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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Randy on June 01, 2007, 12:08:04 AM
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.
Randy have you ever considered writing in a journal?
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He'd rather torture the rest of us with his ramblings. >:(
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.
Randy have you ever considered writing in a journal?
I just want to see it on the Crime Investigation channel on Foxtel, so we have some proof as to how his world fell apart....
Right before he wanked himself to death.
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.
It sounds like Jessica has betrayed you and you should dump her.
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.
Randy have you ever considered writing in a journal?
Or anywhere where people don't have to see it?
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Randy, remember last year when you were acting like this and half the site wanted to strangle you? You're doing it again. Do us all a favour and restrict your self obsessed, deluded, incoherent bullshit to the Ginseng Forum where it belongs, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
cheers
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:agreed: :plus:
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He'd rather torture the rest of us with his ramblings. >:(
At least they are not ALL CAPS. :evillaugh:
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up?.
three strikes yer out. reason? retardation. we talk about sex because we are HORNY
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Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times.
Not at all I have Good times with My AS.
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hey, ichiro has a 24 game hitting streak.
how long ago did you start that thread?
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hey, ichiro has a 24 game hitting streak.
how long ago did you start that thread?
i'll find that little baby. ichiro is gonna tear it up son!!
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son?
son?
i got a bucket of balls and enough hair on my arse to weave two navajo rugs and you call me, son?
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it doesnt mean like you are my son. it means you act like a son. in a gangster rap video or something. look the point is, i like saying it so you shouldnt take it so literal
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it doesnt mean like you are my son. it means you act like a son. in a gangster rap video or something. look the point is, i like saying it so you shouldnt take it so literal
i like replying with jokes so you shouldn't take me too seriously.
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up?.
three strikes yer out. reason? retardation. we talk about sex because we are HORNY
Not all of us. Some are just mildly obsessed with the subject.
it doesnt mean like you are my son. it means you act like a son. in a gangster rap video or something. look the point is, i like saying it so you shouldnt take it so literal
So, we should only take as literal things that you dislike saying?
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i say, "randy" (sniggers uncontrollably) dear child ("child" spelled "t-w-e-r-p") - i've been away for a bit. do tell me whether or not you've managed to have a shag yet? surely they sell chopped liver and jam jars where you live?
and McQ (or any other letter from the arse end of the alphabet) - i can beat you: THREE navajo rugs. so fuck off, baldy. :-*
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it doesnt mean like you are my son. it means you act like a son. in a gangster rap video or something. look the point is, i like saying it so you shouldnt take it so literal
How does a son act?
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and McQ (or any other letter from the arse end of the alphabet) - i can beat you: THREE navajo rugs. so fuck off, baldy. :-*
that is impressive. and now i am em-bare-assed!
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Randy, remember last year when you were acting like this and half the site wanted to strangle you? You're doing it again. Do us all a favour and restrict your self obsessed, deluded, incoherent bullshit to the Ginseng Forum where it belongs, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
cheers
QFT and for the sheer futility of people saying anything to an attention whore. +
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Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times.
Not at all I have Good times with My AS.
I love my AS! :green:
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and McQ (or any other letter from the arse end of the alphabet) - i can beat you: THREE navajo rugs. so fuck off, baldy. :-*
that is impressive. and now i am em-bare-assed!
:plus: for the pun, McQ. i'm nearly impressed, myself. :P
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it doesnt mean like you are my son. it means you act like a son. in a gangster rap video or something. look the point is, i like saying it so you shouldnt take it so literal
"I am the black wizards"?
World of Warcraft much, nigger?
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and McQ (or any other letter from the arse end of the alphabet) - i can beat you: THREE navajo rugs. so fuck off, baldy. :-*
that is impressive. and now i am em-bare-assed!
:plus: for the pun, McQ. i'm nearly impressed, myself. :P
thanks.
but i am trying to impress eclair....and failing miserably.
maybe she likes a more serious guy, seriously.
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but i am trying to impress eclair....and failing miserably.
maybe she likes a more serious guy, seriously.
Nah. They either confuse or enrage her.
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but i am trying to impress eclair....and failing miserably.
maybe she likes a more serious guy, seriously.
Nah. They either confuse or enrage her.
seriously?
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but i am trying to impress eclair....and failing miserably.
maybe she likes a more serious guy, seriously.
Nah. They either confuse or enrage her.
seriously?
enragedly so.
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maybe she is just trying to challenge me.
but she is depressing me instead. :'(
oh noes, i just had a calandale moment.
shoot me now!
