obese- i can go on a diet.
camping in a tent in the beautiful outdoors, or in a hotel in the big, bust city?
Literally losing my mind.Uh, shitting in private. the cleanup is harder, but you spare yourself the embarrasment.
Pissing yourself in public or shitting yourself in private?
Benny Hinn. At least he's only slaying people "in the spirit".
Two days without water or a week without food?
I was answering your post, not addressing you, and I know people who hate mountain dew so much they would rather be hit in the face than drink it.
:LOL: I read just that last post, and thought the question was addressed to me.
Drink mountain dew. I'm not into that kind of pain.
Okay, winners face off. Pyraxis or PMS Elle?
I hope I die during the inevitable UN operation to free America from its tyrannical rulers.
East Coast. At least the Kindergarten Cop is not my governor.golden showers
Scat or golden showers?
ass or arse?ass, saying arse should be used only by fruity british members only
Wine or Beer?
Answer the previous 'this or that' OR pick any you like from the thread?
Purposeful Insanity OR McJagger
Smear if there's no speculum and I just get fingered. Anal if there's a speculum for the other procudure. I jump out the window if there's a speculum for both.
Red or black licorice?
Yeeek, um, hugged by a stranger. Easier to tune out.
Red or blue?
Mountians or the beach??mountains
Mountians or the beach??mountains
Mountians or the beach??mountains
MountainsSomebody missed Me. :(
Horse racing or Car racing
MountainsSomebody missed Me. :(
Horse racing or Car racing
Whichever had the least calories and alcohol.
Winning ten million dollars and never getting laid again, or goign bankrupt and losing everything and everyone you have right now but hooking up with someone every night?
Coffee with cream.
Chocolate or vanilla?
every flavor known to man.
completely satisfied or leave them wanting more?
Steel handcuffs.a kick in the face.
A kick in the face or a punch in the groin?
charles manson or jeffrey dahmer?Manson, they are both sickos but I think Manson is a better known in pop culture.
Rudolph, sounds like an evil nazi reindeer. Although bambi from drawn together is pretty pimp.Gun, that way I can be far away from the target and shoot at my leisure, unless I have a gun with only one bullet. In which case I would pick a knife.
Would you rather kill someone with a gun or a knife? Or how about a soft river stone? Or a soggy napkin?
The eulogy. I love public speaking, actually. Were you just watching Seinfeld?Kleenex.
Kleenex or puffs?
dick.But that means you like Dick Cheney, I suppose he did shoot a lawyer so he can't be all bad! ;D
because i like richard but i hate george w bush.
single or married?
Being able to read minds, though it would suck too in a way.
Being known as "cheap" or as a "spendthrift"?
Beatles
Pro wrestling or pro boxing
Testicles once a month. They are considered a delicacy where I come from. ;)
Never drinking alcohol again OR being forced to drink five alcoholic drinks per day, every day.
posn- what is the difference?
fucking or making love?
69
missionary or doggy style
Beer or wine?
Cashews!!!Cashew butter is excellent and so is pecan butter. MMMMM HHHMMM!
Have you ever had cashew butter??? Mmmmmmm good!!
Go to a formal award ceremony in a Tux and listen to 4 hours of boring speeches but get free alcohol and food.
or
Sit at home and watch TV and have beer and pizza??
Would you rather eat a family pet (you can cook it first) or eat your own shit (you can cook that to if you wish)?
Windows, simply because although I know all the arguments as to why linux is better I have a lot less problems with my laptop (which has windows on it) than Dunc seems to have with his pc (linux).
Would you rather eat a family pet (you can cook it first) or eat your own shit (you can cook that to if you wish)?
Finding the Love of Life. I'm getting old and tired.
Mercedes or Cadillac?
Neither one. A Honda because it gets better gas mileage.
Taking a 10% chance of killing 1000 people or directly killing 50 people.
Male.. they aren't as catty.
Pizza or burgers??
ForkDish, I aren't eating off someone's intestine :laugh:
Dish or bowel?
To watch.
Black powder or smokeless powder? 8)
JJ. He was more of a gentleman.
Woodrow Wilson or FDR?
Priest.president-with a lower cased p (weak central gov't)
Archduke or president?
Paper cut. It will heal faster and easier. At least on me.Sweden-don't know why.
Sweden or Norway?
