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When Boston plow truck drivers get to work clearing snow during tomorrow’s big storm, they’ll have some help—from Pornhub.
Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.
“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”
The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.
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The trucks will also be available on demand to clear lots owned by small businesses, Price says. Requests for a plowing are being accepted via email at phubplows@gmail.com. They are not offering to plow driveways, he says.
This will be the first time the site has brought its snow-removal services to a city, but there are plans to put Pornhub-branded trucks to use elsewhere. “Our fans are important to us and we hope to plow any state in need,” Price says, adding that people are encouraged to tweet with the hashtag #PornhubPlows.
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There certainly will be a lot of plowing going on in Boston tomorrow. Forecasters say we could get 12-18 inches of snow.
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"Who wants to get plowed," :rofl:
Very cute promo. I wonder how it's working out for them. :eyebrows:
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Not wanting to split hairs, but it's "plough".
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Not wanting to split hairs, but it's "plough".
Here in America :murica: we spell it "plow." :P
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Not wanting to split hairs, but it's "plough".
Here in America :murica: we spell it "plow." :P
We also say humor, which see.
:murica:
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And you seppo lot spell 'aluminium' wrong too.
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And you seppo lot spell 'aluminium' wrong too.
Anyone who uses words like seppo isn't allowed to criticize my spelling. :zoinks:
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I wasn't criticising anyone. I was just telling you that you were wrong. :)
A Plough.
To plough.
A Ploughman.
Constellation pointing to the north star is "The Plough".
A Plow. To Plow. A Plowman. The Plow. Nah. Doesn't look right. Sorry. To me that says "Plow", rhymes with "Low".
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I wasn't criticising anyone. I was just telling you that you were wrong. :)
A Plough.
To plough.
A Ploughman.
Constellation pointing to the north star is "The Plough".
A Plow. To Plow. A Plowman. The Plow. Nah. Doesn't look right. Sorry. To me that says "Plow", rhymes with "Low".
That's a silly answer. A lot of ow words rhyme with plow, cow, sow, now, wow, but I can't think of any ough words that do, although, dough, borough, cough, rough, enough. :dunno:
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Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. :zoinks:
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I wasn't criticising anyone. I was just telling you that you were wrong. :)
A Plough.
To plough.
A Ploughman.
Constellation pointing to the north star is "The Plough".
A Plow. To Plow. A Plowman. The Plow. Nah. Doesn't look right. Sorry. To me that says "Plow", rhymes with "Low".
That's a silly answer. A lot of ow words rhyme with plow, cow, sow, now, wow, but I can't think of any ough words that do, although, dough, borough, cough, rough, enough. :dunno:
Sow?!
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Yeah, that's right. It's a female pig.
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Only at I2. :laugh:
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Yeah, that's right. It's a female pig.
Ohh.
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Plough. Rhymes with Bough.
I'm with you on Humor. At least that looks right. One can overlook words that look right. But PLOW is just wrong. It's like finger nails running down a blackboard.
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Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. :zoinks:
Model/dancer/actress Julianne Hough pronounces her last name "Huff,"
but I always hear it in my mind as "Ho," because I'm a catty little bitch. :zoinks:
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I wasn't criticising anyone. I was just telling you that you were wrong. :)
A Plough.
To plough.
A Ploughman.
Constellation pointing to the north star is "The Plough".
A Plow. To Plow. A Plowman. The Plow. Nah. Doesn't look right. Sorry. To me that says "Plow", rhymes with "Low".
That's a silly answer. A lot of ow words rhyme with plow, cow, sow, now, wow, but I can't think of any ough words that do, although, dough, borough, cough, rough, enough. :dunno:
Ghoti. *drops mic* :M 8)
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This was kind of hilarious. :M
Plow. Hmm, starts with a PL and ends with an OW. No, that can't be right. Let's add a U in there just for fun. And a G, and an H. I know we won't actually pronounce any of those letters, but we're fucking British.
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Plough. Rhymes with Bough.
Hey, you found the only one! :zoinks:
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It's the "LOW" part you geniuses. It's always going to rhyme with low.
Blow. Flow. Glow. Slow.
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It's the "LOW" part you geniuses. It's always going to rhyme with low.
Blow. Flow. Glow. Slow.
Scow, scowl, owl, pow, now, sow, vow, brow, how, now, fowl, howl, crown, gown, town, crowd, brown. Stop being a clown.
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It's the "LOW" part you geniuses. It's always going to rhyme with low.
Except when low doesn't make the long o sound, like clown, flower, allow, and uh, plow. :zoinks: Phonics is nobody's friend. :dunno: Still, I think this may be the first conversation you've ever responded to anything I've said to you, so this is freaking awesome. :plus:
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:popcorn:
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Only at I2. :laugh:
Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.
