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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: zaftig on January 24, 2008, 10:27:14 PM
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but who gives two fucks. Or one for that matter.
Am open and raring to go :zoinks:
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:toporly:
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fully erect, how long (or short) is your penis?
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Will you post a picture?
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fully erect, how long (or short) is your penis?
Or clitoris, as the case may be.
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How many trees are in my backyard?
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fully erect, how long (or short) is your penis?
But she's female.... ???
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Can you get your hand around your largest sex toy?
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fully erect, how long (or short) is your penis?
But she's female.... ???
ok then.
are your aeriolas more like quarters, silver dollars, or beverage coasters?
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Have you ever been fucked in a sex basket/swing?
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Will you eat green eggs and spam?
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fully erect, how long (or short) is your penis?
But she's female.... ???
ok then.
are your aeriolas more like quarters, silver dollars, or beverage coasters?
Yes that seems like a more female-centric Obligatory Intensified First Question For An Ask Away Thread
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Though, I've seen some SIGNIFICANTLY smaller
than quarters.
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Dear me where should I start :green:
Will you post a picture?
I will but just not yet.
How many trees are in my backyard?
I'm guessing many ^^
Can you get your hand around your largest sex toy?
Only have one :green: But barely due to my medium finger length rather than the toy size ;>
are your aeriolas more like quarters, silver dollars, or beverage coasters?
Ten pence.
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What is the span of your hand?
:zoinks:
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Have you ever been fucked in a sex basket/swing?
Nope and I don't wish to.
Spam's hot :orly:
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ten pence is the same as a quarter?
wait until you have children.
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Spam's hot :orly:
:drool:
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What is the span of your hand?
:zoinks:
When I do get round to measuring it,you'll be the first to know :zoinks:
wait until you have children.
Highly unlikely ^^
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I have a particular tool which
I find useful for such measurements.
Feel free.
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wait until you have children.
Highly unlikely ^^
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i take it then that you prefer anal?
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How many trees are in my backyard?
I'm guessing many ^^
No, five is not many. You are wrong, so I will have to figure out what the penalty is for answering a question wrong in your own ask away thread is. I am pretty sure there is no penalty, so you should be alright.
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i take it then that you prefer anal?
Nope, just no dick ;)
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Have you ever been fucked in a sex basket/swing?
Nope and I don't wish to.
Spam's hot :orly:
Does that scare you or something?
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i take it then that you prefer anal?
Nope, just no dick ;)
Oh, you are a lesbian?
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i take it then that you prefer anal?
Nope, just no dick ;)
Not even if not attached?
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Have you ever been fucked in a sex basket/swing?
Nope and I don't wish to.
Spam's hot :orly:
Does that scare you or something?
Nah just not my type of thing.
Oh, you are a lesbian?
Indeed I am.
Not even if not attached?
I have no objections to dildos and such.
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So you would take an unattached cock. Would it bother you if it felt like real flesh?
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So you would take an unattached cock. Would it bother you if it felt like real flesh?
Not really, since I know it's not.
It's just the real thing that fails.
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So you would take an unattached cock. Would it bother you if it felt like real flesh?
Not really, since I know it's not.
It's just the real thing that fails.
Ah because it doesn't vibrate? Otherwise I don't see the point, it still has the same capabilities. Plenty of other women who have had multiple orgasms from men would tell you that. I can't blame you for being attracted to female form though. Women are hot.
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Ah because it doesn't vibrate? Otherwise I don't see the point, it still has the same capabilities.
But is attached to a male body.
Women are hot.
:indeed:
Some more than others ;>
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Ah because it doesn't vibrate? Otherwise I don't see the point, it still has the same capabilities.
But is attached to a male body.
Women are hot.
:indeed:
Some more than others ;>
Correct on both counts. The male body is what bothers you then. Do you like pictures of chicks with dicks? Would you allow yourself get fucked by a chick with a dick?
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Definitely not.