Chalk board, beacuse I'm old fashioned.pencil-i make too many mistakes.
Pen or pencil?
I'd have to go with the 9inch monster, I like a good hard fucking and you aint gonna get that with 3 inch, plus you can teach skill at foreplay.what or what?
I'd have to go with the 9inch monster, I like a good hard fucking and you aint gonna get that with 3 inch, plus you can teach skill at foreplay.what or what?
the smart one.
depeche mode or the petshop boys?
wireless phone
4x4 or 2x4?
Dating the person who used to be very large, because they will probably be healthier and live longer, even with loose skin.
Chicken or beef?
penguin
chlorine or fluoride?
Intellectual jokes.
Have horrible gas during sex, or during a job interview?
Sex with a sibling.
Sex in a shower or sex in the garden??
blue, dodger blue
For my intelligence.
British museum or National Portrait Gallery?
Never been to either (that would involve going near London I suspect :puke: ) but if names are owt to go on the British Museum. I'm not sufficiently interested in portraits to visit a gallery focused on them.
Indian or Chinese?
You forgot to ask, Pete. ;)
For my intelligence.
British museum or National Portrait Gallery?
British museum. The National Portrait Gallery sounds like it gets less visitors than my granny's vagina.
Being raped or waking up in a bath of ice cubes with a kidney missing?
Sleep. I haven't had a good, satisfying night's sleep and woken refreshed in longer than I can remember.
Would you rather eat brussels sprouts or frogspawn?*
*You can cook either option first.
Rich and depressed, seeing as I can be both loved and depressed anyway, so if I were poor and loved I might still be depressed.
Changing your sex for a day or changing your MBTI type for a day (to any type you want it to be)?
DAMN YOU FLYING TOASTER!!! YOUR EVIL PLOTS HAVE FOILED MY PLANS AGAIN!!!!!!!!! :moon: :pie: :pie: :pie:
???
Rich and depressed, seeing as I can be both loved and depressed anyway, so if I were poor and loved I might still be depressed.
Changing your sex for a day or changing your MBTI type for a day (to any type you want it to be)?
Change my sex. I'd like to try out being a woman, and see if it's as much fun as it looks.
A week of the most fun and sexual satisfaction you've ever had, followed by a red hot needle up your urethra to cure the STD's, or a week of normal day to day life?
Six feet of snow. I wish things were more seasonal here, rather than winter just being a wetter, cooler and darker version of summer, with extra mud.
Your kid being (eventually) a professionally successful psychopath who has no feelings for you, or a homeless junkie who's too ashamed of themselves to talk to you.
DAMN YOU FLYING TOASTER!!! YOUR EVIL PLOTS HAVE FOILED MY PLANS AGAIN!!!!!!!!! :moon: :pie: :pie: :pie:???
Scrapheap got your riddle wrong, PMS Elle.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2302.msg109225#msg109225
Walking thru a swamp or a desert!
Colostomy bag, I'm a nurse and you can cover it up during sex!
Dating a supermodel who's a Diva or the Girl next door, who's plain looking but nice!
Yogurt- almost everyone on the PLANET is cooler than me. Being LESS cool than me is a feat of accomplishment.
It's hard to make Lobster taco's so I'll say Shrimp.
British/Irish Stouts or German Double Bock??
I don't really drink whiskey, so I will have to say Amaretto.
White wine or red wine?
Kfed because nobody would ever watch it. :laugh:
Losing a pinky finger, or never being able to do your favorite sexual position again? (All other positions are still allowed.)
Pissing. It's the one thing I know I can always beat a woman at.
Inline (V-12) fighter planes (P-51, Spitfire, Me-109) or Radial engine fighter planes (P-47, Corsair, FW-190)??
Three arms. I like my arms and hate my breasts.80 just because i have kids that i need to watch grow.
Living in decent health until age 80, or living in perfect health and perfect bliss for ten more years and then dropping dead on the anniversary of having made this decision?
Internet.
that wasn't nice. I feel panicky now. :'(
piss or vinegar?Vinegar
Stabbed.
Drink piss or drink lite beer.
yes you're wondering is there a difference?
Epi-fucking-dural, and some severe sedation afterward to get rid of the shock.
Waking up tomorrow and being two feet shorter, or waking up tomorrow and being of the opposite sex?
Apple, since they still make machines.
auto-cannibalism or self-immolation?