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Only at I2. :laugh:
Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.
Assbergers folks have pure minds. :M :angel:
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Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. :zoinks:
It's neither plough nor plow.
Een ploeg, ploegen and also de ploeg. (http://www.groningermuseum.nl/en/de-ploeg)
The Dutch saw art in cultivating soil.
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Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. :zoinks:
Missed this :plus: :lol1:
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Only at I2. :laugh:
Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.
Something blinked. :P
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It's plow here.
$100.00 for them to do a quickie in the driveway.
Then the state guy with the bigger plow comes and blocks in the mailboxes again.
I want plowed for free. :GA:
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Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. :zoinks:
It's neither plough nor plow.
Een ploeg, ploegen and also de ploeg. (http://www.groningermuseum.nl/en/de-ploeg)
The Dutch saw art in cultivating soil.
In that case, hoegen nougen, brougen cougen. :zoinks:
Only at I2. :laugh:
Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.
I'm still thinking about porn, if that helps any. :zoinks:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
And how does that make you feel? :trollface:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
What am I wearing? :eyelash:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
It's a Birthday present for your mind. :moon:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
And how does that make you feel? :trollface:
I think I may need another prescription med for this. :GA:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
What am I wearing? :eyelash:
All your ... bits are blurred out. :hide: :GA:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
It's a Birthday present for your mind. :moon:
I'm too old for this shit. :GA:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
What am I wearing? :eyelash:
All your ... bits are blurred out. :hide: :GA:
:lol1:
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Dammit, now I'm thinking about gopher porn. >:( :GA:
And how does that make you feel? :trollface:
I think I may need another prescription med for this. :GA:
It's just luuuurve. :zoinks:
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Only at I2. :laugh:
Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.
I'm still thinking about porn, if that helps any. :zoinks:
Not really- that's your baseline anyway. :P
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Only at I2. :laugh:
Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.
I'm still thinking about porn, if that helps any. :zoinks:
Not really- that's your baseline anyway. :P
:agreed: He's a filthy-minded little varmint! :gopher:
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:agreed:
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And you seppo lot spell 'aluminium' wrong too.
Blame the guy who invented the Dictionary :M
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Plough. Rhymes with Bough.
Hey, you found the only one! :zoinks:
Not the only one . Plough also rhymes with Slough :green:
(as in London Borough of Slough. It doesn't rhyme with borough though, not with either of those words cos that would be silly wouldn't it? )
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"Row" can rhyme with "cow" or "dough". So can "bow".
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Hast thou thought this tough test through, though?
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Thank fuck English is my first language.
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Plough. Rhymes with Bough.
Hey, you found the only one! :zoinks:
Not the only one . Plough also rhymes with Slough :green:
(as in London Borough of Slough. It doesn't rhyme with borough though, not with either of those words cos that would be silly wouldn't it? )
I'm pretty sure more weird limey examples don't count. :zoinks:
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Thank fuck English is my first language.
Seconded! I can't imagine trying to learn it at midlife, with hundreds of exceptions to the rules. :GA:
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Plough. Rhymes with Bough.
Hey, you found the only one! :zoinks:
Not the only one . Plough also rhymes with Slough :green:
(as in London Borough of Slough. It doesn't rhyme with borough though, not with either of those words cos that would be silly wouldn't it? )
I'm pretty sure more weird limey examples don't count. :zoinks:
I beg to differ. I'm a weird limey, and I count. Allow me to demonstrate: one, two (forget the "w" , just there for show. "buckle my shoe" is what it rhymes with, actually) , three, four (does not rhyme with sour, but with door) , five, six , seven, eight (pronounced "ate", mate ) nine, ten, a big fat hen ....etceteras :green: shall i continue? >:D
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Plough. Rhymes with Bough.
Hey, you found the only one! :zoinks:
Not the only one . Plough also rhymes with Slough :green:
(as in London Borough of Slough. It doesn't rhyme with borough though, not with either of those words cos that would be silly wouldn't it? )
I'm pretty sure more weird limey examples don't count. :zoinks:
I beg to differ. I'm a weird limey, and I count. Allow me to demonstrate: one, two (forget the "w" , just there for show. "buckle my shoe" is what it rhymes with, actually) , three, four (does not rhyme with sour, but with door) , five, six , seven, eight (pronounced "ate", mate ) nine, ten, a big fat hen ....etceteras :green: shall i continue? >:D
But those are real words, not weird limey words that only weird limeys use. :zoinks:
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There are about 170 irregular verbs in the English language. "Plough" is one of them. That's the way it is. Live with it.
