INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: lazarus on July 16, 2006, 01:41:12 PM
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ok, so i'm preoccupied with sex.
you'd be too if you were in my situation.
a friend of mine told me the best way to read fortune cookies to to end the fortune with the words between the sheets.
i'm going looking for fotune cookies.
post yours here.
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got one!
you can be a victor without having victims between the sheets.
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Endure, and endure more, between the sheets.
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ha ha ha ha!
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will you post a picture of your arse?
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between the sheets?
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with eye wide open?
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alas! the onion you are eating is someones waterlily between the sheets.
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http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/
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you will take a chance on something in near future between the sheets.
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your mentality is alert, practical and analytical between the sheets.
you will do well to expand your business between the sheets.
the time is right to make new friends between the sheets.
(we got chinese food for dinner!)
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between the sheets lies the grand pooba of the KKK.
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between the sheets lies the grand pooba of the KKK.
then you'd better get up quick - you don't want people to think you're a white man.
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My friends think it' supposed to be "in bed." It's not. It's "in bed with a rope."
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Success will be yours...between the sheets.
Happiness and prosperity will come...between the sheets.
New business awaits...between the sheets.
Mary will come...between the sheets.
Your days are numbered...between the sheets.
Your newfound skill will be a great boon...between the sheets.
You will receive an unexpected inheritence...between the sheets.
Wise man plods ahead cautiously...between the sheets.
Live today as if it's your last...between the sheets.
Your family shall prosper...between the sheets.
You will meet a forgotten relative...between the sheets.
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Seize every second of your life and savor it... in bed with a rope.
Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others... in bed with a rope.
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in bed with a rope?
been there, done that
your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far - between the sheets
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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded between the sheets.
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You are contemplative and analytical by nature in bed.
http://www.dark-sanity.com/1160620202510.gif
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you must endeaver to cum, after your partner has done so.
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I want a fortune cookie.
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Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you - between the sheets.
You are what you think about all day long - between the sheets.
To lower your stress level, get a cat - between the sheets.
:LMAO:
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They don't do fortune cookies here.
Guess I'll have to make my own fun, between the sheets.
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They don't do fortune cookies here.
Guess I'll have to make my own fun, between the sheets.
http://www.virtualfortunecookies.com/
Mine:
You deal with disappointment remarkably well...between the sheets.
:laugh:
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You will meet a generous stranger.............................between the sheets
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Reach out your hand today to support others who need you.....between the sheets. :orly:
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Laugh uncontrollably, it clears the mind...between the sheets.
:LMAO:
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In the coming month you will find five missing socks ... between the sheets.
So true, every time I change the beds of my girls
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That wasn't chicken....between the sheets. :o
(okay, I think I'm going to do this every single day because it makes me laugh so much :laugh: )
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The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected...between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
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Smiling often can make you look and feel younger - between the sheets :zoinks:
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Consolidate your interest while the lights are active - between the sheets
:lol:
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Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets.
:lol:
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Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.
You forgot a part. :green:
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A financial venture may turn a profit sooner than expected ... between the sheets.
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A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife ... between the sheets.
Don't know what to think of this :P
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^ I can guarantee it wasn't a woman who wrote that one. :P
"The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age...between the sheets"
:laugh:
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In dreams and in life, nothing is impossible...between the sheets.
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To treat diarrhea take Immodium - between the sheets.
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To treat diarrhea take Immodium - between the sheets.
Did you seriously get that? :lol:
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No it just fit.
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Back away from people who are impulsive between the sheets.
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Excitement and intrigue follow you where you go between the sheets. :headbang2:
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You have unusual tools for success, use them properly...between the sheets. :eyebrows:
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There is a gradual improvement. Feelings are sweet and tender... between the sheets.
http://www.virtualfortunecookies.com/
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Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation...between the sheets.
(Shouldn't that be "Sex is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation? Just curious :P )
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You will take a chance in something in the near future between the sheets.
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking, between the sheets.
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I want someone hot in between the sheets
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Let there be magic in your smile and firmness in your handshake in between the sheets. :orly:
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Romance is likely; strike up a conversation...between the sheets.
The biggest security gap is an open mouth...between the sheets.
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God will not only listen to your prayers, but also will make them come true between the sheets.
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*makes a mental note to pray daily*
You are a true and sincere friend between the sheets.
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* has added same mental note *
This one is a bit creepy:
A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.
Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.
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* has added same mental note *
This one is a bit creepy:
A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.
Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.
True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us. :green:
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* has added same mental note *
This one is a bit creepy:
A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.
Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.