Yes.
One, or the other?
fuel injected on alcohol= cocaine and jackdaniels?Yes.
One, or the other?
Niether.... I'm not into death worship.
Carbureted on Gasoline?? or Fuel Injected on Alcohol??
Gay.
One for the 'boys': having to have PMS once a month or having to sit down to pee.
is this a trick question ?? ................................ glory?
A long life struggling to attain your goals? Or achiving you goals quickly and dying soon afterwards.
Moi. I don't want to play with flo, he scares me.
Butter or lard?
Grapes.
And that was cheating.
Lying or stealing?
German, no question.a threesome.
Drunk slut or heroine nympho?
Computer. And Guinness is Irish, you muppet.walk through dogshit.....barefooted.
Walk through dogshit or sit through a whole episode of Home And Away?
If Mogen David = MD 20/20, I'll go for that... ahh nostalgia! :green:
Earwax or toe bogies?
Got to be the O-master. :thumbup:
German beer or Belgian beer?
Tastes great. Fuck weight.bags.
Pipes or bags
Cranberry.friendfield!
<homer simpson impression>...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... cranberry juice....</homer simpson impression>
Seinfeld or Friends?
Tux.
live cat or dead cat.
ClerksStella...but only because I've had it.
Bavik or Stella Artios??
What? It's a valid question. If you HAD to choose.
You still haven't made the choice yet.What? It's a valid question. If you HAD to choose.
Oh its a valid question but still an evil one- that's one of the reasons why I love this thread- we've had some really twisted this or that's posted. :laugh:
Getting raped by an alien, because Emo kids are ghey.
Having your dominant hand amputated or losing both your legs in a tragic boating accident?
Plus you would have been boating. A bit of boating always makes me feel better.A million dollars.
I'd take the pain. I can't stand to be itchy.
A million dollars, or a million orgasms?
chili up my AAARRSE!! rather than zits from cheese.
hypothermia. by the time you're gone you're already away with the fairies.
death by necrotising fasciitis or strapped in a chair being bombarded with Billy Ray Cyrus' greatest hits?
hypothermia. by the time you're gone you're already away with the fairies.
death by necrotising fasciitis or strapped in a chair being bombarded with Billy Ray Cyrus' greatest hits?
facial tick. i hate the hiccups.
Hannah Montana or Sabrina Da Teenage Witch?
:hornysign:
Living in Fahrenheit 451 world or 1984 world?
Buger if it's a veggie burger. If it has to be meat, then pizza.
Being named Michael Hunt, or being named Richard McHock?
Michael Hunt.
Being blown to pieces or crushed to death?
Buger if it's a veggie burger. If it has to be meat, then pizza.
Being named Michael Hunt, or being named Richard McHock?
You don't have to have meat on a pizza. It could be a veggie pizza, couldn't it?
Hatred.
Forgotten or remembered hatefully?
what is hung, drawn and quartered?
sounds better than burned alive.
killed by killer bees or killed by Bea Arthur?
where's your options Cal?Just start over.
tough one.
no TV, if i can have DVDs and watch them on my poot.
where's your options Cal?
what's Shoshtakovic?Classival Russian composer I think.
:plus: for the most best question ever!
the answer: uhh... that's a tough one. i've been dreaming about my old pets and they feel so dear to me. eating human flesh is disgusting. i really don't know. i guess i would have to say pet flesh if it died of natural causes. :laugh:
:plus: for the most best question ever!
the answer: uhh... that's a tough one. i've been dreaming about my old pets and they feel so dear to me. eating human flesh is disgusting. i really don't know. i guess i would have to say pet flesh if it died of natural causes. :laugh:
... but pets don't die of natural causes. There is absolutely nothing natural about an animal getting old enough to develop organic failures in the wild. If they do happen to get that old, they would naturally lose the next battle for survival they enter. Even the very act of keeping a pet is unnatural to the animals.
