corey and welcome to Intensity², glad you decided to stick around a while :)

One question though- what exactly do you mean when you say you 'enjoy animals'?  :o
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 10:48:05 AM
Hi Corey and welcome to Intensity², glad you decided to stick around a while :)

One question though- what exactly do you mean when you say you 'enjoy animals'?  :o

(http://cyborgcentral.dynip.com/~psp/Spike/1.jpg)

I mean this big blue cat sleeps on the pillow next to me and headbutts me to wake me up ;)

Nothing in terms of beastiality :P

Thanks for the welcome!

-Corey
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:54:56 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:

Who, prey tell, is fucking a rabbit up the arse here?
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:58:59 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:

Who, prey tell, is fucking a rabbit up the arse?

Not sure, but I know of more than one person who fucks themselves with a rabbit from time to time (admitedly the battery powered kind).

But on the beastiality front-we've had farm yard porn pics posted by peter and I'm sure Mcjagger's had more experience than he's letting on on that front.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 11:01:56 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:

Who, prey tell, is fucking a rabbit up the arse?

Not sure, but I know of more than one person who fucks themselves with a rabbit from time to time (admitedly the battery powered kind).

But on the beastiality front-we've had farm yard porn pics posted by peter and I'm sure Mcjagger's had more experience than he's letting on on that front.

I remember watching a documentary program from Channel 4, where it was about male and female Americans who were shagging their  animals. I also witnessed a sex therapist there who was justifying bestiality, saying that if humans can eat animals, then what's wrong with shagging them?

Yes.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 11:04:45 AM
Looks like you can get a 'professional' to say that anything is ok these days  ::)
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 11:08:47 AM
Looks like you can get a 'professional' to say that anything is ok these days  ::)

Well, in ancient times, pagan tribes from continents like Europe and Africa performed sexual intercourse with animals, which in those days it was okay. But now it's not because we are brought up by a society that is based on Judeo-Christian values, and therefore we are led to believe that sex with animals is immoral and cruel.

Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 11:11:48 AM
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 11:14:01 AM
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.

It is weird, and yet it's a very common practice with other animals from the animal kingdom.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 11:17:04 AM
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.

It is weird, and yet it's a very common practice with other animals from the animal kingdom.

Really? On the one hand you'd think they'd be a lot more hybrids wandering round, but on the other I suppose it makes sense that when aesthetics don't play as big a part any willing body will do.

Sorry for the thread hijack sausage :-[
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 11:48:59 AM
Jesus Fuck, how did my thread turn into beastiality central?

"Hi, nice to meet you all!"
"Hi, you don't fuck animals, do you?"
"No, just women with big tits."
"Oh, okay. Let's talk about beastiality then!"
"...."

;p

-Corey
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Lucifer on October 24, 2006, 11:51:00 AM
i think you should change your name to "Hijack Sausage" at the earliest oportunity:  i misread PI's last sentence, and nearly ruptured myself laughing.

:laugh:

as for "bestiality central"...

welcome to Intensity2, o Sausage of Power.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 24, 2006, 11:52:01 AM
Welcome, SausageofPower. I'm glad you don't fuck animals.  ;D
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Lucifer on October 24, 2006, 11:55:16 AM
Welcome, SausageofPower. I'm glad you don't fuck animals.  ;D

well, i wouldn't actually go that far.  or perhaps i would.

oh, how much do i fucking care...   >:(
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 11:56:06 AM
welcome to the sausage of power, intensity!


are you the sensitive type?
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Callaway on October 24, 2006, 11:56:19 AM
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.

It is weird, and yet it's a very common practice with other animals from the animal kingdom.

Really? On the one hand you'd think they'd be a lot more hybrids wandering round, but on the other I suppose it makes sense that when aesthetics don't play as big a part any willing body will do.

Sorry for the thread hijack sausage :-[

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7677651/

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050429/050429_zonkey_hmed_6a.hmedium.jpg)

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It's male.  But what is it?  A zonkey? A deebra?  That's the debate in Barbados since a zebra gave birth to a foal sired by a donkey...

While zebra hybrids are not uncommon, most Barbadians have never seen anything like Alex.