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Face or ass?
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just shoot first and ask questions later.
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Face or ass?
there's a difference with McQ?
only joking - McQ is actually rather good looking.
WTF am i saying!! i'll get a reputation of being nice to McQ. eek! :o
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Face or ass?
there's a difference with McQ?
only joking - McQ is actually rather good looking.
WTF am i saying!! i'll get a reputation of being nice to McQ. eek! :o
one wouldn't want that.
you have a reputation to uphold.
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only joking - McQ is actually rather good looking.
WTF am i saying!! i'll get a reputation of being nice to McQ. eek! :o
one wouldn't want that.
you have a reputation to uphold.
quite. tell you what, shall we just keep it to ourselves, dear heart?
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only joking - McQ is actually rather good looking.
WTF am i saying!! i'll get a reputation of being nice to McQ. eek! :o
one wouldn't want that.
you have a reputation to uphold.
quite. tell you what, shall we just keep it to ourselves, dear heart?
now if i replied then that would give it away.
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you did reply, my old tyro.
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It'll come back to you, Lucifer. I promise. :laugh:
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oh yeah.
see that, you return and my game leaves.
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oh no - i am sucking all the strength and wittiness from you, McQ. mind you, as it's the nearest i'll get to actually sucking you, i suppose you should be grateful. i know i am. ;)
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oh no - i am sucking all the strength and wittiness from you, McQ. mind you, as it's the nearest i'll get to actually sucking you, i suppose you should be grateful. i know i am. ;)
i suppose i am. since i heard that you are pure evil.
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oh no - i am sucking all the strength and wittiness from you, McQ. mind you, as it's the nearest i'll get to actually sucking you, i suppose you should be grateful. i know i am. ;)
Hey! :P
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oh no - i am sucking all the strength and wittiness from you, McQ. mind you, as it's the nearest i'll get to actually sucking you, i suppose you should be grateful. i know i am. ;)
Hey! :P
oh, calm down, big boy. you KNOW it's you, and only you... :-*
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Lucifer you've only been back 24 hours and you're already making the boys fight. :laugh:
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I can take him anytime, you hear! :boxers:
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Lucifer you've only been back 24 hours and you're already making the boys fight. :laugh:
yes, well, at least they're not fighting me, eh? there has to be some method in my madness... :angel:
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oh no - i am sucking all the strength and wittiness from you, McQ. mind you, as it's the nearest i'll get to actually sucking you, i suppose you should be grateful. i know i am. ;)
i suppose i am. since i heard that you are pure evil.
you love it, McQ. don't deny it. >:D
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Lucifer you've only been back 24 hours and you're already making the boys fight. :laugh:
yes, well, at least they're not fighting me, eh? there has to be some method in my madness... :angel:
But you could easily take them both anyway- and you can read that however you want to ;)
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:laugh: :plus:
simultaneously or serially?
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:laugh: :plus:
simultaneously or serially?
Either could be fun. >:D
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:laugh: :plus:
simultaneously or serially?
Either could be fun. >:D
hmmm... i may have to rethink my definition of "fun"... :o
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You'll not do their ego any good talking like that :laugh:
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ohdearwhatashame.
no, wait - i didn't mean it! i love you both, honest. oh, yes, but i love odeon more, obviously. unless McQ does something horrible, in which i love them equally. (but i'm only kidding with that last bit, odeon - only you... :heart: )
woss this thread about, again?
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A selfish bitch cunt fucker, apparently.
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I can take him anytime, you hear! :boxers:
i am willing to share if you are. she is much too much woman for just one of us anyways.
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Share with all boys. ;D
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A selfish bitch cunt fucker, apparently.
How appropriate.
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i am beginning to wonder if lucifer and calandale have some sort of history together.....
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Depends on when she died.
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Lucifer dead. >:D
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I find that those who are
tend to be more fun. That's
why I play with myself.
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I can take him anytime, you hear! :boxers:
i am willing to share if you are. she is much too much woman for just one of us anyways.
oi, McQ! woss all this being nice to me lark? are you trying to lull me into a false sense of security?
I find that those who are
tend to be more fun. That's
why I play with myself.
ooooh, a new word: "autonecrophilia". marvellous. if a little incredible. i mean, how? ???
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ooooh, a new word: "autonecrophilia". marvellous. if a little incredible. i mean, how? ???
You want a description of how I masturbate?
Not too oddly, AFAIK - at least since I last
injured my back. :angel:
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You want a description of how I masturbate?