And what does "going macrobiotic" mean?nvm, Google helped me ;)
I see the benefits for both (I seriously doubt the "human cells" of the GM foods story). Macrobiotic foods (ie: locally grown grains, vegetables, etc) have been genetically modified over thousands of years of human farming technique. Utilising selective breeding; a slower version of genetic modification, farmers have been striving to produce hardier, more resistant and bountiful crops for years. Scientific technology has gotten to a point where we can do this much quicker than selective breeding. So to answer your question. I'd choose both for they are one and the same :)
:plus: for the most best question ever!
the answer: uhh... that's a tough one. i've been dreaming about my old pets and they feel so dear to me. eating human flesh is disgusting. i really don't know. i guess i would have to say pet flesh if it died of natural causes. :laugh:
... but pets don't die of natural causes. There is absolutely nothing natural about an animal getting old enough to develop organic failures in the wild. If they do happen to get that old, they would naturally lose the next battle for survival they enter. Even the very act of keeping a pet is unnatural to the animals.
And what does "going macrobiotic" mean?nvm, Google helped me ;)
I see the benefits for both (I seriously doubt the "human cells" of the GM foods story). Macrobiotic foods (ie: locally grown grains, vegetables, etc) have been genetically modified over thousands of years of human farming technique. Utilising selective breeding; a slower version of genetic modification, farmers have been striving to produce hardier, more resistant and bountiful crops for years. Scientific technology has gotten to a point where we can do this much quicker than selective breeding. So to answer your question. I'd choose both for they are one and the same :)
no they are not. real genetic modding is injecting poison into the very cell or "embryo" of the plant and then watching it grow into a fullysized poison plant. this is evil.
death by gun or knife
Sigh...
I should've remembered that you two never tire of sexual banter. OK, how about this:
Dying durring sex, or dying at 200mph on the Autobahn??
Sex while doing 200mhp on the Autobahn would almost certainly result in the same thing, now that I think of it.
Sex while doing 200mhp on the Autobahn would almost certainly result in the same thing, now that I think of it.
remind me not to let you drive...
Sex while doing 200mhp on the Autobahn would almost certainly result in the same thing, now that I think of it.
remind me not to let you drive...
not if you can't even get "mph" right. :smarty:
:laugh:
not if you can't even get "mph" right. :smarty:
:laugh:
Easy, have the sex of my life and die.dusk
Dawn or dusk?
coke
daddy or chips?
worcester sauce
cool aspies who wear cool hats, or fat retards with no brains?
Fries
Rap or Metal
You're not playing right. You didn't give a this or that option. :PFries
Rap or Metal
Fuck em both
You're not playing right. You didn't give a this or that option. :PFries
Rap or Metal
Fuck em both
Escalator or elevator?
Bah. Stop frustrating those of us who are so rigid about rulesYou're not playing right. You didn't give a this or that option. :PFries
Rap or Metal
Fuck em both
Escalator or elevator?
I know. I'm bad at this game :zoinks:
Wheat
Dysentery or projectile vomiting?
A million dollars, no doubt. Being able to buy the more expensive foods, like lobster, (real) wild salmon, ecological meat, etc. for years probably will enhance my lifespan a tadski also (I'm thinking). Little (cosy) house with decent stretch of land.. brilliant too.
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A million dollars (or €s/you won the lottery): carefree partying for a couple of years or invest in something 'sensible' and continue more or less the same lifestyle whilst hoping that summa would have increased in say 10 years time?
self-employed
dark meat or white meat ( turkey )?
Recliner
Cd's or vinyl?
That's no real choice.
Long or short sleeves, in summer.
I only wear panties, and they aint big enough to put a belt on anyway >:D
On public transport, if you had to sit by someone would it be the spotty angry looking teenager plugged into a loud ipod or the grimy drunk who is fast asleep?
Flat shoes, out of necessity.
Laces or zipper, in said shoes.
butter.
Cotton or wool?
v-neck
Which chore do you prefer....cleaning the kitchen or scrubbing the bathroom?
v-neck
Which chore do you prefer....cleaning the kitchen or scrubbing the bathroom?
I prefer the kitchen, toilets are nasty! :zombiefuck:
v-neck
Which chore do you prefer....cleaning the kitchen or scrubbing the bathroom?
I prefer the kitchen, toilets are nasty! :zombiefuck:
Kitchens can be gross too :(
v-neck
Which chore do you prefer....cleaning the kitchen or scrubbing the bathroom?
I prefer the kitchen, toilets are nasty! :zombiefuck:
Kitchens can be gross too :(
I can handle them, I'm a semi-professional dishwasher! :multitask:
Chilled.
Fruit or veggies?
Either, but usually it's through speakers
Sing along with the car radio or just tap your foot?