Dicks are ugly creatures full stop. Doesn't matter whether attached to a male or female :zoinks:
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Definitely not.
Dicks are ugly creatures full stop. Doesn't matter whether attached to a male or female :zoinks:
So you would rather not look at the dick at all. You would rather get a detachable penis doggystyle then? That way you wouldn't have to look at the dick.
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Definitely not.
Dicks are ugly creatures full stop. Doesn't matter whether attached to a male or female :zoinks:
So you would rather not look at the dick at all. You would rather get a detachable penis doggystyle then? That way you wouldn't have to look at the dick.
I don't mind looking at a fake one lol, just don't wish to see or feel a real one ;)
It's all about the vagina.
Am starting to wonder whether I'll get any non-sex-orientated questions ;D
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:welcome:
How did you find this site?
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Definitely not.
Dicks are ugly creatures full stop. Doesn't matter whether attached to a male or female :zoinks:
So you would rather not look at the dick at all. You would rather get a detachable penis doggystyle then? That way you wouldn't have to look at the dick.
I don't mind looking at a fake one lol, just don't wish to see or feel a real one ;)
It's all about the vagina.
Am starting to wonder whether I'll get any non-sex-orientated questions ;D
The vagina is good looking to you? I like the way some of them look more than others personally.
Do you enjoy amusement park rides? (see that isn't sexual)
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:welcome:
How did you find this site?
Through a certain member.
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The vagina is good looking to you? I like the way some of them look more than others personally.
Do you enjoy amusement park rides? (see that isn't sexual)
You can't help being attracted to some things :P
I do, especially Thorpe Park and Disneyland.
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The vagina is good looking to you? I like the way some of them look more than others personally.
Do you enjoy amusement park rides? (see that isn't sexual)
You can't help being attracted to some things :P
I do, especially Thorpe Park and Disneyland.
Have you ever been to Disneyworld, Busch Gardens (either of them), Universal Island of Adventure, or any Six Flags?
Do you like roller-coasters at all?
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I am from England, so apart from Disneyworld, I haven't heard of any of those :) They sound interesting though.
I love roller-coasters.
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I am from England, so apart from Disneyworld, I haven't heard of any of those :) They sound interesting though.
I love roller-coasters.
All of those parks have really good roller coasters, but they are in the US. Thorpe Park looks interesting, even though I have never been to England. Six Flags are in several states and generally have large coasters. Busch Gardens has some great coasters (both in Tampa, FL and Williamsburg, VA). The Hulk and Dueling Dragons coasters at Universal Islands of Adventure are both pretty good too.
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http://www.thorpepark.co.uk/
I've been to Florida once. Only for a week though :P Rotonda Lakes, where the alligators are :)
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http://www.thorpepark.co.uk/
I've been to Florida once. Only for a week though :P Rotonda Lakes, where the alligators are :)
The alligators are everywhere in Florida. :P Same with the heat and humidity.
I saw the site already, looks pretty cool. Roller-coasters are my favourite part of amusement parks.
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Same, the higher the better!
When we went it rained for 3/4 of the vacation :D But I guess it's because we went picked a dumb time to go, October.
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Same, the higher the better!
When we went it rained for 3/4 of the vacation :D But I guess it's because we went picked a dumb time to go, October.
October isn't normally a rainy time of the year for Florida. In the summer it rains here almost every day for at least an hour. At least you weren't here (Florida) during July or August when the temperatures can get over 100F and have 100% humidity. It is hell walking on pavement then. The winters are pretty temperate in comparison. I am surprised it rained that much in October.
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Someone told us it was the hurricane season in October lol. I didn't mind the rain though, it was pleasant because it was nice and warm although it didn't help with going to the beach :P Plus I never got to see a shark :D Or an alligator for that matter.
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Someone told us it was the hurricane season in October lol. I didn't mind the rain though, it was pleasant because it was nice and warm although it didn't help with going to the beach :P Plus I never got to see a shark :D Or an alligator for that matter.