Not too oddly, AFAIK - at least since I last
injured my back. :angel:
er, not especially: i can probably work it out. you intimated you prefer dead things, and then went on to talk about masturbation, so you'd have to be dead and wanking, hence "auto" (to oneself) "necrophilia" (literally, "love of the dead"). oh, never mind... ::)
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er, not especially: i can probably work it out. you intimated you prefer dead things, and then went on to talk about masturbation, so you'd have to be dead and wanking, hence "auto" (to oneself) "necrophilia" (literally, "love of the dead"). oh, never mind... ::)
You think that the dead stop having fun?
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depends whether they're incorporeal or not, i suppose. never really thought about it, to be honest. i shall go and think about it, after i've waded through three pages of new posts, and done some work...
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Dead people rarely turn me on.
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Dead people rarely turn me on.
That makes me feel a whole hell of a lot safer.
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Dead people rarely turn me on.
That makes me feel a whole hell of a lot safer.
and so it should - odeon is, in fact, the most notorious sex demon since gunther.
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Why, thank you, my dear. One does what one can to keep up with the young ones.
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as long as you can keep it up with me, my little chickpea, i couldn't give a toss about the young ones... ;) :-*
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A question of figurative speech, obviously. Pay it no attention, my dear.
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right-y ho.
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I forgot you to Lucifer ;D
Did you go huh? How long did it take you?
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did i go where? or is that just a generic "do i go"? if it's the latter, don't be so impertinent.
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Two strikes bitch! You resort to sexual shit because you dont want to grow up? Think about needs of others, as best you can, bitch. Yeah, sure you were out to eat, part of your cunt fucker scheme. Fuckn cunt fucker was told tactfully to. Oh shit, this has AS written it. Lets just say compromising is envolved. Poor dear. I need to think how to help her, otherwise it will not be a good marriage. Everytime I listen for advice, its black and white. AS must be hell at times. I am meant to be a doctor, its so apparent.
....the fuck?
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randy, meet willow. willow, this is randy. he's feeling a little better now. >:D
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randy, meet willow. willow, this is randy. he's feeling a little better now. >:D
Willow, also know as "ThePeaGurl" to the P.
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randy, meet willow. willow, this is randy. he's feeling a little better now. >:D
glad to see he has taken a nap. :P
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randy, meet willow. willow, this is randy. he's feeling a little better now. >:D
Willow, also know as "ThePeaGurl" to the P.
did you just ask me to pee on you?
that's pretty out of line...
I don't have to go right now. ask again in an hour.
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He is the pea guy, aka peegai/the p, touchy ginger phag, etc etc. man of a thousand names. I think he likes you. >:D
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He is the pea guy, aka peegai/the p, touchy ginger phag, etc etc. man of a thousand names. I think he likes you. >:D
so now I don't get to pee on someone? I was pretty excited about the concept.
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
too bad.
i was going to feel you out a bit longer and then i was going to offer myself as a recepticle for your golden bliss.
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
too bad.
i was going to feel you out a bit longer and then i was going to offer myself as a recepticle for your golden bliss.
sorry..I only piss on people out of anger.
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
too bad.
i was going to feel you out a bit longer and then i was going to offer myself as a recepticle for your golden bliss.
sorry..I only piss on people out of anger.
i am sure that i can manage that.
i have a reputation to uphold, ya know.
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
too bad.
i was going to feel you out a bit longer and then i was going to offer myself as a recepticle for your golden bliss.
sorry..I only piss on people out of anger.
i am sure that i can manage that.
i have a reputation to uphold, ya know.
<nods> I have no doubt. I bet you're going to be the very first person to make me snap and pee.
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
too bad.
i was going to feel you out a bit longer and then i was going to offer myself as a recepticle for your golden bliss.
sorry..I only piss on people out of anger.
i am sure that i can manage that.
i have a reputation to uphold, ya know.
<nods> I have no doubt. I bet you're going to be the very first person to make me snap and pee.
only if i play my cards right! ;)
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Litigious would probably be interested, but he's fucked off in a strop cos he got sick of being owned by people. Hopefully he'll back once he's managed to get the last of the sand out of his mangina.
okay..I lied. I don't really want to pee on anyone. there, you scared me into confessing..are you happy now???
(mangina? what is that???)
too bad.
i was going to feel you out a bit longer and then i was going to offer myself as a recepticle for your golden bliss.
sorry..I only piss on people out of anger.
i am sure that i can manage that.
i have a reputation to uphold, ya know.