Tap water
Broadway musical or a dramatic play?
Depends on the mood I'm in. Lately it would be action films.
Swimming or hiking?
Gloves. I like having use of all my fingers :P
You need a room painted in your house: Do it yourself or hire someone?
Turkey :orly:
Cow or goat? :hyke:
Snake the drain (Y would any1 trap pee)
Hankie or kleenex?
Already am infected with herpes. (cold sores) When will the filthy rich part follow?
Headache or stomach-ache?
Headache
Manicure or pedicure?
Dunno, never eat bagels.. but I'll have one with cream cheese, please.
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Homeopathy: 'believe' in it or not?
Beef so rare it's bloody
Be either half your height, or, double your weight?
You should have answered MY question instead of Lutra's.
Don't you like me? :'(
Behind a bar, you'd make a killing in tips I'm sureYou should have answered MY question instead of Lutra's.
Don't you like me? :'(
Ok, i will answer your question, i am sure she does like you, she just did
:asthing:
odeons question = CD
cousin's question = liked
now my question - should i work in PR or behind a bar? :zoinks:
^ You should give Odeon a hug (or cuddle) and make peace, CBC. :laugh:
Um, gun to my head/had to choose.. I'd go for salt here. A dish can 'go' without pepper but dishes with 0% salt.. mwah. Plus, the p/m pepper 'taste' can be obtained via other means.
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A real book in hands or reading 'one' via e-reader?
Unscented. The scented ones tend to give me eczemas.
Socks or barefoot?
Rosebush
VEI 7 eruption or Richter scale 8 earthquake with Tsunami?
Bath
Live in the city or the countryside?
Psychology
Math or English
Up to three, all told.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7140635904/h008729C6/)
Super strong.
At Starbucks.
Tip or not tip.
The latter, for sure. Which, on the 1 hand, is a good thing (in a do-it-yourself kinda way/teaching yourself) but ja, on the other hand, one tends to reinvent the wheel over and over again.
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Shaving: the 'old fashioned way' with (foam) soap and blades.. or.. dry-styled, with an electrical apparatus?
(Ladies?) :green:
Hands til it hurts....then sticks.
Toilet paper or wet wipes?
If i was old then the surprise. At my age i would cling on as long as i could, pain or not.
gold or silver?
If i was old then the surprise. At my age i would cling on as long as i could, pain or not.
gold or silver?
You skipped my question :bigcry:
....gold...so I can hammer it into different shapes.
Book, or television series?
Smegma. It's one of my favorite words. :green:pandw
Pratt & Whitney PT6-A or Honeywell TPE-331??
Smegma. It's one of my favorite words. :green:pandw
Pratt & Whitney PT6-A or Honeywell TPE-331??
Sleep with TV on or off?
neither
dance belt or jock strap
GeekSlow, then frantic. :-)
slow or frantic ? :o
Blue. Dodger blue.
Come in.
Ugly face with a great body or pretty face on a fat, ugly body.
Off.
Stars or city lights?
Without.
Jump in a pool, or splash in a fountain?
Comb.
The thistles in brushes don't seem to work.
Climb a mountain, or hike a forest trail?
Jump into a pool....nekked.
Pot pourrie (sp.) or incense?
Text.
Take a nap or go to the gym?
Office.... provided it's with headphones, in a corner where I do not need to see anyone.
With commercials, or without?
Office.... provided it's with headphones, in a corner where I do not need to see anyone.
With commercials, or without?
Without! Unless Val Kilmer is appearing in the commercials. :P
Kindle/Nook, or paper book? :book:
Sitcom.
Period drama or scifi?
Crisply undercooked.
Carrot smoothie, or carrot cake?
Omg, where do you work???
Omg, where do you work???
I work in a retirement-home kitchen. We make some pretty darn nice food, including many cakes. 8)
^^pst whoreing thread killers^^
Ranch or blue cheese?
Steak fries.
On your pasta:
Alfredo or marinara sauce?
Denim
Tee or tank top?
Tee.
Baggy shorts or short shorts?
Grilled outdoors.
Taco Bell or Burger King?
Rained on....to lazy to carry umbrella.
iPhone or android?
Oil.
Cake slice or cupcake?
Breath mints.
Chocolate icecream, or chocolate chip icecream?
DVD...only because I've never actually seen a bluray.