True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us. :green:
pristine, praying and barefoot. :laugh:
No doing the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen again though.
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* has added same mental note *
This one is a bit creepy:
A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.
Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.
True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us. :green:
pristine, praying and barefoot. :laugh:
No doing the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen again though.
Me neither :laugh:
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German proverb: no trees reach the sky between the sheets.
:lol:
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To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.
(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
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Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.
You forgot a part. :green:
How the hell do you do a sneak 69??? You can't exactly come up behind the person.
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Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.
You forgot a part. :green:
How the hell do you do a sneak 69??? You can't exactly come up behind the person.
Bah, you changed what you wrote just as I hit quote. You don't do a sneak 69. You sneak up on someone and then 69 them. They were ill prepared for the event.
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To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.
(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?
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Time is prime for you to become very intriguing between the sheets. :eyelash:
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To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.
(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?
I love when she did that song in Blues Brothers.
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To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.
(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?
I love when she did that song in Blues Brothers.
I saw Belushi and Aykroyd perform live. They were awesome.
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To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.
(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? :laugh: )
...r e s p e c t, find out what it means to me?
I love when she did that song in Blues Brothers.
I saw Belushi and Aykroyd perform live. They were awesome.
Now I miss that CD. Amongst all the others. :(
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Damn, looking for a comforting thought to take with me, between the sheets.
This is what I get:
The will of the people is the best law between the sheets.
Scary :zombiefuck: I don't want them all having their say over my time between the sheets.
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You are always welcome at any gathering between the sheets
:orly:
:lol:
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You should be of more tenderness and less aggressiveness between the sheets. ::) :o
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A family reunion will be a tremendous success between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
(I'm giving that cookie back. I don't like that one)
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:hide:
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Judge not according to appearance...between the sheets.
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:hide:
Are you hiding under my sheets? :zoinks:
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:hide:
Are you hiding under my sheets? :zoinks:
I'm nicking your sheets :angel:
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj122/87557/bundled.jpg)
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You put a fucking cat head in my sheets? You sick bastard. :zombiefuck:
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Accept the next proposition you hear between the sheets.
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END OF ROLL - stock number 2215 - printed in China - between the sheets.
I actually did get a fortune cookie once where the paper was wider than they usually are and the bottom edge looked like it was pulled off a cardboard roll. The fortune said END OF ROLL and the stock number. When they make fortune cookies, the fortunes on a roll of perforated paper, for each cookie, they pull a fortune off the roll (like the "take a number" things) and place it in the cookie dough before they shape it and bake it.
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^ That's hilarious.
www.virtualfortunecookies.com
Keep waiting for the right moment between the sheets.
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Ugh, went here for sleeping inspiration.
The Chinese food you ate recently is not sitting well between the sheets.
:kevv:
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Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgement...between the sheets.
Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation...between the sheets.
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Doubt can be paralysing, between the sheets.
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Imogen Heap between the sheets :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTMxtx5fnkg
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That wasn't chicken between the sheets.
It better not be. Yuk, alive or dead, no chickens between my sheets. No proverbial ones either.
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I like fortune cockies
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A modest man never talks of himself...between the sheets. :laugh:
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You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties and communications ... between the sheets.
:asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Thought I was a one person woman ???
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What's fortune cookie style? Is it a new position?
Go to www.virtualfortunecookies.com and click on the fortune cookie. Whatever your fortune is, you add between the sheets to the end of the sentence.
So today mine says "You have an unusually magnetic personality...between the sheets"
Changes the context just a little ;)
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Concentration leads to success between the sheets :thumbup:
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Hahahaha! "You think that is a secret, but it never has been — between the sheets."
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You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow between the sheets :orly:
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Your genuine talent will find it's way to success between the sheets. :green:
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The skills you have gathered will one day come in handy...between the sheets. :laugh:
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A well-directed imagination is the source of great deeds ... between the sheets.
And on that bombshell.... Goodnight.
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Understanding others goals can bring opportunities between the sheets. :chin:
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Be careful of extravagance ... between the sheets.
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Change is happening with your life, so go with the flow....between the sheets.
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Needing two today :P
Time and patience are called for, many surprises await you! Between the sheets.
You will soon have a surge of creative energy between the sheets.
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In dreams and in life, nothing is impossible between the sheets.
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You will soon be honoured by someone you respect, between the sheets. :orly:
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I think there is a theme here:
;D
Change your thoughts and you change your world...between the sheets.
Be receptive to new ideas from all fronts...between the sheets.