It is during hurricane season, but you don't see lots of rain unless a hurricane is off shore. I hate sharks, but they are avoidable if you don't go out too deep (Tiger sharks attack people here every once in a while). Alligators, you have to be near a swamp to observe. Okefenokee swamp and other nature reserves usually have some alligators. The Alligator farm is near St. Augustine, and that has tons of Alligators and Crocs. They once had a giant one called Gomek that was 18 feet long that died not too long ago. Now they have one called Maximo that is 15 feet long.
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We went past a few swamps especially to see one but none graced us with their presence :( I googled Maximo and Christ, he's huge. I'm trying to imagine what Gomek must have looked like :P
I is retiring to bed. Goodnight people ;)
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I still see you here. :P
I am glad you like the :indeed: smiley.
Do you like any sci-fi tv shows?
Edit: now I see you are offline, heh.
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I still see you here. :P
Edit: now I see you are offline, heh.
Am back now :P
Do you like any sci-fi tv shows?
Don't watch much of TV but I do like sci-fi films :zoinks:
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Am starting to wonder whether I'll get any non-sex-orientated questions ;D
Fresh meat. To be expected.
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Are you in school?
If so, what are you studying?
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Are you in school?
Right now or generally?
I'm in sixth form college but have taken the week off ;)
If so, what are you studying?
Film Studies, English Lang & Lit and Psychology
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Is it common to have so many majors,
where you are?
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Is it common to have so many majors,
where you are?
Sixth form college is the school you go to before Uni :P
And yeah, three A Levels is the norm.
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Same, the higher the better!
When we went it rained for 3/4 of the vacation :D But I guess it's because we went picked a dumb time to go, October.
October isn't normally a rainy time of the year for Florida. In the summer it rains here almost every day for at least an hour. At least you weren't here (Florida) during July or August when the temperatures can get over 100F and have 100% humidity. It is hell walking on pavement then. The winters are pretty temperate in comparison. I am surprised it rained that much in October.
In winter, it rains here almost every day for the whole day.
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Definitely not.
Dicks are ugly creatures full stop. Doesn't matter whether attached to a male or female :zoinks:
So you would rather not look at the dick at all. You would rather get a detachable penis doggystyle then? That way you wouldn't have to look at the dick.
I don't mind looking at a fake one lol, just don't wish to see or feel a real one ;)
It's all about the vagina.
Would you like to see this girl's vagina?
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9020/jbklq1.png)
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Definitely not.
Dicks are ugly creatures full stop. Doesn't matter whether attached to a male or female :zoinks:
So you would rather not look at the dick at all. You would rather get a detachable penis doggystyle then? That way you wouldn't have to look at the dick.
I don't mind looking at a fake one lol, just don't wish to see or feel a real one ;)
It's all about the vagina.
Would you like to see this girl's vagina?
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9020/jbklq1.png)
Her mind would be more interesting don't you think?
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But likely not as tasty.
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Would you like to see this girl's vagina?
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9020/jbklq1.png)
Very much so :orly:
Plus, I don't think she defines herself as a girl ;)
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Her mind would be more interesting don't you think?
I think both are equally interesting ;>
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Are you capable of discussing history,
whilst performing cunnilingus?
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Are you capable of discussing history,
whilst performing cunnilingus?
Peace of cake.
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You don't know HOW much I want that
video made now.
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Plus, I don't think she defines herself as a girl ;)
Soph the thing?
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Soph the thing?
I don't think I'm the person to explain her gender to you.
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Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.
Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?
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Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.
Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?
The latter.
Am 200 stone, have a moustache and a huge unkempt bush.
Everyday when I ride my big butch motorcycle to college, I scare all the neighbourhood cats with my ugly mug 8)
Does that answer your question for you? :zoinks:
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Yep.
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Glad to be of use ;>
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Do lesbians ever wonder why their dildos are penis shaped, when the last thing they want is a penis?
Wouldn't lesbians want to masturbate with a vagina shaped sex toy?