Movie at home, movie in theatre?
Shades.
I don't like blinds because they are difficult to clean and often break.
Barefoot, or shoes?
Bailey Quarters
25 or 6 to 4
Lime, not a fan of lemon!
Daddy or Chips!?
DADDY... OR... CHIPS!
You american!?
It's a chip commercial!
Crisps
Romulan or Borg?
No socks
Hawaiian shirt or flannel?
Hood :)
And i wasn't being nationalist, more so that as you didn't get the question it was because it was from a British commercial! steady now...
Heinz or HP!
Ketchup!
To me or To You!
Um, candle, I reckon. Every evening I burn three tealights and I hardly ever use a flashlight. Well, okay, use the 'thing' on me camera quite often.
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Glasses to read: needed or not?
In the morning: Cup of tea first or phffff, bring on that coffee straight away?
Not. Make it black
Morning person or night owl?
iPad
E-book reader and a hard drive full of books, or the library?
Hard.
Hop scotch or jump rope?
White.. the dryer (sec²) the better goes.. here. Depending on the grape, region, weather there, etc..
~
To fill in a crossword puzzle or to sniff a line and go oinky on the dance floor?
I would usually say both, yet I'll just go with Batman.
Blonde or Brunette?
Blonde or Brunette?
History, geography was never my strong point!
Biology or Physics!?
(oh, and that's one annoying avatar you have there, BT.. (sorry). Um, an rapidly changing 'gif' on an auti-forum? Brilliant!)
Your dick, who knows where your toes have been!
Middle finger.
Catching mommy in bed with:
Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny
Virgins! They can be taught! and are usually less stiff and dry :p
And think of it, 72 hymens to bust up!!!!!!!
(oh, and that's one annoying avatar you have there, BT.. (sorry). Um, an rapidly changing 'gif' on an auti-forum? Brilliant!)
I'm sorry, did someone confuse Autism and Epilepsy!?
Never want. It's easy to blow through a 100k.
Gary Glitter or Tom Jones?
fuck that shit^Never want. It's easy to blow through a 100k.
Gary Glitter or Tom Jones?
Tom Jones. He can actually sing and is not a pedo. :M
Laundry detergent in liquid or powder form?
Action
Barking dog or female cat in heat?
Applesauce....just like that episode of the Brady Bunch
Down or memory foam pillow
Nothing to add or probably shouldn't have contributed?
White
Egg whites or yolk?
Whites, dressed up with a pile of melted cheese. :green:
Fried eggs or scrambled?
Whites, dressed up with a pile of melted cheese. :green:
Fried eggs or scrambled?
Scrambled :orly:
Latin or Greek?
No fan of either one really but ja, the new testament imo contains a lot of rubbish bullshit and there are some 'features' within the new age 'corner', like phytotherapy and the back to nature ideal e.g., I am interested in. (so.. new age, I pick)
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Learning how to speak and write: French or Italian?
Italian
Digital picture frames or single picture old fashioned kind?
Digital.
Sneakers or tennis shoes?
Tennis
Bodie or bodecca?
French fries
Odeon or web monkey?
Iced in the afternoon and hot in the morning
Val Kilmer o Tom Cruise?
:nerdy: disgustingly evil.
Short for Richard: Rick or Dick
I would rather you did and said you didn't.
Potato chip or corn chip?
CORN ON THE COB.
Death by:
drowning or burning?
Shower
Hand shake or fist bump?
ladybugs (we say ladybirds)
ladybugs (we say ladybirds)
But....but....they aren't birds. They aren't birds at all! :scratchhead:
Doubtfire.
Death by:
Neurological degenerative disease, or cancer?
Roll in the hay.
Oral before sex or oral to finish sex?
Dunno.. death by stroke/heart attack whilst having sex. Yes yes omg yes yes (http://www.intensitysquared.com/shoutBox/img/emoticons/eek.png) ddzzzz________________
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Less liked household chore:
Dusting and vacuuming.. or.. properly cleaning the toilet and bathroom?
Impression
Rooting for your favorite team
Cheer or clap
Cats
ice cream or yogurt?
neither
silk or flannel?
Poor and happy. Plus ja, physical fit.. for otherwise one's poor and miserable.
~
Bite nails of fingers or use a small pair of scissors? A small nail-file, maybe?
Adam Ant.