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Good news of a long-awaited event will arrive soon between the sheets. :laugh:
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The smart thing is the prepare for the unexpected between the sheets. :o
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You will be advanced socially, without any special effort, between the sheets.
Good to know that there is a place where I will not be socially challenged. :laugh:
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A heavy burden will soon be lifted...between the sheets.
:laugh:
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Oooh I like this one :laugh:
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress between the sheets. :laugh:
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Coming here to get some sleeping inspiration, I get:
Now is a lucky time for you to take a chance between the sheets.
I'm gonna try. :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
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There is a gradual improvement. Feelings are sweet and tender — between the sheets. :zoinks:
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Your greatest fortune is the friends and family you have--between the sheets.
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I'll pass this one:
You love chinese food between the sheets. I hate food between my sheets.
taking a second cookie doesn't help either:
What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow between the sheets.
No sexy cookie for me tonight. :'(
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth - between the sheets.
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Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.
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Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.
But... that's horrible advice! :laugh:
What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow between the sheets.
Damn, that sucks! :orly:
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Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.
But... that's horrible advice! :laugh:
Oh, right, bag my advice...what about Callaway, the dirty ho, she's getting her family between the sheets! :P
Your greatest fortune is the friends and family you have--between the sheets.
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God not only will listen to your prayers, but will also make them come true...between the sheets. :laugh:
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consistency, not patience, is a virtue...between the sheets.
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.
a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.
a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.
i already plussed you recently.
this is priceless. you should be proud....between the sheets
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.
a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.
i already plussed you recently.
this is priceless. you should be proud....between the sheets
Thanks, that's very sweet. Obviously you know....
Eclairs bush is worth the bush of two birds...between the sheets. :eyelash:
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shave that bush, bird....between the sheets
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shave that bush, bird....between the sheets
A bushless bird is worth a flock of bushy birds - between the sheets.
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shave that bush, bird....between the sheets
A bushless bird is worth a flock of bushy birds - between the sheets.
a brazillian bush makes a good bird indeed....between the sheets.
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You are the master of every situation between the sheets.
:-\ that's what happens, sleeping alone.
http://www.virtualfortunecookies.com/
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the last fortune cockie i i had with my chinese the other day said this:
You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury
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i handshake is just a hug for fraidycats...between the sheets.
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You will be awarded some great honour between the sheets.
Yeah, just what I need :violin:
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A wish will be granted after a long delay...between the sheets.
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It is better to give than receive - between the sheets.
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It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all - between the sheets.
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All things are difficult, before they become easy - between the sheets.
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great riches await you...between the sheets.
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The secret to good friends is no secret to you... between the sheets. :eyebrows:
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Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you...between the sheets.
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Smooth seas to not make skilful sailors - between the sheets.
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Illness may be in your future - between the sheets
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Great fortune awaits you, but you must be bold - between the sheets.
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune...between the sheets.
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To be mature is to accept imperfections between the sheets. :2thumbsup:
Being creative with imperfections brings art between the sheets. ;D
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Heading for bed, and a fortune cookie to encourage me to go.
But what to do with this one:
Keep your plans secret for now, between the sheets.
(I could only tell my pillow anyway)
And the next one is even worse:
There are only three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and the pleasure you get from Virtual Fortune Cookies between the sheets.
(I feel cheated)
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started...between the sheets.
:lol:
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started...between the sheets.
:lol:
Getting a...head? :roflol:
:plus: For making me laugh out loud again....I can't plus you twice in an hour :(
Will try to remember!
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Treat everyone as a friend..... between the sheets.
(just turn around, and sleep without touching?)
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.... between the sheets.
(Guess that will make my fortune disappear rapidly. My neighbours are not looking forward to a midnight song of me)
new generator: http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html
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You are the guiding star of his existence.... between the sheets.
You are careful & systematic in your business arrangements.... between the sheets. :chin:
You will make a fortune with your friend.... between the sheets.
Don't know what to think anymore. :zombiefuck:
I will follow my own wisdom tonight.
I will have sweet dreams between the sheets.
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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded... between the sheets.
Must be about my sleepy talents. :yawn:
Your dearest wish will come true.... between the sheets.
Doesn't tell me when that will be happening.
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Heading for a nightmare tonight I think.....
Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef...... between the sheets. (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/results/?result=43)
(http://www.blogthingsimages.com/fortunecookiegenerator/cookie.jpg)
Follow these wise words carefully.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/)
Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything (http://www.blogthings.com)
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Your Fortune Is: Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Between the sheets....