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Do lesbians ever wonder why their dildos are penis shaped, when the last thing they want is a penis?
You obviously haven't seen many dildos.
Wouldn't lesbians want to masturbate with a vagina shaped sex toy?
Since most of them are aimed at straight men, then no, I wouldn't. Can't speak for all lesbians ;)
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If they are aiming dildos at me, give me warning before they open fire.
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Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.
Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?
The latter.
Am 200 stone, have a moustache and a huge unkempt bush.
Everyday when I ride my big butch motorcycle to college, I scare all the neighbourhood cats with my ugly mug 8)
Does that answer your question for you? :zoinks:
:LMAO:
That may be the best answer to such a question that I have ever seen.
:plus:
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won't turn me off :laugh: :wanker:
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Regretting this thread yet?
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Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.
Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?
The latter.
Am 200 stone, have a moustache and a huge unkempt bush.
Everyday when I ride my big butch motorcycle to college, I scare all the neighbourhood cats with my ugly mug 8)
Does that answer your question for you? :zoinks:
:LMAO:
That may be the best answer to such a question that I have ever seen.
:plus:
Actually, it kinda gets me hot.
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Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.
Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?
The latter.
Am 200 stone, have a moustache and a huge unkempt bush.
Everyday when I ride my big butch motorcycle to college, I scare all the neighbourhood cats with my ugly mug 8)
Does that answer your question for you? :zoinks:
:LMAO:
That may be the best answer to such a question that I have ever seen.
:plus:
Actually, it kinda gets me hot.
What are we a tab bit permiscuious?
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Nah. I just like biker dykers.
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Are you a bike dyker? :laugh:
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Regretting this thread yet?
Nah, I need me entertainment.
Are you a bike dyker? :laugh:
Well I did use to have a lovely, sturdy tricycle :green:
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I can ride my bike without stabilizers
Do you like French people?
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I can ride my bike without stabilizers
Do you like French people?
French people are extremely hot.
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What is the most erotic thing
that you've done with a french person?
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I stroked one and he jumped all over me excitedly :zoinks:
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Was he nekid?
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Yep, if my memory serves me right.
Also, I do believe he croaked with pleasure, whilst striking me numerously with his tongue.
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you KILLED him? :o
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I would never do such a bastardly deed to a French person!
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Not even le petit mort?
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Now for that I could make an exception. :zoinks:
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Do you often play with non-humans? :zoinks:
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Everyday :toporly:
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Isn't that illegal there?
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Not that I know of. :angel:
Plus playing with one's teddy ain't really a crime now is it? ;>
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Depends on if it's stuffed or stuffed.
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What if mine's stuffed stuffed? :orly:
It's full of holes though. Poor bugger.
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That's what you get, for
stuffing it. Makes them lose
their stuffing.
And they are NEVER
the same after you duct
tape 'em.
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how deep is your vagina?
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Are you coming back here, ever?
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how deep is your vagina?
Medium-ish. Compared to some anyway :zoinks:
Are you coming back here, ever?
As I told you, nope, so this thread can be locked/deleted ;)
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Sad to see you go.
You're fun.
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Why are you going?
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Why are you going?
IntensitySquared probably doesn't meet to her standards. It happens.
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Why are you going?
IntensitySquared probably doesn't meet to her standards. It happens.
I quite enjoy I2. It's funny and entertaining but seeing as I'm not AS and was only here for a certain reason, it makes no sense to continue posting.
At least to me :)
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Why are you going?
IntensitySquared probably doesn't meet to her standards. It happens.
I quite enjoy I2. It's funny and entertaining but seeing as I'm not AS and was only here for a certain reason, it makes no sense to continue spaming.
At least to me :)
Not having AS should put you off from posting here. There are plenty of members here like Callaway who doesn't have the condition.
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Why are you going?
IntensitySquared probably doesn't meet to her standards. It happens.
I quite enjoy I2. It's funny and entertaining but seeing as I'm not AS and was only here for a certain reason, it makes no sense to continue spaming.