<nods> I have no doubt. I bet you're going to be the very first person to make me snap and pee.
only if i play my cards right! ;)
I gheyed you. you are no longer the awesome 666.
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ghey me again, slurpee.
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
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Would about me? :'(
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Would about me? :'(
I dunno. you might freak out, or something.
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
not even close.
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
not even close.
McJ - You're as good at quoting as I am.
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
not even close.
McJ - You're as good at quoting as I am.
what ever do you mean?
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
not even close.
McJ - You're as good at quoting as I am.
what ever do you mean?
Shit. My last one was an accident. :asthing:
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
not even close.
McJ - You're as good at quoting as I am.
what ever do you mean?
Shit. My last one was an accident. :asthing:
which last one?
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I can't tell.
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I can't tell.
huh?
what?
when?
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I can't tell.
huh?
what?
when?
spammy?
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I can't tell.
huh?
what?
when?
spammy?
but i don't have the beat in my fingers.
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I can't tell.
huh?
what?
when?
spammy?
but i don't have the beat in my fingers.
I just got done with a test,
and don't want to think.
But, I should get home and
organize stuff for tomorrow,
so I can fuck up another one
properly.
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do you feel that you have a knack for fucking things up?
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ghey me again, slurpee.
I love it when you talk sexy to me.
not even close.
McJ - You're as good at quoting as I am.
what ever do you mean?
Shit. My last one was an accident. :asthing:
which last one?
y'all just made me laugh so hard water came out of my nose.
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:plus: for y'all.
No one else seems to type it.
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:plus: for y'all.
No one else seems to type it.
really?
huh. I type just what I say. :P
or..would say. I don't...talk...outloud to myself, or anything.
<flees>
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I don't...talk...outloud to myself, or anything.
<flees>
No? You should try then.
Keeps one from loneliness.
I do it all the time. Actually,
maybe that's WHY no one
comes near me.
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Spammers.
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Spammers.
did you just call me fat?
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I don't...talk...outloud to myself, or anything.
<flees>
No? You should try then.
Keeps one from loneliness.
I do it all the time. Actually,
maybe that's WHY no one
comes near me.
hahaha! I do it quite a bit without realizing it.
then someone looks at me all weird, and I cry.
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Spammers.
did you just call me fat?
Does that turn you on?
I don't...talk...outloud to myself, or anything.
<flees>
No? You should try then.
Keeps one from loneliness.
I do it all the time. Actually,
maybe that's WHY no one
comes near me.
hahaha! I do it quite a bit without realizing it.
then someone looks at me all weird, and I cry.
Better to laugh maniacally, and start singing.
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Spammers.
did you just call me fat?
Not to my knowledge. Why?
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Spammers.
did you just call me fat?
Not to my knowledge. Why?
I just like to say that sometimes. it makes me laugh.
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Easily amused.
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tis true.
so...this thread makes be crazy...because it says "BItch" instead of "Bitch".
it makes me hate the crazy person, a little.
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Better?
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
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Spammers.
did you just call me fat?
Not to my knowledge. Why?
I just like to say that sometimes. it makes me laugh.
Well, don't. I spent valuable time wondering how and where.
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
Not just easily AMUSED, I see.
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Spammers.
did you just call me fat?
Not to my knowledge. Why?
I just like to say that sometimes. it makes me laugh.
Well, don't. I spent valuable time wondering how and where.
I'd apologize for doing that to you....but I'm laughing too damn hard. :P
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:LMAO:
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
Not just easily AMUSED, I see.
it would have been better if you had fixed the BIG UGLY one. :P
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
Not just easily AMUSED, I see.
it would have been better if you had fixed the BIG UGLY one. :P
That's her own fault.
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
Not just easily AMUSED, I see.
it would have been better if you had fixed the BIG UGLY one. :P
That's her own fault.
yes, but I am the one suffereing!
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
Not just easily AMUSED, I see.
it would have been better if you had fixed the BIG UGLY one. :P
That's her own fault.
yes, but I am the one suffereing!
You know JUST what to say.
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Better?
oh my god. :diddle:
Not just easily AMUSED, I see.
it would have been better if you had fixed the BIG UGLY one. :P
That's her own fault.
yes, but I am the one suffereing!
You know JUST what to say.
nice shoes.....
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nice shoes.....
Yeah, yeah.
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nice shoes.....
Yeah, yeah.
wow...you're close.
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nice shoes.....
Yeah, yeah.
wow...you're close.
Just too exhuberant.