:rofl:
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Your Fortune Is: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab...between the sheets (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/results/?result=9)
(http://www.blogthingsimages.com/fortunecookiegenerator/cookie.jpg)
Follow these wise words carefully.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/)
Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes (http://www.blogthings.com)
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Your wisdom has kept you far away from danger between the sheets.
And I'm in for a boring night again. :zoinks:
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I like mine:
Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
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Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. :screwy:
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Your Fortune Is: Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone, between the sheets. (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/results/?result=5)
(http://www.blogthingsimages.com/fortunecookiegenerator/cookie.jpg)
Follow these wise words carefully.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/)
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Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
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Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser between the sheets.
Fixed. Y'all are leaving out the part that makes these funny :zoinks:
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Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser between the sheets.
Fixed. Y'all are leaving out the part that makes these funny :zoinks:
Thank you! That was bugging me :laugh:
Passion kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly between the sheets.
:lol:
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I got the same one you did, so I tried again.
Your Fortune Is: To make a long story short, don't tell it, between the sheets. (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/results/?result=23)
(http://www.blogthingsimages.com/fortunecookiegenerator/cookie.jpg)
Follow these wise words carefully.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/)
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Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted between the sheets. (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/results/?result=4)
(http://www.blogthingsimages.com/fortunecookiegenerator/cookie.jpg)
Follow these wise words carefully.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/)
Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything (http://www.blogthings.com)
:rofl:
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Your Fortune Is: If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.
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To one who waits, a moment seems a year, between the sheets. :violin:
Beauty is only a light switch away, between the sheets. :squiddy:
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A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds, between the sheets.
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A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds, between the sheets.
I just imagined diamonds being used in a sexual way. :zombiefuck:
Ouch.
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Your Fortune Is: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot between the sheets. (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/results/?result=24)
(http://www.blogthingsimages.com/fortunecookiegenerator/cookie.jpg)
Follow these wise words carefully.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/)
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I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generato (http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/)r:
Eat something you never tried before between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
You will be hungry soon, order takeout now, between the sheets. :lol:
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Now this is encouraging :zombiefuck:
Today is going to be a disasterous day, be prepared, between the sheets!
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I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generato (http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/)r:
Eat something you never tried before between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
:orly: :zoinks:
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One more, hoping to end my procrastination. I do need to get between those sheets......
Affirm it, visualize it, believe it, and it will actualize itself, between the sheets. :eyelash:
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I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generato (http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/)r:
Eat something you never tried before between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
You will be hungry soon, order takeout now, between the sheets. :lol:
:lol:
I tried your site and got:
The best things in life aren't things between the sheets.
Don't just spend time, invest it between the sheets.
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If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain, in between the sheets
:vibrator:
okay, got it now.
:green:
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If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain, in between the sheets
:vibrator:
okay, got it now.
:green:
:lol:
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"Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities between the sheets"
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"Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities between the sheets"
A wisdom truly fitting for a sister.
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Others enjoy your company, between the sheets
:zoinks:
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"Happiness isn't something you remember, it's something you experience between the sheets"
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Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze between the sheets.
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And what to think of this one:
A well-aimed spear is worth three between the sheets.
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Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze between the sheets.
Even fortune cookie generators know about Kit's queef thread. :rofl:
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You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. :eyelash:
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You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. :eyelash:
My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. :zombiefuck:
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You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. :eyelash:
My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. :zombiefuck:
Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.
It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :eyebrows:
:lol:
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You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. :eyelash:
My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. :zombiefuck:
Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.
It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :eyebrows:
:lol:
Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:
I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind. :laugh:
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You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. :eyelash:
My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. :zombiefuck:
Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.
It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :eyebrows:
:lol:
Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:
I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind. :laugh:
Both of my grandmothers are still alive. one is 82 and the other 94. I don't desire to have EITHER of them try to explain sexual positions to me. :lol:
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You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. :eyelash:
My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. :zombiefuck:
Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.
It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :eyebrows:
:lol:
Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:
I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind. :laugh:
Both of my grandmothers are still alive. one is 82 and the other 94. I don't desire to have EITHER of them try to explain sexual positions to me. :lol:
my only remaining Grandmother is schizophrenic and pretty far gone with it , imagining her trying to explain those things is an interesting image. :zoinks:
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"Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you, between the sheets." :zoinks:
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You will reach the height of success in whatever you do, between the sheets. :2thumbsup:
What looks like an appealing offer may not be, between the sheets. :'(
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You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets. Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?
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You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets. Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?
:LMAO:
:plus:
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You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets. Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?
So that's why my relationships never work out...
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You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets. Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?
So that's why my relationships never work out...
You need to find yourself an editor who loves to take work home.