At least to me :)
Hey 99% of humans are not we can't hold that against them. Besides my daughter is not and she is gorgeous. In all honesty in real life the only other person I have met who is diagnosed on the spectrum is my son.
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I guess so. But one particular reason will keep me off here, although I might pop in from time to time because I DO like it here ;)
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And what is that one particular reason? ???
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A certain person.
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A certain person.
Want me to sort him/her out for you?
Don't tell me you're Flake.
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Flake doesn't like me either :green:
For some strange reason, even though I never spoke to him :P
Nah, it's just a person whom I care for but it doesn't matter anymore.
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Flake doesn't like me either :green:
For some strange reason, even though I never spoke to him :P
Nah, it's just a person whom I care for but it doesn't matter anymore.
Then you should stay for that person!
Hell, I would love that kind of female attention. ;)
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There is no point though!
And female attention is not always positive :P
Hell, I remember all the itmes I've been hit on by old desperate lesbians. Ain't fun.
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There is no point though!
And female attention is not always positive :P
Hell, I remember all the itmes I've been hit on by old desperate lesbians. Ain't fun.
I've only been hit on by a bisexual girl online from two years ago.
Cybersexing is not mah thing.
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I usually get hit on by straight men online. Who think that me being gay means I'd let them watch or join in ;)
And old lesbians irl are v. scary indeed. Last time an especially psycho one wanted to dance. Freaked me right out.
Cybersex is shite, it's basically assisted masturbation.
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I usually get hit on by straight men online. Who think that me being gay means I'd let them watch or join in ;)
And old lesbians irl are v. scary indeed. Last time an especially psycho one wanted to dance. Freaked me right out.
Cybersex is shite, it's basically assisted masturbation.
Speaking of freakage, this cyber girl said she was raped by her cousin, has a boyfriend, but later asked about my wang.
And you must be one hawt lesbo in rl. (Not hitting on you or anything.)
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Nah.
Just get hit on by desperate old lesbians and horny straight men. Usually never the people I actually like.
Guess that's life though.
And what a weird girl btw. Once talked to a cyber guy who had a tights fetish :green:
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Hell, I remember all the itmes I've been hit on by old desperate lesbians. Ain't fun.
Better than old desperate MALES. :zoinks:
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Cybersex is shite, it's basically assisted masturbation.
All depends on how it's done.
If the minds are in touch, and
not just spewing dirty words,
it can be quite something.
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I have had some pretty good cybersex a couple of times. Usually its very generic though and only good for laughs in retrospec.
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Don't think that there's a way in hell,
that I could really enjoy it, in a chat like
format though. I need more space, for
my thoughts.
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Don't think that there's a way in hell,
that I could really enjoy it, in a chat like
format though. I need more space, for
my thoughts.
Cybersex can include a webcam btw. The last time I cybered it wasn't in text at all.
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True. Haven't tried that yet.
Wonder if I'd find that anywhere
near as hot.
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Cybersex is awesome if done right. http://www.angelfire.com/nj4/blood/database.html :lol:
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Webcams are cool :zoinks:
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sophporn ftw
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:orly: :toporly: :orly: :toporly: :orly:
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A chorus line O RLY
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Nice avie!
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Why, thank you :) Milla Jovovich is a goddess :toporly:
sophporn ftw
Hear hear.
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She posted some on zomg. :zoinks:
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And I missed it?!
*goes and bangs head on wall while at the same time lamenting the unfairness of it all*
:wallbutt:
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She won't mind me posting it here, I think. >:D
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9456/ryreyyf5.png)
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:drool:
;)
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You know, I always see that emoticon
as covered in something other than
drool. :eyebrows:
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Cal, you disgust me :twitch:
That is filthy and perverted and I do not dabble in such despicable deeds. :zoinks:
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I know. Anti male and all.
Doesn't mean the image isn't there. >:D
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What foods have you put inside your vagina?
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:oranna: :branna: :kinanna: :bananadance: :pinan:
:zoinks:
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Tomatoes? :laugh:
Sometimes, I wish I weren't male.