His mother, Allison, is one of two zebras brought to the Caribbean island from Botswana, in southern Africa, in the early 1990s.  The other is George and both live at Highland, a six-acre ranch where goats, sheep, ducks and donkeys roam free.

George, however, suffered a long illness, and Allison became friendly with a donkey.

"We knew she was with foal but were not sure who the father was," said Philip Atwell, the head of Highland ranch.

Hi SausageofPower and welcome to Intensity² , the Hijack Sausage of the internet.

 :LMAO:

Welcome, SausageofPower. I'm glad you don't fuck animals.  ;D

I don't think anybody here really does, some of them just like to talk about it.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Nomaken on October 24, 2006, 01:26:04 PM
/me bites sausage hello.

Does wanting to fuck these count as beastiality?  Because if so, i'm in.

(http://www.dark-sanity.com/127.gif)

What do you think sausage?

Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 01:28:59 PM
This reminds me of the time where he told Lord Khyron that he needed to get laid when he showed off this kind of stuff at PSCave. :|
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 01:48:26 PM
This reminds me of the time where he told Lord Khyron that he needed to get laid when he showed off this kind of stuff at PSCave. :|

Good times, good times. I was just disturbed by his pictures of him with the plush Pikachu. Maybe he was into that stuff also :P

-Corey
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 01:55:43 PM
Jesus Fuck, how did my thread turn into beastiality central?

"Hi, nice to meet you all!"
"Hi, you don't fuck animals, do you?"
"No, just women with big tits."
"Oh, okay. Let's talk about beastiality then!"
"...."

;p

-Corey

Sorry for that, we can talk about women with big tits if you'd prefer  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 01:58:39 PM
Sorry for that, we can talk about women with big tits if you'd prefer  :eyebrows:

I jest, I'm a fan of all tits; so long as they're real, fun to grab and nice to look at ;)

-Corey

Edit: AND ON A WOMAN. I just had to clarify, because...yikes. Some guys have knockers (though they wouldn't fit into the 'fun to grab and nice to look at' category).
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 02:02:14 PM
This reminds me of the time where he told Lord Khyron that he needed to get laid when he showed off this kind of stuff at PSCave. :|

Good times, good times. I was just disturbed by his pictures of him with the plush Pikachu. Maybe he was into that stuff also :P

-Corey

Maybe he was. He did hit on a minor, you know. :p
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Nomaken on October 24, 2006, 02:03:01 PM
You're right, my knockers are neither fun to grab nor look at.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: SausageofPower on October 24, 2006, 02:21:41 PM
Maybe he was. He did hit on a minor, you know. :p

Poor, poor girl whose name I won't mention >_>;;

-Corey
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: odeon on October 24, 2006, 03:45:16 PM
So, sausage, we've established that you don't fuck animals. Any chance you'd change your mind? That zebra was hot enough for a donkey, and we all know what sausages are made of. ;D ;)

Oh, and welcome to Intensity. :angel:
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: McGiver on October 24, 2006, 06:37:12 PM
hey sausage, i am a prick also; but with a good heart.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on October 24, 2006, 09:34:23 PM
Hi Corey. :angel:

Like Carla im also glad you have standards and aint into raping animals. ;D

Yes Mcjagger we know your a prick with a heart. :-*
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Scrapheap on October 24, 2006, 09:52:40 PM
So, sausage, we've established that you don't fuck animals. Any chance you'd change your mind? That zebra was hot enough for a donkey, and we all know what sausages are made of. ;D ;)

Oh, and welcome to Intensity. :angel:

I'd second that!! The Zebra was pretty damn cute!!
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: richard on October 27, 2006, 07:29:12 PM
hello and welcome!
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Leto729 on October 27, 2006, 08:05:56 PM
Welcome to Intensity2.
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 30, 2014, 04:54:44 PM
Sausage of Power.

I wonder if that's an inuendo for something??   :apondering:      :dunno:
Title: Re: Soy el pollo loco?
Post by: Jack on September 30, 2014, 05:01:04 PM
Maybe he didn't stick around in order to keep the title of, fresh meat.