Then you can proofread together. :nerdy: :nerdy:
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Bedtime. Work tomorrow. :hyke:
Time for some inspiration to get me between the sheets.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at, between the sheets.
A closed mouth gathers no feet, between the sheets.
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A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains....between the sheets.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet, between the sheets.
A closed mouth gathers no feet? ??? Is there translation weirdness here?
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Like when you say something dumb in front of someone, to "put your foot in your mouth".
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Like when you say something dumb in front of someone, to "put your foot in your mouth".
That makes sense.
Maybe words are overrated between the sheets.
I was as puzzled as Py about the cookie, but, not being a feet fetishist, I posted it.
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"Protective measures will prevent costly disasters...between the sheets."
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Apropos.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory... between the sheets.
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You are careful & systematic in your business arrangements, between the sheets.
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Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way, between the sheets.
Great, just what I need, procrastinating, when needing to sleep.
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Expect great things and great things will come...between the sheets.
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An erupting volcano is awesome between the sheets.
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A lifetime of happiness is in store for you between the sheets.
Hoping for a long life now. :hyke:
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Don't worry, half the people you know are below average between the sheets.
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Bedtime Bump. (http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/)
Keep your eye out for someone special, between the sheets.
(so curious now)
Stop wishing. Start doing. Between the sheets. :viking:
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This one will get me to bed today.
A small lucky package is on its way to you soon, between the sheets.
I'm so curious and excited now.
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Remember the fate of the early worm, between the sheets. :lol1:
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Happinees comes from a good life...between the sheets.
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Live like you are on the bottom, even if you are on the top...between the sheets. :laugh:
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Bump (http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com)
"You will soon witness a miracle between the sheets!"
Well, I'm in bed, waiting totally excited...
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Do what is right, not what you should, between the sheets
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Remember this: duct tape can fix anything, so don't worry about messing things up...between the sheets.
:spitscreen:
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An alien of some sort will be appearing to you soon, between the sheets
(I'm going to stay out of the If You Woke Up Next To....thread for awhile) :tinfoil:
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The dream is within you, between the sheets.
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All progress occurs because people dare to be different, between the sheets.
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Confucious say 'to find misskitty between the sheets damn good luck' :D
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Confucious say 'to find misskitty between the sheets damn good luck' :D
Okay that one did make me laugh :lol1:
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Look right...Now look left...Now look forward (do this really fast) do you feel any different? good you should feel dizzy, between the sheets.
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People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them, between the sheets.
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This one is wisdom for those who want to sleep.
You are thinking about doing something. Don't do it, it won't help anything, between the sheets.
Guess, it's time to stop thinking and doing for a few hours. :P
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Present your best ideas today to an eager and welcoming audience...between the sheets.
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Be a Rocket Man - between the sheets.
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Eat something you never tried before...between the sheets.
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"Your tongue is your ambassador"...between the sheets.
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A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life, between the sheets.
(Should I get myself a proper nightgown because of a cold winter?)
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You have an unusually magnetic personality between the sheets.
Bwahahaha, and a metal bedframe, I'm screwed, the wrong way.
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This one is scary...
Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity between the sheets.
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I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand, between the sheets.
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I don't like those cookies tonight.
"When you can't naturally feel upbeat it can sometimes help you if you act as if you did between the sheets" WTF?
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That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.
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OMG, With the right interpretation, it's getting worse. :GA:
"Acting is not lying. It's finding someone hiding inside you and letting that person run free, between the sheets."
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I don't like those cookies tonight.
"When you can't naturally feel upbeat it can sometimes help you if you act as if you did between the sheets" WTF?
Okay the person who wrote that needs to be fired.
Here's mine:
Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues between the sheets.
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/
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That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.
I would be grateful if you fixed that.
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That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.
I would be grateful if you fixed that.
Admin abuse, admin abuse!
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OK, this is something that could get me to bed.
"Before trying to please others think of what makes you happy, between the sheets".
So, Lorre, screw yourself early in the morning. I want to sleep in. :kitten:
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That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.
I would be grateful if you fixed that.
Admin abuse, admin abuse!
Kinky, betweeen the sheets.
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A friend is a present you give yourself between the sheets
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That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.
I would be grateful if you fixed that.
Admin abuse, admin abuse between the sheets
Fixed
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As the executor of WolFish's estate between the sheets, I grant you permission to fix it. :zoinks:
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Fixed between the sheets. ;D
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Want to feel my sceptre between the sheets?
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That's what she said, between the sheets.
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Nudge nudge, wink wink, between the sheets.