Sometimes, I'm not. :laugh:
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An orange :orly:
You would find, tomatoes are too squishy.
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Oranges are fun.
Squishy might be too though.
As wedges, or all at once?
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With the skin taken off.
A sort of home-made juicer :zoinks:
I want more questions :(
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Anal fisting?
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:sex?:
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Group sex?
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Anal fisting?
Might try it.
Someday. Not a big fan of anal though.
:sex?:
Has you a vagina? >:D
Group sex?
:orly:
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Has you a vagina? >:D
No, was planning on using yours.
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Group sex?
:orly:
Largest number?
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So, does it bug you that I see your current
avie (on brief glance) as having cum (and not
a cig) dripping from her mouth?
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Group sex?
:orly:
Largest number?
You can never have too many girls. :zoinks:
So, does it bug you that I see your current
avie (on brief glance) as having cum (and not
a cig) dripping from her mouth?
Not really. You're the one that's seeing it and not me ;>
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Group sex?
:orly:
Largest number?
You can never have too many girls. :zoinks:
I was looking for a specific past instance.
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would you scissor with me?
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Is you a retard? :toporly:
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Yup!
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Is you a retard? :toporly:
Actually he is really intelligent.
I think that this line must have worked for someone.
;D
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Is you a retard? :toporly:
Actually he is really intelligent.
No she isn't :zoinks:
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Is you a retard? :toporly:
Actually he is really intelligent.
No she isn't :zoinks:
:smarty:
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Hey!!!
I am sitting here watching La Double Vie de Veronique with running commentary.
Which is your personal favorite: Red, White, Blue or Veronique?
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Get your ass back here.
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Yeah! Where did she go??
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Have you coached your inexperienced male friends on pussy eating techniques?
I wouldn't mind eating a cunt with a bit of honey, myself.
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Hey!!!
I am sitting here watching La Double Vie de Veronique with running commentary.
Which is your personal favorite: Red, White, Blue or Veronique?
That's a hard one :laugh:
Will tell you when I rewatch Red and Veronique :P
Have you coached your inexperienced male friends on pussy eating techniques?
I wouldn't mind eating a cunt with a bit of honey, myself.
Nope.
I have fought with a guy over a girl though :lol: Quite pointlessly in the end since she turned out to be more straight than bi-curious.
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I have fought with a guy over a girl though :lol: Quite pointlessly in the end since she turned out to be more straight than bi-curious.
Sorry about that. The girl was mesmerised by the power of the cock, I bet.
Or maybe she enjoyed the attention -- I hate those kind of girls.
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Have you coached your inexperienced male friends on pussy eating techniques?
I wouldn't mind eating a cunt with a bit of honey, myself.
Nope.
I have fought with a guy over a girl though :lol: Quite pointlessly in the end since she turned out to be more straight than bi-curious.
Like a fistfight between you and the guy, or a verbal fight?
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Verbal fight. I am way too weak to fight a guy lol. Can't even open a bottle of water ::)
Although I did fight a girl over a girl when I was little :green:
The bitch tried to steal my friend.
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
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Went for my assessment in stinky Southall.
For the first time I'm positive, I really like the woman.
What was your assessment for?
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Something called Early Intervention, to assess whether I am psycho enough to get psychotherapy from them :laugh:
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Early Intervention here is usually a therapy used for autistic children. There must be other meanings for it, such as the one you have written.
I hope you do get the therapy if you want it. Therapy can be really good if they are the right person.
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I hope so too :)
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Something called Early Intervention, to assess whether I am psycho enough to get psychotherapy from them :laugh:
So are you? :P
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Something called Early Intervention, to assess whether I am psycho enough to get psychotherapy from them :laugh:
So are you? :P
They are still making their minds up :zoinks:
Told me they will get in contact in about a week.
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who's the gorgeous creature in your avatar, sweetle?
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Jean Rhys.
She's a goddess.