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Going to bed (on weekdays): before midnight or after midnight?
dish....then I can get toppings.
life, or death?
Real
Steak or chicken?
steak sauce.
Fried or baked?
steak sauce.
Fried or baked?
Baked. :angel: Anyway, fried food can give me heartburn.
Neither...but if I had to choose, it would be spoon.
sleep, or wake?
Eat pie with a fork or a spoon? :toporly:
Songs with vocal tracks with the exception of those that sound suspiciously like they have been written by third-graders.
Waffles or pancakes?
Marshmallows on anything!
large marshmallows, or small marshmallows?
never tried marshmallow sauce before...I will therefore go with chocolate :)
on icecream, hot fudge, or sprinkles?
Full fat, taste better
Honey Bun or Cinnamon roll?
plain cream ( when used )Full fat, taste better
Honey Bun or Cinnamon roll?
Delicious cinnamon! :2thumbsup:
Sweetened creamer in your :coffee: , or plain cream?
Pie
al a mode or whipped topping?
Smooth!
Eyes or mouth?
Depends on which Superman movie.
African swallow or European swallow?
Sugar
Savory or sweet?
Texting with telephone.
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Peaches or bananas?
Extra strength :2thumbsup:
:stoned: or :mushie:?
Marvel.
Kirk or Picard?
Tend to lean towards pop here. Pop's more creative than rock is, mostly.
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'According to Jim' or 'Seinfeld'?
Both at once.
North America or Europe? :trollface:
:GA:
Mints. I can't stand the idea of incessant chewing.
Roller coaster or Ferris wheel?
Black. No, red. No, black. :GA:
Would you rather be lead by a competent leader or lead yourself?
Picturesque alpine lake.
A fast boat or a fast car?
Having sex. :P
One perfect night or ten decent ones?
Game Of Thrones
Game Of Thrones
This is how to kill a thread. :M
A 36-inch cock that weighs 12 lbs and has to be carried around in a special harness that can't be hidden from general view, or a growth on your neck that won't stop talking to strangers?
A 36-inch cock that weighs 12 lbs and has to be carried around in a special harness that can't be hidden from general view, or a growth on your neck that won't stop talking to strangers?
The latter, it will have people running away from me faster.
Living in a tree house forty feet from the ground, or under water in a submarine used as a houseboat?
19 kids and pregnant with #20, or on a reality TV show that caters to the lowest possible form of human life?
Elmer Fudd.Mickey Mouseor Donald Duck?
Fall
Texting or receiving/making phone calls
SNOW
Trump or Carson
I use Stevia but I prefer sugar.
Headache or bellyache?
Top floor for the privacy.
Sunny spot, or cool shadow?
Jam.. blueberry jam = fav.
*we're jamming.. popchooahchooah* (-uncle Bob)
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Two course meal (dinner):
Soup and the main dish.. or.. main dish/course and dessert?
White or dark chocolate?
I had to google the shortbread. I think I'll go with that. Looks yummy!
Brownies or nanaimo bars?
Is golden syrup maple syrup? If so, I choose that.
Grilled cheese sandwich or peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Melon please
Cucumber or celery?
St. Paul, can't stand the writing style of st. John.Definitely Lord of the Rings. the Dark Materials trilogy is a temproary would-be classic, methinks. It's way too cynical, in too adult a way and tries too hard to be clever. Proper fantasy draws out the underlying meaning in mythological material. Pulman too often descends into taking the piss.
"His dark Materials" or "Lord of the Rings"?
Impressionism. When I look at surrealism all I see is distortion and it bugs me.
Couch or recliner chair?
definitely gas cos you can turn it straight off when that burning smell hits your nostrils :LOL:
seriously, electric takes far too long to heat up and cool down.
oh! and i'm with hyke on desserts. starters are too likely to be some weird acquired taste, to demonstrate your host's sophisticated palate. . Meh. oops! forgot the question part...ummm :apondering:
pain in the head or pain in the arse?
^ Hee hee.. albeit forgetting to post a new 'this or that?'. :green:didn't forget. had no right to post a new question, because i hadn't answered yours. but now you've gone and made it irresistable... :mischief:
Can someone who is diary intolerant eat cheese made from sheep's milk?Yes! Someone who is diary intolerant can eat anything that isn't inscribed with a real-life first-person story.
Yes or no?