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There are about 170 irregular verbs in the English language. "Plough" is one of them. That's the way it is. Live with it.
But you're the one arguing that one of the spellings is actually wrong. :dunno: No one has even said anything about irregular verbs. I'm guessing ploughed would be the past tense form of the spelling, and if that true it wouldn't qualify as an irregular verb. Irregular verbs are words that don't use the usual ed ending in past tense, like go and went, come and came. I don't even know what you're trying to say anymore. Quit trying to make intellectual arguments about a valid spelling you just don't personally like. :lol1:
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Sorry Gary. I truly am. I thought I'd explained what I was trying to say.
What I meant to say was....
...It's "PLOUGH". Not "PLOW".
PLOUGH
There's no reason to change it as the word has worked just fine for at least a thousand years.
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Sorry Gary. I truly am. I thought I'd explained what I was trying to say.
What I meant to say was....
...It's "PLOUGH". Not "PLOW".
PLOUGH
There's no reason to change it as the word has worked just fine for at least a thousand years.
You need to drink some prune juice
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Sorry Gary. I truly am. I thought I'd explained what I was trying to say.
What I meant to say was....
...It's "PLOUGH". Not "PLOW".
PLOUGH
There's no reason to change it as the word has worked just fine for at least a thousand years.
Plow :M
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Sorry Gary. I truly am. I thought I'd explained what I was trying to say.
What I meant to say was....
...It's "PLOUGH". Not "PLOW".
PLOUGH
There's no reason to change it as the word has worked just fine for at least a thousand years.
Plow :M
^ What he said. :M 8)
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Plough. :M
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There are about 170 irregular verbs in the English language. "Plough" is one of them. That's the way it is. Live with it.
Plow, plew, plown?
:smarty:
Plough looks like hard work. So it should be plough, because it is hard work.
Ploegen still is better though.
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Sorry Gary. I truly am. I thought I'd explained what I was trying to say.
What I meant to say was....
...It's "PLOUGH". Not "PLOW".
PLOUGH
There's no reason to change it as the word has worked just fine for at least a thousand years.
Well it's about gawd damned time. :zoinks:
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Plough. Any other words you have problems spelling? :trollface:
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The American spelling is better in every way, because :murica:
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Americans also miss out the "ly" for example, in "secondly". You miss out the "the" in "November the 1st". Though that's not technically spelling.
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Plough. Any other words you have problems spelling? :trollface:
I'm a terrible speller in general. Want to make something of it? :zoinks:
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Is there any snow left in Boston?
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Plough. Any other words you have problems spelling? :trollface:
I'm a terrible speller in general. Want to make something of it? :zoinks:
Why not? :zoinks:
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Is there any snow left in Boston?
Don't know about Boston, but there is still snow on the ground in my part of the state. But ...
the next couple of days are going to be ridiculously warm (like 80F) and it will all melt. :melt:
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Plough. Any other words you have problems spelling? :trollface:
I'm a terrible speller in general. Want to make something of it? :zoinks:
Why not? :zoinks:
Then you better hope your squirt gun can spell better than my squirt gun. :zoinks:
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Plough. Any other words you have problems spelling? :trollface:
I'm a terrible speller in general. Want to make something of it? :zoinks:
Why not? :zoinks:
Then you better hope your squirt gun can spell better than my squirt gun. :zoinks:
I didn't know they could spell. :tard:
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Is there any snow left in Boston?
Don't know about Boston, but there is still snow on the ground in my part of the state. But ...
the next couple of days are going to be ridiculously warm (like 80F) and it will all melt. :melt:
Where is it supposed to hit 80? I keep hearing that, but it's not in any of the forecasts I follow (home, work, boyfriend, Boston, Providence).
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Is there any snow left in Boston?
Don't know about Boston, but there is still snow on the ground in my part of the state. But ...
the next couple of days are going to be ridiculously warm (like 80F) and it will all melt. :melt:
Where is it supposed to hit 80? I keep hearing that, but it's not in any of the forecasts I follow (home, work, boyfriend, Boston, Providence).
Here in Central Mass. it is rumored it will be that hot. So far it feels warm but nowhere near 80. 8)
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Plough. Any other words you have problems spelling? :trollface:
I'm a terrible speller in general. Want to make something of it? :zoinks:
Why not? :zoinks:
Then you better hope your squirt gun can spell better than my squirt gun. :zoinks:
I didn't know they could spell. :tard:
See? I'm already winning. :zoinks:
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^ Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts. :gopher: :trollskull:
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I just got the joke.
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Better late than never!